Chapter 121: The initial installation fee, you and I will come out
"You say, how can I care about you and not make you feel disgusted or even afraid?" He Weide asked further.
"Boss, with all due respect, the question you just asked would only be asked by a strange man with low emotional intelligence." Fang Yinan said with some disdain.
"What's wrong, there's a problem with that?"
He Weide asked rhetorically with wide eyes.
"Didn't you ask the guest to kill the chicken?" Fang Yinan replied.
"There are at least three versions of asking guests to kill chickens, and only one version says that the owner is hypocritical and stingy, and that this is a misunderstood version of false rumors."
He Weide retorted.
"According to you, it makes sense to ask the guest to kill the chicken?" Fang Yinan sneered.
"That's because you don't know the real reason why you killed the chicken." He Weide said unhurriedly, "According to research, the real origin of the chicken killing by the guest is from the Hakka people, and the other is from the ethnic minority area at the junction of Guizhou and Guizhou. ”
"I want to hear about it."
Fang Yinan wanted to hear how He Weide made up nonsense, killed the chicken with false questions, and rehabilitated Zhaoxue.
"We all know that the Hakka people believe in Taoism and Buddhism, and these religious believers usually eat fasting.
One day, a Hakka person's own maternal uncle came. The maternal uncle is a 'Zhai Gong', and he knows that the 'Zhai Gong' does not eat meat, but the enthusiastic owner is still ready to kill a chicken to express his sincerity to his uncle's filial piety.
At this time, the wife, who has always been a diligent and thrifty housekeeper, saw that her husband was going to kill the chicken, so she said to her husband: 'You'd better ask your uncle first to see if he wants to eat chicken, and if he refuses to eat chicken, then don't kill the chicken.' ’
This big truth was heard by a mother-in-law passing by, and this mother-in-law didn't know that the visitor was a 'Zhai Gong', so she spread the word.
All of a sudden, the question of killing chickens spread throughout the village, and everyone thought that the family was stingy and stingy, and the maternal uncle was reluctant to kill the chickens.
You say, ask the guest to kill the chicken, is it hypocrisy, or is it appropriate for people? ”
After He Weide finished talking about this legend, the other party Yi Nan asked.
"If it weren't for the story you made up, it wouldn't be a lie." Fang Yinan blushed and replied. "And what about a second legend?"
"In the Nanpanjiang area at the junction of Guizhou and Guizhou provinces, in ethnic minority areas, there are customs and habits of visiting relatives and friends and greeting each other during the New Year's holidays."
He Weide then proceeded to talk about the second legend.
"In these places, such as New Year's greetings, guests generally have to take a rooster, a few glutinous rice baba, a few pieces of brown sugar, and a few catties of liquor as gifts to visit the New Year.
Moreover, their custom is that anyone who goes to relatives and friends to pay New Year's greetings must stay at least one night at the home of relatives and friends to be considered respectful.
But whether to stay there for one night or for a few nights, the guest generally does not say, and it is up to the host to see how the big rooster in the basket in his hand is placed when he enters the door.
In other words, the different forms of placement of the big rooster represent the length of stay.
Generally speaking, the person carrying the big rooster is at the front of the whole procession, and if the guest comes to stay for one night, when he enters the door, he will turn the head of the rooster outwards and the tail of the rooster towards the door of the host's house.
In this case, the master will kill the big rooster that night, put it on the table in front of the house god at night, worship it for one night, and then use it to entertain the guests the next day.
If you want to stay for a few days, the person carrying the big rooster will face the head of the rooster towards the door of the owner's house and the tail of the rooster when he enters the gate.
If you enter the door with a big rooster in this way, the host will generally take the initiative to ask the guest the next day when to kill the big rooster, that is, to ask the exact time when the guest will go back.
After getting the exact time for the guests to return, the host will slaughter the big rooster on the first night of the guest's departure, put it on the table in front of the house god, worship it for one night, and then use the big rooster to entertain the guests the next day.
In these areas, the host only kills the big rooster brought by the guest, kills it on the first day of the guest's departure, and eats the big rooster with the guest on the day the guest leaves, that the host shows that the host is warm and respectful to the guest. ”
When He Weide said this, he looked at Fang Yinan motionless and asked, "I asked you how to do it, it is the one who really cares about you, and the one who truly respects and loves you for young people, you know?" ”
"I don't eat fasting, you are not an ethnic minority, you are a big man, do you ask a girl like that?" Fang Yinan's mouth crooked and said angrily.
Alas, a woman's mind really can't be asked, only riddles.
And the mystery will produce countless variables at any time due to mood fluctuations.
"Where do you live now?" He Weide had no choice but to change the subject.
"Didn't you say you didn't know how to care about people?" Fang Yinan still said with some curiosity.
"Oh. That's what cares? He Weide asked in surprise.
"What do you say?" Fang Yinan asked rhetorically.
It turns out that caring about a girl, it's so simple.
Isn't this just a shh
No wonder others say that chasing girls is not coincidental, bold and thin-hearted, thick-skinned, and stalking.
Therefore, none of those second-rate people who brush their skin and bones and have greasy mouths can't find beautiful girls.
And those five good men who are honest and don't talk about it have all become old singles, or pick-up heroes.
"Ann the phone?" He Weide asked again.
"It's too expensive! The post and telecommunications bureau is simply grabbing money, installing a private telephone, the initial installation fee is 6,000 yuan, and the landline fee and call fee are charged every month. ”
Fang Yinan said indignantly.
It seems that she must have found the post and telecommunications office, but she was stunned by the high initial installation fee.
"It's the only one, there is no other branch, what he says, it's what it is. There is no other solution but money. He Weide spread his hands and said helplessly. Tell me the address, and I'll call someone to go to Ann. ”
"The initial installation fee, you and I privately?" Fang Yinan finally smiled.
"Do I have a public account and I will be reimbursed?" He Weide asked rhetorically.
Also, these enterprises are all run by him privately, and the unit's is not his private, and his private is not the unit's?
Fang Yinan figured it out at once, for such a capitalist, he has to find a way to slaughter him, and he must also oppose exploitation and exploit him, and he can't always let him exploit himself.
Thinking about it like this, her mood suddenly went to heaven.
He Weide immediately called an acquaintance at the Post and Telecommunications Bureau.