Seeing Zhou Le leave with the staff, Sa Beiyu smiled, but he didn't expect Zhou Le to be cheated by me sometimes.

It turned out that wearing makeup and singing Peking Opera on stage was a drama prepared by the program team for Sa Beiyu, and he couldn't get rid of it, it happened that Zhou Le came today, so Sa Beiyu went to fool around with the program team, Zhou Le is not more interesting than me on stage? He is so popular, he is still Fan Shuangshuang's boyfriend, and he has had a holiday with Zhou Yibo, a big gimmick.

The program team originally just had the attitude of giving it a try, but they didn't expect Zhou Le to agree.

It's a surprise, and white prostitution makes people happy.

At this time, the children on the stage had already performed almost completely, and Sa Beiyu took the microphone to the stage, ready to finish.

And Fan Shuangshuang was still holding the child on the stage and didn't let go, looking left and right.

Sa Beiyu smiled and said, "Frost, is the child cute?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "It's so cute! Super invincible and cute! ”

As he spoke, he pinched the little boy's face.

Sa Beiyu: "If you like children, then ...... I have a friend. ”

Fan Shuangshuang immediately gave him a blank look: "Just how many friends you have ...... fox and dog."

Cai Qingguo continued: "Xiaosa, your friend's surname is Zhou, right?" ”

"Hahahaha......"

The audience laughed, who still doesn't know what happened to Fan Shuangshuang and Zhou Le? At first, everyone thought they were extremely inappropriate, but after being vomited by their dog food, they got used to it.

Sa Beiyu was angry: "My friend, he can do some magical magic. ”

Zhou Yibo didn't match at all, he hated Zhou Le very much.

Cai Qingguo likes to gossip: "What magic? Nothing? ”

Sa Beiyu: "A big change of life!" ”

"Hahahaha......"

The scene was jubilant.

Fan Shuangshuang finally let go of the little boy, got up and stepped on the hating sky to return to the mentor's seat, and said in her mouth: "What nonsense? In front of children. ”

Sa Beiyu was just driving a car, and immediately pulled the topic back: "Isn't this someone's mother nervous in the background?" If you want to take the child home, I'll help you come up with an idea. Look you like him so much, this lamp has it, right? ”

Boom!

Fan Shuangshuang pressed the light as soon as she returned to her seat: "Of course!" He's too smart to deserve to advance. ”

Cai Qingguo also pressed the light, the children were promoted, and the show continued.

The next two shows are blindfolded flying knives and finger dances, this show is very similar to the talent show, the main focus is a miscellaneous, however, these two shows are not enough to get the promotion place.

Sa Beiyu continued to host with a smile: "The next contestant invited is a Peking Opera lover. ”

Cai Qingguo was very popular: "Oh yo ~ great and great......"

Sa Beiyu: "But he can't sing Peking Opera, so let's perform "Serving the Country with Loyalty" for everyone first." ”

The three judges and the audience applauded politely, saying that this song was chosen too early.

Sa Beiyu gritted his teeth, held back a smile and said, "Please invite the next player!" ”

The contestants did not appear on the stage, but the accompaniment of the song sounded.

Then, a tall man wearing a suit of armor painted with a big face of Peking Opera rose from the lifting platform of the stage:

The wolf smoke rises and the country looks north

The dragon flag rolled the horse, and the sword qi was like frost

Zhou Yibo: "How did he sing so earthy?" ”

Cai Qingguo said: "I have an accent, but to be honest, I sing very well, and my basic skills are very solid......"

Zhou Yibo mocked: "A smell of Ludong's big ballast!" ”

Fan Shuangshuang immediately quit: "I recruited you to provoke you?" The hometown of Confucius and Mencius in Qilu's hometown, it is your turn to say irresponsible things? ”

Zhou Yibo laughed: "I mean he is ......"

"You're talented!"

Fan Shuangshuang raised her eyebrows, looking at the man singing on the stage, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but hook.

Small!

I know you when you turn to ashes!

In fact, Zhou Le's makeup has been thick enough, and he also pulled the corners of his eyes, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is disguised, plus he deliberately changed his timbre to bring Lu Dongfang dialect, which was very deceptive, and the two judges and the audience at the scene did not recognize it.

But Fan Shuangshuang recognized his figure and hands at a glance, it was too familiar.

She really didn't understand, why did Zhou Le appear on the stage, was he so idle that he came to work?

Zhou Yibo was still looking for himself to go down the stairs: "Frost is really protecting his fellow countryman......"

Fan Shuangshuang didn't pay attention to him, just watched the performance with a strange expression.

At the entrance of the passage, Sa Beiyu secretly looked at Fan Shuangshuang's expression, and knew that he was exposed, and he knew that he would make a Sichuan drama change his face, and that thing was tightly covered, and he didn't know that Fan Shuangshuang didn't recognize Zhou Le from his face.

Zhou Le also sang a Peking Opera in the interlude of "Serving the Country with Loyalty", which is also presentable.

The horseshoe goes south and people look north

People look north at the grass and yellow dust

I am willing to defend the territory and reopen the territory

The dignified China wants the Quartet to congratulate them

After singing a song, Zhou Le bowed to the audience three times very politely, and the performance was an honest confession: "Thank you!" Thank you all for listening to me sing! ”

Monday: "Puff hey hey hey......"

Unbridled ridicule.

Fan Shuangshuang glanced at him and said to the stage: "Hello! Introduce yourself. ”

Zhou Le scratched his helmet: "My name is Zhen Yingjun, I am twenty years old this year, unmarried, and I live in ......."

Monday Yibo complained: "This name is obtained, and it is crazy!" ”

Zhou Le: "What's wrong?" Violate the law? ”

Monday: "......"

【Negative Energy +51】

Fan Shuangshuang's expression changed rapidly, and she smiled crookedly: "Don't pay attention to him, you continue." ”

Zhou Le continued to pretend: "They said that I sang well, and they wanted to take me to TV, this momentary effort...... Just on TV? ”

Monday said: "You will definitely go on!" After all, in such a high-end and high-grade program as ours, there has never been such a local performance as yours, the show effect is very good, and the guy is great~ What do you do? ”

Zhou Le: "I'm a ...... engaged in electric welding"

Monday: "Poof......"

Fan Shuangshuang licked a wave: "Electric welding is good!" There is no shame in relying on craftsmanship to eat for technical work. ”

Cai Qingguo said: "Young man, ......"

Zhou Le: "You can call me handsome." ”

Cai Qingguo was a little uncomfortable: "Handsome...... You're good at singing, it's really good, have you learned it before? ”

Zhou Le picked the armor on his waist: "Do you still need to learn to sing?" ”

Cai Qingguo: "......"

【Negative Energy +66】

Fan Shuangshuang covered her mouth and snickered, this sentence you exposed, typical Zhou Yiyi style.

Zhou Le: "Teacher, have you studied?" What school did you go to? ”

Cai Qingguo: "My Chinese drama, uh......"

Zhou Le: "I know the Chinese opera!" I know that Tang Yan is a shame in Chinese opera, and I saw it on the Internet. ”

Cai Qingguo immediately waved his hand: "Pinch off this section, the shame of the Chinese drama is me." What, what do I want to say? Oh! You are fine except for your accent, have you ever thought about becoming a singer in the future? ”

Zhou Le pretended to be stupid: "Is the singer's salary high?" I still have to save money to marry a daughter-in-law. ”

Cai Qingguo doesn't know the truth, but simply loves talent: "If you sing so well without learning vocal music, and you are not very old, you can try to be a singer." ”

Zhou Le: "However, I just bought a new welding machine......

Cai Qingguo: "I ......"

【Negative Energy +88】

There was a sea of joy at the scene, this person was so stupid.

Zhou Yibo thought that he had an IQ advantage, and began to play maliciously: "Handsome, right? When did you start learning Peking Opera? ”

Zhou Le: "I haven't studied it seriously." ”

"And what have you learned seriously?"

"Welding."

"Oh...... Are you more serious about learning electric welding? You still have a lot of pursuits, so, there are many kinds of Peking Opera in public, and you are ugly at the end of your life, which line do you sing? ”

"I've heard of some old students, Shiro visiting his mother."

"Ahh Will the Empty City Scheme? ”

"That and that...... Haven't heard of it. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, haha! Have you ever heard of the Quanmei case? ”

"I've heard of the Quanmei case."

Cai Qingguo: "Can you have two sentences on the Quanmei case?" ”

Zhou Leyu hesitated: "Uh~"

Zhou Yibo teased: "Can't come!" Will he come...... The directors were shaking their heads at us. ”

Cai Qingguo: "Then do you have any other Peking Opera?" Sing two lines. ”

Zhou Le: "No. ”

Zhou Yibo: "Didn't you say that you have loved Peking Opera since you were a child?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "He said he liked it, but he didn't learn it." ”

Zhou Le: "I didn't get anyone to teach, my family was poor, and I only went to school without pulling a block, and I also went to Peking Opera." ”

Monday: "What pulls?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang explained: "Even I didn't finish school. ”

Next, Zhou Yibo jumped up and down again, really asking this and that like a fool, secretly belittling Zhen Yingjun.

Finally, Zhou Yibo couldn't help but say, "Why do you always scratch yourself?" Didn't take a shower? ”

Zhou Le: "Put on this dress...... Stabbing. ”

Monday: "Huh? ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "It means itchy and uncomfortable." ”

Monday Yibo asked again: "Do you dare to wear this dress to take the subway?" ”

Really take others for fools.

Zhou Le said innocently: "I can't pass the security check." ”

Zhou Yibo smiled: "Do you still know this?" You're going to get caught, right? ”

Zhou Le: "I was killed on the spot." ”

Fan Shuangshuang didn't hold back, and laughed out of a goose call: "Puff goose goose goose ......"

Zhou Le: "The song is to the sky." ”

Good guy, this sentence was received, the audience burst into laughter, Zhou Yibo and Cai Qingguo both slapped the table with laughter, and Sa Beiyu stomped his feet with laughter in the background.

Sister Shuang couldn't stop laughing, wiping her tears, this guy is really messed up......

After the scene recovered a little, Zhou Yibo asked again: "Coming to "Brilliant Chinese" today, you are already brilliant enough, what is your dream?" I mean, in addition to welding, dreams, do you know the meaning of these two words? ”

Zhou Le pretended to be shy and said: "How can ordinary people have any big dreams, I ...... My dream is to be safe and secure. ”

"Ouch~"

"Hahahaha......"

"Goose Goose Goose ......"

Double kill.

Especially on Monday, he stood up and laughed, mocking.

Zhou Le said innocently: "Is there something wrong? When the country and the people are safe, the people will have a good life. ”

Zhou Yibo: "Hahaha~ The truth is right, but you are too imposing!" Then I ask you, have you ever thought about the wind and rain? ”

Zhou Le: "That's thinking about it every day~"

Monday Yibo gestured: "Uh...... Then the country and the people are safe and the wind and rain are smooth, which one do you choose? ”

"The wind and rain are smooth, it depends on God, and the security of the country and the people can rely on all of us."

Zhou Le scolded back.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The audience spontaneously began to applaud, and suddenly it was worth it.

At this moment, Zhou Yibo, who was jumping up and down, was stopped, and he belittled others all the time, but he didn't expect that the clown turned out to be himself in the end.

Zhou Yibo thought about it for a long time and couldn't hold back his words, so he could only keep his mouth shut.

Cai Qingguo proposed to let Zhou Le take off his helmet and take a look: "Yes! Actually, we should have asked him to take off his helmet, you can see his hair is wet. ”

Fan Shuangshuang had an admiring expression: "Actually, he looks quite iconic, his face is very good-looking, and his facial features are also very three-dimensional." ”

Zhou Yibo smiled: "Frost, do you only look at the looks of boys?" Do you like it if you look good? Why is it so superficial? ”

Fan Shuangshuang: "Then what's not?" Am I going to like you like this? ”

Zhou Yibo raised his head confidently: "What's wrong with me like this?" ”

Zhou Le: "Funeral door." ”

Monday: "Huh? What? ”

Fan Shuangshuang was already laughing: "Poof, goose, goose...... He said, "You look unlucky, goose goose goose goose ......"

Monday: "......"

【Negative Energy +99】

Cai Qingguo also felt that this contestant was a little reckless in speaking, and tried not to tell the truth on the stage.

Fan Shuangshuang asked, "So, you don't have any talent to show next, do you?" ”

Zhou Lele: "You have to add money." ”

Fan Shuangshuang didn't hold back, Zhou Le was the man who grew up on her laugh, otherwise she wouldn't have been taken down by him so easily.

Seeing that the situation was almost over, Sa Beiyu came up with the microphone: "Okay! The three judges also asked about the same question, and so far no judges have blown off the lights......"

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Zhou Le: "Poof......"

It's even more ghostly up close.

Zhou Le: "What are you going to do?" ”

Sa Beiyu: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, box, box...... It's so funny. Then, we ask the three judges to make the final decision, whether to turn on the lights or not, according to the rules of the program, more than two lights can be promoted, otherwise they will be eliminated. ”

Fan Shuangshuang looked at Cai Qingguo.

Teacher Cai said: "I really appreciate his singing skills, but ...... This young man's brain is a little abnormal, I don't mean you're stupid, I'm saying you're different. So, after thinking about it, I decided not to turn it on. ”

Sa Beiyu: "Okay! ”

Cai Qingguo said again: "Young man, live a good life after you go back~"

Zhou Yibo: "Do your electric welding well, weld him to the country and the people, and weld him to be smooth." ”

Zhou Le: "Thank you, teacher~"

Boom~

Everyone looked at Fan Shuangshuang, are you all lighting up? Isn't it too limitless? The contestant was stupid and didn't say anything, and he didn't have any talent.

Sa Beiyu couldn't help laughing: "Teacher Fan Shuangshuang, tell me why you turned on the lights." ”

Fan Shuangshuang picked up the microphone, pondered for a while, and said:

"I think he sings super well, and he looks so handsome, Lu Dong speaks well and thieves, I like it very much!"

Zhou Yibo mocked: "This singing skill is also applauded? Besides, which eye do you have to see that he is handsome? ”

Fan Shuangshuang was about to reply, but Sa Beiyu interrupted: "Okay, let's ask two staff members to come up and remove the player's makeup, so that the player can show his face on TV, otherwise, I don't know what he looks like." ”

Cai Qingguo: "Yes, yes, yes......"

Zhou Le turned his back and went, and the two staff members helped him remove his makeup simply.

Sa Beiyu chatted with several judges, and then heard loud exclamations and screams from the side audience.

Zhou Yibo was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang covered her face shyly and looked at the stand from between her fingers: "Mom~ I'm so ashamed......"

Cai Qingguo: "What are you ashamed of when he removes makeup?" ”

Sa Beiyu snickered, turned Zhou Le over, and faced the audience head-on.

The audience screamed.

Some people shouted Zhou Le's name, and some people coaxed Fan Shuangshuang.

Zhou Yibo's face was dark, and he had been doing this thing on the platform for a long time, was it Zhou Le? I said how can I not be scared, I'm so angry!

Cai Qingguo slapped his thigh happily: "Hahaha...... Why are you singing nonsense? Can't you sing it with real strength? ”

Zhou Le: "Then don't you guess it's me?" ”

This performance was even more successful than in "The Masquerade".

Sa Beiyu said: "Let's invite Teacher Fan Shuangshuang again to comment on this contestant's performance." ”

Fan Shuangshuang bit her lower lip and shook her head with a smile, there are really yours!

Zhou Le said extremely shamelessly: "Teacher Fan has worked hard, can I sing well?" ”

Fan Shuangshuang threw half a bottle of water at Zhou Le: "What you say is better than what you sing!" ”

Zhou Le caught the water in one hand, unscrewed it and took a big sip: "Thank you~"

(End of chapter)