Chapter 85 It's all a thousand-year-old fox, what are you pretending to talk about?

"Before you do it, you don't want to know why you're failing?"

Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Who the hell are you?"

A dense layer of sweat appeared on the forehead of the lewd boss.

I was nervous.

Where did this person come from?

It sounds out of tune, but it actually means something.

"It doesn't matter who I am, it's ...... that counts"

Chen Yu paused and said, "In the whole world, only I know how to sacrifice the Five Prisons and dissect the corpse into an immortal. ”

As soon as these words came out, the obscene boss gasped.

This man is really here for this matter.

Chen Yu didn't seem to see the lewd boss's gradually flustered expression.

Let's talk about it on my own.

"Although you are a bad person from your head to your feet, I have to say that you are still very talented in cultivation."

"At the age of ten, I began to follow my family to rob tombs for a living, and at the age of thirteen, I picked up a broken book of cultivation exercises from the tomb."

"Relying on the broken and incomplete cultivation method above, it just makes you have a proud skill."

"It's a pity that you're too greedy."

"I already have the ability to surpass ordinary people, but I still don't know how to be satisfied."

"There are dozens of broken and incomplete ancient characters on the last page of the exercises, and it took you years to read and comprehend them."

"After that, I will do it according to the law, in a vain attempt to dissect the corpse into an immortal and achieve immortality."

Every time Chen Yu said a word, the obscene boss's face became nervous.

When he got to the back, the obscene boss was already sweating profusely.

"How do you know that?"

Chen Yu said in too much detail.

So detailed that some of the content is almost forgotten by the obscene boss.

Chen Yu smiled faintly and said, "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Chen Yu, and I am a psychiatrist." ”

"If you're a lot online, you've probably heard my name."

"You are that strange man Chen Yu?!"

The obscene boss was shocked again in his heart.

Although he doesn't watch live broadcasts, he is no stranger to Chen Yu's name.

It's right next to the school, and he's in the student business.

From time to time, you can hear elementary school students talking about an online anchor named Chen Yu.

said that this person is the reincarnation of a god, and there is nothing in the world that he does not know.

The lewd boss scoffed at this.

I guess it should be some kind of mystical magician.

Pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, he fools the ignorant people with the method of divination.

never expected that one day Chen Yu would appear in front of him.

"Strange people can't talk about it, they are ordinary psychiatrists."

"Is there a problem with a psychiatrist who sees through the hearts of others?"

Chen Yu asked rhetorically.

The lewd boss frowned a few times and said, "Fellow Daoist, you ......"

"Stop."

Chen Yu interrupted the obscene boss.

"I said, I'm a psychiatrist, not a fellow Taoist."

Chen Yu corrected.

The obscene boss called MMP.

This person is not sick.

While talking about the secrets of Xuanmen, he told people that he was a psychiatrist, not a Xuanmen warlock.

There's a hole in your brain!

It's all a thousand-year-old fox, and they are pretending to talk about fasting.

"Dr. Chen, what did you come to me for?"

The obscene boss asked the biggest puzzle in his heart.

If the other party is looking for trouble, you should do it as soon as you meet.

It is impossible to say so much.

Don't do it, but expose your own secret past.

It is estimated that there is something to be desired.

"Of course, I'm here to see you."

Chen Yu told the lewd boss in a reasonable tone.

As a doctor, you should have compassion.

Seeing that the obscene boss was seriously ill, he naturally wanted to come over to help.

Hearing this, the obscene boss was completely speechless.

If it weren't for the previous words.

He assured that Chen Yu had been turned into a corpse.

"The cause of your illness comes from the last few dozen words of that exercise."

"And the disease has become completely out of control, from another ancient tomb."

Chen Yu is like a roundworm in the stomach of the obscene boss.

Tell the story of what he has experienced in his life, word for word.

Dozens of broken ancient texts written on the last page of the exercise roughly describe how a practitioner transcends himself and becomes an immortal.

Due to the mutilation of many words, the obscene boss has always been unable to do so.

After thinking about it, he had an idea.

Grave robbing continues.

Specializes in stealing the tombs of those who practice.

You may be able to find some relevant accounts in it.

The hard work paid off, and he stole more than a dozen tombs of cultivators in a row.

He saw several murals.

The scene depicted above coincides with what is recorded in the exercises.

The pictures and texts are complete, and the obscene boss thinks he has everything.

A series of killings began.

The lewd boss said in a deep tone: "Dr. Chen really knows the reason for my repeated failures. ”

"Of course."

Chen Yu smiled.

"There are many records of autopsies becoming immortals in Xuanmen, and you have no doubt about it."

The so-called autopsy into an immortal refers to the cultivation to a certain extent.

The merits of the practitioner are complete, and the day is soaring.

And to get there.

It is necessary for those who cultivate the Tao to consolidate the essence of the body.

At the same time, do more good deeds and accumulate merit.

Finally, it reaches the realm of unity between heaven and man.

The lewd boss nodded.

Chen Yu was right.

It's easy to say, but throughout history, there are a few people who can do it.

In ancient times, when the aura was quite abundant, there were only a handful of predecessors who could soar in the daytime, and the corpses were dissected into immortals.

In the modern age, when the aura is getting thinner.

Even if you do good deeds for a lifetime, you can spend your whole life practicing the exercises.

In the end, it will only turn into a pile of dry bones, and the flesh will dissipate between heaven and earth.

The obscene boss is unwilling to be annihilated like this.

He wants to become an immortal, and he wants to become immortal!

"You drew a scoop according to the gourd, and according to the content of the exercises, you found five evildoers."

"Then, according to the description on the fresco, you killed the wicked in the same way that the Five Prisons punished the wicked."

"When you have done this, you put them into the pit as described in the last mural, and open the altar to break the hell."

"Trying to send the five Celebrity to Hell in order to obtain the exercises that can ascend."

"Unexpectedly, after you have done this, instead of gaining any merit yourself, you will be haunted by these five evil spirits."

"It took a lot of effort for you to beat the five evil spirits to pieces."

Chen Yu looked at the obscene boss whose face changed color.

The lewd boss looked at himself without blinking.

It's as if I'm fascinated.

"You believe you can't be wrong, there must be something wrong with one step."

"For this reason, you keep looking for evildoers, and you keep killing them."

"Over the years, you've killed hundreds of people."

"The so-called experiments all ended in failure."

"Do you know why you can't make it?"

Chen Yu asked.

"Why?"

The lewd boss said with an urgent expression.

"Because you're sick."

Chen Yu said seriously.

The obscene boss was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

"I'm not kidding you, your failure is directly related to your condition."

Chen Yu said lightly: "You have a very serious hypochondriasis. ”

(End of chapter)