"Here we are."

With a happy shout, the luxurious and high-profile eight-lift sedan chair stopped steadily in front of the gate of a three-story western-style building.

With He Weide, who came all the way with the eight sedan chairs, he was extremely excited, and after graduating from college, he worked hard for more than ten years, and finally he could marry the bride home and end the history of single dogs!

At this time, the gongs and drums of the kiss were more cheerful, and the firecrackers crackled, blowing up the heavens and the earth, which was deafening.

The sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers not only means joy and carnival, but also tells the bride's family that the groom's team has arrived at your door.

But that's not right.

He Weide was dizzy for a while, he obviously drove to Zhanggang University to find out his wife to settle accounts, why did he suddenly become a groom official who went to the countryside to pick up relatives?

Anne, who is known as the most beautiful female teacher in Zhanggang, has only been married to herself for a month, and was exposed by a cannon man in the WeChat group, chatting with others and private small videos, she was green, and she has been kept in the dark.

Such a woman, if you don't settle accounts with her, who will settle accounts with her?

Oh, I remember, when I was about to arrive at Zhanggang University, my car was hit head-on by a speeding muck truck on the opposite side.

Could it be that after being hit, he was reborn as another person?

Just when he was inexplicable, there was a soft "cluck" in his head, and it briefly became a blank.

In the next second, all the memories, knowledge, experience, experience, skills, etc. of the two He Weide swarmed in and reintegrated together.

It's like a smartphone that's turned back on and connected to the internet.

The time is no longer 2023, but back to 1992, more than 30 years ago.

He is no longer a project manager of the Zhanggang Provincial Construction Company, but a migrant worker of the Jinling Township Construction Company in Yingjiang County.

is no longer a rich and handsome little brother who is loved by everyone and a traffic star, but a migrant worker with ordinary appearance, low altitude and ordinary figure.

Now he is standing in front of the house of Li Sisi's house in Lijia Village, coming to pick up Li Sisi, the bride, back to Hejia Village, get married, and pass on the ancestry.

The sound of firecrackers gradually stopped, and the members of the band who beat gongs and drums also stopped and began to walk around at will.

Li Sisi's relatives and friends stood in rows at the door of the house.

Densely packed, the empty floor in front of the house is planted into a wall of people, not only the water is impassable, but even the air is difficult to circulate.

Standing at the front was a rural woman in her fifties.

"He Weide, I am Li Sisi's eldest uncle." The woman said to He Weide, "You married Li Sisi, you really have the luck of eighteen lifetimes!" ”

"Sisi is one of the most beautiful women in our ten miles and eight villages."

He Weide recalled the few remaining meetings, although Li Sisi was not enough to be one in a million, but the beauty could be counted, so he nodded quietly.

Only a few people in the pick-up team have seen Li Sisi and think that Li Sisi is indeed good-looking.

Everyone present in Lijiacun nodded one after another, thinking that Li Sisi was beautiful and white-skinned, with a round buttocks and long legs, and her eldest aunt was not exaggerating.

"Li Sisi is going to be picked up by you, when you are your wife, her parents have worked a lot, so if you want to pick her up, you must pass the one in a million pass!"

The people present, who didn't know who it was, suddenly laughed loudly and asked, "Auntie, what is one in a million?" ”

The others followed suit.

The groom went to the bride's house to pick up his relatives, and he was never enough red envelopes, and he was not allowed to pick up the bride.

"One in a million, that is, the groom must take out another 10,000 yuan on the spot to pick up the bride!"

Uncle Li Sisi's words were neat and neat, without a little mud and water.

The scene was suddenly silent, and the needle drop could be heard.

Everyone in the kissing team opened their mouths wide and couldn't close for a long time.

When did the 10,000 yuan gift arise?

Isn't it just a matter of throwing more red envelopes?

Now to pick up the bride, why do you have to increase the amount on the spot, temporarily add items, and ask for a bride price?

What's even more terrifying is that this additional project on the spot is not a few hundred yuan, a thousand yuan, but ten thousand yuan!

What is the concept of 10,000 yuan?

As a national cadre, a primary and secondary school teacher, a month's salary is only forty or fifty yuan.

When a peasant goes out to work for a day, he pays two cents for one yuan, or five cents at most, and he does not eat or drink for a month, and he will pay thirty or fifty yuan.

10,000 yuan, how many years will it take to save enough?

I work every day, I don't eat, drink, wear, or work, and I have to work for at least 20 years.

I went to work every day, didn't eat, didn't drink, didn't wear or didn't wear, and I had to work for at least 15 years.

With 10,000 yuan, it is a famous 10,000 yuan household.

10,000 households, a county can't produce a few a year.

Moreover, this 10,000 yuan household adds up all the income of a year.

After being rated as a 10,000-yuan household, the county will wear red and flowers, hold meetings to commend him, and appear in newspapers and television.

With 10,000 yuan, you can buy a new house in the city.

"He Weide, what should I do?" The matchmaker hurriedly walked to He Weide's side.

"You ask me what to do, and I ask you what is going on!" He Weide asked angrily.

At this time, He Weide, after a short period of fusion, already knew that he was reborn as another He Weide.

"The bride's family temporarily changed the hexagram and had a problem, and on the big day, we couldn't make noise, so we had to find a way to borrow money."

Although the matchmaker was very angry, she had no other choice but to persuade the groom.

Is there still a way to borrow money?

In order to get a wife with him, He Weide's parents had borrowed relatives and friends from the family several times, and seeing their family borrowing money was like seeing a tiger borrowing a pig.

I have just been reborn and I haven't had time to do anything, so where can I borrow money?

Nowadays, it is not easy for rural men to ask for a wife, and since they have come to the step of receiving relatives, no matter how difficult it is, the way is still to think about it, and the procedure is still to get home.

Just because you are born again, you can't ignore it, don't eat the fireworks of the world, and cut off the little thought of other people's inheritance.

He called the other seven people who usually played a good game together to study the way to borrow money, and gave each of them the task of borrowing 1,500 yuan.

"He Weide, you call us to lend you ten yuan and eight yuan, you can also think of a way, you want us to lend you 1,500 yuan each, you might as well call us to rob the bank!"

The seven people shouted one after another, and took out all the money on their bodies and handed it to He Weide.

He Weide looked at the money of one cent, one dime, two corners, five jiao, one yuan, and two yuan, and shook his head helplessly.

He found the eldest aunt and asked, can you not have so much?

"No point is missing!" The eldest aunt replied firmly.

"Can you wait until you get married? If I owe it, I can write an IOU, or an IOU. He Weide said sincerely.

"The amount of money cannot be less! Cash, no white slips, one hand to hand in cash, the other hand to pick up the bride. The eldest aunt said as always, without the slightest concession.

Seeing that it was already one o'clock at noon, and the people in the village were still waiting to see the bride and drink the wedding wine, and he was not allowed to pick up the bride if he had no money, He Weide was furious.

"Call out Li Sisi's parents, I can't get the money out of a million, this marriage, the fucking end is over, return the original 10,000 yuan bride price to me!"