What's wrong with the emperor?

This question not only hovered in the minds of the harem concubines, but also troubled the emperor himself.

Xie Zhixing is not a person who is addicted to wine, it is his responsibility as an emperor to spread the branches, and he is only a proper pastime and relaxation in the harem, of course, he will appreciate the beauty, but he will not be addicted. If God wants him to abstain from sex, he can forbid it for the society, but the problem is that he can't stand the horror of this day.

Just like one night seven days ago, Gonggong Fu bent in with the jade plaque in his hand, knelt down and asked An to hold the jade plaque high and ask the emperor to turn over the card.

Xie Zhixing picked a piece at random, which was Concubine Jiang's jade plate.

Not long after, Xie Zhixing just finished practicing the words and put it aside, turned around and walked to the corridor to breathe, and saw the groomed and dressed Concubine Jiang being carried into Weiyang Palace, she looked up and saw the holy face, and winked at the emperor coquettishly.

A second later, Concubine Jiang passed by again and threw her winkling eyes x2

Xie Zhixing stopped and waited expressionlessly for a while, and sure enough, he saw Concubine Jiang passing by, who was packed into burritos, as if she had become a member of the assembly line of the waiter's bed, moving forward in an orderly manner, and she would inevitably throw flattering eyes at him in the process.

He stood under the tree and watched Concubine Jiang pass by seven times.

Concubine Jiang didn't come again, she came again.

In the face of the secret sending of the beautiful woman, Xie Zhixing was no longer charming, only speechless.

After the seventh pass, Yinglu lowered his head and came over to inform the emperor: "Concubine Jiang is waiting for the emperor on the couch." ”

But I heard the emperor say: "Send Concubine Jiang back." ”

Yinglu: ......

No, Your Majesty, you're playing tricks!

Of course, the Ninety-Five Supreme can come and go when he calls the concubine, but Concubine Jiang is the niece of the Queen Mother. Concubine Jiang was easy to deal with, but the Queen Mother had to ask him for an explanation, Yinglu didn't show it on her face, and her heart fell into great pain. If it weren't for that thing, Yinglu would have wanted to do things on behalf of the emperor, and if he didn't want to be beautiful, he would have a good night's sleep.

He didn't understand why the emperor could turn a blind eye to beauties.

The emperor also felt that others would not understand, he watched the beauty pass by in front of him seven times, and threw seven flattering visual feelings-

It's almost done, and it's annoying to throw it again.

……

As a result of this adventure, the emperor's life was turned upside down.

He pretended nothing was happening, and did a lot of experiments in private.

First of all, the emperor called this adventure of going back in time "backtracking", and he observed that when he flipped the cards, the probability of backtracking was the highest, perhaps implying that the heavens did not want him to be lucky with the harem concubines.

The emperor ordered a death row prisoner to be executed in advance, and then deliberately flipped through the cards of the concubine, trying to see if the backtracking had the effect of reversing life and death, and at the same time trying to find the pattern of "backtracking".

This time, however, there was no backtracking.

It doesn't matter, there are a lot of death row inmates.

The second time, it was Jiang Concubine's card that was turned over, and this time it was retraced twice, and the death row prisoner who was separated from his head and body before the previous retrospection was not only alive after the second retracement, but also his neck was intact, and there were no knife marks.

Turn things upside down and come back to life!

If you can keep this power for yourself, wouldn't you be able to use it twice as much as you can use in your limited time?

The Emperor's heart was pounding.

The first thing he thought about was how to use it to achieve the Xie family's imperial hegemony.

It's a pity that the imagination is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

After all, you can't tell others about strange things, and the emperor is a particularly hiding-minded person, his main business is still dealing with court affairs, and the time he squeezes out to study this matter is very limited.

The law of retrospection has not been studied, and the emperor is almost unable to hold back.

Because he didn't go to the harem, and often called the concubines to Weiyang Palace, and carried people back as they were, the Queen Mother asked the emperor to go to Changle Palace with a straight face: "The mourning family thought that the emperor didn't even want to come to Changle Palace." ”

The emperor tried his best to talk and tongue, and when he saw that the queen mother's eyebrows were stretched, he was about to coax it......

In the blink of an eye, he returned to the front of the main hall of Changle Palace.

When he raised his head, he looked at the Queen Mother's urn in despair and said angrily: "The mourning family still thinks that the emperor is not even willing to come to Changle Palace." ”

……

At the same time, Yun Jiao was happily holding the pumpkin crisp and nibbling on it.

He Chang was holding his chin and looking at her carefree appearance: "The assessment will be taken tomorrow, if you can't pass the test, you will have to stay in Chuxiu Palace for seven more days, are you really not worried at all?" ”

"It's good for me to stay in Chuxiu Palace."

Yun Jiao swallowed the pumpkin crisp.

"The palace is a turnip and a pit, if you divide it late, you will be divided far away, and it is likely that you will not even be able to reach the palace."

There are a lot of things in the harem that are built and built.

The low-ranking concubines who are not favored will be stuffed there, and they will stay for a lifetime.

"You live far away, you have to leave for an hour to go to Jianzhang Palace in the morning."

Seeing that Yun Jiao was still unmoved, He Chang was smashing a bombshell: "And Mama Ye said, if you have a good score in the written test, Niangniang will give her preferential treatment in the palace room, you have performed well in every item in the past, there is no reason to drop the chain in the written test." ”

It can be said that a word wakes up the little salted fish.

Yun Jiao was so shocked that she almost didn't hold the pumpkin cake, she didn't expect this layer to come, according to Yan Chi's rules, even if she didn't go to bed, she had to go to the queen every day to ask for peace, and if there were no steps below the concubine position, she relied on a pair of legs to walk through rain and rain, then the distribution of this palace room was very fatal, and she didn't want to get up an hour earlier than others in winter.

"Thank you Sister He for reminding me, I will work hard."

In order to get up later, the salted fish also has to be supported!

The assessment period is approaching in a blink of an eye.

It just so happened that this day was the martial arts training day arranged by the emperor for himself.

Even if he is busy, the emperor will squeeze out time to complete the riding and archery martial arts class.

But as long as it's exercise, there's nothing that isn't bitter.

The emperor can't do it willingly, he just can endure it and finish the homework that should be completed.

Today, he drew his bow a hundred times, and his arm was too tired to lift it, but it was over.

At this moment, the emperor was light!

Then, he found that the martial artist in the martial arts training ground had gone and returned, and knelt down respectfully to greet him: "Greetings to the emperor." ”

The martial artist who hadn't been called for a long time felt strange in his heart.

Could it be that the emperor is in a bad mood today?

The emperor standing in front of him looked like a mountain, but in fact, the spirit had been gone for a while.

The bow he hated the most, and he was finally finished exercising and was retraced!

The muscles that have been worked so hard have been practiced in vain!

"Get up, come and practice with me."

The martial artist stood up tremblingly, and the Ninety-Five Supreme in front of him was looking at him, and his eyes were shining with a hint of coolness at the moment: "The minister is ordered." ”

Two hours later, turn back in time again.

The hands under the emperor's dragon sleeves were trembling slightly—what did God think of him!?

……

"Okay, I've finally memorized all the questions."

After memorizing all the exam questions by heart, Yun Jiao confidently started the third written assessment.