There are many things to be busy during the autumn hunt, and the queen bets that the emperor can't take care of Xi Chang's presence, and also bets that he won't show her face at this time - she also has to represent the Yanchi royal family and the female relatives of Kezha to contact the relationship, not only is not a meal eaten for nothing, but even occasionally has to ride a horse to talk, in order to show her closeness to the people.

After leaving Yun Jiao behind, the queen didn't have time to stare at her.

Mama Mao had a straight face: "I heard that the little master learned the rules in Chuxiu Palace very well, but don't blame the old slave for not listening to what he said, what he learned in Chuxiu Palace is just the fur in the palace rules, after all, there are many little masters in the palace who can't see the holy face for a year and a half, and the rules are passable. ”

"Hee is always here!"

Seeing that Yun Jiao was absent-minded, Mama Mao shouted: "Being able to be taught by the queen mother is a good thing that many people in the palace can't ask for, the old slave persuades the little master not to be self-conscious, only to invite pets, forget that there are no rules in the palace, and there are no rules in the palace. The mother was thoughtful, so she sent the old slave to take care of the little master. ”

Mama Mao's voice is like a bell, her face is long, and she is very bluffing.

She represents the queen, and she is somewhat cowardly in the exchange of others, and she suffers for several days.

"Then how is Mama going to regulate me?"

Yun Jiao asked shamelessly.

Mama Mao reported the tedious things that had fallen and fell, including serving the main mother, the queen and the queen mother.

Yun Jiao asked again: "Then if I can't learn, will Mama physically punish me?" ”

"The identity of the little master is precious, and the old slave can't be corporal punishment, but it can't be passed on, and when the rules are learned thoroughly, the queen can put the little master's jade card back."

For harem concubines, taking off the brand and grounding are extremely severe punishments.

Some people would rather be beaten twice than be delisted.

Mama Mao is indeed not qualified to physically punish the palace concubine, but she is confident, and she is often in the limelight, and if she wants to temporarily withdraw from the ranks of competing for favor, she will definitely not be able to sit still and be soft, and when the time comes, she will take this chicken feather as an arrow, if she wants to stand, she will have to stand, and if she wants to squat, she will have to squat, and she will have to make a good breath for the mother, and she will not put her brand back at the end.

The one-stop package that was forced offline was clearly arranged.

Mama Mao missed a little alone.

"Oh~"

After saving the file, Yun Jiao sat down on the stool: "Mama, you say, I'll listen." ”

"Little master, you have to stand and learn."

"I don't, I'm going to sit and study."

"The old slave now has to teach his master how to walk."

"You teach, I sit and learn."

Yun Jiao is like the ghost hitting the wall, biting his own logic unwaveringly.

"The little master don't embarrass the old slave, the old slave obeys the order, and if the errand is not done well, the old slave will suffer when he turns back." Except for a few good people, the temperament of the old grandmothers in the palace seems to be a little strange, obviously they like to torture people, but they still have to pretend to be benevolent.

"If you don't offend, I will suffer, then it's better for grandma to suffer, I'm still a baby."

Mama Mao glared, and the ring ruler in her hand slapped the coffee table next to her, shaking the wood.

"Even if you are a three-year-old child, you have to abide by the rules of the palace when you enter the palace, if Xi Changzai is still like this, he has no skin and no face, and the old slave can only tell the queen."

"Go ahead, say I'm stupid and can't learn the rules."

Yun Jiao found that this mahogany chair was expensive, but it was uncomfortable to sit on. She changed her position, resting her legs on the table, her head raised back, and resting on the small table behind her.

Mama Mao lives a lifetime, and she lives for the rules.

Seeing this, her blood was about to flow backwards: "Can Xi Chang dare to do the same thing in front of the emperor?" ”

"The emperor likes my way the most."

Yun Jiao raised her chin, as if she was a spoiled concubine.

To put it bluntly, these well-behaved mothers are the best at PUA, and after bluffing the master, they will devalue the master to worthless, so that they can shake their majesty. Yun Jiao didn't have to think too much, only held on to the two keys.

One is that the other party does not have the right to physically punish himself.

The second is that Yun Jiao deliberately tried it out with the agitation method - she was in front of her like this, how did Mama Mao deal with it? She said that if she didn't learn the rules well, she had to put the sign on hold, and she couldn't serve the emperor!

Yun Jiao admits that Mama Mao has two skills.

But if she doesn't care if she can sleep or not, how should the other party respond?

As long as she lies flat and rotten, no one can threaten her with holy grace.

"Instead of delaying the hour here, it is better to study hard and go back to serve the emperor as soon as possible." Mama Mao is kind and seductive.

"I'm learning, you can demonstrate."

Mama Mao can't do it, she can't always be a master and servant, so she can only show her how to walk gracefully.

Yun Jiao swallowed a melon seed: "If you demonstrate again, maybe I will." ”

"The little master should try it again, and the slave and maid should correct the master."

"No need, my eyes are learning, you continue to demonstrate, if you don't move, it means that you don't teach well, and you are to blame if you don't learn well."

A few words wrapped Mama Mao in.

She glared and felt that Xi Changzai was not like a harem concubine, but like a rebellious prince.

It's just that Yun Jiao can play a scoundrel, she can't.

"The slave and maid will demonstrate again, Xi Chang is going to be optimistic."

"Well, I'm watching."

Mama Mao demonstrated again, and when she turned her head, she found that Xi Chang was closing her eyes and wanted to fall asleep on the spot.

"Hee is always in the !!"

Mama Mao shouted.

Xi Changzai, who was lying between the tables and chairs, jumped up, picked up the cup on the table and threw it on the ground, the tea splashed Mama Mao, and then before she could react, she sat back and pretended to wake up: "I'm crazy in my dream, Mama be careful." ”

Even if you are crazy, you can serve in front of the emperor?

Yun Jiao said with a smile: "When I see the emperor in this illness, it will automatically become a begging for pleasure in the middle of the night, and I ask my grandmother to forgive me." ”

On Laipi, Yun Jiao really hasn't lost anyone.

She doesn't care about her demeanor and face, every rule is annoying, she should learn what she should learn in order to survive, but she doesn't want to rush to turn herself into a product of the era, so tired. If the dream is "It's good to be alive", then every day the sun rises and sunsets are a dream come true.

That night, Mama Mao released people according to the time ordered by the queen, and when she returned to her mother, she seemed to be ten years old.

The queen was surprised: "Why is Mama so haggard? ”

"Queen Mother, it's an old slave who is useless!"

Mama Mao knelt down with a dry howl, and talked about today's events one by one.

And Yun Jiao, who had been ill all day, returned to his tent refreshed.

The so-called instead of consuming oneself internally, it is better to go crazy and consume others externally.

I didn't expect it, it's really enjoyable.

On the other side, after a busy day, Xie Zhixing, who was about to switch between Kezha and Yanchi, also returned to the tent and listened to Yinglu repeat what happened to the queen.

He frowned: "The queen is still like that." ”

"Mama Mao has always been mean and unforgiving, but the emperor wants to ......"

"No, she'll come to me if she can't stay up."

After a while, Xie Zhixing was still not at ease, and instructed the secret guard: "If the queen can't help but punish her, inform me in time." ”