Chapter 227: You Are an Animal

Zhou Le had already gotten into the car, sat in the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and when the paparazzi got into the car, he also asked: "Do you need to navigate?" ”

The paparazzi looked unhappy: "Stay north~ The car I rented roared ~ It comes with navigation software!" ”

Zhou Le: "Advanced~ My Lamborghini doesn't have a navigation system, and the newly bought Bentley doesn't have it, do you say it's outrageous?" Also luxury cars! There is no sense of technology at all......"

The paparazzi said angrily: "I opened the window, how can I return the car with the smell of barbecue?" ”

Zhou Le opened a crack in the car window, which was too cold: "Eh! Dude, let's just say...... Are my photos the most expensive on the Treasure Island? ”

The paparazzi started the car: "That's not it, the most expensive is Han Lu, because he doesn't have a scandal, if you can shoot a little lace news or something, it will be very valuable." You're different, you're all in lace news, and today I photographed Ling and Gunaliza going to the gym together, but what's the use? Without real evidence, it can't be sold too expensive. ”

Indeed, the photos of Zhou Le and Gu Na Liza are no longer valuable, let alone can't be counted, even the selfies they posted themselves can't be counted, two days ago, Gu Na Liza posted a bunch of photos of her and Zhou Le in Weibo.

After the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, Gu Nalizha will not be poisonous, and the more high-profile she is, the more netizens believe in their innocence.

Zhou Le was curious: "Then why don't you go to shoot Han Lu?" ”

"I went, I took a shot for half a year, and he either looked at the watch or the dog looked at the pet......"

"Huh? He also has pets? ”

"There are cats and dogs! I often take the dog to shear and take a bath with Guan Tongtong, otherwise I go to eat stew with Guan Tongtong, and then read comics, this person is really super boring! I've been with him for half a year, and I'm losing blood! Later, he told me that he had no money to shoot him, let me shoot you. He said that you have more scandals and are more popular than him, so of course I will come, eh, I also want to make money for the New Year~"

"Brother Deer...... It's still very discerning, what's your last name, brother? Add a friend. ”

"You can just call me a paparazzi."

"Okay dog."

"Huh??"

The car started, and the paparazzi hurriedly pulled over again, and took out his mobile phone in disbelief to connect with Zhou Lejia's WeChat friends.

Neurotic, right?

I'm a paparazzi, he's a top superstar and actually friends with me?

He's not got a good brain, right?

I'm here to take a video and take a photo to break the news about him, although Guna Liza is boring, and Di Reliba is also clear with him, but, everyone in the circle says that you have a lot of fun at a young age, aren't you afraid that I will really shoot something?

Plus friends, you are the biggest insult to me, you not only insult my strength but also insult my profession!

Day 2......

An even greater insult came.

Knock knock knock~~

In the car, the paparazzi was awakened by the sound of knocking on the window, he didn't have the money to live in a five-star hotel, but he had a little magic to sneak into the hotel parking lot. The car he rented was parked not far from a few cars in Zhou Le's studio, and he slept in the car.

The handsome guy with a smile on his face drove outside the car, and the paparazzi were stunned: "You ...... Do? ”

Zhou Le held a plastic bag: "Buns!" And soy milk. ”

Then, Zhou Le naturally sat in the passenger seat to eat tea eggs, and gave the paparazzi Amway xiaolongbao: "This is Luzhou xiaolongbao, do you know?" It is the special food of ZZ City, Xichuan Province, which is super delicious! I can eat three cages at a time! ”

Others are still weird~

The paparazzi bit one, well, it's so fragrant: "General!" I don't really like mainland food, I like Stay Bay beef noodles. ”

Zhou Le: "Then we have a fate!" You stay in the bay beef noodles, it is a delicacy brought by Zhang Daqian, in fact, it is our Han'an beef noodles, Master Zhang, my fellow countryman! I also like to eat beef noodles, but unfortunately I can't eat them when I go out of the southeast of Sichuan...... Well, take me to Xinhua Bookstore. ”

Paparazzi: "......"

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

The paparazzi were directly stunned, and it took a long time to come back to their senses: "Brother, I actually ...... I'm here to take a sneak peek at you. ”

Zhou Le took a bite of a bun: "Ang~ I know!" But I haven't got my driver's license yet, I can't drive, I'm going to go to the bookstore and buy some electronic music books, isn't this going to be a competition? So, if I go, do you have to follow along? ”

The paparazzi nodded: "That's right!" As long as you don't lose it, I will always follow you. ”

Zhou Le: "Then take a look!" I let people drive, and you have to follow me. Why don't you just drive me there, my assistants are still sleeping. I go to my library, and you follow your subject, it's not ...... Is it energy saving and emission reduction? ”

The paparazzi thought about it, but it is indeed energy conservation and emission reduction, and it will not be lost.

The car drove out for more than ten minutes, and the paparazzi swallowed a bun, and Zhou Le gave him soy milk to make him smooth.

Paparazzi: "Thank you! Isn't it...... I've never been so passive with a star! ”

Zhou Le: "Na~ You see it now!" ”

"Aren't you afraid of the paparazzi?"

"It's ...... I'm not afraid.,I'm not afraid of those P pictures in China who spread rumors.,What am I afraid of when you look at pictures and talk? ”

"But we'll use the topic to make things up!"

"The content you make up is definitely not as wonderful as my real life."

"Oh??"

"You can't imagine my happiness......"

"With whom?"

"Forty speed limit, slow down, huh? Do you drive if you have a domestic driver's license? ”

"I took a driver's license for secretly photographing celebrities, for the sake of life, who makes the current Dumb Bay stars not angry~"

"You don't care who I'm with, in short, I suggest you download Douyin and TikTok, upload the secretly filmed video of me to it, keep it richer than you sell junk magazines, and I'll interact with you when the time comes."

"Huh? Are you sure? Can Douyin make money? ”

"You can try."

After a while, when he arrived at the bookstore, Zhou Le sneaked into the bookstore, wearing a cap and a mask to go to the music book area to select books, while the paparazzi blatantly held the camera and followed the face shooting.

To be reasonable, this paparazzi is really not qualified to say that Zhou Le is wonderful, he himself is strange enough, he can get out of the car to catch up with fans, and say that they are blocking the camera, do you dare to believe it?

Of course, Zhou Le is even more outrageous, using the paparazzi as a full-time driver, and the paparazzi is also the first time to encounter it.

This made him feel calm for a long time......

Is he humiliating me?

No, no, he even brought me Luzhou xiaolongbao.

Five days later!

The paparazzi returned to Duwan with a haggard heart, and then was arrested for an interview variety show, because his filming of Zhou Le became popular on the Internet and he has become a celebrity.

The paparazzi are in a complicated mood and have a lot of thoughts.

When asked what kind of person Zhou Le was, he thought about it for a while, stopped talking for a long time, and said, "I...... Not sure he's alone~"

Cai Kangyong: "Huh? Is he perverted? What did Zhou Le do to you? ”

Xu Qiandi was even more exaggerated: "He slept with you? ”

The paparazzi immediately roared: "There have never been people riding horses, and I have never seen Ma Qiren!" Don't talk nonsense~"

Cai Kangyong's face suddenly became ugly, this is what Huang Bo said at the beginning, whoever rides a horse and Ma Qiren is aimed at him, and he is humiliated in person.

Because the boyfriend of a male host is called Ma Qiren.

However, the Dumb Bay variety show industry has always been very fun, so he can't say anything.

Xu Qiandi was still very energetic: "So, what did Zhou Le do to you?" He is so popular, and there are so many beautiful celebrities around, my sister wants to go to the mainland to do a show and meet him by chance~ He shouldn't be interested in you, right? ”

Paparazzi: "I first followed Han Lu for half a year, and it was really boring to the point of exploding!" Except for the last time he was photographed inviting Deng Chao, Chen He, Zhou Le, and Fan Shuangshuang to drink in the mansion, he didn't gain anything. Later, Han Lu suggested that I go to follow Zhou Le, and he said that Zhou Le was interesting. Then I went, and on the first day, he photographed him after the concert and personally sent Di Relipa back......

Xu Qiandi: "Then this is a big melon!" Does Zhou Le particularly like beauties in the Western Regions? ”

Paparazzi: "Yes! In the morning, he and Gunariza were photographed going to the gymnasium for rehearsals together, and in the evening, he was photographed sending Di Reliba back, but they were all friends. ”

Xu Qiandi: "How is that possible?" The two of them are so beautiful, if I were a man, of course I would rush at them! Moreover, a tall, strong and invincible and handsome male star like Zhou Le, if I meet him, I won't be able to move my legs~"

Cai Kangyong complained: "Can't open your legs? I said you'd split on the spot! Can't close it, you! ”

Xu Qiandi laughed and fantasized for a while, as if it was eh.

Paparazzi: "I don't know about Gunaliza, but, Di Reliba and he talked and laughed all the way, but there was no intimate contact, and what was even more amazing was the roar~ The two of them roared directly at the barbecue restaurant at the entrance of the play, sat and ate barbecue, and the most important thing was to roar~ He also invited me to eat barbecue. Do you understand? I was originally secretly shooting, but it became a bright shooting! ”

Xu Qiandi: "That's too funny, isn't it?" Does he know that you are a paparazzi, and he didn't murder you? ”

The paparazzi are already completely convinced: "No! He also asked me to drive him back to the hotel. ”

Xu Qiandi was shocked: "Watt? He's got something wrong with his brain, right? Get a paparazzi to take him back to the hotel? I usually want to hit you when I see you. ”

Indeed, this paparazzi is slightly famous in Stay Bay, and he has followed Xu Qiandi, and he has a lot of black material about her.

Cai Kangyong was also angry, and became curious: "You secretly photographed him, and he invited you to eat barbecue and take your car?" ”

Paparazzi: "That's right! Early the next morning, he bought it early and asked me to drive him to the bookstore, to the north~ I didn't wake up, he asked me to be the driver. The key is that he really bought books when he went to the bookstore, I took videos and photos, and the magazine didn't want it at all! I'm going crazy! I haven't had any income for more than half a year! Later, he asked me to be a Douyin and TikTok blogger, and I tried putting videos and photos on it......"

Xu Qiandi smiled: "And then you are red?!" ”

The paparazzi looked dazed: "I don't even know why?" Why? I didn't shoot anything, why do so many people come to watch my videos......"

Cai Kangyong: "And then? ”

The paparazzi recalled bitterly: "On the first day after the concert at Shanghai Station, he asked me to drive him to the library, go back to the hotel for dinner at noon, and drive him to the beach to swim in the afternoon. It's just that he didn't go into the water after he went to the beach, and I held up my camera, and he said he was afraid of sharks......"

"Hahaha......"

The ratings of this issue of "Kang Qian is Coming" are particularly high, because of Zhou Le, although it is only an indirect Zhou Le, but this is also a return to the light before it was suspended.

used Zhou Le's popularity to renew its life.

Xu Qiandi suddenly became very interested: "What is he afraid of sharks doing at the beach?" Picking up trash? ”

The paparazzi said: "He lost the barbecue, and it didn't take long for Fan Shuangshuang to come, and he brought a group of people from his studio...... Forget it, the next day, he went to Xiamen, and asked me to drive him around, and said that I would have the opportunity to take more videos and photos of him, and finally gave me 800 yuan for fuel. ”

"Is that enough?"

"It's not enough, it's he who asked me to use Douyin live broadcast to share with netizens how to track Zhou Le, and I have been popular in the mainland since that issue......"

"Uh......"

"The scariest thing is not this, it is the concert of Xiamen Station! On the third day, his summer gate concert opened, and I bought tickets to enter it in order to shoot professionally, but all the female guests who attended that day were there. Yang Mi uh...... Zhao Liying, Tang Yan, and An Yuexi are all actresses that Zhou Le has worked with. By the way, a wave of "Flower Thousand Bone" TV series is promoted, which is the male protagonist played by the takeaway king Huo Huajian. And Fan Shuangshuang was not there at that stop, she was in Shanghai to deal with the cooperation negotiations between Zhou Le and "The King of Electronic Music", I thought to myself, with so many beauties, something must happen, right? ”

"Did that happen?"

"It happened! Of course it happened! He...... It's Zhou Le, who took four beauties to eat seafood supper at midnight, I thought to myself, isn't this a group show? Take a picture and make headlines! Results ......"

Cai Kangyong: "What happened to the result?" ”

Paparazzi: "As a result, he took the four female artists after supper and played mahjong all night!" I'm! Nishikawa mahjong is so bloody that it's called ...... Fight to the end! ”

Xu Qiandi: "That's because he knows you're filming him." ”

Paparazzi: "Yes, I know, he's wary." However, after they finished playing mahjong, I asked them to drive them back to the hotel, which ...... Is it polite? It's almost dawn and I'm tired. ”

Both hosts were silent, that thing really wasn't a thing.

"Then I came back from Xiamen, it's close, I want to make money with Han Lu for half a year, and I want to think about my mother for five days with Zhou Le......."

The audience laughed like crazy.

The paparazzi took out his mobile phone and showed: "Look at it, he also sent me a WeChat message, asking me why I didn't go to Guangdong, he wants to go to Hong Kong to buy a watch without a driver, you say, ah?" Tell me, is this still human? ”

Whether Zhou Le is human or not, it is all adapted to local conditions.

Anyway, it must be barely possible to be a person outside, but behind closed doors in a hotel suite, it is definitely not a person, and the paparazzi can't photograph the story inside the suite.

Zhou Le has no fear, he has seen a lot of paparazzi or something, but there are not many who are willing to drive him to play.

So...... I miss Brother Dog very much.

As for what to photograph, Zhou Le is not afraid anyway, there is a cola sister who has learned FBI investigation techniques, and there must be no candid photography equipment in the hotel room, so no matter how the paparazzi shoot, they can't shoot tricks.

As long as you can't shoot my uncensored video, I can be hard to the end, not only Gu Nali is hard, Zhou Le's mouth is also very hard, and Fan Shuangshuang is not bad.

When asked by a reporter why Gu Naliza followed the concert at Shanghai Station, Fan Shuangshuang's attitude was very calm, saying, is it okay for her to come to me to consult about medical beauty? Her company suggested that she fine-tune, and I said there was nothing wrong with letting her be herself, right? She is so beautiful, doing medical beauty is disfiguring!

When asked why Zhou Le wanted to send Di Reliba back to school alone, Fan Shuangshuang said, where will she go if she doesn't go back to school? Zhou Le sent her back is a gentleman's demeanor, if you don't send her back, you don't know what to write.

Zhou Le's solo tour has been full of problems, of course, the most of which are his own problems.

For example, if he tossed Gu Na Lizha so much that he couldn't get out of bed in the hotel, and was called and scolded by Liza's agent, he could only go to the paparazzi to take him to the beach to play, so what could he do? Lizha has a notice next, you can't bully to death.

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at Yuezhou Station.

Tianhe Stadium is crowded with people and mountains shouting tsunami, yes, the venue has changed again, haha!

From Shanghai Station, there was a mysterious force stirring up Zhou Le's concert, and everything was normal in Xiamen, but when he arrived in Guangdong, some strange things happened, and Zhou Le had to change the concert venue and choose a ...... Bigger.

Earn more than 10 million with tears......

Of course, Zhou Le knew that someone was fixing him, but after so long, he didn't see any effect, so he could only say that they were really not very good at fixing people.

It's not that Zhou Le is too arrogant and arrogant, it's really that Douyin is now better than Wei Bo, and the water army is still twittering on Wei Bo, but netizens don't watch Wei Bo anymore, how happy is it to brush Douyin?

Moreover, after a few days of getting along, Zhou Le also found out that the paparazzi in Duwan was not invited by the person who hacked him, and he was much more relaxed.

Only Yang Mi, who was once again released by Zhou Le, was in pain.

Before coming to Zhou Le Xiamen Station as a guest, Zhou Le's promise to Yang Mi was...... I'll fight you to the end, and I'll make you cry all the time!

Then, Yang Mi came.

Then she really cried, Zhou Le not only invited her dead best friend Tang Yan, but also invited her competitor Zhao Liying and her "daughter" Tangbao, and fought mahjong all night to the end, Sister Mi was crying, you just fought with me to the end?

Or else?

Zhou Le doesn't care what Yang Mi thinks, anyway, I just won't sleep with you.

That day, Yang Mi said to Zhou Le before leaving: "You are one of the most ruthless men I have ever seen...... I hope one day you don't beg to come to me, otherwise, huh! ”

My boss Yang finally found time to support your concert, but you took us to play mahjong all night?

Zhou Le ignored her and gave Tang Yan a valuable piece of jewelry, which was given to her by Sister Shuang.

Yang Mi was extremely unbalanced, and pulled Zhou Le to ask: "Why did you hold a concert in Yuezhou, and Di Reliba went shopping in Yinggang?" Moreover, the hotel she settled in is still in Yuezhou City...... Do you guys have any troubles? ”

Zhou Le is serious: "Your artist, you ask me?" ”

Yang Mi gritted his teeth and said, "Anyway! You are not allowed to have an affair with Liba. ”

"Are you afraid of affecting your VAM agreement?"

"I'm doing this for her good!"

"She doesn't need you to be good for her, Sister Mi, you've gone crazy now, take a good rest."

"I don't care, you have to get the secret escape anyway, or ...... Otherwise, I'll ban Digeriba! ”

Zhou Le has no interest in Yang Mi at all, because he already has too many beautiful pets, and all of them are well-behaved and lovely, he doesn't like Yang Mi to be such a backbone, and he doesn't want to be used.

After Xiamen disliked Yang Mi, the free paparazzi driver ran away, and Zhou Le got excited again.

Actually, does Zhou Le not know if anyone is secretly filming himself?

Coke is professionally trained!

After the concert in Yuezhou, the guests had already withdrawn, Zhou Le took off his makeup and changed his clothes and returned to the hotel suite, and couldn't help laughing when he saw Coke and Di Reliba turning the red rope.

"You can play such an ancient game?"

Sister Cola smiled: "You don't know yet, right? Mr. Zhou, it turns out that Sister Liba never played the game of turning the red rope when she was a child, and they don't play this over there. ”

Di Reliba said shyly, "We...... We played with jumping goats, dead spinning tops and white stone blue stone ......"

Fan Shuangshuang didn't come with her today, so Di Reliba dared to return to Guangdong from Yinggang and bravely came to Zhou Le's suite to wait for him.

Coke is also a good person, and he accompanied Di Reliba for a long time to finish a small game, and when Zhou Le came back, he suddenly stood up and said, "I still have work to report to Sister Shuang, so I'll leave first, do you need me to help buy breakfast tomorrow morning?" ”

Direliba blushed with shame and shamelessly ran to meet the man, and it was too much for people to buy breakfast.

Zhou Le said: "Don't be poor, can you get up?" ”

Coke: "......"

Sister Cola, she loves to sleep lazily, she basically doesn't get up until eleven or twelve o'clock every day, expecting her to starve to death if she buys breakfast, so she is just so polite, well, maybe she deliberately stimulates Di Reliba.

Coke slipped away.

Zhou Le closed the door, locked it, and then leaned over and continued to turn over the red rope with Di Reliba: "Sister, did you buy some when you went to Yinggang?" ”

Di Reliba's brain buzzed: "Uh......"

How do you make it up?

Obviously I didn't buy anything, I just thought about the tryst with Zhou Le at night, how could I be in the mood to shop?

The colleagues in the company bought a lot of things, but Di Reliba didn't pay attention to it, so naturally there was nothing to say.

I still remember that three days ago in Xiamen, Boss Yang Mi was disgusted by Zhou Le again, and Di Reliba was even more ashamed.

He's so annoying~

I had to fly over and sleep with him......

Now, Di Reliba no longer deceives herself, she and Zhou Le are in love with each other and attract each other, putting aside the fact that Zhou Le has a girlfriend and female companion, he and Liba are also in love, and they really can't hold it anymore.

The bomb will explode if it is held for a long time, and the woman can spray it after holding it for a long time.

But taking the initiative to come to the hotel and wait to be lucky, which made Di Reliba feel embarrassed, no matter how I say that I am also a well-known female artist, you can't take the initiative?

He doesn't!

Zhou Le didn't send a WeChat message to Di Reliba today, just rehearsing and holding a concert in Tianhe Gymnasium, Di Reliba didn't dare to send a WeChat message to disturb him, after all, his concert was a big deal.

So, when Coke left, there was silence in the room.

The two turned over the red rope, but the atmosphere was slightly awkward.

But......

【Dihua +1%】

Earlier at Shanghai Station, Zhou Le increased his Dihua degree by 6% through "Learning to Meow" and sending him back to school, and now Di Reliba's Dihua degree has come to an amazing ......

【Dihua degree:61%】

Ahead of Gunaliza, he came from behind.

Zhou Le is really inappropriate, while turning the red rope with high difficulty to embarrass Di Reliba, while chewing gum and mocking her: "Marzaha is better than you can flip, are you bad at math?" This red rope is three-dimensional geometry, and you can't learn it well when you look at it......"

Di Reliba's face was full of shame: "You are an animal! ”

Zhou Le: "......"

Just confused, okay?

He had guessed all kinds of curses before Di Reliba's blood, but he didn't expect it to be so direct, who taught it?

Di Reliba also felt too much, and said shyly: "Don't be angry, I just ...... It's just angry and wants to scold you, you deserve to be scolded......"

Zhou Le smiled: "Sister, you are so beautiful!" It's beautiful. ”

Di Relipa pouted: "Hmph! ”

Zhou Le: "Are you tired?" Let's go take a bath~"

Di Reliba: "......"

【Dihua +1%】

Xiao Meiba is full of shame, she really likes Zhou Le, and compared with Fan Shuangshuang, she is not much better, of course, she is very modest not to compare with Sister Shuang, but her care and meticulousness for Zhou Le are obvious to all, so she feels that Zhou Le should not be so frivolous with her, at least, it is not suitable~

And then~

Zhou Le's bathing technique made her feel appropriate, he really ...... It's so gentle~

(End of chapter)