A man is a man, you can't be a pseudo-mother, be a real man.

A woman is a woman, you can't be a pseudo-man, you can be a real woman.

Human beings have no third sex, no fourth sex, only perverted and pretentious.

He Weide got up and went to the quality department.

"I always love you, I can't figure it out now, why I always love you as soon as I open my mouth." He Weide and Zuo Ailin were joking.

"Always love me, always love me, you are a coward with a colored heart and no lustful timidity! Since you always love me, love me with your practical actions! ”

Zuo Ailin was called by He Weide a lot, not only was she no longer shy, but every time He Weide called, she would say a few words, see if you dare to love me all the time!

What's more, when you first entered the society, you were still an ordinary employee of a company under Miss Ben.

At that time, Miss Ben was the goddess-like existence you looked up to, and the beacon you fought for.

Don't think that now that I'm an employee under you, I won't dare to joke with you, and I won't dare to fight you!

He Weide stretched out his hands and walked quickly towards her, making a gesture to hug her, so frightened that she ran away without winning.

"What run?! Didn't you say that I was a coward with a lustful heart and no lustful heart? Then I'll lust with you now, see if you dare next time, and say I'm a coward?! He Weide scared her with words.

"As long as you dare to divorce your wife and dare to ask me to be my wife, I will dare to give you sex!" Zuo Ailin stood in the distance and said stubbornly.

"Okay, I'll divorce during the day and remarry at night, isn't it okay?" He Weide laughed.

"I won't tell you, you are the boss, and you always bully me, the old leader! I became more and more disrespectful to this little girl. Zuo Ailin curled her mouth and said a little angrily.

"Are you still a little girl? Look at yourself for yourself, where is not big, where is a little bit, the shape of the little girl? He Weide teased further.

"I'm just big everywhere, so that you can only watch from afar, not up close, and let you daydream every night, and I'm mad at you!" Zuo Ailin suddenly replied arrogantly.

He Weide was stunned, he didn't expect that this honest little girl would become a big girl who dared to joke.

"If I don't look far away, I'm going to see you closer?" He Weide continued to tease her.

"Then I'll run, treat you as a plague god, and run away."

After the two of you came and went for a while, they officially entered the state of work.

It wasn't until he left the quality department that Liang Tian called back.

He Weide looked at the time, and it had been a full two hours.

If there is an emergency, isn't the daylily already cold?

"What are you looking for me?" Liang Tian asked.

"What do you say?" He Weide suddenly wanted to joke with her, so he asked rhetorically: "What do you say will happen to a man looking for a woman?" ”

"A glass of wine releases military power? Xiang Zhuang dancing sword? Liang Tian began to guess.

"That's all about men looking for men." He Weide explained.

"Then, that is, do you want to have an extramarital affair, eat and drink human milk, and raise a mistress?" Liang Tian chuckled.

"Who opened your brain?" He Weide scolded with a smile, "It's either left or right, it's either a good person or a bad person, from one extreme to another." ”

"Then what are you looking for from me?" Liang Tian asked suspiciously.

"Dinner, please." He Weide replied solemnly.

"Is it a single please? Candlelit dinner? Liang Tian asked suddenly.

"Do you know how to buy groceries, do you know how to cook?" He Weide did not answer Liang Tian's question, but asked her if she would buy vegetables and cook.

"I don't buy groceries and cook them, but I can eat them." Liang Tian said without embarrassment at all.

"You're a woman, you can't buy vegetables and cook?" He Weide was taken aback, this was the first time he had heard that women would not buy vegetables and cook.

Could it be that the society that has been inherited for thousands of years is about to become a male protagonist inside and a female protagonist outside?

"You wait, I'll go over and pick you up right away and teach you how to buy vegetables and how to cook." He Weide hung up his mobile phone, took out his car keys, refueled as soon as he hung up the gear, and drove Santana to pick up Liang Tian.

He Weide took Liang Tian to one of the largest farmers' markets in the city and taught her how to choose side dishes and how to choose meat dishes.

"Do you know how to choose dishes and how to bargain with the boss?"

After He Weide chose to buy a dish, he asked Liang Tian, "Do you understand?" ”

If Liang Tian says "I don't understand", he will get He Weide's sentence "Why don't you even understand basic common sense?" Have you always lived in a paradise? ”

After listening too much, Liang Tian simply heard him ask and immediately replied, "Understood, boss." ”

He Weide bought some bitter gourd, green peppers, tofu, tenderloin and some spice ingredients and went back to his home in the Institute of Engineering.

After He Weide washed and cut the vegetables he bought, he called Liang Tian into the kitchen.

"For the sake of your life, if you can't find a man who can cook as a husband, and you won't starve, I will teach you how to cook for free today." He Weide had a look full of concern.

"Do you know that famous quote that Zhang Ailing said? To capture a man's heart, you must first grab the man's stomach. Therefore, cooking is the most basic skill that a woman must have. ”

"It was an agrarian society, a siege era, and now it's an industrial society, a new era of openness, and those traditions are no longer flourishing." Liang Tian replied lukewarmly.

"Industrial societies don't eat? In the new era of opening up, you won't cook, just like tap water, you can eat and eat on your own? He Weide asked rhetorically.

"Then why not? Since water can be made into tap water, why can't meals be made into tap rice and tap food? I believe that this day will come in the near future. Liang Tian said confidently.

He Weide fell silent for a moment.

In his previous life, he had already enjoyed the fruits of tap food and tap food.

Meituan, Ele.me and other rider groups in the city, courier guys, can deliver the meals you order on your mobile phone to the places you point out at any time, and you can eat the meals you want without leaving home.

It's a pity that the current mobile phone is still the era of simulators, the current tertiary industry, and the era of physical stores, and no one delivers them to the door.

Everything must be done by hand, everyone must become an all-round compound talent in life, learn everything, know everything, and be good at everything.

This Liang Tian should be the founder of Alibaba, Meituan, Ele.me and other groups, instead of drawing any drawings and building companies here.

"What you said is not wrong, but in order to realize tap food and tap food, there is still a process, and there is a process of highly developed socialized services. Before the process is over, one cannot live without opening the kitchen. He Weide can only justify himself.