Chapter 108: Delicious in the World
Zheng Guangzong calmly walked to the wine table, threw away the previous wine glasses, and saw that there was a little maid next to him, so he ordered with a smile:
"You go and help Ben Gongzi get a few new wine glasses, and get two pairs of chopsticks."
The little maid was so frightened that her legs were limp, and she could still move her footsteps.
There was a guy from the Zhang family standing next to him, who was also trembling and at a loss.
Zheng Guangzong pointed at the guy: "You go and get it with my son, take this little maid away, my son doesn't want to scare her." ”
The guy is a man after all, and he is calmer than the maid.
even coaxed and took away the maid.
Baili Changfeng was stunned by Zheng Guangzong's comical operation: "Zheng Gongzi, what are you trying to do, don't you want to have a bar here?" ”
"Lord Baili, if you are not mistaken, the emperor sent you, not only for disaster relief, but also to maintain local law and order, right?"
Zheng Guangzong smiled, the master of Baili has excellent martial arts and quick thinking, so the emperor will entrust him with important tasks.
"Zheng Gongzi has insight, and the officials admire it, but what do you mean?" Baili Changfeng saw that Zheng Gongzi was sitting at the table in a good manner, but he was puzzled.
"Isn't it nice to be tired for so long, drink some wine to relieve fatigue?" Zheng Guangzong pointed to the wine and food on the table, and his eyes lit up.
"Still drinking, Zheng Gongzi, your heart is really big, the lower officials have important things to do, and it is inconvenient to accompany them." Baili Changfeng frowned, he was worried that Zheng Guangzong would drink and make a mistake.
"Lord Baili, Ma Chong and Zhu Nengke who are lying under the hall are the leaders of Qingfeng Village, you caught the two of them, is it considered a meritorious service to suppress bandits."
In fact, Ma Chong and Zhu Neng were defeated by Zheng Guangzong, but Zheng Guangzong gave the credit to Baili Changfeng with all his brains.
"Wonderful, it's just wonderful, if the lower officials can really exterminate the bandits when they return to Beijing, or give them a heavy blow, the emperor will know about it, and he will be happy."
The hundred miles long wind laughed and strode towards the hall.
Guy Zhang brought the wine glass and chopsticks again.
Zheng Guangzong and Baili Changfeng sat face to face, raising their glasses and drinking, which was extremely comfortable.
Under the hall, it is another kind of scene.
Ma Chong and Zhu Neng woke up early and returned to normal.
It's just that his body is tied with a rope, and his mind is normal, but his body has lost his freedom.
Song Huaichong was originally pretending to be dead, but he was poured a basin of cold water by one of Zheng Guangzong's family members, and he immediately came to his senses, and he didn't want to play dead without giving him a chance.
"Zheng Guangzong, you are a demon, if Uncle Ma still has a breath, he will kill your whole family." Ma Chong's mouth was full of wine, and he was still scolding.
Zheng Guangzong slowly put down the wine glass and said to the family next to him: "You go to the horse shop to get some horse manure and horse urine, my son is hungry when he sees this thing, and he is still screaming!" ”
Jia Ding rushed away, and the young master of Xindao also loves the whole person on weekdays, but he didn't expect to change a new trick today, exciting!
After a while, the family brought half a basket of horse manure and half a basin of horse urine, and without approaching, you could smell the strong smell of feces and urine.
Zheng Guangzong was full of food and drink, covered his nose and walked over, and squatted in front of Ma Chong: "Ma Chong, do you remember the confrontation in Yuechun Building that day?" ”
"Zheng Guangzong, I will grass you for eight generations......"
Ma Chong is just a reckless man, so he doesn't eat Zheng Guangzong's set.
Zheng Guangzong slapped him and shouted at the family: "Press him to the ground, and Young Master Ben will give him a taste." ”
The family didn't know what the young master wanted to do, but he was extremely excited, and according to the young master's instructions, he pressed the horse to the ground.
Zheng Guangzong took out a pair of pliers from his arms, which was also his only pair of pliers, which was originally just a tool, but when it became a torture tool.
Zheng Guangzong ordered Jia Ding to grab one of Ma Chong's hands, but he sat on Ma Chong's body.
Clamped the nail of Ma Chong's thumb with pliers and pulled it outward.
The nails didn't fall off, but the blood came out first.
It hurts!
Ma Chong under Zheng Guangzong's buttocks, kept shaking, twitching, shouting Dad, shouting Mom.
"Zheng Gongzi, the villain is wrong, you, you spare the villain!"
The hundred miles of long wind drinking in the hall, when he looked at it, he couldn't imagine that Zheng Guangzong's text was crepe, and the whole person was as hard as iron.
"What did you do wrong?" Zheng Guangzong grabbed Ma Chong's index finger, and if he didn't answer well, the nails of his index finger would also fall off.
"The villain shouldn't fight Xiangling's idea, shouldn't listen to Song Huaichong's words, and kidnap Zheng Er and Uncle Zheng, shouldn't ......"
Ma Chong has done too many bad things, and he himself will not be able to explain it for a while.
Zheng Guangzong stood up, pointed to the horse urine in the basin, and said with a smile: "Your uncle, just now he was still talking about asking my son to drink horse urine, this thing my son doesn't know what it is,
You drink it now and show it to Ben Gongzi, if it doesn't taste good, Ben Gongzi will add some arsenic or something. ”
No matter how bad horse urine is, it is non-toxic, if arsenic is added?
Zheng Guangzong's family went to get a bowl and a spoon to hold horse urine.
Soon, the bowl was filled with horse urine, which was foamy and had an unpleasant smell.
"Ma Chong, drink it!" Although Zheng Guangzong covered his nose with a damp cloth, he still felt the commotion stinging to his eyes.
Drink, uncomfortable.
If you don't drink it, it will not only be uncomfortable, but you will also have your nails pulled out.
Ma Chong took up the big bowl, whether it was filled with fine wine or horse urine, but raised his neck to drink, Emma, as if he was drinking elixir.
It's not enough to just drink, you have to have food and wine.
This poop is also prepared with horse manure.
Ma Chong took a mouthful of horse manure and a mouthful of horse urine, swallowed it with tears, and did not dare to resist.
Song Huaichong and Zhu Neng watched, their souls were out of their bodies, and their souls were not possessed.
Zheng Guangzong looked at the two of them and smiled slightly: "The two of you can't let Ma Chong eat alone, hurry up and enjoy the delicious food in the world like him." ”
Zheng Guangzong's family couldn't help laughing: "Young Master, this is also worthy of being called a delicacy in the world?" ”
"What do you know, delicious to distinguish objects, for example, dogs love to eat, in the eyes of dogs, is delicious in the world, what is the difference between these three guys and dogs?"
It turned out that Zheng Guangzong did not treat Song Huaichong and the three people as human beings, just his grandmother's three dogs.
Whether Song Huaichong and Zhu Neng were willing or not, they had to sit with Ma Chong.
These three people are like brothers and sisters, a handful of snot, a handful of tears, tasting this so-called human delicacy.
Enough of the fuss, Zheng Guangzong washed his hands and continued to drink with Baili Changfeng.
"Zheng Gongzi, how are you going to send these three people?" It's the first time I've seen such a whole person, and I can't help but feel a little in a trance.
"And what do you say?" Zheng Guangzong asked with a smile.
"Put them in prison first and interrogate them seriously, especially Ma Chong and Zhu Neng, who are still thieves in Qingfeng Village." Baili Changfeng wants to leave the two of them and follow the vine to touch the melon.