Wu Tong is a good variety show director, but it is only good, he is very good at playing with guests and abusing guests, and can bring joy to the audience, but he can't bring refreshment to the audience.

is talking about the coolness of "Challenging the Limit", because the guests can afford to play, but he, the director, can't afford to play, or can't jump out of the box.

Compared with abusing guests, the audience prefers to watch guests abuse the program group.

Zhou Le barely did it today, and the next ten minutes or so were pictures of artists grilling barbecue and eating food, and constantly provoking the program team, and the audience also watched it with relish.

Sha Yi and Jia Ling are conventional provocations and walk in a weird style of yin and yang.

Yang Di and Langlang are provocative, and they eat happily.

Fan Pipi was opened up by Zhou Le to serve as the second superintendent, so he could abuse the director like this? Learning to learn, while showing off his chicken wings, he squatted in front of Wu Tong and put trash talk on his face, which made Wu Tong's face flush and grit his teeth.

"I also chose in turn, and the choice was repeated and eliminated, what a profound rule~ Is it food to become ABC again? Do it again and choose 1234? This kind of question is purely difficult for the guests, and only the director team without strength can engage in this kind of game...... Don't you think we've got a barbecue yet? Oops, this chicken is so delicious! Chicken in the fragrant concubine~"

Wu Tong swallowed his saliva: "This is a running pheasant, of course, it is fragrant." ”

Fan Pipi: "The running pheasant is also a chicken, and your director team has nothing to do with the birds every day, thinking about torturing the guests!" I've decided, in the future, when we do the dinner game, we will also test you with a question, and if you lose, we will eat! ”

Sha Yi didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and shouted while grilling and barbecuing: "Yes! Let Yang Di solve the question! ”

He's not there anyway.

Yang Di: "Me? If I ask the question, I'm afraid that the program team will go bankrupt! Wu Tong, are you afraid? ”

Wu Tong wiped his sweat.

Lang Lang said: "This is okay! In the future, there are some dishes that we really like, and we can test them in reverse, otherwise we won't be able to eat anything. ”

Zhou Le is the best at doing things, and he is barbecue with Sha Yi: "Don't go later!" Let's make a sample today, let's come up with three questions and exchange three dishes with them. ”

Sha Yi: "But today I have everything, is there anything missing?" ”

Zhou Le blurted out: "Australian lobster!" This Kobe Wagyu beef! Kawanishi fresh dew matsutake mushroom! ”

Sha Yi turned his head to avoid the barbecue: "Poof......"

The beer I just drank squirted.

Zhou Qianxiao asked, "Do you want to play so big?" ”

Jia Ling ate grilled squid: "There's nothing wrong with it!" Come on~ hurt each other! If you want to play, play big. ”

Lang Lang was shy all day, and after drinking a little, he gradually let himself go: "Zhou Le is right, these three dishes are very suitable for charcoal grilling!" And the hotel has it. ”

Fan Pipi suddenly felt that the chicken wings in his hand were not fragrant, and aimed at Wu Tong with a paper cannon gun: "Do you dare to play?" Don't make me look down on you! ”

Wu Tong snatched his gun and played with himself, lowering his head: "These three are too expensive......

"Hahahaha......"

The guests laughed while continuing to provoke, letting you abuse us, now cowardly, right?

When the show was broadcast, the barrage was also very noisy:

"It's the first time I've seen such a miserable director~"

"If you come out to mix, you have to pay it back."

"Fan Pipi is so arrogant, who did he learn from?"

"Who else could it be?"

"Zhou Le really dares to work hard!"

"Aolong Wagyu matsutake mushroom, you can order food."

"I just thought it was fun to watch the show before, so I was a little aggrieved."

"It's so embarrassing!"

"Now I'm relieved, Zhou Le is really good!"

"Forcing the king is forcing the king."

"The director can't afford to play ......"

"It's really fair to ask each other questions~"

"I feel like this season's Qinghuan looks better."

"Hope Zhou Le is resident in ......"

"He's going to a concert."

"Wu Tong is really cowardly!"

Wu Tong was not cowardly, but hung his head to weigh the pros and cons, he knew that Zhou Le began to take over the show after being a green leaf for a day, which was also Wu Tong woke up after losing roulette.

Now, all the guests have been brought to the rhythm by Zhou Le, Langlang's release, Fan Pipi's dominance, and Jia Ling's cheerfulness are all the results of Zhou Le's drive, and they are now starting to collectively force the palace director team.

This is a good thing, it has a variety show effect.

Wu Tong is just afraid that he will open this bargaining head, and it will be difficult to record future shows.

However, there will be no Zhou Le fanning the flames in the future, these are still easier to fiddle with, after figuring it out, Wu Tong slapped his thigh: "Bet!" However, one question and one dish, one Ao Long, half a catty of Wagyu beef, and half a catty of matsutake mushrooms, but ......"

The artists flew happily, high-fived each other, and celebrated the success of forcing the palace, damn it, it's been a day of grievance.

Wu Tong does the show like this, he only knows the squeezing and doesn't know the reward, the trump card is like this, and the Qinghuan is like this, and the games he can take out are just a few things over and over again, you draw and I guess, look at the picture to guess the star, guess the song name, guess the TV series name......

Wu Tong: "However, if our director team answers a question correctly, we will remove the two of you food." What do you think? ”

The artists hesitated.

Zhou Le said in disgust: "I'm afraid of a fart!" That's Wagyu beef and matsutake mushrooms! If you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get a tiger? There is no return on investment and how can there be autumn harvest without spring sowing? There is no tiger in autumn without spring into the tiger's den......"

The people of Langlang were stupid: "Is that what you mean?" ”

Zhou Qian and Jia Ling laughed together, mom, he really dared to say that he would get on the highway with one foot on the accelerator.

Fan Pipi admires, my eldest brother is a dick!

Not far away, Fan Shuangshuang, who was watching the show, took a sip and scolded: "Shameless!" ”

Cola grinned: "If he wants face, will he want you?" ”

The artists were quickly moved by Zhou Le's words and fought with the program team! Zhou Dingliu has no other skills, what he is best at is agitation and brainwashing.

The first question, which was issued by Yang Di, was called Listening to the Prelude and Guessing the Name of the Song, he took his mobile phone and played a prelude melody, which was only more than ten seconds.

Q: "What song?" Please name the song and the singer by the director team, and other departments are not allowed to say it! There are five or six people in the director group. ”

Wu Tong immediately exchanged heads with his deputies.

Yang Di proudly showed: "Don't worry, they will never guess, this question is very tricky!" ”

Zhou Qian: "What song?" I think I've heard ......."

Jia Ling applauded happily: "Aolong has it!" ”

Langlang was also very happy: "It has to be Yang Di!" ”

Sha Yisa cumin: "Such a featureless prelude, and short, who can guess what song?" Definitely won! Set a time for them, or they will have to discuss it until tomorrow morning. ”

Yang Di: "That's right! I'll give you another thirty seconds ......"

At this time, a female screenwriter wearing glasses raised her hand weakly: "Is it "Lifetime"? Singer Han Lu, lyrics and composer Zhou Le. ”

Yang Di smiled all over his face, lost his mobile phone and turned to leave: "Can you guess such an unpopular?" ”

The artists were stunned, guessed right?

Zhou Le shrugged his shoulders at Sha Yi: "Who said that the prelude of this song is ordinary?" So obvious! ”

The female screenwriter said: "I happen to be a double fan of Zhou Le and Han Lu, so this song single has been looped for half a month......"

The director team fell into a carnival, and the artists were dumb.

Two dishes, pork belly and scallops, were served.

The second question, Wagyu beef.

Yang Di came over and pulled Zhou Le: "You come, you come to the question!" I feel like I'm too unlucky, you're lucky. ”

Zhou Le has indeed always been very lucky, thought about it, and sang: "I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword, and seeing the prosperity of the world, my young heart was always a little frivolous, and now you are home all over the world...... Song name, singer name? ”

The director team fell into a discussion again, and it seemed that it was still quite intense.

Here, Yang Di and Zhou Qian communicated for a while, but they didn't know the name of the song, and the others were even more confused.

Cola was also asking Fan Shuangshuang: "What song?" I haven't heard of it either, but it's pretty good. ”

Fan Shuangshuang pursed her lips and smiled, bewitching and beautiful: "The song is called "Once You". ”

"Whose song?"

"Hee~"

The little one really remembers the dishes I like to eat.

After a while, Wu Tong was unconvinced: "Zhou Le, you put the original version, we have to listen to the original version." ”

Zhou Le: "That's not good! I have the original version, but this singer's voice is so distinctive, you can tell who it is when you hear it, anyway, I sing very standardly. ”

It's bloody!

Aolong can not be, but Kobe Wagyu must be, charcoal-grilled Wagyu beef frost sister favorite.

Wu Tong found that none of his subordinates had heard this song, and began to play tricks: "In this way, Zhou Le, you sing a few more words, after all, you are not the original version, and there is no accompaniment......"

He was a little weak-hearted, and it was indeed too much to ask.

Zhou Le has no fear, I will sing it all to you, you can't guess, you guessed, Lao Tzu changed the name of the song! Hum!

He took an iron plate and struck it with chopsticks, and sang to the rhythm:

The girl who once made you feel distressed

Now it is gone

Love always makes you yearn and feel annoyed

It has left you bruised all over your body

Dilililidilililidenda

Dilililidilililidada

Dilililidilililidada

Walk on the road to courage

……

Barrage:

"Ah???h

"What kind of song is this?"

"Hahaha!"

"Sao~"

"It's his own new song, and of course others don't know the name."

"Isn't this cheating?"

"Very sincere!"

"I only heard it at the concert two days ago, it's invincible~"

"Go watch Zhou Le sing!"

Fan Shuangshuang closed her eyes from a distance and admired, her face was infinitely arrogant, my man was in the entertainment industry, relying on a ...... It's just a big deal!!

“Dilililidilililidenda……”

Zhou Qian and Fan Pipi have already sung with Zhou Le, and the lyrics are easy to remember, but they must have never heard this song.

Half of the song is finished.

Yang Di asked Zhou Qian and Fan Pipi: "What song?" It's so good, I shouldn't have heard it. ”

Those two were also confused.

The director team was even more confused, and several people were like petrified.

Wu Tong admits defeat: "We can't guess, we are willing to gamble and lose, and go to the hotel to buy a half-catty of fresh Wagyu." Zhou Le announced the answer! ”

Zhou Le said while brushing the barbecue sauce: "This song is called "Once You", it is my new song, and it has not been released yet. ”

Wu Tong became angry into a stick: "Axi ......"

Dogs!

You're a real dog!

The director team was stunned, but the artists were laughing and dancing.

Zhou Le explained to the camera: "This song is the surprise I prepared for my next solo tour, and now I sang it in advance in "Youth Travel", which shows my love for this show, an original new song, worth half a catty of wagyu, right?" If anyone says it's not worth it, it's to look down on me Zhou! ”

Wu Tong was about to deny it, but after listening to Zhou Le's last sentence, he held back again.

This question is really disgusting......

However, "Youth Travel" has made money!

This is Zhou Le's new song, a new song of a talented Chinese singer who is popular all over the world, although he has already sung it in the concert when the show is broadcast, but this is also a good marketing gimmick, there is a burst point in the first issue of a show, of course it is the best!

So he immediately decided: "Zhou Le, I am very disdainful of your question!" But for the sake of this song, Wagyu is for you! ”

"Yay~"

"Zhou Le Niu ......"

"Wu Tong is a man!"

"Wagyu Walking~"

The artists were cheering, and Fan Pipi and Zhou Qian were the most crazy.

Fan Pipi: "My brother has released a classic song again!" ”

Zhou Qian: "I have free good singing again!" ”

Fan Pipi: "......"

Zhou Qian: "I'm so happy~"

Soon the Wagyu beef came up, half a catty is not much, but the price is very expensive, more than eight hundred in half a catty, not the top Wagyu.

Zhou Le skillfully changed the beef to the size of mahjong pieces, and roasted it with Sha Yi.

Charcoal-grilled Wagyu beef is very simple, you only need to roast it until it is five ripe and sprinkle a little salt, and after taking it out and putting it on a plate, the temperature of the beef piece itself will slowly stuff the inside of the beef until it is seven ripe, and it tastes just right.

Wu Tong swallowed his saliva and asked, "Who will come up with the third question?" Who's going to come up with the third question? ”

Zhou Le and Sha Yi exchanged barbecue experiences: "In fact, the better the ingredients, the easier it is to cook, such as Wagyu beef and Aolong. ”

Sha Yi's face smiled brightly: "You said that this is a small day that doesn't eat beef...... How did the island people who had a good life breed such a good beef breed? ”

Zhou Le: "I don't know, the matsutake mushrooms in this book are also very good." ”

Wu Tong said loudly: "Your Xichuan matsutake mushrooms are also very good, don't worship foreign flattery, hurry up and get out of the question, the next dish is Xichuan matsutake mushrooms." ”

No one paid any attention to him.

Lang Lang was a little embarrassed for him, and asked a little helplessly: "Who will come up with our third question?" ”

Fan Pipi: "What's more?" Eat the Wagyu beef first, otherwise what if you lose? ”

Yang Di: "If they lose, they will definitely take the Wagyu beef away first." ”

Langlang realized that he was stupid, it turned out that the routine of variety shows was so deep, and he blamed himself for being too simple.

Wu Tong rubbed his face, he really served this group of old six......

"That's it! Teacher Sha is okay. ”

Soon, Zhou Le roasted the Wagyu beef and put it on a plate.

Sha Yi also began to plate.

Fan Pipi came up to pick up the plate very diligently: "Thank you, brother~"

Zhou Le glared at him, and took him away to Fan Shuangshuang who was off-camera.

Fan Pipi stretched his goose neck: "No, why?" She's not a guest on the show, does she eat so much? You're all so fat......"

Jia Ling dragged him away: "Shh~ Be careful not to let your brother hear it, it's time to beat you again." ”

Fan Pipi: "A total of half a catty of wagyu, he took two taels ......"

Zhou Qian: "Well, it's so tender~"

Fan Pipi immediately stopped beeping and began to grab Wagyu to eat.

On the other side, Fan Shuangshuang's old girl was shy: "So many people are looking at it, how embarrassed!" You still take so much. Hmm, it's so fragrant~"

Coke has flashed into the distance, using her mobile phone to shoot Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, oh, she is chasing stars, the male idols and female idols she likes are so sweet together.

"Eat more meat and gain weight."

Zhou Le didn't care about the opinions of the outside world at all, and beckoned the cameraman who was secretly filming to come closer, anyway, Fan Shuangshuang had appeared at the beginning, and he would come out again at the end, which is called a beginning and an end.

Facing the camera, Fan Shuangshuang immediately became no longer shy, and was magnificent: "I'm 115!" Still long? ”

A 168-centimeter-tall female star has grown to 115 pounds, which is already a very outrageous thing, like the 172-centimeter Guna Lizha who is only 100 pounds.

Zhou Le: "Look at you, in fact, I think 120 pounds is pretty good." ”

Fan Shuangshuang rolled her eyes: "Heh, some people say that I have two other female artists on my shoulder, how can I be embarrassed to gain weight again, don't scold me for being a pig at that time." ”

Zhou Le stretched out his hand and put his arm around her shoulder: "Don't worry, I'll beat your brother to death after recording the show later!" ”

Fan Shuangshuang's nose wrinkled: "Hmm! ”

Zhou Le hugged her and sprinkled things at the camera with his other hand.

Fan Shuangshuang: "What are you doing?" ”

Zhou Le: "Sprinkle dog food and kill these people watching the show." ”

"Poof, goose, goose, goose, ......"

Fan Shuangshuang punched Zhou Le's chest with a small fist.

When the show is broadcast here, the barrage is full of anti-bones:

"Phew~"

"Woo ......"

"Disgusting!"

"Hahaha......"

"Zhou Le knows how to do the whole thing."

"Show off your face."

"The dogs are throwing up!"

"But they're really good."

"She is the only one who can make King Zhou exchange songs for Wagyu beef."

"Who dares to say that Zhou Le is a straight man?"

"It's still Zhou Le's aura that can hold it, otherwise who will hold Queen Fan?"

"Fan Shuangshuang 115 pounds? Really? ”

"Aren't female celebrities all thin?"

"I'm sorry, but our Queen Fan has never lost much weight."

"Her brother is really ...... dead"

"At first, I hated Fan Pipi very much, thinking that he was another idol that I couldn't let go."

"It smells so good now, right?"

"He's such a wild dog!"

Fan Shuangshuang didn't finish eating, she was hungry and waiting for Zhou Le's show, how could Zhou Le ignore it? Don't be hungry and thin, Sister Shuang is still fat and fun.

Coke?

What Coke?

Won't she order takeout herself?

After Fan Shuangshuang finished eating, Zhou Le intimately took out the paper towel prepared in advance from his pocket, wiped the corners of her mouth in front of the camera, and then took the plate back to continue recording the show.

"Xiaole, come and roast matsutake mushrooms!"

Sha Yi shouted from afar, mainly because he recognized Zhou Le's barbecue level.

When Zhou Le walked over, he found that Sha Yi had already cut the matsutake mushrooms into thick slices and marinated them in sesame oil and black pepper.

"How did you get it?"

"Ask a question, Fan Pipi asked."

"Him?"

"Your little brother's brain hole is really amazing, guess what he asked?"

Zhou Le shook his head.

Sha Yi trembled with laughter: "He asked, hehehehe......"

Zhou Qian helped: "Pi Pi asked the director team, Fan Shuangshuang weighed 122 pounds when she was the heaviest, is that right?" The director team thought that such detailed data, at first glance, it was not made up, so it was right. And then they were wrong. ”

Zhou Le nodded: "122 pounds is also considered heavy?" She was at her heaviest at 130. ”

Jia Ling: "That's almost catching up with me......"

Everyone looked at her silently and didn't speak, but at this time, silence is better than sound, are you two comparable?

Anyway, Fan Pi Pi helped everyone get matsutake mushrooms.

Lang Lang was amazed at the brain hole of young people now, and asked Zhou Le: "If you were asked to ask the third question, what would you ask?" ”

Zhou Le casually said nonsense: "I asked Fan how heavy the frost weighed when it was the lightest. ”

Langlang: "90 pounds, right?" ”

Yang Di said with a smile: "Teacher, you are still suitable for playing the piano, of course, the lightest time is when you were just born, five or six pounds." ”

Fan Pipi smiled confidently: "No! This is not the correct answer. ”

Jia Ling: "You know? ”

Fan Pipi: "It should be about 4 catties!" ”

Everyone: "Why?" ”

Fan Pipi crooked his mouth with reason: "There are scientific data, an adult man can burn 2.4 kilograms of ashes, and a woman 1.8 kilograms, considering that my sister is fat, it should be almost 2 kilograms......"

A group of people are stupid, and they are very filial.

The cameraman who filmed Fan Pipi laughed until his hands trembled, and the picture swayed.

Zhou Le was stunned, he asked about the birth data of six and a half catties, but he didn't expect Fan Pipi to be more ruthless, in the end he is still his own brother! It's not a pity to die!

This episode of the show ended happily in Fan Pipi's strong death.

Wu Tong, who was not satisfied with the daytime shooting, finally smiled, and the variety show effect tonight was enough.

Zhou Le also brought Fan Shuangshuang Coke over to eat barbecue, and specially sandwiched matsutake mushrooms for Sister Shuang.

Fan Pipi: "What do you eat when you're fat~"

Fan Shuangshuang's backhand is an iron plate.

Nation~

Zhou Le hurriedly snatched the iron plate over: "You sit down, let me come." ”

Fan Pipi covered his head and ran away.

Sister is only very serious when she beats him, but brother is different, he beats everyone very seriously.

Jia Ling can't stand it, what kind of sister is this? When you buy a gift, you just have to be biased, you still beat people, just one person, and two people beat people together, Pi Pi is a good child.

She didn't even eat the barbecue, and chased over to comfort Fan Pipi: "Be good, don't be wronged, don't be wronged!" ”

Fan Pipi was not aggrieved, her mood was very stable, and she was used to being beaten since she was a child: "I just care about her physical health, right?" What's wrong with me? ”

Jia Ling: "That's right, you're right, your sister is too irritable......"

Fan Pipi: "If she eats like this again, sooner or later she will become a spherical creature like Sister Ling." ”

Jia Ling: "......"

If I'm wrong, I shouldn't pity you, poor people must have something to hate, and the ancients didn't deceive me.

Jia Ling looked left and right.

Fan Pipi: "Sister, what are you looking for?" ”

Jia Ling smiled slightly: "Pi Pi, sister, please ask you for something, help me find a suitable iron plate, preferably thicker." ”

Fan Pipi was helpful: "I'll help you find it!" ”

A while.

Nation~

Tonight's iron plate is very noisy.

Fan Pipi thinks...... Finally symmetrical! Sister Ling is so nice!

Starting from this iron plate, Fan Pipi found the feeling of being a sister in Sister Ling again, and now her sisters are no longer kissing, and she and Zhou Le are even closer.

No matter how good Fan Pipi and Zhou Le are, they will still be lost, he actually understood it a long time ago...... I am no longer the person my sister loves the most, since she said that you are the pillar of your family more than a month ago.

A heartless husky like Fan Pipi is actually very sensitive in his heart, but he never shows it.

After the barbecue, I called it a day and went back to the hotel to rest.

It was only three o'clock in the morning, Fan Shuangshuang picked up the mobile phone that kept ringing, looked at it and said to Zhou Le: "The news of the studio, Wang Shan apologized in Weibo." ”

Zhou Le threw her mobile phone, broke it over and held down the prancing horse and lifted the gun: "Don't apologize to him, I'll talk about it later." ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "He ...... He said that he had mistaken the gossip before, and now he realizes that the original expression was inappropriate. He also said that next time we go to the snow area, we will call him along, and he will apologize with practical actions. ”

Follow Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le to the snow area, this is the condition that Zhou Le said at the new album release meeting the day before yesterday, in fact, it is to draw a ladder so that they can't get off the stage.

I didn't expect Lao Wang to be able to put down this old face? For the sake of money, it is also able to bend and stretch!

Outside the window, the cold moon is like teeth.

Zhou Le's gun is like a dragon: "Why is he as shameless as me?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang shook the sky with a roar: "Ha...... Don't forget, he has a wife after a movie! ”

Zhou Le: "Yes, he also has a capable military advisor!" Strategist, let's turn it over. ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "How are you going to take it?" ”

"Of course it is to fulfill him! Wang Shan, this person, it's okay, he was a little sincere in his previous apology, but this time it was his first one, so we laughed at it. just dismantled their Beijing Circle Alliance and let them fight in the nest. ”

"That's what I thought, too......"

Although the current Zhou Le is no longer afraid of the Beijing circle, it is best to make them have internal friction, Wang Shan has the strength and works, and it is not bad to pull him to his side.

Then, Zhou Le stopped talking to Sister Shuang about work, and gave up her song with her mobile phone, which was very suitable for the situation:

Who saw ten thousand arrows shoot together, and the sparks filled the sky and night like day

Swords and swords are intertwined

And my gun is like a dragon shaking the sky

A roar broke through the sky

The spear pierced the clouds, and let go of the worries of life

Looking at the cold moon like teeth

There is nothing to say about life and death alone

……

The next day, November 14.

Early in the morning, Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang bid farewell to the program group of "Youth Travel".

Fan Pipi hugged Zhou Le and cried profusely: "Brother~ After this time, I don't know when I will see you next time, you must invite me to be a guest when you go to Qingdao for a concert, I'll take you to eat clams and drink beer, woo woo......"

Zhou Le said gently: "Your sister said that your singing is too ugly and you are not worthy of being a guest, so let's do a variety show well, don't be tired." ”

Fan Pipi cried even louder.

Although most of my sister's love has been divided, ...... Huh? I've got an extra brother! My brother was very kind to me, and he was afraid that I would be tired, so he wouldn't let me go to his concert as a guest.

When they arrived at the airport, Zhou Le and Sister Shuang were going to separate, Zhou Le was going to Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Pujiang to record the last issue of "Let's Cross", and Fan Shuangshuang was going back to the capital to stare at the preparations for the concert.

In the VIP waiting hall, Fan Shuangshuang reluctantly sat on the sofa with Zhou Le in her arms.

Coke made no secret of the happy smile on her face, feng shui took turns, finally it was my turn, right?

Zhou Le smiled: "You said you, why did you know today? I have to say that I can't bear to see me being squeezed by the acting company, now it's okay, you're busy as a dog. Moreover, as a singer, I am still being squeezed! It's just that the object of squeezing has changed from another company to yours! ”

Fan Shuangshuang smiled evilly: "Only I can squeeze you!" Moreover, the commission I give you is much higher than that of other performing arts companies, you have no conscience. ”

Zhou Le: "You are greedy for money!" ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "It's a bastard if you don't make money!" ”

"I'm so scared you planted on this that day!"

"I have money if I plant it."

"Promise me, no matter how greedy you are and how you squeeze me, remember to pay your taxes on time!"

"Hmm...... I'm going to have to open a branch in Hong Kong so I can run a world tour for you in the future! ”

"I've only been debuting for a few months, huh? Won't you be too floating? ”

Zhou Le admires and despises Fan Shuangshuang's business methods, money is endless, but this woman really doesn't let go of any opportunity to make money.

Originally, when they were in Shaocheng before, Feng Ke and Zhang Liangying's plan was to find a few reliable performing arts companies to host Zhou Le's concert, which was simple and trouble-free, and the income was stable.

For each concert, Zhou Le can get a share of three or five million from the performing arts company, which is calculated according to the size of the venue and the number of seats, and how to sell tickets, how much the ticket price, and how to market it doesn't matter, how much the performing arts company earns.

Usually, the vast majority of singers hold concerts in this mode.

But later, he encountered the famous "top-class heterotopic incident", Fan Shuangshuang knew that Shaocheng couldn't protect Zhou Le, so he took over Zhou Le's economic affairs with most of the entertainment industry's network.

She did the math and found that with Zhou Le's popularity and popularity, the net profit of each concert could be 30 million, and this 3 million ratio was ten times the difference.

As a result, Fan Shuangshuang directly acquired a medium-sized performing arts planning company, and recruited many professionals to help Zhou Le build a tour throughout the process.

In this way, you can make nearly ten times more money.

Although Zhou Le still took a share of three or five million, Fan Shuangshuang gave Zhou Le 25% of the shares in the performing arts company, which was actually taking care of Zhou Le.

You must know that this performing arts company will undertake many other activities in the future, and Zhou Le will still be able to share the money.

She is a true love for money!

However, Zhou Le can also understand that she is an overly beautiful weak woman, who has been in the entertainment industry full of filthy wealth and wolves for 20 years, and naturally has seen a lot of hardships and tortures, and she needs capital and status to give herself a sense of security.

Zhou Le sent Fan Shuangshuang on the plane and took Coke on another plane to Jiangsu and Zhejiang.

In the later stage of the "Let's Cross" section, he encountered many problems, which Zhou Le could not solve, and even Zhang Liguo was anxious.

One, as the era is getting further and further back, the show has become less good-looking, and no dynasty is as interesting as the primitive era.

Second, Shen Cheng and Zhang Hanyu were absent from the recording of the last few episodes and asked for leave.

In fact, Zhou Le can probably guess that Zhang Hanyu thinks the show is boring, and Shen Cheng has opinions about the program team, and he is the one who is abused every time, but Yu Xiaotong's dog is not doing dead fart every day.

Zhou Le doesn't care anymore, he is now trying to do his tandem work in the show, be a good green leaf, and try to give others the opportunity to perform and shine.

Whole job?

Zhou Le couldn't take the whole job at all.

In the final analysis, the guests of the show are unreliable, especially the pair of Yu Xiaotong and Hai Lu, who either show affection in the show, or fight a cold war in the show, and after Shen Cheng and Zhang Hanyu quit, he called a two-person actor Cheng Ye to save the scene, his comedy talent is also good, but the problem is that he is not familiar with everyone.

As soon as Zhou Le arrived at the program team, he began to put on makeup, and then began to record the show.

Today, Zhou Le is already the largest coffee in the whole program group except for director Zhang Liguo, and the recording time is close to Zhou Le.

In this last paragraph, the plot is set to travel to the Ming Dynasty, in a Zheng Yimen family known as "the first in Jiangnan", this family has strict rules.

Changfang's eldest son: Cheng Ye, his wife Huang Xiaolei.

Changfang's second son: Yu Xiaotong, his wife Hailu.

Third son: Zhou Le.

Cousin: Song Xiaobao, has a wife (NPC).

Cousin: Jin Shenzhu.

The theme of this episode is to experience the life of a big family in the Ming Dynasty, involving weaving, buying land, cleaning up family property, etc., as well as bribery and corruption in the big family. This time, Yu Xiaotong and Hai Lu had black faces, obviously having a conflict again.

It doesn't matter, Zhou Le met another "idol" of his grandmother here-Mama Rong.

Teacher Li Mingqi plays the role of the supervisor of the housemother, who is disobedient and lazy, he will pull out and prick the needle, Zhou Le was pricked three times, and Yu Xiaotong was eight times.

During the recording, Zhou Le also took a photo with Mr. Li Mingqi and sent it to his grandmother, and then made a video with Fan Shuangshuang.

After hanging up the video, Teacher Li Mingqi looked at Zhou Le very kindly: "Did Jin Suo bully you?" ”

Zhou Le sold miserably while peeling grapes for his grandmother: "She often bullied me, her company helped me hold concerts, and the net profit of each performance was thirty or forty million, and she only gave me three million for singing." ”

Li Mingqi: "This is too bullying!" Is it your concert or hers? ”

Zhou Le immediately began to complain, saying that Fan Shuangshuang not only squeezed him at work, but also made him a cow and a horse in life, doing laundry and cooking.

Grandma Li Mingqi was angered, and called Fan Shuangshuang to scold her.

【Negative Energy +109】

Zhou Le was happy.

Li Mingqi knew Zhou Le because of "Rakshasa Haishi", he liked him very much from the beginning, and thought his music was very vivid and interesting.

I met by chance this time when I recorded the show, and Mr. Li Mingqi liked Zhou Le even more, he was really strong in the show, but they were not angry.

Grandma Li didn't have many scenes, and when she left after recording, she still took Zhou Le's hand and said: "Don't be afraid, child, Jin Suo'er will bully you again in the future, you tell me, I will scold her!" I can't do it, I'll prick her with a needle! ”

Of course, it's a joke, but Fan Shuangshuang and the others really respect Teacher Li Mingqi, her words are not light, and they really have to be more effective than the emperor and queen, after all, the seniority is there.

The next day, in the evening.

"Let's Cross" was all recorded, and the program team prepared a sumptuous finale banquet.

All the artists get together to eat and drink, some talk and laugh, Song Xiaobao and Cheng Ye are very active in the atmosphere, and Huang Xiaolei is also a funny girl.

Jin Shenzhu is now quite good in Chinese, can listen and speak, and no longer pesters Zhou Le.

Zhou Le ate and drank to his heart's content and went to the bathroom.

Then, he was blocked by Yu Xiaotong at the door of the bathroom.

The guy was trembling, his whole body was shaking, his eyes were dodging, but he still stopped Zhou Le, and asked in a trembling voice, "You...... Have you ever been green? ”

Zhou Le wiped his hands with a tissue: "It's green!" What's wrong? ”

Yu Xiaotong took half a step back, and said in despair: "Sure enough, it's you, it's really you...... I, you'......"

He clearly wanted to be crooked.

Yu Xiaotong thought of many possibilities, but he didn't expect Zhou Le to admit it in person, which was an insult to him. However, in the face of Zhou Le's humiliation, he didn't dare to make a move, he couldn't beat it......

But in fact, Zhou Le is talking about the beautiful Aunt Li Fuzhen, after all, she is not divorced yet.

Although the green men are very immoral, ...... Considering that the other party is a man with a stick, Zhou Le has no sense of guilt.

Green him tonight!

Li Fuzhen came to China, she took the team to participate in an electronics industry conference in Hangzhou, saying that she was free in the evening and couldn't wait to come over to Zhou Le to exchange feelings.

After a while, Li Fuzhen and Zhou Le's contact has never been broken, and the more they chat on WeChat, the more intimate they become.

Zhou Le thought of the picture of Li Fuzhen licking his fingers and talking to her man on the phone, and patted Yu Xiaotong on the shoulder with a smile: "This is very immoral!" But happy! ”

Zhou Le threw away the tissues and left, went back and continued to drink with Huang Xiaolei, this sister has a really good personality.

Yu Xiaotong cracked: "......"

Happy?

He insulted me!

It turned out that two days before she came to record the show, Yu Xiaotong peeked at her mobile phone while Hailu was taking a shower, and found that there was a contact named "Le Wubian" in her WeChat message, which was at the front of the chat interface, but there was no chat record in it, which was obviously deleted.

Yu Xiaotong suspected that he was green, and had a big fight with Hailu, but Hailu looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, which made Yu Xiaotong hate and helpless, and he didn't know who the other party was.

When recording the show today, he found Hailu peeking at Zhou Le many times, and he lost his mind several times, and he didn't even know how to record the show.

Yu Xiaotong was suspicious of Zhou Le, after all, there was a word for music in his name, which was right.

Therefore, he just mustered up the courage to come over and question Zhou Le.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Le blatantly "admitted", which made Yu Xiaotong instantly numb, and found that he had no means of retaliation except for incompetent rage, he couldn't beat Zhou Le, and he was far inferior to Zhou Lehong, this thing is a person who single-handedly overturned Ye Heying, Wang Shan, Yang Kewen and Gao Yaosong, and the new album sold 15 million copies, three times more than the original record.

Now good multimedia and netizens have begun to call Zhou Le the little king!

Unlike the Four Heavenly Kings of the year, this time there is no one who is even tied with Zhou Le, and Han Lu and the second top rank are far inferior to Zhou Le's influence.

Yu Xiaotong was cowardly and angry.

Finally, he returned to the table in a rage...... Nibbled on four chicken legs.

Hailu rubbed a wine glass to Zhou Le's side, drank with Zhou Le and Huang Xiaolei, and kept currying favor with Zhou Le, trying to arouse Zhou Le's sexual interest.

Yu Xiaotong saw it in his eyes and was angry in his heart, and gnawed two more chicken legs, which was a little supportive.

Impotence was furious for a long time, and suddenly ......

Yu Xiaotong had a flash of inspiration!

There's a way!

I, Yu Xiaotong, must ask Zhou Le to kneel down and apologize to me!

"Hmph~"

He smirked, fight me?

Two hours later, the finale banquet ended, and the artists went back to their respective rooms to rest.

Yu Xiaotong dragged him to Zhou Le's suite like 2580,000 and knocked on the door, yes, there is a doorbell, but the young master I just don't press it, I will knock on the door, the main thing is a wild!

Click~

After a while, the door opened, and it was the door opened by the Golden God Pillar.

Yu Xiaotong looked at the room number again to confirm that he had not found the wrong door, and then said arrogantly: "Where is Zhou Le?" ”

Jin Shenzhu pointed to the living room: "We're playing a game!" What's wrong with you? ”

The Xichuan dialect of the pillar is already very silky, and the dialect is easier to learn than Mandarin.

Yu Xiaotong sneered, walked in, sat on the sofa opposite Zhou Le, and cocked Erlang's legs: "Are you still in the mood to play games?" Believe it or not, I'll ruin you in minutes? ”

Zhou Le lowered his head and played the game, squatted on the grass and returned to the city after a counterpart assistance, and said slowly: "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

Yu Xiaotong couldn't wait to show his hole cards: "How dare you green me?" Young master, I'm not a vegetarian, to tell you the truth, I have a photo of your prince Ou in my hand, and if you don't want me to give the photo to Fan Shuangshuang, kneel down and apologize to me! ”

The photo was found in Hailu's mobile phone, and it was just a kiss goodbye between Zhou Le and Wang Oufen, which was secretly photographed by Hailu.

Zhou Le sighed and continued to play the game, what is this mentally retarded talking about? When did I green him? Moreover, why did he dare to threaten me to force the king?

Yes, he asked me that question earlier...... He thought I had done Haylou, but it was a misunderstanding.

Yu Xiaotong: "Scared, right?" Hum hum hum ......"

Zhu Zi came back and continued to play the game, and also treated Yu Xiaotong as a fart.

Yu Xiaotong was very angry: "If you don't kneel, I'll give your photo to Fan Shuangshuang, and I'll post it on the Internet, let you collapse the house, and make you ruined!" ”

Zhou Le threw the small tablet aside, stared at Yu Xiaotong faintly, pressed his fingertips together against his chin, and looked at the wolf.

Yu Xiaotong was seen that his scalp was numb and his hair stood on end, but he still insisted on saying: "Kneel down for me!" ”

Zhou Le said to Jin Shenzhu: "Don't play, you go back to rest first, don't close the door." ”

Jin Shenzhu got up and left without saying a word: "Okay idol brother." ”

There were only two people left in the room, Yu Xiaotong was even hairier, he was afraid of being beaten to death by Zhou Le, but when he thought that Zhou Le had a handle in his hands, he forcibly held up his courage and looked directly at Zhou Le.

Zhou Le took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Shut up!" Come to my room right away, right away. ”

Yu Xiaotong didn't know the situation yet, but soon saw his girlfriend running in in her pajamas.

Haylou: "Xiaole, is there anything urgent?" Xiaotong, why are you here? ”

Yu Xiaotong said fiercely: "You did a good thing! ”

Zhou Le smiled and closed the door and walked back: "Sister Lu, your boyfriend misunderstood, he thought I had something to do with you, so he greened him." So ......"

Haylou defended, "Nothing! Zhou Le and I are innocent! ”

Zhou Le sat back on the sofa and said slowly, "Sister Lu is here...... Green him! ”

Make your wishes come true!

(End of chapter)