"Boss, how much room do you think this car has for development in the future?"

"Then it depends on the people's money bags, whether the drum is drumming or not, and to what extent the drum is drumming. Just relying on government agencies, enterprises and institutions to buy cars is just a drop in the bucket. ”

The words of the shop owner made He Weide suddenly think of the grand occasion of every family buying a car in his previous life, and he couldn't help but have a strong interest in the automobile industry.

He Weide didn't have much cash with him, and the bank was off work again, so he would only come to transfer the account and pick up the car tomorrow.

Sitting on the taxi back to Huatian, He Weide immediately called Huang Lu's BP machine.

As soon as he entered the gate of Huatian, He Weide's eldest brother rang.

"Hello, I'm He Weide of Life Nuclear Energy Health Products Company, who are you?" He Weide said politely.

"It's Brother De, buy big brother? I'm Huang Lu. Huang Lu heard He Weide's voice and immediately said softly.

"Do you have time? I treat you to dinner. He Weide asked straight to the point.

"You're in Xinsha?" Huang Lu asked with some surprise.

"Yes. I'll book a box and send it to your BP machine. ”

Thirty minutes later, Huang Lu and her sister Huang Tian walked into Huatian's gate hand in hand.

"Sister Lu, Host Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time."

He Weide, who was sitting on the sofa at the front desk waiting for them, immediately got up and shook hands with her to say hello.

"Coming to Xinsha to do something?" Huang Lu asked with concern.

"Buy a car."

"What car?"

"Santana with electric windows."

"With big brother in his hand and Santana on his hip, he is really a big boss." Huang Lu teased.

"It's just some tools, easy to communicate, easy to travel, not enough to worry about, it really makes Sister Lu laugh." He Weide smiled modestly.

Unexpectedly, this little man, who was not optimistic about him at all, really became a boss in less than a year.

Huang Tian glanced at He Weide and thought with some injustice in his heart.

"Tiantian, didn't you keep telling me, when will you be able to see Mr. He, and now that you see him, why don't you say a word?" Huang Lu said loudly deliberately.

He Weide was stunned for a moment, not knowing what Huang Lu meant by this.

Huang Tian was stunned for a moment, and said dissatisfiedly in his heart, when did I tell you that I wanted to see Mr. He?

"After this village, there will be no more shops." Huang Lu attached to her sister's ear and whispered, "Good men are robbed, not waited." ”

"Sister, I don't have any electricity for him, what are you robbing?" Huang Tian replied dissatisfiedly.

"You're still too young, you haven't been beaten by society, and you're still indulging in the dreams of a girl. When you're my age, you'll understand what I'm talking to you today. Huang Lu said helplessly.

"Sister Lu, presided over Huang, this lady is Director Xia Lijiao of the Investment Promotion Bureau of Qingjiang Longfeng Economic Development Zone." Walking into the box, He Weide first introduced to Sister Huang Lu.

"Deputy Director." Xia Lijiao corrected while shaking hands with Huang Lu and Huang Tian.

"The deputy director is also the director." Huang Lu said with a smile, "There is an organ unit that is called the director, and everyone doesn't know how to call the leader." ”

Huang Lu said that there is a bureau where the director's surname is Fu and the deputy director's surname is Zheng. When a subordinate calls the director surnamed Fu, for the sake of taboo, he does not call the surname and directly calls the director. When I called the deputy director surnamed Zheng, I was in trouble.

Calling him Deputy Director Zheng is easy to be misunderstood as the director and deputy director, and the director and deputy director are all him; Don't want his surname Zheng, call him the deputy director, and it's easy to treat him as Director Fu, it's the director surnamed Fu.

Even according to the title of the troops, it is very difficult. Director Fu, as soon as others hear it, they know that it is the deputy director, not the director; Deputy Director Zheng, when others heard it, it also made people mistake him for the deputy director.

Later, a master gave them an idea, only calling the director surnamed Fu as the director, and the deputy director surnamed Zheng as the section chief of Zheng University, parentheses, ranking first as a substantive leading cadre at the deputy department level.

As soon as Huang Lu finished speaking, several people laughed with tears in their eyes.

It's a joke, but it's a fact in the workplace. Position is a kind of right, and that is something that cannot be confused by fishing in troubled waters.

After everyone's laughter was a little quieter, He Weide and Xia Lijiao introduced the Huang Lu sisters.

"Deputy Director Xia," He Weide couldn't help but laugh and shouted, "This beautiful woman who tells jokes is the famous director of the advertising department of Zhanggang TV Station, Huang Lu!" This little fairy is Huang Tian, the famous host of Zhanggang TV. ”

"Deputy Director Xia, Director Huang is the real main person in charge at the department level, I hope you will become a deputy department level cadre as soon as possible." He Weide said to Xia Lijiao.

"The deputy department is in the right place, for us as a county-level city, it is more difficult than climbing to the sky." Xia Lijiao smiled bitterly. "However, Director Huang's title really makes a lot of jokes."

There was an office at the deputy department level, and it happened that the director surnamed Fu was on duty that day, and a newcomer came to report for duty.

When the newcomer knew Fu, he said to Fu: "Hello, Fu! I'm the new Zheng Chu. ”

When Fu Chu heard that it was a righteous place, he asked, "Then ......, what advice do you have?" ”

The newcomer replied: "Fu, I am here to report to you, and I dare not give advice." ”

When Fu Chu heard this, he said a little unhappily: "You are all in the right place, why do you report to my deputy department?!" ”

A few people burst into laughter again.

When He Xiaoyong heard this, he couldn't help but speak: "I'll also tell you a joke about being in the deputy department." ”

One day, a deputy director went to a song and dance hall to sing, and ordered a young lady like a flower to sing and dance, and when she danced to the point of emotion, the deputy director asked the lady: Look at you, who is as beautiful as a flower, should you still be in the department?

When Miss Escort heard such a direct question, she felt very difficult to answer, saying that she was not a place, and she was not married, so she said that she was a place, and the guests who came here, who didn't know what the "escort" did.

So she replied, "Of course I'm a virgin." It's just that because of a moment of playfulness, I didn't do a good job, and I was demoted from the main department level to the deputy department level.

He Weide pointed at He Xiaoyong's nose and smiled so much that he didn't say a word.

Xia Lijiao was accustomed to listening to jokes that were even more out of line and even Chiguoguo in the investment promotion, just glanced at He Weide, and pretended to be the first time to listen to it, shyly smiling.

Huang Lu thought to herself, this joke is actually a joke about men, jokes that men don't have long brains, they don't understand women's affairs at all, and they can't even distinguish black and white from basic common sense.

It's just that I didn't expect that He Weide, a man who can grab money, could laugh like that for such a joke.