Chapter 2 The Emperor's Mentality Collapses
"The slave and maid will first explain what they should pay attention to, and the little master will wait for the slave and maid to finish speaking, and then bring up the things that he doesn't understand or listen carefully," Ye Mama paused, and smiled all over her face: "Look at the slave maid's mouth, the little master is a clever and complete person who is one in a hundred, how can he not understand such a simple work." ”
A high hat pressed against the heads of the crowd.
In fact, everyone thinks that they will definitely not understand if they only listen to it once, but when Mama Ye said this, they became suspicious again - is it possible that others can remember it? Forget it, let's wait and see if anyone else asks.
Maybe it's really easy!
Just as the show girl was thinking so, Mama Ye continued, "There are special chopsticks for the emperor's cloth dishes, and the use of these chopsticks has fifteen taboos, and if you commit any of them, you will be punished." ”
Hearing the fifteen taboos, the show girl's face was worried.
Yun Jiao thought to himself, where is this, the taboo of the soup spoon has not been said, the knife work in the imperial dining room is good, but it is not easy to hold the sauce.
After Mama Ye said something as long as a pillar of incense without stopping, she asked with a smile: "Is there anything that the little master didn't understand?" ”
Everyone looked at each other.
"Since the little master understands everything, let's practice it."
There are two square tables in the room, each with the same soup and rice.
Mama Ye divided the nine show girls into two groups, staring closely with a pair of eagle eyes, but if there was any mistake or omission, she would immediately point it out.
But, who will come first?
The eyes of everyone present focused on Ji Guiren, after all, she is the only nobleman, and since she has to take the lead in everything, she should also play an exemplary role. Ji Guiren knew that it was useless to excuse himself, so he stepped forward with a light face.
And the other side......
"Yun promised to be so calm, he must be very sure, why don't she come first."
Zhang Changzai said suddenly.
Hearing this, Yun Jiao looked at her: "Since I am in order of position, I don't mind coming first, I want to know if my sister wants to give me the permanent position as well?" ”
"How does this work?"
"yes, how does that work?"
Facing Yun Jiao's rhetorical question, Zhang Changzai's face flushed, she didn't expect this to be particularly quiet, looking at the supple and timid little promise to dare to ridicule her.
"Why is it so slow?"
Seeing that there was no movement here, Mama Ye turned her head and called Yun Jiao's name: "Little Lord Yun will come first." ”
Zhang Changzai, who was originally red-faced, immediately showed joy.
Mama Ye took the lead in demonstrating, the cloth vegetables and the soup are all done smoothly, even if it is a dish with heavy sauce, she can do it without leaking, during which the soup spoon and chopsticks do not touch the wall of the bowl, which can be called demure and elegant.
"Two little masters, please come first."
Yun Jiao and Ji Guiren stepped forward and divided the dishes in the order of Mama Ye.
The eyes of everyone present were focused on the two of them.
There are those who want to see their jokes, and there are those who want to learn from their mistakes.
As the Ji family carefully adjusted. The daughter who taught her, Ji Guiren did have two brushes on her body, she quickly calmed down, not seeking to be as fast and good as Mama Ye, but just to clamp the dish steadily, except for a piece of tender tofu in it, she accidentally crushed it, and actually completed the process very steadily.
Mama Ye nodded: "The little master has done a good job, but the next time he should move faster, he can't let the long live master eat a cold meal." ”
Ji Guiren kept his head reserved to show that he was taught.
"Little Master Yun, it's your turn."
Yun Jiao took the chopsticks steadily.
The chopsticks used for cloth dishes are heavier than the red gold chiseled chopsticks used by the concubines, which is a heavy test for the squeamish boudoir women.
Although Yun Jiao read the file six times, cloth vegetables are not something that can be practiced in one or two days.
Only three out of ten times succeeded.
And she just needs to brush them out three times.
Under the gaze of everyone, she calmly ...... An egg flew away.
Countless eyes moved along with the parabola of the egg, and before the egg could fall freely to the ground, Yun Jiao decisively pulled back!
The egg is back in her hands.
This time she succeeded, calmly sandwiching the egg onto a small porcelain dish.
The others looked at Yun Jiao in amazement.
Originally, it was already okay to see Ji Guiren's play, but I didn't expect Yun to be more skillful and elegant, never dragging mud and water, and easily achieving perfection.
"Please give me some advice."
After finishing everything, Yun Jiao put down his chopsticks with a smile.
Mama Ye was surprised, but she couldn't think of how to find fault with her.
Obviously, it was just a promise to enter the palace, and it was also the first time to come into contact with the rules of waiting for the emperor's meal...... Mama Ye secretly wrote it down and decided to return it to the queen.
Because there is a point in the saint today, he likes smart people who learn things quickly.
If Yun agreed to enter the emperor's eyes, I am afraid that he would win the sacred heart more than Ji Guiren.
Mama Ye's mind turned back and forth, and Yun Jiao saw that she was silent, so she took a few steps back and returned to the end of the team.
"Little Master Zhang, it's your turn."
Mama Ye reacted and named Zhang Changzai's name.
Seeing that Mama Ye and the two in front of them were so light, many people in the back, including Zhang Changzai, were lucky, and felt that maybe it was not as difficult as imagined? As a result, as soon as Zhang Changzai got the chopsticks, he secretly complained - it was too heavy!
I can't hold it steadily, how to use it to pick up tender and soft tofu?
Because she was not mentally prepared, she didn't show it on her face, and her heart was already in chaos.
When the tofu was crushed for the third time, Zhang Changzai's face flushed.
"Take chopsticks steadily, don't panic, but don't brute force, it's taboo to make the dishes sparse in front of the emperor, and the little master has to remember."
Zhang Changzai lowered his head, and his eyes gradually reddened.
The only consolation is that she is so difficult, and others will definitely not be much better.
Unexpectedly, although the show girl in the back did not do very well, she looked as usual when she took the chopsticks, and she was not frightened by the unusual weight at all, and some people even showed a happy look. During the meal, Zhang Changzai pulled another show girl and asked, "Aren't you surprised that the chopsticks handed to us by Mama are amazingly heavy?" ”
"It's all the blessing that Tuoyun promised!" He Changzai said with a smile: "I saw that she did a good job, even Mama couldn't find fault with it, so I asked her what to pay attention to when making vegetables, Yun promised to mention us without hiding any selfishness, she was quiet, she didn't like to join in the fun, but people are really good." ”
The other show girls chimed in.
In their descriptions, Yun Jiao is a genius who is "born to know", and is not complacent, but very humble and likable.
"Why didn't she tell me?"
Zhang Chang was annoyed.
"You're the second next in line, how is she going to tell you? If even this is to blame Yun for agreeing, it is too unreasonable. ”
Faced with He Changzai's rhetorical question, Zhang Changzai thought about it and said: "She can pull me to tell me what is important, so it is fairer." ”
He Chang stared at her again and again, not only did he not follow her words to give her down the steps, but also shook his head and said: "I don't think you want to ask Yun to agree, you would rather her not mention us, and we will lose face together to obey your wishes!" ”
He Shujin is a straightforward person, and a passage ripped off Zhang Changzai's fig leaf.
Zhang Changzai lowered his face: "I think she is deliberately targeting me, and she has to make a face and pretend to be a good person in front of you, don't look back and be harmed by her." ”
"There's no need for Zhang Chang to worry about it."
The two of them didn't talk loudly, but they didn't avoid people either.
When the other show girls heard it, they spread the word.
At that time, those who had been mentioned by Yun Jiao felt that Zhang Chang was unfriendly with this person, and they all went to remind Yun Jiao.
"Is that so?"
Yun Jiao, who had watched the same plot seven times, tried to pretend to be surprised, but gave up in a second because her acting skills were too bad: "That's it, let her go, as long as you know that I don't have bad intentions." ”
One of the benefits of repeated rollbacks is that it makes her have a great mentality.
What's there to be angry about?
It was really upset, so she rushed to Kuku to give the opponent two punches, and then she could regain her composure.
Yun Jiao's appearance is a kind of "good-looking" with the widest audience, the small face is full and fair, the skin is white and jade, neither glamorous and bewitching, nor cold and self-conscious, it belongs to the beauty of men, women and children. She is not tall, and she is the most petite one among the show girls this year, which arouses the desire of others to protect.
Now that she doesn't care about everything, the show girls who have been helped by Yun Jiao are really distressed.
"It's not your responsibility!"
"That's it, Sister Yun is so good."
"Fortunately, Sister Yun didn't get to be in the same room with Zhang Chang, otherwise she wouldn't have been bullied to death?"
Yun Jiao thought for a while: "I'm not weak and easy to bully, she is not happy to look for me in person, and I will not let her succeed." ”
With the golden finger of the backfile, she will not suffer after all.
"How did Sister Yun develop her kindness?"
"I've experienced too much, I'm used to it."
Everyone knew about it, and felt that Yun promised to suffer a lot at home, so they got used to it.
As everyone knows, the habit that Yun Jiao said is the habit of going back to the past.
But in the Yanchi Palace, there is a person who is not used to it.
On June 13, the second year of Taichu, Xie Zhixing was trapped on this day twelve times.
In the twelfth year, looking at the original state of the recital, this workaholic emperor, who was known as a workaholic emperor with filial piety, Hao, Tianduanyou, Kang, Yizhao, Yuzhuang, Chengshou, Gongqin, Chongxi, Tianxing, Deshu, Shengxian, Empress Xian, finally collapsed.