Emperor Zhengde was a restless emperor.

On this night, Chang Feng cleaned up Mrs. Nine and Liu Xiaoyan at the age of forty-six.

Since he got older, Chang Feng has forgotten about the fact that his wife and concubine can't have sex together. Lao Tzu is almost fifty years old, and he only has one wife and one concubine in his life.

What happened to the three of them sleeping together every other half a month? It's not out of line! Mr. Wang has said that human desire is the principle of heaven.

The wind is just like a boiling kettle. Suddenly, someone broke into the front of the bedroom and shouted: "Master Chang Shuai, get up quickly." It's too late! Something big is coming! ”

Chang Feng could hear that it was Zhang Yong's voice.

Chang Feng hurriedly put on his clothes and came to the door: "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Yong looked anxious and tried to lower his voice: "Your Majesty, it's lost!" ”

Just now, Chang Feng used the magical water-dissolving medicinal powder that he copied in the palace of Ni Jinxian, the imperial historian of the bird washing capital. He thought it was the medication that caused the tinnitus. He picked his ears and eyes with his hand and asked, "Father-in-law Zhang, who did you say lost it?" ”

Zhang Yongdao: "The emperor is lost!" ”

Chang Feng's eyes widened: "What?" ”

Zhang Yongdao: "The emperor is still in the leopard room next day." When it was time for dinner, I went to the leopard room and invited the emperor to the dining room. The dragon chair was empty. ”

"At first, I didn't take it seriously, and let my eunuchs look for it in the leopard room. No one! Looking for it all over the palace again, there is still no one! ”

"I also sent the soldiers and horses of the 12th Regiment Battalion to the hunting ground of the Imperial Garden on the outskirts of the city to look for it, but there was no one!"

Chang Feng gasped: "The emperor is nowhere to be found, how can this be done?" ”

Zhang Yongdao: "If the emperor makes any mistakes, our factory guards will all have to cut themselves to thank the world." ”

Chang Feng asked: "Do the celebrant and the cabinet elders know about this?" ”

Zhang Yong nodded: "How dare I hide such a big thing!" I have already informed Li Shoufu, Yang Cifu, and a few more Bingbi. ”

"They are all over there in Xiyuan now, and they are all as anxious as ants on a hot pot!"

Chang Feng calmly analyzed: "Father-in-law Zhang, don't worry. What about Jiang Bin? Jiang Bin has often accompanied the emperor over the years. Is he still in the leopard room? ”

Zhang Yong replied: "No." ”

Chang Feng patted his brain: "I understand." It must have been the emperor who took Jiang Bin and went to Weifu for a private visit. ”

Liu Xiaoyan had a sharp ear, and just now she was lying on the edge of the window and listened to the conversation between the two clearly.

In a hurry, Liu Xiaoyan didn't care about getting dressed, and walked out of the bedroom with a belly pocket and short pants. The roots of the hammer were exposed. Zhang Yong is a eunuch, not a man, she is too lazy to avoid it, and comes directly to the two.

Liu Xiaoyan said: "I am the emperor's riding and archery master. I understand his temperament. The place he wanted to go to the most was the Great Wall Pass of Xuanfu. The last time he hunted, he said that he wanted to ride a horse to Xuanfu to inspect the passes. ”

Xuanfu is the forefront of the Gongwei Beijing Division, three hundred and forty miles away from the Beijing Division.

At the beginning, Yongle moved north. Taizongye's original intention was "the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies", so as not to repeat the mistake of being destroyed by the Yuan Dynasty in a corner of the Southern Song Dynasty. It should be said that Taizong is indeed far-sighted and has a great strategy.

But this also caused Jingshi to get too close to the Mongols. In the past 20 years, there have been many small-scale conflicts on the Xuanfu Great Wall.

Chang Feng listened to Liu Xiaoyan's words and became anxious: "You said that the emperor would sneak out of the palace and inspect the passes of Xuanfu?" Oh! It's the front line of the Tatars! ”

Liu Xiaoyan added a few words: "It would be good if the emperor only inspected the passes of Xuanfu." I'm afraid that he will leave the Xuanfu Great Wall on a whim and go north to wander on the grassland. That's it."

Chang Feng was dumbfounded: "If you encounter a small group of Tatar cavalry, you will be captured or killed, and you will repeat the story of Grandmaster Ying's northern hunting." Oh! ”

"Zhang Yong, you immediately sent light cavalry to block the passes along the Xuanfu and strictly investigate. Let's just say. Let's just say that the son of a noble family ran away from home. Let the defenders of Xuanfu detain them as soon as they find suspicious people. ”

Zhang Yong nodded, Cheng.

Chang Feng found out that Liu Xiaoyan was only wearing a belly pocket. The cheeks still sparkle and sparkle.

Chang Feng scolded: "I can't hold it anymore!" Don't want to go back to the bedroom to get dressed? ”

Although the eunuch is castrated, it does not mean that he does not like women. Zhang Yong glanced at Liu Xiaoyan's legs with only filthy pants, and an evil thought was born in his heart: Hey, it's so white! Sister-in-law, don't look at it, it's forty-six or seven. It's like an old white lotus.

Chang Feng said to Zhang Yong: "Let's go to Jinyiwei." Hurry up and send someone to summon all the robes to the guard! Martial law in the city! ”

Chang Feng followed Zhang Yong to Jinyiwei. In a short time the brothers gathered.

Chang Feng arranged in an orderly manner: "Basha, you take two thousand robes and ride out of the city on a fast horse." Ten people are a team, and the general Dahan, who has witnessed Long Yan, is the captain. Head north to find the Emperor. ”

Basha asked: "Shuai Ye clearly stated, where exactly are you searching?" Light says to the north. This is a bit too searchable. ”

Chang Feng sighed: "Alas, you ask me, I ask who to go!" Just go out and find it! ”

Basha arched his hand: "Yes." ”

Chang Feng asked again: "Gonggong Zhang, did the people sent to Xuanfu set off?" ”

Zhang Yong nodded: "I sent Jingwu from the Xianwu Battalion." ”

Chang Feng said again: "You go and tell Li Shoufu." If tomorrow morning, the emperor did not return to the palace. Let him tell the ministers that the emperor occasionally felt cold and canceled the early dynasty. ”

"Don't spread the word about the emperor's disappearance. Otherwise, when this matter reaches the mouths of civil officials, I don't know what it will become. ”

Zhang Yong nodded: "Well, the emperor has always listened to the government for three days and dried the net for three hundred and sixty-two days. Occasionally cancel once in a while morning morning is normal. The ministers will not be suspicious. ”

"I'll go to Xiyuan to find Li Shoufu."

They were all wrong. Emperor Zhengde took Jiang Bin and rode the two "Purple Cloud Horses" that had just come up from the northwest, and did not go north to Xuanfu, but to the south.

Daxing County, fifty miles south of the capital.

The two were walking down the street on horseback.

This time the emperor ran at night, because of Jiang Bin's many words.

At the end of the day, Jiang Bin said to Emperor Zhengde: "Last time, Erchen inspected the guards of Beizhili on behalf of the sky, and when he passed by the river, he tasted the local famous donkey meat roasted. It's delicious. No wonder they all say that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground. ”

When Emperor Zhengde heard this, he became interested: "The river is four hundred miles away from the capital. Two purple cloud horses came up from the northwest tribute, and they said that they could travel 500 miles a day. Let's go to the river and try the strength of the Purple Cloud Horse's feet. ”

"By the way, try how delicious the donkey meat you said is."

Emperor Zhengde was a person who had to put it into practice on a whim.

The two changed into the costumes of the Han generals and slipped out of the palace first. changed into civilian clothes outside the palace and went out of the city gate. As soon as he left the city gate, he galloped wildly. After running for an hour and a half, I came to the ground in Daxing County.

After more than half a year of governance by Chang Ponu, Daxing County is solemn in the territory. There is almost a scene of the sage saying that "the road is not left behind, and the night is not closed".

The two night guards stopped Emperor Zhengde and Jiang Bin.

The head of the husband asked, "Who is it?" How do you ride a horse on the street in the dark? ”

Jiang Bin said: "Old man, we are passing merchants. ”

The head of the husband looked at the two of them vigilantly: "Merchant? What about the guides? ”

According to the Ming system, people are not allowed to go out of their places of origin for hundreds of miles. A road guide issued by the government is required to go out of 100 miles. This thing is like an ID card for future generations, without which it is difficult to go far away.

Where is Jiang Bin's guide. He took out a silver coin of five taels from his sleeve and threw it to the husband: "Please drink this silver." ”

I never thought that there would be cats in the world that don't eat fish!

The husband threw the silver back to Jiang Bin: "If I take your silver, our Changxian Zunhui will take away my errand, and then beat me for thirty boards and drive me out of the soap class!" Come with us and go to the county office! ”

Jiang Bin asked, "But you don't think there's much silver?" ”

The head of the husband sneered: "Even if you give me five hundred taels of silver, I have to take you!" We often rule the county with an iron fist. I don't want to be thrown away and have my bribes confiscated. ”

"Get off the horse, or I'll blow the whistle!" When the time comes, you won't be so polite. ”

Emperor Zhengde was in a hurry. He changed into the clothes of the Han general and left the palace at dusk, leaving a piece of the Han general's waist card.

Emperor Zhengde showed his waist card: "I am the general of the Han Dynasty in the palace." On the emperor's secret order, he went out of the palace on an errand. ”

The head of the husband looked at the waist card, and saw that Emperor Zhengde looked good, dressed like a nobleman in Beijing. He hurriedly said: "Ah, it turned out to be a poor passer, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

Jiang Bin scolded: "Get out." ”

Emperor Zhengde said: "Don't scold them. They are also doing their duty. ”

After the two husbands left, Emperor Zhengde smiled and said, "I have long heard that the officials and servants in the yamen are darker than the officials. Unexpectedly, the change of Daxing County refused to bribe and be impartial. ”

"This Daxing County is well governed. Just now, the husband said, the county official here is surnamed Chang? ”

Jiang Bin hurriedly reminded: "You forgot? Last year, Chang Ponu asked to be demoted to the magistrate. The officials sent him to Daxing. ”

Emperor Zhengde patted his brain: "Cough! The county magistrate here turned out to be my childhood companion Brother Lang Ponu! Hey, the old man of Shuntian Mansion has mentioned to me several times that he is in Daxing and has a good governance. ”

"I thought that Old Man Gao said good things for him because of the face of Brother Ponu's first assistant father-in-law and the butcher's father."

"This time I went to Daxing County in person, and I realized that what I said was true."

Jiang Bin echoed: "Yes, Changzhi County is indeed a good official. I have also heard it when I visited the various health centers on behalf of the heavens. ”

Emperor Zhengde dismounted: "Come on, when we get to the small territory of Zhenfa, let's not ride a horse to show off our might!" Dismount and take a stroll around the city. ”

The two walked forward and saw a porridge shop. On the porridge shop is written the four big characters of "official government soup porridge".

Many children lined up in front of the porridge shop, eating porridge with bowls. A few adults handed each of them a small piece of pickle gnocchi.

Emperor Zhengde was a little curious, walked over, and asked one of the old men: "Old man, we are outsiders." Passing by Daxing to visit, watching the customs and customs. Why does this porridge shop say that the government is giving porridge? ”

The old man replied, "Ahem, that's a long story." There were five or six wealthy families in Daxing before. Annexed a lot of land for the people. ”

"As soon as our county took office, we suppressed the arrogance. And the heads of their families were taken captive, and let them vomit out the land which they had annexed to the people, and give it back to the people. ”

"There are more than 1,000 acres of it, and because of the long years, the original people either can't find it, or they die without a queen."

"This more than 1,000 acres of land has become terra nullius. Our county took the output of more than 1,000 acres of land and opened more than 20 porridge sheds in various parts of the city. ”

"Poor families who have no land in the city and earn no more than two times a year for their work can eat porridge at the porridge shed every day for their children under the age of 13."

After speaking, the old man stuck a chopstick on the porridge again. Chopsticks insert porridge without pouring: "Look, it is said to be porridge, but it is actually as thick as wheat rice." ”

"When children are well fed, their bodies will naturally grow faster and stronger."

When Emperor Zhengde heard this, he said three times in a row: "Good!" Good! Good! ”

Jiang Bin also helped Chang Ponu speak: "In this way, the county lord of your county is a good official, a clean official, and a capable official. ”

The old man replied, "That's nature! It is said that Daxing is at the foot of the Son of Heaven and belongs to the first good area of Shuntian Mansion. You can cough before the county. The greedy for money, the lustful and lustful, all of them bully the common people. ”

"Only our Chang County Zun, that is called a two-sleeved breeze, honest and honest. It has been less than a year since we came to Daxing, and there are no less than dozens of benevolent policies implemented! ”

"In the past, the fast catchers in the fish and meat township were also treated by him."

"I heard that his father is a butcher in the capital. The quick officer was afraid of annoying him, and he was taken off his head. Now they are all honest like little daughters-in-law. ”

Emperor Zhengde smiled: "Yes, yes, your county respects his father and is a butcher who has killed countless people in the capital. It is said that the people he has killed can circle the city wall of the nine gates of the capital hand in hand! ”

The old man chanted the Buddha: "Amitabha." How could such a bloody butcher give birth to such a good son who is kind to others! ”

"We don't have a shelf in our county. Come to me and eat porridge if you have nothing to do. After eating, I had to throw down a few copper coins as porridge money. ”

"His wife is said to be the eldest lady of the Shoufu family. I don't see it. ”

Emperor Zhengde asked, "Oh? Why not? ”

The old man replied: "How can there be a young lady of the Shoufu family, who leads the girl and carries the basin every day to the river to wash clothes with a group of old ladies, and talk and laugh?" ”

Emperor Zhengde sighed: "It's really embarrassing for his wife." ”

The old man said: "Yes, it is difficult to be a Qing official, and it is even more difficult to be the wife of a Qing official." ”

Jiang Bin proposed: "Master, I see that it is getting late, let's find a place to rest?" ”

Emperor Zhengde nodded: "Cheng, just stay in Daxing for one night." Old man, is there a beautiful woman in the city? ”

The talkative old man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You are looking for a kiln shop, right?" Then you'll have to go to Rouge Street in the North Side. ”

"Kiln shops have been forbidden since ancient times. After our county lord took office, he set the rules, and the kiln shop sister should get an official photo, and concentrate on the street in Beicheng. ”

"The county government will send officials and wives to check their bodies every month to see if they have any dirty diseases. If you get sick, you have to get rid of the official license, and let the owner of the kiln shop pay a lot of money to treat her sister's illness and be good. ”

"The county also strictly prohibits the kiln shop from buying girls under the age of 16. Anyway, the county respects all walks of life in this Daxing in an orderly manner and behaves in a proper manner. ”

Emperor Zhengde praised again, and then asked how to get to Rouge Street.

The two left the porridge shop and were about to lead their horses to Rouge Street. Emperor Zhengde changed his mind: "Forget it." I haven't seen a broken slave for a long time, and I miss him a lot. Go to the county office and see him. Let him accompany us on our way early tomorrow morning and go to the river to eat donkey meat and burn it. ”

"He ruled Daxing for me to make the Haiyan River clear. I'm going to treat him to a meal. ”

The two came to the gate of the county office.

The head of the janitor on duty stepped forward: "What for?" ”

Emperor Zhengde lied: "I am the same year as Chang Po Nu Chang County of Gui County." On the way to the south, I passed through here and wanted to catch up with him. ”

Seeing that Emperor Zhengde and the two were dressed extraordinarily, the head of the army arched his hand and said, "Ah, wait a minute, two adults." Let me go to Tongyu County. ”

(End of chapter)