Women don't cooperate, and men don't get along
Xiaoli was invited by He Weide to be a nanny with Yao Huixia, and she buys vegetables, cooks and cleans the house every day.
When the nanny buys vegetables and cooks vegetables every day, and there are always three women in one family, they almost forget that they are married.
In order to live, the two of them had to go out to work after two months of marriage, going their separate ways, without contact, as if they had never been married, and they were really speechless.
Now seeing He Weide and Yao Huixia showing their affection, and suddenly remembering some scenes when they got married, Xiaoli trembled, where can she stand it?
So, Xiaoli silently left the living room and walked into her nanny's room.
"People in the city are really not afraid of ugliness. In front of us, can you say such a thing? Aren't you afraid to pass it on to others? Once it gets out, it's a shame, and I can't hold my head up for the rest of my life! ”
Xiaoying, a nanny in her forties, is in charge of taking care of the children. Hearing the conversation between He Weide and his family, it is not to go, and it is not to go, so he has been sighing in his heart.
This is too incompatible with the tradition of the countryside.
Yao Huixia showed a particularly strong affection, which was a real long-lost super newlywed.
Not only did he add dishes to dinner, but he also opened a bottle of Moutai, not only poured wine with He Weide in person, but also sandwiched dishes with He Weide from time to time.
He Weide almost regarded Yao Huixia as his real wife, if it weren't for the presence of two nannies, he would have to kiss her a few times.
When the small lock of the bedroom door was struck, Yao Huixia pointed to the sofa in the bedroom: "If you turn the sofa down, it will be a bed." Tonight, you'll sleep on it. ”
He Weide only came to his senses at this time, it turned out that all this was a play in front of outsiders.
Maybe he left for too long and forgot all the marriage contracts at that time.
Although it was an out-and-out overlord treaty, it shouldn't have been, not only did I sign it, but I also pressed my fingerprints on it!
Since this is still the case, it is more enjoyable in the mouth.
"Ah, I was going to sleep on the couch. I thought I was going to sleep on you. He Weide laughed.
Yao Huixia ignored him and threw a thin blanket on his couch.
In Zhanggang in October, the weather is more livable than spring, and you can use a thin blanket to cover your stomach.
"And the child took one, what kind of senior name?"
"He Yao Tianyi."
"Providence? Shuntian's meaning? ”
"Nope. Tianyi, the first in the world. ”
"No. 1 in the world? It's a big name, and it's hard to raise. He Weide said to himself.
"Look at those rural parents, when they name their children, they always take what dog protection, cattle protection, pig protection, stone protection, water protection, and pond protection, although the soil has to be slag, but it is expensive to raise." He Weide continued.
He suddenly remembered a case in his previous life that caused a sensation across the country.
There are also similar incidents such as "my dad is the director" and so on.
Although there is no necessary causal connection between the event and the name taken, it is often easy to evoke.
"The child has nothing to do with you, and it's really a dog biting rat and meddling in things." Yao Huixia said a little unhappily.
When He Weide heard this, he immediately changed the topic.
"When is the milk?" He Weide asked naturally.
"Just these two months." Yao Huixia replied casually, but as soon as the words came out, she immediately remembered something, and asked, "What are you asking for?" ”
"If you have milk, it means that the lactation period is coming to an end." He Weide said lukewarmly, "It means that the marriage contract between us will enter the museum of history step by step." ”
"You're in such a hurry to break off your engagement with me?" Yao Huixia said dissatisfiedly.
Yao Huixia thought to herself, I proposed to sign the marriage contract, and if I want to dissolve the marriage contract, I will propose to dissolve the marriage contract first, not you first.
"This is what was originally agreed." He Weide still said calmly, "We are all honest and trustworthy people, and we abide by the credit of the signed marriage contract, and there is no question of urgency and non-urgency." ”
"Do you need me to send you a certificate of 'honesty and trustworthiness'?" Yao Huixia suddenly laughed.
"Honesty and trustworthiness are my bottom line. If you want to send me a certificate of 'honesty and trustworthiness', I will be very happy." He Weide replied, "Do you know why I didn't develop in Yingjiang County, but went to Qingjiang City to develop?" ”
"To escape your sacred duty as a husband and father." Yao Huixia replied solemnly.
He Weide was stunned, he didn't expect Yao Huixia to answer like this.
"Are you my wife? Is he my child? You taught me how I should fulfill my duties as husband and father. He Weide asked rhetorically.
"Do you still need to teach this? Who is not born with it. The more Yao Huixia spoke, the quieter her voice became.
He Weide simply left the sofa, sat on the bed, and approached Yao Huixia inch by inch.
"Sit down, don't move!" Yao Huixia looked at He Weide and was about to gain an inch, and hurriedly stopped him.
"Didn't you just say that I had not fulfilled my duty as a husband and a father? I would love to tell you what it takes to be a good husband for you. ”
As he spoke, He Weide was about to pounce on Yao Huixia's body.
Yao Huixia flicked it and went under the bed, and He Weide pounced.
"With your sensitivity, you also want to be my husband?" Yao Huixia scoffed.
"Don't push me!" He Weide replied fiercely.
"What if I forced you?" Yao Huixia said as she hooked her finger at him, as if to provoke him.
He Weide's fire suddenly burst up.
A few minutes later, the two men were entangled.
It's just He Weide below, Yao Huixia on top.
Yao Huixia sat on He Weide's stomach.
He Weide's two hands were pressed to the ground by Yao Huixia's two hands, and he couldn't move at all.
"I'm telling you, Ho Weide! Women don't cooperate, men don't get along; Women don't surrender, men can't move strong! ”
Yao Huixia used a victor's tone to teach He Weide a very relieved lesson.
"Do you think that if you have a few stinky money now, women will give it to you?! I'm sorry, you remember to the old lady, just give you a woman, either for your money, or for your wealth. Yao Huixia said hatefully.
"Unless your kung fu is particularly good, unless that woman is specialized in selling!"
"Sleep!"
Yao Huixia let go of He Weide's hand and said to him without question.
Yao Huixia did not lie back on the bed, fell asleep within a few minutes, and let out a soft rhythmic snoring sound.
Maybe it's been a long time since I've slept on the sofa, maybe it's because I feel very uncomfortable in Yao Huixia's uniform just now, maybe it's what Yao Huixia said to him just now, He Weide is lying on the sofa, tossing and turning, but he can't sleep.