Chapter 191: Zhou Le is crazy

After Zhou Le finished singing the first guest, he copied the suona show for a while, which was very joyful.

Di Reliba, Gu Naliza, Yang Mi, Wang Ou, He Jiong, Sa Beiyu, Zhao Liying, An Yuexi, Lin Yuner, Han Lu, Deng Chao, Huang Taozi, Sun Zuer and others who were watching Zhou Le's live broadcast were all stunned.

Many of these celebrities are specially registered Douyin accounts to watch Zhou Le do things, after all, they usually play dangerous games.

At this moment, their admiration for Zhou Le is like a surging river......

Absolutely, absolutely!

Isn't that who sings?

came to see Zhou Le's live broadcast, not only these stars, but also many artists who secretly hid at home and watched secretly, some wanted to see Zhou Le make a fool of himself, some wanted to see him counterattack, and some were purely curious.

But as soon as this song was sung, everyone was convinced, Zhou Le was really strong!

Whether the four beasts in the capital are also watching Zhou Le's live broadcast, I don't know.

But there's a good chance you'll see it, right?

Fan Shuangshuang laughed with tears in the corners of her eyes, she couldn't hold back at all, she laughed more fiercely than the first time, because this is a live broadcast, who understands the family?

Her hands were shaking, and she almost couldn't read the lyrics.

Zhou Le:

It thinks it's always what it thinks

The tonsils are more swollen than the brain

Fan Shuangshuang: "Puff goose goose goose ......"

The comments in the live broadcast room are frantically brushed, which is very insightful:

"~"

"It's so vivid......"

"High!"

"It's really high."

"It's really high!"

"It's really high, it's total...... High! ”

"How tall?"

"The pine tree is so tall, hahaha~"

"There's a picture, shaking my head and fanning my head: I thought it was ......"

Zhou Le:

When a dog lies down with a bone in its mouth

Its tail will be seen

Live Commentary:

"Wang?"

"Wangwang~"

"Who? Who is this? ”

"Don't inquire about the Wangwang team!"

"Wang, who holds bones!"

"For the sake of bones, I really don't want my face."

"I still respect him more."

"Except for spraying at the beginning, the two of them did get along later."

"It's really disgusting to insult Fan Shuangshuang's public welfare of saving people's lives!"

"Yes, Sister Shuang has been wronged too much in the past two days......"

"Relieve your anger!"

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't straighten her waist anymore, leaned sideways on the chair and laughed: "Goose goose goose hungry ......"

Zhou Le had no choice but to translate the lyrics by himself:

When stepping on the flat has been the crab look at it again

I found a king eight

Comments:

"Steppe? How to step on it? ”

"Step on cigarette butts like that!"

"Nothing to say~"

"Hahaha!"

"the invincible ...... this song"

"Brother Le's gods!"

"It's too top-notch, release it and I want a single loop!"

"It's all right~"

How did he hold back his laughter? Sister Shuang was about to die of laughter. ”

Zhou Le is very focused on singing, and he doesn't feel funny at all, my song is about the strange stories in Liaozhai, and it's not a funny song, why are you all laughing? It must be that you don't know how to appreciate it, this is a serious work.

Nanhai B&B, the six old fast men are already crazy, and the three young ones are worshipping Zhou Le in front of the TV.

Su Xing was reading the comments: "Wowhahaha~ The audience in the comment area understands it so well, laugh to death!" ”

Chen Chusheng drank wine and said in admiration: "Cow! This kid is more cow than we were back then, but the lyrics are a little plain......"

Pick the lychee, the water, come on

The treetops are lined with hibiscus flowers

A green onion in the bud valley

It's bigger than that mallet

Wang Zhengliang: "It's coming, it's elegant, do you understand?" ”

Chen Chusheng was indeed a little stupid: "What do you mean?" ”

Wang Zhengliang is a professor anyway, and in order to write songs, he has studied ancient literature, explained: "This sentence comes from Qu Yuan's Chu Ci, picking lychees in the water, and picking hibiscus and wood powder. The lily does not grow in the water, and the hibiscus flowers are not in the treetops, which probably means that doing things that violate the law of development of things will achieve nothing, ironically those people. ”

Chen Chusheng nodded.

On the ground, Land Rover Ji Hanhan nodded: "Oh, it's so advanced!" ”

Zhang Jin: "Take a look~"

Wang Zhengliang said: "Hi hi! Aren't they undecent, not elegant? Huh! It's elegant, tailor-made elegant music, hahahaha......"

Refreshing!

The flies bite the seamless eggs

When I thought about it, I picked a wild chrysanthemum

After singing a song, the accompaniment did not end, Zhou Le blew the suona again, send you to heaven!

Want to be famous, right?

Want the heat, huh?

Brother to you!

After blowing the suona, the accompaniment ends.

Zhou Le unscrewed the thermos cup sent by Di Reliba and drank a small sip of water to moisten his throat, today's songs are very high, and they are sung live, and there is no professional microphone just mobile phone radio, so to show the best state, this is the professional ethics of a musician.

Di Reliba's cheeks were slightly red when she saw this, it was the cup I used, hey~

Gunaliza: "Something is wrong with you! ”

Di Reliba: "You're insane, aren't you?" Watch your man's live broadcast, don't talk. ”

Gunaliza: "That thermos is yours?" The pink one must have been given by you, and Sister Shuang would only buy him the blue one. ”

Di Reliba: "......"

That's it, some idiots, she doesn't have a high IQ but her intuition is accurate, and she sneaks up from time to time, which makes people unguardable.

The two of them are now lying on the bed in the hotel room of the crew holding the tablet to watch Zhou Le, Guna Liza has to sleep with Di Reliba, Di Reliba doesn't let her go to bed, she also splashes the bed in her own room, and says that they are good sisters with a quilt sooner or later, and even wants to make a combination called the Western Regions Shuangsha......

Gu Naliza hugged Di Reliba and sighed: "Sister Shuang is really beautiful, today's flowery dress is even more amazing, like a flower fairy~"

Liba slapped her messy hand away: "It's really not as good as ......"

Gunaliza started again: "Do you still want to compare?" This kind of thinking is not to drop, not to have a sense of comparison, but to unite and love each other to help each other......"

Di Reliba was disgusted: "What are you guys really like, don't tell me." ”

If it weren't for the last time Zhou Le told her that Guna Liza said that he was good friends with her, Liba would still be embarrassed to contact Liza, but as a result, Gunaliza was really enthusiastic, and ran towards her crew twice in three days, always talking about high school, and thanked the smart Liba for taking care of the stupid Liza, and said that she would swear goodbye......

In the future, her name was Guna Liba, and her name was Direliza, so that Direliba couldn't tell who was who.

It's better to call it Marzaha and Savadika.

"Zhou Le can really break blindly, haha!"

Gunaliza laughed.

In the live broadcast room, Zhou Le is seriously explaining the inspiration for the creation of this "Upside Down Song", saying that Liaozhai is a strange book that can make people feel empowered.

Di Relipa also laughed: "His mouth is very slippery, and his mouth is full of trains......"

Xiao Meizha suddenly put away her smile: "Slippery? Have you kissed? ”

Xiao Meiba hurriedly said: "No! ”

"Yes!"

"No, we are very innocent, we have only held hands."

"Ah???h

"This ...... It's reasonable for good friends to hold hands with each other, right? ”

"Ah???h

"It's just very reasonable, it's your dirty mind!"

"I've learned all my tough tricks from you, senior sister, you're so good~"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Puff ~ cluck, ......"

"Hey~heyhehe......"

It turned out that it was Zhou Le who was again, making the two laugh instantly, and Fan Shuangshuang and the five million viewers in the live broadcast room also laughed.

When asked what the song wanted to express, Zhou Le was serious:

"What to express? Isn't that obvious? Who is the author of this song? It is the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, changing the social atmosphere, sweeping thousands of girls, stimulating the music market, improving the connotation of young people, and Yushu is a graceful Zhou Le! ”

Fan Shuangshuang finally came out of the song, her facial features barely returned to their original positions, pressing her stomach, and it hurt.

After listening to Zhou Le's boasting, he didn't hold back: "Poof, goose, goose, ......"

Zhou Le said: "The theme of this "Upside-Down Song" is, of course, to promote traditional culture, spread positive energy, and praise truth, goodness and beauty! Also, Ms. Fan, what do you mean by laughing all the time? Do you think my songs are not aesthetic and not advanced? ”

Fan Shuangshuang laughed bitterly, and her voice was floating: "Goose goose goose ~ no, poof~"

The live broadcast room is hi again.

Sister Shuang is also very good at doing a good job!

Zhou Le never laughed when he was funny, and said with a puzzled face: "You? I remember you were from a musical family, right? ”

Fan Shuangshuang pursed her lips: "Marry a chicken and marry a dog." ”

Zhou Le: "Oh! It makes sense. However, you will listen to my previous songs more in the future, and don't listen to these songs today, they are too elegant for you to understand. ”

Fan Shuangshuang glanced at him.

Zhou Le looked at the comments: "Does it mean more than this one?" Hehe~ Is your brother Le a person who can't write songs? It's embarrassing to start a live broadcast and only sing one song? The king is a man who wants to be faced. ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "Puff...... You continue. ”

Zhou Le can't be rectified by her, so why am I shameless? A few times I still have to face.

"Today brings a total of four new songs, in addition to "Upside Down Song", there are three more, and the next one ......"

Fan Shuangshuang was stunned and said, "Four? Didn't you just say two? ”

Zhou Le: "Lied to you!" Aren't you the one who was deceived by me? Ha ha! It's on one dang after another, and it's different! ”

Fan Shuangshuang pouted, aggrieved and happy...... Just be deceived by him.

Zhou Le continued to say to the audience: "There are four songs in total, Sister Shuang only knows the first two, and the last two are surprises for her. But now it's only seven million? I'll sing the second song after 10 million years, and we'll continue to tell the story of "Rakshasa Sea City......"

"It is said that when this Ma Ji arrived in the Rakshasa country, the people there were very scared when they saw Ma Ji, and regarded him as a monster, saying that why did this person look so ugly, even if the monster saw it, he had to be frightened! ……”

The comment area is discussing Zhou Le's last song, which is too sharp and tough, and everyone thinks that Zhou Le can become a god with "Upside Down Song".

The audience who came in late was asking what was going on, and it felt like they had missed out on a hundred million.

There is an audience named Huang Taozi, who is swiping gifts there, it is a new number, and the audience thinks it is fake, but Zhou Le knows that he is real, and the pretending coercion must have been shocked by me, the pretending coercion.

In his company's luxury office, Huang Taozi took the company's newly signed female artist Xu Yiyang to watch the live broadcast together, and talked to her about all kinds of awesome deeds of Amway Zhou Le while swiping gifts.

Xu Yiyang just laughed, thinking that his boss was very cute: "You give him gifts so publicly, aren't you afraid that those people will hate you?" ”

Huang Taozi looked disdainful: "Cut!" I'm much richer than Fan Shuangshuang, and they dare to mess with me? ”

Indeed, his family's assets are about five times that of Fan Shuangshuang.

Xu Yiyang shook his head: "You look like you're so close to hundreds of millions of people, it's really ugly." ”

Huang Taozi: "Dare to say I'm ugly? Block you! ”

Xu Yiyang pouted.

Huang Taozi: "Why don't we make an official announcement?" ”

Xu Yiyang was frightened: "Don't! You are not Zhou Le, and you can't even compare to Han Lu, why did you make an official announcement? Work hard, you're out of tune all day long, like a little kid who doesn't grow up. ”

Huang Taozi was scolded very coolly, and he was comfortable: "Grow up, don't you know yet?" ”

Xu Yiyang rolled his eyes.

Huang Taozi: "Eh, do you think this "Upside Down Song" is a masterpiece? I think it's a classic, and in fifty years, no satirical song can surpass it! I hear it so well, the best work ever......"

Xu Yiyang stabbed the knife: "Zhou Le slapped you in the face every minute, and there is still something behind." ”

Huang Taozi immediately put away his face: "Roar~"

The number of people in the live broadcast room is 9.97 million, and the number of people is still beating rapidly.

All the audience is focused, it's coming!

Second song!

What song will it be? It won't be like "Upside Down Song" pointing at his nose and scolding, right? That's too violent......

"Okay! The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 10 million, and I finished telling the story and singing after I finished speaking. ”

Zhou Le picked up a sketchbook again, but didn't give Fan Shuangshuang anymore, she was unreliable, so I should translate the lyrics myself.

Ma Ji met the son of the Dragon King in Rakshasa Hai City, who took Ma Ji to the Dragon Palace, and the Dragon King asked him to stay as an official, and also married his daughter to him, and Ma Ji lived a prosperous and rich life from then on. And so the story ends. ”

The comment area is full of cue's new songs.

Zhou Le decisively opened the sketchbook, and there were a few big characters written on it - "Backing the Mountain: Rakshasa Haishi".

Sure enough, it was still singing, and the audience's curiosity was aroused, and they were very excited.

Zhou Le explained: "In fact, Pu Songling wrote two stories, Rakshasa Kingdom and Haishi, the first paragraph is reality, and the latter paragraph is fantasy ......"

Fan Shuangshuang watched him grinding and chirping to tease the audience's curiosity, and couldn't help but dislike him again, this guy is really cheap, but he is so cute and lovely.

"Huh? Who wrote the words of the lyrics? What I wrote, it's pretty, right? Words are like people! ”

"This is called engraving Song style, I took a calligraphy class when I was a child......"

"The old man who asked us to write calligraphy is actually an old craftsman who carved the stele, he is good at all kinds of fonts, but I think the engraving Song style is beautiful and I learned this ......"

"When I was in middle school, I wrote all the bulletins on the school'......s boards."

Zhou Le is still grinding.

Nanhai B&B, while Zhou Le was hanging his appetite, several old fast men were also discussing Zhou Le's new songs.

Wang Zhengliang said with a smile: "This song, I suggest that we sing it with him, the backing tune, it is the Northeast two-person turn, let's see that the words can really keep up." ”

Zhang Jin: "Oh? Is the backer a two-person tune? ”

Wang Zhengliang said: "This song is 100% still name-calling!" I don't know him yet? Knowing the son is more than the father! Moreover, after he scolded by name, those few didn't dare to squeak. Why? So who and who are the Northeasterners, what can they say? Dare to say that the two people in their hometown have changed their tunes? Dare to say Master Pu Songling's words? Do you dare? ”

Su Xing's mind turned quickly: "This is a long-planned counterattack!" All aspects have been taken into account, no wonder he didn't compose his own music this time, it was all adapted in minor keys from all over the world. ”

Chen Chusheng took a sip of wine: "I like Zhou Le's words, they are very cool!" ”

On the screen, Fan Shuangshuang couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Zhou Le: "Sing quickly!" As long as you talk nonsense, my ears can hear the calloon. ”

Zhou Le: "Okay. ”

The comment area is full of Sister Shuang's good tutors! Everyone is not used to seeing Zhou Le deliberately delaying time.

The prelude sounded, and it was also very cheerful.

Fan Shuangshuang had already laughed first: "Goose goose goose goose goose ......"

The audience was suddenly surprised, and Sister Shuang smiled!

This song is still in that style?!

Zhou Le shook his legs with the rhythm of the music with a look of enjoyment, the original song he bought in the system was slow, and it didn't sound cheerful enough, so the 1.25 times faster version of Zhou Le's adaptation was spicy and playful, that is, sharp and sand sculpture.

The Rakshasa Kingdom is 26,000 miles to the east

After seven rushes, it crosses the yellow mud of three inches of the scorched sea

Just for him to have a river

The river flows through Gou Gou's camp

Wang Zhengliang was singing along, and suddenly said dryly: "Rush over the Jiaohai Sea over the seven...... Vomit~哕~"

A few old babes who followed the hum next to him looked at Uncle Wang with a strange expression, they didn't understand, Zhou Le's master really understood the lyrics and had a sense of picture, and he couldn't stand it......

The vast majority of the audience also heard it in the clouds, why is this song so profound?

I don't know what it means.

Then......

The fork pole of the head of the Gou Gou camp is called a horse household

The ten-mile flower field has a name

She has two ears and three noses on her shoulders

Before he spoke, he turned his head

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose ......"

Fan Shuangshuang was already laughing out of the picture and almost fell.

"Hahahahaha......"

The sudden burst of laughter sounded in thousands of households in China, and I thought that Zhou Le's song was euphemistic, but I didn't expect it to be more straightforward and brave.

What a guy turned his head before he spoke!

Vicious!

Zhou Le even took out the music talent show he had participated in to make fun of it, awesome Klaas!

When the audience suddenly understood, the comment area became extremely exciting:

"Awesome~"

"This song helps with digestion."

"Horse donkey??"

"Haha, that's him!"

"Who?"

"Whoever is the donkey face is who it is~"

"Stepping on cigarette butts?"

"I'm not a fan, I'm in the pit!"

"From today onwards, I am also a fan of Zhou Le! He's a real! ”

"Divine Comedy of the Year!"

"Wonderful~"

"It feels like it's even more dick than the last one!"

"The lyrics are so interesting!"

"I'm happy to laugh and laugh, Lao Tzu is eating, and now the dishes are full of rice ......"

"The mentor turns around for you!"

"King Zhou is really brave......"

Squatting in the nest every day to lay eggs

Most of the old fans think they are chickens

The horse did not know that he was a donkey

The bird didn't know she was a chicken

Never hooked the bar and dressed elegantly

Since ancient times, my father-in-law has a good reputation

Oops~

The new lyrics have made the comment area even more explosive, Ma Hu is enough, and there will be another bird, God.

The comments were: "Stroke of genius!" ”

Fan Shuangshuang couldn't stand it at all, she didn't want to laugh crazy in front of the camera, she hid to the side and squatted on the ground and slapped the ground with her hands, she was so happy, she had suffered from the bird's anger for so long, and once she fought back, it was so cool!

My man is fantastic.

In the "Flower Thousand Bone" crew hotel, the three turtle sisters, Coke and Lin Yuner also watched the live broadcast on the big TV in the living room, and they were already staggering with laughter.

Zhao Liying smiled while wiping her tears: "Hahaha~ Zhou Le is crazy today!" Birds and chickens, hahaha......"

An Yuexi: "There is also a hook column to dress up elegantly, didn't they say that Zhou Le's songs are not elegant enough?" They are elegant, hahaha! ”

Li Chun: "His words can scold us together, this sentence means that the entertainment industry is the same as a hook." ”

An Yuexi: "Whatever!" Sounds cool anyway! ”

Lin Yun'er looked adoring: "Zhou Le is really strong, and he kills seven in and seven out like Liu Chan." ”

Coke corrected: "Seven in and seven out that's Zhao Yun, haven't you acted in that TV series?" ”

Lin Yun'er: "You just said that Liu Chan was not there when he was seven in and seven out, right?" ”

Sister Cola of a master's degree from a prestigious school is stuck: "Uh......"

Everyone: "Hahahaha......"

After the interlude, the singing continues:

There was a young man from the west, his name was Ma Ji

Mei Fengzi is a young and suave son of China

Only for others to sail the sea and fight the wind and waves

The dragon swims in the dangerous shoal and wanders in the badland

Zhao Liying laughed until she drooled, wiped it and said, "Suck it ~ This guy, when he sang about himself, he boasted wildly and died of laughter." ”

Coke: "When you get to yourself, you'll be gone...... Refreshing! Handsome~"

Lin Yun'er: "I think he sings the truth, handsome, young and talented, the key is very brave." Moreover, this is the true story, isn't that how he was bullied by those people? The real dragon swims in the bad land. ”

He saw that the kingdom of Rakshasa was often upside down

Ma Hu loved to listen to the song of the bird

The grass rooster of the third watch crows when Si Chen

Half of the lintel is framed with true feelings

"Ah......h

A certain nobleman, who did not want to be named, screamed, and the person fell straight down, collapsed on the ground and trembled, his teeth were fighting, and he was stunned.

Gao, Yang and Wang were all frightened and hurried to help her.

The four of them knew that Zhou Le was going to start a live broadcast tonight, so of course they got together to discuss countermeasures, and at the same time they also saw if Zhou Le was going to do three live broadcasts. In the last song, the four of them were so angry that they dropped the wine bottle and wine glass, and they had a seizure, thinking that the second song would be better, but they didn't expect it...... It's even more poisonous!

Forget about the horses and birds.

The point is that the sentence "the truth is framed on half of the lintel" is too vicious, especially for the only woman in the four, it is equivalent to pointing at her nose and scolding a prostitute.

Half a door, half a sliding door, and a half closed door mean the same thing, but what about the true feelings? The is almost ......

It painted red wings and black painted skin

Green embroidered cockscomb gold inlaid hooves

But the coal eggs were born black

No matter how you wash it, it's dirty

As soon as she was helped up, Yingzi took a deep breath and said that she wanted to be strong, and then she heard the green embroidered cockscomb gold inlaid hooves, and her blood pressure exploded, that, that...... Wasn't that one of her looks from the other two days?

Green highlights, blonde boots......

"Poof~~~"

Her eyes went black, and she fell to the ground again, and began to convulse violently, and her heart attack was turned over.

Like a dying pig, pumping is rhythmic.

Here, Zhou Le is singing to her:

The horse did not know that he was a donkey

The bird didn't know she was a chicken

How can there be a painting hall and a pig and a dog?

Where can the shoehorn be wishful?

Oops~

Doodoo Dot ......

Next, there was a very festive and playful suona solo, and the couple hurriedly sent her to the hospital, for fear that the birds would be gone.

More than 10 million viewers across the country are stupid, this is really emotional, Zhou Le...... Kill crazy!

(End of chapter)