Chapter 140: We Don't Deserve It
After taking a shower, Zhou Le changed into a handsome and fashionable casual clothes, which Sister Shuang bought, her aesthetic vision was much better than that of Gu Naliza.
Zhou Le went to the school's finance office to pay tuition, and then went to the office building to find a teacher to get a new book.
The tutor pulled Zhou Le to show to the other teachers: "Look, this is Zhou Le!" Have you watched all the good voices? You've always seen it, haven't you? And what, I can't remember......"
Zhou Le cooperated with her to pretend: "Qiyi Video's "Idol Intern" and CCTV's "Chinese Good Song". ”
Counselor: "Yes, yes, yes! This kid is so mixed that I can't remember it, why do you say you're participating in so many competitions? Just take one or two championships, what if you take all of them and others? Give others a chance to stand out! ”
Zhou Le: "I also want to keep a low profile, my strength doesn't allow it." ”
The counselor was very happy: "Hahaha...... Who said that our suona profession can't produce stars? ”
The other teachers pretended to be busy and didn't answer.
The counselor had no choice but to say: "The class meeting will be held at three o'clock in the afternoon, and when the time comes, you will come to the stage and tell the students about the competition." ”
Zhou Le: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I want to take a leave to meet Mr. Zhang Liguo in the afternoon, he is doing a new show with Xichuan TV, and said that I will be a resident guest." ”
The counselor was overjoyed, this wave of pretending to be good, and some teachers were crying.
She smiled and said, "It's okay, you go to work!" Remember to bring some souvenirs and gifts to Mr. Liguo. ”
Zhou Le: "Fan Shuangshuang said that he likes to drink tea, and she asked me to send tea." ”
"That's good, let's go!"
"Goodbye, teacher!"
The counselor watched Zhou Le leave the office with the book in his arms, sat down to drink tea, and looked embarrassed: "Who said Zhou Le was rude?" He's been so good in front of me all the time. ”
The teachers looked resentful, when he was punished for selling hot pot base last year, you didn't say that.
Zhou Le is also deliberately pretending, I can't pretend to be so popular?
Wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade clothes at night!
On the way back to the dormitory, some freshmen surrounded Zhou Le and wanted to take photos and sign autographs, almost all of them were girls, many brothers and sisters were waiting to see the jokes, Zhou Le was crooked, and he would definitely not sign them.
Zhou Le roared: "Get out of the way!" What grade do you dare to ask for my autograph? I'm off hours right now and it's not open. ”
After saying that, he hugged the book and left.
I didn't have the eyesight to see it, I didn't have empty hands and didn't help me move books, and I dared to come and ask for autographs, scolding you to death.
When Zhou Le walked away, some senior sisters told them not to bother with Zhou Le in the future, that thing was very crooked, and it was so fierce to everyone that it exploded, not to play a big name when he was popular, he has always been so disgusted with dogs.
So, a group of girls got together and muttered, how did this kind of thing become popular? Bah!
It's only to blame them for being too stupid, they actually think that Zhou Le's character is packaged, and they think that the conflict in the show is the effect of the show.
At half past two, Zhou Le took a taxi to Xichuan TV Station, and before calling Mr. Zhang Liguo, he asked Zhou Le to go to the station to find him, as if he was talking to the leaders of the station about things.
Now Zhou Le no longer dares to take public transportation, which is easy to cause traffic congestion.
A male assistant took Zhou Le into the TV building, walked around, and finally waited outside a small conference room.
The assistant was worried about Zhou Le's sting, and chatted with him to stabilize Zhou Le's mood.
In fact, Zhou Le is not so irritable in private, and no one provokes him, people are talking about big things, isn't it normal for Zhou Le to be a "job seeker" and so on?
Instead of getting angry, he took out the noodles from his pocket and shared them with his assistant.
After about half an hour, the door of the conference room opened, and a few people in suits came out to look at Zhou Le and leave.
After a while, Zhang Liguo came out with a man with a fat head and big ears, and he was very engaged in chatting while walking, ignoring Zhou Le, and Zhou Le didn't call him, but when he approached, Mr. Zhang beckoned him to follow.
Zhou Le followed with the tea, thinking, I, Zhou Le, also have a day when I stand like a minion? This doesn't make sense!
Forget it, who made my grandma like to watch him on TV?
Zhang Liguo and the fat man walked all the way to the elevator entrance, sent the fat man into the elevator to say goodbye, and then looked back at Zhou Le: "Yo~ How tall is you?" The camera is not easy to pretend, and it is difficult to enter the painting at the same time as the guests. ”
Zhou Le: "Teacher, is this a new type of price reduction routine?" ”
Zhang Liguo was stunned for a moment, smiled, and said Xichuan words: "What is the price reduction routine?" Do I still need to trick you? How much money can you squeeze out for a green ditch baby like you? Nothing big. ”
Zhou Le handed over a small box of tea: "I heard that the teacher likes to drink tea, so I went to the big supermarket to buy it." ”
Zhang Liguo: "A lot of money? ”
Zhou Le: "Uh...... Eight thousand! ”
Zhang Liguo waved his hand to let the assistant take the tea, turned around and walked away with his hands behind his back: "You coax ghosts, when Lao Tzu has never drunk tea, the fart baby is not very old and has a lot of problems, and he will come when he opens his mouth to lie." ”
Zhou Le put his hands in his pockets and slowly followed.
Mr. Zhang is quite easy to get along with, and he speaks well, not as difficult to approach as some big-name artists, and he can be dragged to 2580,000 yuan if he is a little famous, such as Zhou Le.
Zhou Le has never been to Xichuan TV, and he has been looking around all the way.
Then, he followed Zhang Liguo to a dressing room, the two of them found chairs to sit down, and the assistant brought two cups of hot tea.
The staff came in and out, and it was a busy scene.
Zhang Liguo buried his head in looking at some documents.
Zhou Le felt bored and asked, "Teacher, do you want to record a show?" ”
Zhang Liguo looked up at him, and then looked down at the document: "Yes, record the show." ”
At this time, a makeup artist walked in: "Hello teachers! ”
Zhang Liguo pointed at Zhou Le and said: "Hurry up and put it on him, the time is a little tight, but he has a good foundation, and he doesn't need to do a hairstyle, it should be in time." ”
Zhou Le was stunned: "Huh? What's Ann? I...... Didn't take this notice! What shows are you recording? Teacher Zhang, you prostitute me for nothing~"
Zhang Liguo slapped the folder over: "Shut up!" Who prostituted you for nothing? The contract in black and white, you see it for yourself. ”
Zhou Le took the folder and looked at it, Sister Hua's signature company's seal ......
Depressed! Remnants!
Zhang Liguo saw Zhou Le's deflated appearance, and laughed happily: "Hahahaha...... Surprised, surprised, surprised? Ge Lao Tzu! ”
Then, the assistant explained on the side, it turned out that after Zhou Le called Zhang Liguo, Zhang Liguo called Zhang Liangying to call Zhou Le's agent over and signed a contract for a small show, the intention was to test Zhou Le's on-the-spot ability and sense of variety show, and it was regarded as an audition.
He specially instructed not to tell Zhou Le.
Zhang Liguo can still do this, and the fat man just now is the leader of the station.
Zhou Le flipped through the price with a look of contempt: "I'm worth it?" I also signed a notice not to tell me! ”
It's only 200,000 ......
Before Zhou Le had 500,000 issues, after winning the four crowns, it has now risen to 1.2 million issues, a little higher than Zhang Xingyi, second only to Fan Shuangshuang's 3.6 million issues.
As a result, Nishikawatai gave a fraction?
What a shame.
Zhang Liguo: "Don't be too little, you will take it if you give it to you." It's said that it's a small talk show, and the feature film is twenty minutes, and it won't take long to record. ”
Zhou Le: "It's pretty much the same, I'll tell you about the popular fried chicken in my current coffee position...... Huh? Teacher, don't puff so much powder, a little black, a little black looks good, thank you. ”
The makeup artist looked at Zhang Liguo.
Zhang Liguo said: "You do what he said, just his foundation, if the stage lighting is not too strong, he can go up without makeup." ”
As he spoke, he began to look at his watch again, because this show was temporarily recorded, and he finally managed to make up forty minutes, and the time was very tight.
The reason why Director Zhang attaches so much importance to Zhou Le has nothing to do with Fan Shuangshuang.
Instead, Shen Cheng praised Zhou Le, he had seen Zhou Le's whole work at the king's event, and it was strongly recommended that the new show bring Zhou Le, and the program effect was absolutely good.
At this time, a not-so-beautiful hostess walked in and handed Zhou Le an A4 piece of paper: "Teacher Zhou Le, this is a process of our program, you can familiarize yourself with it first." ”
Zhou Le: "Sister, don't call me teacher, call me Zhou Le." ”
The host relaxed a lot: "Okay Zhou Le, this is some tricky questions we collected from the Internet, you go through it first, and you don't want to answer it......"
Zhang Liguo snatched the paper: "No, he's not afraid of any tricky questions, I'll add some to him when the time comes." ”
Moderator: "......"
Zhou Le: "That's right! No matter how tricky I am, the person who can stump my Zhou Le has not yet been born. ”
The moderator felt a sense of oppression again.
The hosting circle has long been spread all over the world, Zhou Le is a host assassin, the kind that kills with a knife, He Jiong, Wang Han, Hu Shaohua, Reheman and other well-known hosts have been overturned by him.
Zhang Liguo shook his head on the side, with this young and frivolous character, I really don't understand how Fan Shuangshuang fell in love with him, just because he has a handsome face?
It can only be said that Mr. Zhang is still too young and doesn't know enough about Zhou Le.
After a while, Zhou Le was taken to the studio, which was a very small studio, a small stage and a small screen, and a small C-shaped audience seat below, with about a hundred or so audiences.
Zhou Le also saw the LOGO of the program he participated in recording for the first time......
A few words with no sense of design ...... "Amazing Sharing".
However, he has already heard the host explain that this show is to invite elites from all walks of life to share on the stage, and there is only one guest in each episode, and Zhou Le participates as an artist.
At the beginning of the recording, Zhang Liguo sat in the director's area to watch.
The first recording was the part where Zhou Le appeared, Zhou Le took Mai and waved his hand to the stage, and the audience applauded.
"Wait a minute~"
Director Zhou Lechong made a pause gesture.
Director: "What's wrong?" Zhou Le: Is there a problem with your equipment? ”
Zhang Liguo was also curious.
Zhou Le said: "The audience didn't perform well, they were too calm. I know that you are professional audiences, and usually this show is also a big man in other industries, so I have to respect them, but my profession is an artist, and I just won the four crowns of the talent show, and I am very popular, so you will be called a fake if you act like this. And you see, the female audience of Yishui, shouldn't they all be my fans? ”
The director was dumbfounded, you are the director, I am the director?
Zhang Liguo's expression was suspicious, although Zhou Le was very reasonable, but he always felt that he was doing his job.
Zhou Le retreated to the stage passage: "Pay attention to your emotions, the higher the decibel of the sound, the better!" One more. ”
The director had no choice but to say: "Attention departments, record another one, Ai Kexin~"
Zhou Le appeared on the stage again, with one hand in his pocket and the other hand waving at the audience.
Bang Bang ......
"Ah~"
"Zhou Le Zhou Le!"
"Brother~"
The audience shouted hard, many of them were true love fans, screaming and jumping at the same time, Zhou Le's audience among female audiences was very wide.
Zhou Le said coldly: "Quiet! Don't affect the rest of the audience. What's wrong? What's so exciting about meeting artists and celebrities? Especially you young girls, what stars are you chasing? Is the academic performance good? Did you get a good job after graduation? Do you have a boyfriend at work? Did you have a boyfriend? If you're not doing business, you're going to chase stars? ”
The audience was collectively confused, and you wanted to pretend to be forced for a long time......
You're awesome, you're high!
The director holds his forehead with one hand, this thing is so difficult, what is he directing and acting himself?
Zhang Liguo felt a little interesting, he was not the director of this show.
I saw that Zhou Le on the stage did not stand in the designated position to speak at all, and the first paragraph of the opening was a five-minute free speech, and he sprayed as he walked, spraying from left to right and from right to left.
"What I personally hate the most are those so-called true love fans, who promote garbage values under the slogan of chasing stars, what to give birth to monkeys for idols, what to wear wedding dresses to go to concerts, what to make money to buy my brother's peripherals, and what to spend money to make lists for artists...... Smoke and miasma, demons dancing! Every time I see my fans say this kind of thing, I feel like a man on my back, like sitting on pins and needles, is it necessary for such fans to exist? Do I need it? Who cares? I don't need brainless fans! Next time you see you, stay away from me! ”
The director is very panicked now, and the theme of the speech he gave him is "The Road to Fame", mainly talking about his debut in the draft this summer, and the ghost knows what he is crazy about.
The audience is even more unhappy, playing us, right?
But none of them interrupted Zhou Le.
Zhou Le continued: "Don't engage in fan pick-up, support, class visits, and gifts, which will only make me feel annoyed." I still remember when I first participated in the talent show, I could ride the green train, sleep on the small sleeper, and run back and forth slowly, not only not tired but also very leisurely, I could eat bagged instant noodles and brag to the passengers next door. And then? It's because of some people's irrational star-chasing behavior, I can only take a plane or a taxi, and I have to cover myself tightly wherever I go, which is not the artist life I want. ”
Well, he's starting to get valued.
The director thinks it's not bad, there is a rhythm of wanting to rise and suppress in it.
Who knows, Zhou Le's words changed: "You can only take the first class cabin to avoid being harassed when you take a plane, do you know how expensive it is?" The ticket money was deducted from my salary, and those brainless fans are to blame! So, I curse them......"
As he spoke, Zhou Le also squatted on the ground and drew a circle.
"Hahahaha......"
The audience laughed, except for those true love fans, they were all scolded and cried by Zhou Le.
When Zhou Le saw it, he was extremely happy, and got up and said to those few, "What are you crying about?" You have the ability to take off your powder! ”
Several female fans cried even more fiercely, and they were lucky to be professional audiences who met idols by chance, and they were so happy that they wanted to fly, but in exchange for a scolding.
Zhou Le is not a speech, he is a talk show, and he also interacts with the audience.
The director looked at Zhang Liguo: "Mr. Zhao, is this guy crazy?" How can anyone scold their fans? ”
Zhang Liguo: "He hasn't been normal." ”
When the show was broadcast, the viewers who watched TV were so enjoyable, but unfortunately they couldn't send a barrage.
Zhou Le: "Don't cry, you haven't taken off the powder yet, you will be dehydrated first." ”
"Puff~Poo......"
There was a female fan crying and crying and suddenly laughing out of snot bubbles, which was perfectly captured, and a few people next to her couldn't hold back, crying and laughing.
Who understands the family?
The true fans who like Zhou Le all start with his appearance and end with his talent, but what everyone loves the most is that he is funny.
"Hahahaha......"
The rest of the audience laughed merrily, and he wasn't scolding us.
Zhou Le continued: "What are you laughing at? I don't cry singlely, I don't think a few of you are good fans, true love fans, right? Yan powder, right? Yan Fan is the most disloyal, if I am a little cooler, you will change the fans. ”
A female fan cried and shouted, "We will always only like you, brother!" Woo~"
Zhou Le: "Yo, it's so loud without a microphone, you learn bel canto, right?" To tell you, sweet words are useless to me, because I am not an ordinary traffic idol, I have the hard power of the music profession, and I don't need to rely on fans to support myself. True love fans are useless to me, my music works and variety shows are what most audiences across the country like to listen to and watch, which is the cornerstone of my survival. Of course, there are some fans who have made outstanding contributions to my popularity, that is, little black fans, they made me black and red in the early and middle periods! ”
The female fan shouted again: "They are plum civet cats......"
Zhou Le: "But it works!" They made my spoof videos, made up my ghost animal jokes, attracted attention and entertained the public, and added a lot of heat to me, isn't this more useful than your true love fans? What kind of spoof ghost animal plum civet cat, artists should bear, and I'm quite happy to be able to bring joy to everyone. I like little black powder because ...... Flour is white, while iron powder is black. Yan powder can be changed to personal powder, but black powder cannot be changed to personal black. ”
"Hahahaha......"
Zhang Liguo applauded in the corner, which really amused him.
The director whispered: "Can this work?" Didn't the broadcast recruit him black? ”
Zhang Liguo: "What do you care about him?" He dared to say that you would broadcast it, it was he who wanted to scold the fans. Moreover, these broadcasts will only make him more popular, not black, he scolds fans not once or twice, he scolds if he wants. ”
The director is stupid, there is such an artist? Or alive?
The host took Ruomu in the passage, and what Zhou Le had just said floated through his mind...... No matter how tricky I am, I'm not as tricky.
Zhou Le continued to show: "The fat sister, you can continue to cry, you don't have to worry about dehydration." ”
Fat fan stomped his feet shyly: "I hate it~"
The loud voice is her, very penetrating.
Zhou Le: "I'll tell you the truth, it's almost okay to chase stars or something, what are we?" Star? Player? It's just a profession to entertain the public, what is there to worship? It's just that the times and capital have held us too high, and in ancient times, we were the ninth rate. I sing to everyone, make some money to spend, I go to variety shows to make you happy, make some money to spend, I come to this show to scold and cry you, make some money to spend. I'm working, what about you? What's the picture? Waste your youth and waste money, if you have that spare time, it's better to chase the boy, and use the money to support me and buy the surrounding to buy him a pair of basketball shoes, and you can chase it! ”
Several female fans were trained by Zhou Lexun and nodded straight.
Wow, he's even more handsome up close, he's so handsome when he scolds, help! There are so many true love fans in the country, we have the opportunity to be scolded by him in person, what kind of fairy fate is this......
Zhou Le continued to pick the face of the entertainment industry: "The more crazy the fans, the more unfavorable it is to the artist industry, the stars are spoiled, and they will only pretend to be big names more and more. No matter what you do, there are a bunch of assistants around you, some wearing shoes, some carrying bags, and some in charge of fruits, like a cripple. Above, this is a little insight on my debut road! The arrogance of the artists is all what you are used to. ”
Bang Bang ......
There was applause at the scene, I dare to say it.
Zhang Liguo nodded, just by virtue of his paragraph, the new show must bring him.
Sanguan Zheng will not talk about the whole work, and he can scold fans and laugh again, and then be willing to be scolded by him, which is rare in the entire entertainment industry.
No wonder he was able to deceive Fan Shuangshuang......
He whispered, "Isn't this paragraph much better than those talk shows that stare at the teleprompter?" Xiao Li, you have earned this show. Such a strong and sharp point of view came out of the mouth of the top Zhou Le, and this show will be popular on the Internet. ”
The director nodded, but he was still more worried, the gimmick was enough, but would it offend the showbiz?
Zhou Le was not afraid of offending the entertainment industry, and said: "I know an actor who has been acting for many years, and his approach makes me feel exemplary, so I will briefly share with you this teacher's ......"
Zhang Liguo thought to himself, the actor you know? Could it be Fan Shuangshuang? She has a lot of assistants and loves to play big names, why is she a role model?
Zhou Le said: "The old artist Mr. Zhang Liguo, I had the pleasure of meeting him once, it was in the backstage of a TV station, I saw him wearing hotel slippers when he was putting on makeup, drinking a bag of jasmine tea for 20 yuan, and there was a hole in the socks on his feet......
Zhang Liguo's face is dark, this guy is purely spreading rumors in person, when did Lao Tzu wear rotten socks?
Zhou Le's face was deep: "I asked him, why do you still wear rotten socks when you make so much money?" He told me with a serious face that the child~ can't see the broken socks in the shoes, and the broken heart can't be seen in the stomach, but the artist would rather wear bad socks than have bad intentions. ”
There was thunderous applause at the scene, because he was really at the scene, and this face must be given.
The director was also applauding: "Director Zhang, you are amazing." ”
Zhang Liguo: "He broke it blindly, my tea is all treasures......
Director: "......"
Zhou Le said again: "I told Mr. Zhang Liguo...... Teacher, cut your nails frequently, and your socks won't be easy to break. ”
"Hahaha......"
The audience was happy, not because Zhou Leduo was humorous, but because Zhang Liguo was on the scene, which was happy.
Then, Zhou Le ended his talk show: "Okay! Thank you, this is the speech brought by a little artist Zhou Le, I hope you can pay more attention to the stars in many fields such as military industry, scientific research, opera, agriculture and other fields invited by this show, rather than the so-called stars in the entertainment industry, we are not worth it. ”
Applause rang out again, this time, spontaneously from the audience.
A few true love fans applauded the hardest, and my brother said it so well!
(End of chapter)