Fan Pipi stuffed a mouthful of fat sheep and raised his head in confusion: "Who has a bad stomach?" She eats Haisai every day, she doesn't lose weight, her shoulders are thicker than those of other female artists, and she has a bad stomach? I know that if I pretend to be weak in front of my brother, I am usually a Yaksha......"

Jia Ling was stunned: "She's fat, so I'm a ......"

Fan Pipi: "You are called plump, round and jade." ”

Jia Ling was not very happy and pouted.

Yang Di: "Pi Pi, you are real, no beating is in vain!" ”

Sha Yi echoed: "This kid is very good-looking, but his mouth is a little ...... You have to be able to make girls happy to find a girlfriend. ”

Fan Pipi's mouth crooked: "What are you afraid of?" Zhou Lezui can be found smellier than me, although he is a little older. ”

The essence of variety shows he learned from Zhou Le is to say a few things blindly, say whatever you want, anyway, the program team will cut out what can't be used. Don't be afraid of offending people, put out your true character, and people will naturally not mind if you get along for a long time, and if you really mind, you will be angry with him.

Lang Lang was eating silently on the side, looking at Fan Pipi strangely, is this thing really an idol idol?

No matter how you look at it, he's a comedian!

It's funny.

To be honest, Fan Pipi and Fan Shuangshuang can hardly tell that they are sisters and brothers, they don't look alike, only the thief who crooks his mouth when he speaks excitedly.

When Zhou Le came back, Yang Di was instigating Jia Ling and Fan Pipi to look at each other for ten seconds, because the two of them happened to be sitting facing each other, and their eyes were wandering when they were eating, one was embarrassed to look at the young handsome guy, and the other was a young man who had just debuted and was a little weak-hearted.

Although Fan Pipi has a thick mouth, he is still very restrained in front of unfamiliar people, far inferior to Zhou Le.

Jia Ling and Fan Pipi looked at each other for less than three seconds, and bowed their heads shyly: "Oops~"

A few guests were laughing there.

Fan Pipi stuck out his tongue proudly, straight men care about winning or losing, and I won.

Jia Ling: "Or am I shy...... The main Fan Pipi is good-looking, so he is embarrassed to stare at others, look at Yang Di, I can watch it for a lifetime......"

Zhou Le complained: "Can't you vomit?" ”

"Hahaha......"

The guests and the director burst into laughter.

Zhou Qianxiao lay on Zhou Le's shoulder, shaking and shaking, Fan Pipi was jealous and dragged him up, this is my good big brother.

Yang Di also smiled: "Zhou Le, you are really poisonous!" I'm ugly, but I'm not that ugly, okay? ”

Zhou Le continued to soak the seafood and meat, and said calmly: "Why don't you two look at each other?" ”

Yang Di: "No, if Sister Ling really vomits, she will return ......"

Sha Yi said: "It's very heart-wrenching! ”

Fan Pipi said: "If you really vomit, the effect of the show will be there!" ”

Zhou Le stuffed a mouthful of meat: "Sister Ling worked hard to eat half full, and if she vomited, she had to eat it from the beginning." ”

Jia Ling sandwiched a big bowl of meat for himself: "That's the same, it's weird and tired." You can't eat young or old! Don't you idols have any baggage? ”

Zhou Le specializes in cooking meat and seafood, boiling a big pot, and not touching vegetarian dishes at all: "Who is the idol?" ”

Langlang: "You and Fan Pipi." ”

Zhou Le smiled: "I'm not an idol, and he's not, he's just a flashy bag." ”

Fan Pipi: "Yes. ”

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone laughed, are you still right?

"Also, Zhou Le is a natural comedian!" After Sha Yi and Zhou Le came, Jia Ling immediately let go a lot, and asked Fan Pipi again: "What about you?" Do you want to develop in the comedy industry in the past? ”

Before, Jia Ling was worried that he would not be able to bring a young idol like Fan Pipi, generally this kind of artist has a heavy burden and has no sense of variety show, but after contact, he found that Fan Pipi has no idol baggage at all, and he is still very stalked, and his words are very dense.

Fan Pipi immediately came to the spirit: "I have thought about it! As for my childhood dream, I also told my mother that I wanted to learn sketches. Then ......"

Zhou Le: "And then he was beaten, right?" ”

Fan Pipi: "How do you know? Brother, are you monitoring in my house? ”

Zhou Le: "Actually, you don't have to learn sketches, you are already a comedian, and you are a comedian when you debut." ”

Fan Pipi was very proud: "It turns out that I am very talented......"

Zhou Le smiled: "Otherwise? How do you think you're popular? Singing or dancing? If you don't have anything, you will work with Huang Penghao. ”

Jia Ling asked Zhou Le again: "I heard that you have been taking good care of Pi Pi in the show, was it before or after being with Shuangshuang?" ”

Fan Pipi replied: "Before! Thanks to me, they met, and thanks to me, they didn't quarrel, and thanks to me, they had a topic to talk about, and they slowly got acquainted with each other in WeChat. ”

Zhou Le ate meat silently, ignoring Fan Pipi's show.

The purpose of his coming to this show is to help Fan Pipi integrate into the new program team and get acquainted with everyone, and now the purpose has been achieved, on the one hand, Zhou Le's familiar personality can talk to anyone, and on the other hand, Fan Pipi himself is also very shameless.

Next, everyone ate and listened to director Wu Tong talk about the gameplay and theme of this season's show.

Zhou Le calculated the time, Fan Shuangshuang should finish the previous bowl, and gave her a bowl of vegetarian dishes to go out, which aroused Jia Ling's envy, Zhou Le, who was once black on the whole network, was not a big pig's trotter, he was so thin.

After Wu Tong finished speaking, he asked, "Did you hear clearly?" ”

Everyone nodded.

Wu Tong asked Zhou Le again: "What about you?" ”

Zhou Le: "I'm not a resident guest, do you care if I understand?" Moreover, director, you look like a hidden fox. See! ”

Saying that, he searched out the photos of the Tibetan fox and showed them on his face, and a group of guests looked at it and laughed, it really seemed to be.

When the show was broadcast, the audience also laughed, it was really like.

Wu Tong was speechless: "Are you so polite......

Zhou Le: "People who don't even want my face, what kind of politeness do you want?" ”

"Hahaha......"

Jia Ling smiled and burst into tears, this guy is really wild, no wonder he can break the defense of Ma Hu and the bird, she laughed crazy when she listened to "Rakshasa Sea City" a few days ago.

The essence of comedy is to be offensive!

Moreover, what made her feel most incredible was that Zhou Ledu sang "Turn your head before you speak" and scolded her good voice, and she was able to record "Youth Travel", which is all a program of Blue Channel.

This is Jia Ling doesn't understand, Zhou Le not only scolded a good voice, but also scolded a good song, but also scolded a fast man before.

As long as all TV stations are offended, it is equivalent to not offending, and everyone still robs him, because Zhou Le's fame conference has 40 million viewers.

Don't say anything else, let's just talk about the rotten Xichuan Station, the ratings of the "Let's Cross" that is being broadcast ranked first in the same period, although it is far inferior to S-level variety shows such as Running Man and Extremely Picky, but it is already a record-breaking rating for Xichuan Station.

Besides, although the ratings of that show are not particularly high, the reputation is very good.

Everyone likes it, except Shen Cheng.

After the guests got acquainted, the topics became richer, and they chatted all the time, only Zhou Le and Langlang were silently cooking and eating, and they didn't speak until everyone looked at them.

Langlang was at a loss for a while: "Why don't you eat it?" ”

Sha Yi: "Hiccup~"

All fed.

Zhou Le didn't say a word, and poured the remaining half of the beef into his own pot, causing Langlang to take a look.

Jia Ling: "You eat from beginning to end!" ”

Yang Di said: "Don't you hold on? ”

Langlang: "I don't eat much hot pot, but I like to eat it a lot." ”

Jia Ling: "Then why don't you eat more?" ”

Langlang explained: "You need a lot of time to eat hot pot, not so much time, if you have that time, it's better to practice more "Dongfeng Song" or something." ”

It turned out that he had to practice the piano for a long time at home every day.

Then, Langlang asked Zhou Le again: "You also like to eat hot pot?" But I usually have to practice musical instruments, sing skills or something, so I don't have so much time to eat, right? ”

Zhou Le shook his head: "It's not that I don't have time to eat, I can eat hot pot while practicing suona, guitar, and bass." I can't eat, I used to participate in the audition to sing and perform, I can't eat before the rehearsal and the official performance, and I can only eat in the evening when I have time after the end. Later, when I joined the crew for filming, I needed to control my weight, and I didn't dare to eat much. ”

Fan Pipi: "Yes, at that time, he often ordered hot pot takeout at night and invited us to eat together. ”

Zhou Le: "Today is the first hot pot I have eaten in more than a month. ”

Zhou Qian wanted to speak and stopped, did the meal of "Novice Driving" let the dog eat it?

He can't say it yet, because the two shows are on stage.

Then, Tibetan Fox asked everyone to name the guest families of the new season and think of slogans or something, Langlang was full, Zhou Le was still eating hard, and ordered two more plates of meat.

At half past nine, the dinner ended, and the night's filming ended.

Zhou Le took out the bag and gave a small gift to the guests and the director: "Sister Shuang has prepared a little heart, please help take care of Pi Pi in the show and in life." ”

With Zhou Le's character, he never gave gifts, but he just did it for him this time, and he didn't want Fan Shuangshuang to nod his head.

Yang Di proposed, "Let's find a place to drink, shall we?" Just get acquainted with each other, otherwise tomorrow the recording will be uncomfortable and torture each other. ”

Jia Ling reconsidered: "Yes! Variety shows or acquaintances are interesting, can Pi Pi drink it? ”

Everyone is an adult, but Fan Pipi has just come of age.

Fan Pipi looked at Zhou Le: "Can you drink it?" ”

He is mainly afraid that his sister will beat him, in front of so many people, this guy is actually not afraid of his parents but afraid of his sister, because his sister is really beating people.

Sometimes, Fan Pi Dute feels sorry for his eldest brother, and when he meets his sister's yaksha, the eldest brother doesn't know how many beatings he has taken in private......

Zhou Le smiled: "Yes, she won't talk about you." ”

Sure enough, when drinking and chatting later, Fan Shuangshuang didn't say half a word about Fan Pipi, but only snuggled up next to Zhou Le to peel edamame for him.

Zhou Qian whispered to Fan Pipi: "Your sister is so gentle!" ”

Fan Pipi sneered: "No matter how high her acting skills are, she can't fool me, so she will deceive strangers like you, believe me, she is a yaksha." ”

Zhou Qian argued: "It's true! When recording the first issue of "Novice Driving", they went down to the field to catch loaches, and your sister squatted on the ground to wash his feet and put on his shoes, we all saw it, if you don't believe it, you can ask Wang Yizi and Wang Kailin. ”

Fan Pipi drank: "Those two are fools!" I'm still saying the same thing, you've all been deceived, it's all a lie! She must have bullied my brother in private, you see my brother has lost a lot of weight, he used to be strong. ”

Zhou Qian: "......"

There are many bureaus in the entertainment industry, such as wine bureaus, tobacco bureaus, tea bureaus, dinner parties, and artillery bureaus...... It's all about socializing, and relationships are the most important thing in this industry.

Crazy Zhou Le is also good at managing relationships.

Following.

Zhou Qian was the first to be woken up by the program team and let him start waking up tasks one by one, which was born out of the gameplay of "Challenging the Limit", but because the artists were not familiar enough, they played relatively lightly.

Zhou Qian first called Yang Di and found that he had woken up, and then went to another room with Yang Di to look for a long time but did not find anyone, and finally he remembered that this was his room.

Wake up the task, summon it to pieces.

But the effect came out.

Then, they woke up Fan Pipi and Sha Yi successively, and then went to Langlang's room, where Fan Pipi played a piece of "Croatian Rhapsody" to wake up Langlang, and then Jia Ling's room.

The female artist's room is more sensitive.

Good thing it's a suite.

The five male artists entered the living room and politely knocked on the door to wake up the stunned Jia Ling.

Subsequently, he went to Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang's room.

The room shared by female artists and male artists is even more sensitive.

Jia Ling was worried that Fan Pipi would be embarrassed, and said, "Why don't I call it, you guys are not suitable." ”

As a result, Fan Pipi was the most excited: "What's inappropriate?" Go and shoot my sister without makeup, she is a thief without makeup and ugly......"

As he spoke, he took everyone into the room, and the artists sat on the sofa one after another, embarrassed to knock on the door, what if people were farming?

Fan Pipi was embarrassed, knocked on the door and shouted, "Get up!" The sun is on the ass! ”

Jia Ling whispered: "I'm embarrassed, isn't he embarrassed?" ”

Zhou Qian clasped his hands on his shoulders: "Yes~"

Yang Di: "You haven't watched "Idol Intern", I have seen it, Pi Pi and Zhou Le are so good that they wear a pair of pants, as long as the relationship is good enough, they will not be embarrassed." ”

He chases everything, mainly to answer questions in the show.

Fan Pipi knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response, and gradually became frizzy and kicked the door: "Brother? Sister? You squeak! What's the situation? ”

Click~

As soon as Fan Pipi took the doorknob, the door opened, he glanced back at everyone, and everyone avoided their eyes, so Fan Pipi put his head in, and at this time it reflected the advantage of a long neck.

"No one!"

Fan Pipi walked in, and the others followed, and sure enough, there was no one inside, and the sheets and bedding were folded.

Sha Yi said in a daze: "What about them? Didn't stay here last night? ”

Jia Ling: "Could it be that we went to the wrong room?" ”

Zhou Qian said: "No! I got the key card, absolutely yes. ”

Langlang yawned: "Will you hang your throat?" I've heard that a lot of singers get up early to hang their voices. ”

Zhou Qian: "Hanging your throat is also hanging in the room, go out in the morning to hang your throat and not be beaten to death?" ”

When the show was broadcast, the barrage was also very positive:

"What about people?"

"I still want to see Zhou Le without makeup."

"It's not like Zhou Le hasn't seen it without makeup, I want to see Sister Shuang."

"I thought I could take a picture of the bed......"

"My pants are all off......"

"Do they really live together?"

"Why can't the officially announced couple live together?"

"Fan Pipi is not embarrassed."

Just when a group of artists were confused, the door opened again, and Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang walked back sweaty, carrying breakfast in their hands.

Jia Ling: "Where have you two been?" ”

Zhou Le walked in and pushed Fan Shuangshuang into the bedroom, she didn't have to show her face: "Running in the gym." How? Wake up mission? ”

Sha Yi had an incredible expression on his face: "It's only seven o'clock, you two usually get up so early?" Running together? ”

Zhou Le sat down to eat breakfast: "That's right! When we were together, we all woke up at six, ran together, and had breakfast together. ”

Fan Pipi's mouth crooked: "No, she doesn't sleep lazy?" Can she lie down and never sit, run? ”

Zhou Le: "Your sister has a very regular schedule and rest, and she loves sports, like running and yoga." ”

Fan Pipi: "It's all an illusion!" She's so lazy......"

Zhou Le: "What are you lazy?" At home, she cleans and makes beds and quilts, and helps me pack my luggage and fold clothes, which is very diligent. ”

Fan Pipi's eyes are distracted, could it be that my memory is confused?

At this time, Wu Tong reacted and shouted: "Zhou Le is not allowed to eat breakfast, the rules of the show, we have to play games later to eat......"

Zhou Le stuffed the bun into his mouth: "I don't care what rules you have." ”

Wu Tong: "......"

He thought to himself that it was good that he was not a resident guest, otherwise, he wouldn't be mad at him this season? Completely non-compliance with the rules of the program.

The artists began to walk outside, ready to record the next party.

Fan Pipi was still puzzled, and looked into the bedroom with a probe, Yaksha was taken away?

Click.

The door opened.

Fan Pipi was startled.

Fan Shuangshuang chased after Zhou Le with a pack of cigarettes and stuffed it in his trouser pocket, Zhou Le didn't smoke much, but sometimes he needed to socialize.

After helping Zhou Le tidy up his clothes again, Fan Shuangshuang smiled softly and walked back, and her smile gradually disappeared.

Syllable~

A slap was thrown on Fan Pipi's face, and then Sister Shuang entered the house and closed the door, silky.

Without him, only the hand is familiar.

Fan Pipi covered his face and chased out, shouting: "Illusion! I'll just say, it's all an illusion......"

My sister is still my sister!

It's a pity that the program team didn't take pictures of him being beaten.

(End of chapter)