"The world is impermanent, and the large intestine encloses the small intestine."

"Brother Xu, what kind of grudge do you and your brother have, do you have to send him away?"

"Potato chips are ready, sit back and wait to hear the story."

"It's really a family that loves each other."

Friends who watched yesterday's live broadcast have vaguely summed up some experience.

Once Chen Yu began to say no.

With that smiling expression, there will not only be big melons to eat.

And it's going to be fun.

Netizens who followed from Brother Xu's live broadcast room.

I usually listen to his money-saving tips.

Go to high-end neighborhoods and wander around the garbage heaps near apartments with many young people.

There is a good chance.

Pick up seventy or eighty percent of new furniture, clothes, shoes.

Toiletries go to major washing websites and do a questionnaire to get a prize.

Do not do laundry unless necessary.

When you go to a public bath, take your dirty clothes with you and wash them together.

In addition to this, there is a way to save money on water bills.

The whole family eats in a pot.

The list goes on.

Fans have lamented more than once.

It is definitely a miracle that Brother Xu's family of four has been able to live in good health until now.

Now I heard that Brother Xu almost sent the whole family away.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached the first climax.

"When you were ten years old, your mother gave you five cents to go to the store and buy a packet of salt."

"Passing by the trash can downstairs, you see a clear plastic bag containing a small half-bag of white powder."

"I mistook the laundry detergent inside for edible salt, and took it home and poured it directly into the salt jar."

"The family was poisoned because of this, but fortunately, they were sent to the hospital in time, so there was no danger to their lives."

"Since your brother is the youngest, he is the slowest to recover."

"In order to nourish him, you go to the fruit store and plan to get some fruit."

"Picked up a red heart sugar cane that the boss threw away, and sent your brother to the emergency room again."

Chen Yu is like a party.

Tell the whole thing like a treasure.

"Obediently, Brother Xu is stunned to save money, and he can't tell the difference between laundry detergent and edible salt."

"Popular science common sense, red hearts represent the deterioration of sugarcane, and spoiled sugarcane contains a lot of neurotoxins."

"Qingming cane, race over the snake."

"Brother Xu, what's the smell of laundry detergent?"

"You dare to eat the things you picked up in the garbage heap, and Brother Xu is in such a hurry to send the whole family away?"

"If I were Brother Xu's younger brother, I would have to shout, it's good to be alive."

The sailors who don't know Brother Xu have a word in their hearts.

Devils.

"I thought that I could save a point, but I didn't expect that a family would be hospitalized."

"I tasted that bag of laundry detergent, and it did taste a little salty."

"So I thought it was table salt that someone had thrown away."

Brother Xu's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

Rao is that in order to save money, he has trained his face to be invulnerable.

When I think of that incident, I still can't help but feel hot.

Chen Yu said with a smile: "On the road of saving money, you have made a lot of oolong jokes, but you have never changed your original intention." ”

"Under your unified management, your family's living expenses are strictly controlled at a few hundred yuan per month."

"Your parents and younger brother have a lot of complaints about you, but as you buy two second-hand houses in ten years, their complaints have disappeared."

"A few years ago, you got into the live streaming industry."

"Relying on various money-saving tips, I will attract millions of fans in half a year,"

"Last year, you bought two more new houses and you still have millions in savings."

Brother Xu is almost stupid.

Chen Ran is a psychiatrist after all.

Or a private detective.

How can you solve the affairs of your family so much?

Whether it's an oolong joke to save money.

Or how many houses I bought later, how much savings I have.

Brother Xu has never shared these contents with water friends.

"Other anchors are the team to help set up people, Brother Xu saves money to the bones, this is a real person."

"Are anchors making so much money now? It's another house to buy, and another million deposits. ”

"I'll admit, I'm sour."

"The whole family has a monthly living allowance of several hundred yuan, and this family is all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

Looking at the emotion of the sailors, Brother Xu was quite proud.

"Brothers, if you want to buy a house, welcome to my live broadcast room."

"I have a lot of money-saving tips that will definitely help you get a house in full in a few years."

Sailors call it good.

At this time, don't forget to advertise in your live broadcast room.

It is estimated that after this live broadcast, Brother Xu can at least increase tens of thousands of fans.

Give away a carnival of 3,000 yuan in exchange for tens of thousands of fans.

Brother Xu's abacus beads are about to hit the spark.

Facing Brother Xu who kept digging into the corner of his live broadcast room.

Chen Yu was neither angry nor said much.

Just like that, I looked at him quietly.

After seven or eight consecutive advertisements, Brother Xu finally stopped.

"Dr. Chen, I admit that you have some ways to say these things, and you are basically right."

"But again, I'm not sick."

The expected goal was achieved, and Brother Xu waved goodbye to the majority of netizens in the live broadcast room.

Prepare to end the microphone connection.

opened his Brother Xu's money-saving class.

Chen Yu said: "Not only do you have mental illness, but you will soon give birth to a second mental illness. ”

As soon as these words came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room rolled in.

"Two flowers, wonderful."

"Doctor Chen, don't sell it, what is Brother Xu's illness? Say it and make everyone happy...... Care about it. ”

"Brother Xu is in danger."

"Sister Zhou still has that cherry blossom, depression alone has already made them miserable, and Brother Xu has reached a new high."

"Brother Xu, listen to my brother's advice, hurry up and withdraw, don't hesitate."

"Come on, drag this Erwuzai out."

Brother Xu smiled bitterly: "Since the sailors have said so, Doctor Chen, then you can tell me about the two mental illnesses I have." ”

For the streamers.

The world is big, and the water friends are the biggest.

The food and clothing parents were full of interest.

At this time, the wheat is cut off and left, which is equivalent to not giving face to the "parents".

The result is a lot of powder loss.

Even their own fans will switch to other anchors.

Chen Yu said lightly: "Next, you can start the formal diagnosis and treatment." ”

Hearing the formal diagnosis and treatment, Brother Xu looked embarrassed.

spent 3,000 yuan to send the carnival, and Brother Xu's psychological struggle was done all night.

Let him get five thousand dollars to see a doctor.

Let's be honest.

Not much better than cutting a piece of his flesh.

"I'll pay 5,000 yuan for the consultation, Dr. Chen, let's start the consultation."

A special effects barrage appeared in the live broadcast room.

Brother Xu's big brother was parachuted in.

"Thank you for your love."

Brother Xu was overjoyed.

I am very grateful to the big brother on the list.

Chen Yu said with a smile: "This patient, your first mental illness is pathological self-control in emotional disorders. ”

"What is this?"

Brother Xu asked subconsciously.

"I'll explain to you later."

Chen Yu brushed Brother Xu's question aside.

Turning to his second mental illness.

Mania.

And it is also the most dangerous aggressive mania in mania.