Chapter 215: I'll Abuse You Together

For the show "Cute Detective Detective", Zhou Le's current understanding is limited to some clips from the last season, because he has not watched it, he only knows that Huang Taozi was abused by Sun Leihong very badly, which fully exposed his IQ.

Another understanding is that Ning Jing, Gu Naliza and Huang Taozi have some side feedback, which are very subjective.

But there is nothing to say, Brother Le is not afraid of anyone in variety shows.

On this day, Zhou Le and Huang Taozi got up early in the morning in order to be in a hurry, and it was only ten o'clock when they arrived in Hangzhou, and the other guests were still putting on makeup.

The dressing room is a suite in the hotel, with the male guests on the outside and the female guests inside.

When recording the show, the artist's makeup is more interesting, and some artists use the makeup artist of the program group, such as Zhou Le, not to spend that unjust money. Some have their own makeup teams, such as Gu Na Liza, anyway, every issue must be beautiful, which is what Fan Shuangshuang taught her. Some make up their own makeup, such as Ning Jing, which is also one of her more distinctive aspects, and she always feels that she is the most beautiful.

As soon as Huang Taozi entered the door: "Yo~ It's all done?" Also, the makeup that doesn't look good lasts the longest, I'm not in a hurry, you put on first, I'll introduce you to ......"

He is very passionate, and he wants to introduce Zhou Le to everyone.

As a result, Zhou Le didn't need his introduction at all, he had already greeted the artists, Sheniu never knew what it meant to be shy, besides, he knew all the guests of the cute detective.

"Brother Lei Hong! This foundation is a little thick~"

Zhou Le walked over with a lollipop in his mouth.

Sun Leihong got up and foiled the candy in Zhou Le's pocket to eat: "You don't care if my foundation is thick or not, no, are you really here?" The concert is not going to happen? ”

He is really empty, because almost every issue is abusing Gunaliza.

Zhou Le: "The cute detective guest has been bitter for a long time, and he specially invited me to do the right thing for the sky." ”

Sun Leihong smiled: "Cut!" Last time, you thought you could really do it? Look how I torture you today. ”

Zhou Le ignored him and went to greet a male guest: "Hello Teacher Yu Yang." ”

"Hello~"

Yu Yang is a TV host, known as the big long face, and he is a friend of Lizha.

Then, Zhou Le came to the side of a treacherous and obscene-looking man and shouted, "Teacher Han Lu! I have admired the daimyo for a long time! ”

Xu Zhisheng was flattered: "Hahaha~ Zhou is good, everyone is top-rated, take care of it." ”

He is known as the talk show Han Lu, and his appearance is against the sky.

That's all for the male guests, and the female guests in the house also came to join in the fun.

Xu Zhisheng muttered: "Fortunately, I'm not embarrassed to say that I am Zhou Le in the talk show world, otherwise, he would have beaten me to death on the spot." ”

Sun Qian dissed and said, "Are you embarrassed to call Han Lu?" ”

"Sister Jing, that sister, Sister Qian, yo~ Sister Mao Xiaotong is also there? You're so beautiful! ”

Zhou Le directly skipped Ning Jing, Xie Na and Sun Qian, and chatted with Mao Xiaotong, who met for the first time, this sister is so beautiful, her face is full of collagen, her skin is white, she is beautiful and pure, and she can't tell that she is thirty years old at all.

Zhou Le never praises people casually, just tells the truth.

Mao Xiaotong was a little cramped: "Hello Zhou Le, I've heard your songs, do you know me?" ”

Zhou Le was ashamed: "I know all beautiful actresses!" If you look average, you'll ......."

Mao Xiaotong immediately understood, this top performer never watches TV series and doesn't watch variety shows much, she recognizes female artists purely by her appearance, but this is also normal, she got out of the way and pointed to the inside of the dressing room, teasing:

"You don't know this one, for example?"

I saw that Gu Nalizha pouted and pretended not to pay attention to Zhou Le, he didn't even greet me first, and chatted with Mao Xiaotong.

Zhou Le continued to stare at Mao Xiaotong's eyes: "Sister Tong is wearing false eyelashes?" ”

Mao Xiaotong was looked at a little unnaturally: "No......"

Zhou Le approached to observe, and then said: "It's true that it's so long, I thought that like Sister Jing, I could stand on my false eyelashes." ”

Mao Xiaotong: "Puff~"

Ning Jing said angrily: "Sister is also a real eyelash, okay?" ”

At this time, Gunaliza snorted twice and reminded.

Zhou Le smiled and waved his hand to her: "Hello Di Reliba!" ”

Gunaliza's expression was instantly messy: "......"

【Negative Energy +44】

"Hahahaha......"

The artists laughed, and several makeup artists couldn't hold back.

What a beast!

But it can be seen that they have a good relationship, as for the nature of the relationship, it is another matter, anyway, it has been spread all over the circle, saying that Gu Nalizha was too stupid and was deceived by Zhou Le.

Ning Jing laughed and kicked Zhou Le: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Why do you owe so much? ”

She and Zhou Le have long been acquainted, after all, Zhou Le often goes to the crew of "Women of the Dynasty" to visit Sister Shuang, Fan Shuangshuang and Ning Jing have a dressing room, and sometimes, Zhou Le has to play on the spot, all relying on Sister Jing to guard the door.

Anyway, in Ning Jing's eyes, Zhou Le has long been a big pig's trotter, fortunately he is very good to Sister Shuang and Meiza, and he is very good-looking, otherwise she really dislikes Zhou Le.

Good looks are privileged!

Sun Leihong whispered to Huang Taozi: "See? I didn't lie to you, did I? These sisters are really anxious......"

Huang Taozi was nervous: "Afraid~"

Zhou Le was not afraid, Ning Jing was tickling these few times, he dodged twice and sat on an empty seat and asked the makeup artist to help with makeup.

Other artists also went back to continue their makeup, chatting about gossip in the entertainment industry by the way.

Applying makeup to Zhou Le is the fastest, because he has a perfect modeled face, plus Peugeot's strong facial features, there is almost no need to retouch, a little tricking is enough, and he has just returned from the crew of "Flower Thousand Bone", with an inch of hair, and there is no need to do hairstyles at all.

He was the first to put on makeup and leave, and went out to drink yogurt and eat bread, the food in this program group was good.

When Zhou Le left, the gossip of the female artists immediately changed:

"Many people know about Wei Daxun and Yang Mi, and Yang Mi seems to have been hanging him...... Zhou Le is gone! Liza, hey, hey, hey~"

"What are you doing~"

"What for? How long have you two been better? ”

"We're just friends!"

"You just have a hard mouth, you were wrong when we recorded "The Idol is Coming"......"

"Earlier than Fan Shuangshuang, I don't know?"

"Sister Jing, what's the melon?"

"Be quiet, force this little fool, at first pursued Zhou Le, but was given to Pew by Zhou Le's bastard, Zhou Le drew a turtle on her belly and posted it on the net, she also defended Zhou Le, this is not what Pew is......"

"How can there be~ I am voluntary."

"Oh? Not friends again? ”

"We ...... We are not friends and very flexible. ”

"Poofha......"

Mao Xiaotong's eyes widened and ate melons, it turned out that their rumors were true? She always thought that someone was Hei Gu Na Liza, after all, this girl was too beautiful, so she naturally recruited black.

However, Zhou Le is really handsome!

Especially when he stares at you and smiles, it's a special Gu.

When Zhou Le studied Mao Xiaotong's eyelashes just now, he saw her hairy in his heart, and plopped up and down.

Mao Xiaotong found that Zhou Le looked better than on the camera.

His appearance and temperament are completely different from those of domestic entertainment idols, not the kind of Korean-style exquisite little fresh meat style, but the kind of tough and bewitching Hong Kong-style male god, from him, you can see the shadow of Yanzu and Guanxi Brother back then.

Here, Xie Na is still whispering to Gunaliza:

"You're almost okay with him, women still have to find a single-minded man and control him, so that they can live a stable life. Look at Zhao Liying, the last time we recorded the show, she said that she didn't fall in love, and the liver career is the most important ......"

Gu Naliza sneered, and said in her heart, your second brother didn't tell you the truth.

When Sister Liying and I slept in the same room in the last issue, she told Zhou Le about flirting with her, and she was angry that Zhou Le couldn't understand the amorous feelings.

Actually, Zhao Liying didn't say that Gu Naliza also knew, because of Sister Cola.

Mao Xiaotong suddenly asked: "I heard on the Internet that Zhou Le also picked it up from the garbage heap?" ”

Why?

Because she was picked up by her mother from the garbage dump and thrown away by his father.

Gu Naliza: "No, Zhou Le picked it up under the bridge." His mother doesn't want him anymore, it's worse than you, at least your mother still wants you, but he doesn't have a father. ”

Mao Xiaotong: "......"

It doesn't have to be that straightforward.

Mao Xiaotong is not angry, she likes Gu Na Lizha like this, but if she is a little careful, she will write the word scheming on her face, just like pretending to be angry with Zhou Le just now, she almost has a line of words on her head, "Come and coax me".

Zhou Le was half-full, and was taken by the assistant of the program team to record tidbits, which seemed to be called "Work Welfare", and it was also some food and drink, but it was all decorations, mainly chatting.

When Zhou Le arrived, Ning Jing and Yu Yang were already chatting at the small dining table.

Yu Yang asked: "Sister Jing, can you reveal who has a better game in our show?" ”

Ning Jing thought for a while: "Anyway, Lizha is a bit amazing......"

Zhou Le: "Amazing stupidity, isn't it? ”

Yu Yang was also holding back a smile, his face was about to twitch, can that thing understand the game? He and Gunaliza are still quite familiar, they have worked together, and they will work together on a movie next.

Ning Jing also smiled so much that she wiped the corners of her eyes with a tissue, asked the program team to cut out the part of her laughter, and said seriously: "Lizha, with my understanding of her, I think she may be worse than me, but as a result, she played well, logical thinking or something." ”

Yu Yang was also shocked: "She still has logical thinking? ”

Zhou Le expressed his understanding: "It's because Sister Jing doesn't have logical thinking at all, and Gu Na Lizha can win Sister Jing with a little bit." ”

Yu Yang suddenly said: "It makes sense!" ”

Ning Jing said in disgust: "Zhou Le, you are so annoying~"

Zhou Le smiled and said: "With my understanding of my sister, you must not have used your brain in the whole show, you are too lazy to think, how can you have logical thinking." Gunaliza is desperate to prove that she is not stupid on the show, so she turns her little head in arrears very hard. ”

Ning Jing: "......"

【Negative Energy +66】

The feeling of being said to have hit the door of life is mainly because I know it too well.

Yu Yang looked at Zhou Le: "And Lizha is quite simple in life, so naΓ―ve that you can't bear to bully her." ”

Zhou Le is silent, we are different......

So silly and not bullying? Keep it for the New Year?

At this time, Gu Na Lizha and Sun Qian came in, Lizha greeted everyone in front of the camera, pretending to be unfamiliar with Zhou Le: "Teacher Zhou Le, it's a pleasure to meet you!" I love your music. ”

Zhou Le ate the fruit: "How happy are you?" ”

Gu Naliza was still playing tricks, and Qi Zhoule didn't pay attention to her first: "You are now the top Asian king of domestic entertainment, it's really a blessing to know you!" I'm just very happy! ”

Zhou Le: "You were happy too early, there are times when you cry." ”

Gunaliza: "......"

【Negative Energy +87】

Yu Yang relieved her: "Hey Mom, if you two don't know each other, hold back your talk, come and sit next to me." ”

Gu Nali Zazhen sat there and chatted with Yu Yang, ignoring Zhou Le.

She didn't dare to talk to Zhou Le before, Zhou Le really didn't want her, but as time went by, under the double spoiling of Zhou Le and Fan Shuangshuang, Gu Nalizha was a little floating, but she only dared to pretend to be angry, and she was still very well-behaved in private.

Zhou Le didn't mind, and sat down with Sun Qian to chat.

Sun Qian is the same height as Gu Na Liza, with the same figure, and long legs, but her appearance is much worse, but she is a cute type.

"I go to bed early, and I don't sleep in."

"Me too."

"Zhou Le, what time do you usually get up?"

"I sleep until eight o'clock at most, and I usually get up at half past six to run, and then I hang my throat."

"It's not easy to be a singer, does sleeping lazy affect the vocal cords?"

"Sleep late."

"I don't stay up late anyway, and I wake up at most at ten o'clock at most every day."

Over there, Guna Lizha popped out his little head: "I can't, when I don't have a job, I can catch up on dramas and play games at night until dawn, and then sleep for a day during the day." ”

Zhou Le ignored: "Does Sister Qian usually exercise?" ”

Sun Qian thought for a while: "I don't exercise much, just dance occasionally." You must love sports, right? ”

Gunaliza: "I also like to dance and do yoga ......"

Zhou Le continued to ignore: "I usually run, and if I have a venue, I play basketball." Being a singer is actually very important to the body, singing is a physical job, you see Zhou Qian is so small, and the core strength of the body is also very strong. ”

Gunaliza: "Hehe~ I also have core abilities!" ”

Zhou Le: "Can Sister Qian eat spicy food?" ”

Sun Qian really can't stand it, Gu Na Lizha If you want to pretend to ignore Zhou Le, don't talk, if you want to talk to him, don't put on a face, it seems that you are very doglegged, she cued Gu Na Lizha: "Can Sister Zha eat spicy?" ”

Gu Naliza nodded again and again: "I can eat spicy food, hot pot, barbecue, spicy chicken or something, right, Zhou Le?" ”

Zhou Le crossed Erlang's legs: "I'...... Should you know? ”

"Hahahaha......"

The other three laughed again, it was you Gu Nalizha who pretended not to know it first, and now you asked people again.

In fact, when the show was broadcast, the audience was also in mixed moods.

But happy!

I like to watch Zhou Le's scare the most, and after scolding Sister Jing, I scare Meiza.

Yu Yang was the host, and subconsciously rounded the scene: "Sister Jing can eat spicy, right?" ”

Ning Jing: "Child, you're not young anymore, you don't know that I can eat spicy?" ”

She is from your province, how can she not eat spicy.

Yu Yang also saw that something was wrong with Gu Nalizha, and if she continued like this, she would only let the audience discover her secret, so he began to control the scene and asked about the work of the three actresses, and each of them interviewed a few words.

Then he asked them how they balanced their lives and careers.

Ning Jing dared to say: "Anyway, I am the first worker, and I have always been ...... to my family and my other half I know what I owe, but I can't put down my job and stay at home, and it's very important for women to have a career of their own. ”

Yu Yang flattered and asked Gu Naliza: "What about you?" How do you balance? ”

Gunaliza thought to herself, "Balance...... It's quite difficult to balance career and love......"

Yu Yang looked at diss and said: "No, there is no love!" Don't keep thinking about love, it's about career and life. ”

Zhou Le ate cantaloupe and shook his head.

You say she's thinking about something in her little head every day!

Gunaliza laughed at herself: "Ah! Career and life, in fact, it is quite balanced, I need to recharge when I am tired from work, so I discussed with the team and said that I would take a period of vacation, so that I can recuperate and relax! ”

Zhou Le continued to eat melons, and said it nicely, did you discuss it with your team when you need to recharge? A man got rid of the assistant and came running.

Now, Gu Naliza's agent often contacts Zhou Le on WeChat, and asks Zhou Le whenever he can't find her.

Ning Jing asked, "What if you suddenly have a good job when you are resting?" ”

Gu Na Liza's eyes immediately drifted, the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling, and he peeked at Zhou Le before he said stiffly: "Then of course I will still go to work!" ”

Ning Jing: "What if your boyfriend asks you for a date and suddenly conflicts with work?" ”

Gunaliza: "I...... Job! Hmph~"

I don't believe that expression.

But Meza's main thing is a hard mouth! As soon as I pulled it out, I went to work on the liver.

Xiao Meizha is a full love brain, with almost zero dedication, and she doesn't pick the quality of the script, it's all the team's work, she just plays around when she has nothing to do, and she has no heart and lungs.

For example, when she recorded the show today, she didn't have to do it in front of Zhou Le, did she do this among friends?

The audience is not stupid.

Fortunately, Zhou Le is not afraid, just play, I will not only abuse Sun Lei Hong today, but also abuse you.

Abuse and crying!

However, Gu Na Liza's friend Yu Yang was worried, and he tried his best to make up for Gu Na Liza, and he also gave Zhou Le a look and asked him to hold it a little. Lizha is stupid, you are not, save some face for her, otherwise, the whole country audience will know her relationship with you.

As a friend, Yu Yang is still very competent, and he is the most anxious person in the audience.

Ning Jing is detached, Sun Qian eats melons, and Gu Nalizha and Zhou Le are directly rotten, and Yu Yang is so anxious that he makes up for and controls the field.

Next, he made a question tailored specifically for Lizha, first asked Ning Jing, and then asked Sun Qian: "What is an independent woman, Sun Qian, forget it, you eat first, Liza?" ”

Sun Qian smiled and continued to eat dragon fruit, this melon is really delicious.

Yes, instead of dragon fruit, she eats large melons.

Gunaliza pondered ignorantly: "Independent women? I think it's the kind of thing that can be a bird in love, but ......"

Yu Yang scratched his head: "There is no love!" How do you keep falling in love? Let's just talk about independent women! ”

Gunaliza: "Oh, I think an independent woman is all about being confident and shining all the time!" ”

Yu Yang: "Emma! You're shining on me! ”

Zhou Le took the cantaloupe and sang: "Sister is the queen, shine with confidence!" If you love, come, don't be arrogant if you don't love~"

Ning Jing and Sun Qian laughed, this is too ridiculous!

Gu Nalizha is embarrassed, this song is such a sand sculpture, is he satirizing me?

Am I talking stupid again?

Yu Yang immediately continued: "This song is good!" Give it to Liza, it's a perfect match for you. ”

He found that Zhou Le was really full of variety shows, and with just these two songs, he instantly made up for Gu Na Liza, like a mutual hatred that hurt friends, and dispelled the ambiguous atmosphere that Gu Na Lizha brought up just now.

So he asked Zhou Le: "Eh, do you come when you open your mouth to write songs?" ”

Zhou Le said modestly: "No, the main thing is to have someone to provide me with inspiration, music is a kind of expression, the same as speaking." You look at Liza's stupid and confident smile, and I am inspired, and I will send her another song. ”

Everyone looked at Zhou Le expectantly, writing songs and drinking water?

Gunaliza's eyes sparkled: "I'm inspired, right?" Hum! ”

Zhou Le: "Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold~"

The three of them burst into laughter, this really can't help it.

Gunaliza: "......"

【Negative Energy +99】

(End of chapter)