Xie Zhixing originally had the intention of letting Yun Jiao know how powerful he was, but because he didn't say a word at dinner, she saw that there was no one to talk to her, so she buried herself all the way, the imperial meal was too delicious, and she accidentally ate herself. When she was standing and sitting, she was fine, but as soon as she lay down and did strenuous exercise, her stomach was full of discomfort, and she was about to vomit when she covered her mouth.

How much does the emperor love cleanliness?

Usually, if someone else wants to vomit, he has to swallow it back into his stomach, avoid the emperor, and let the palace maid come to take care of it. But when Yun Jiao covered his mouth with a bitter face, although his brows were furrowed, he didn't think about hiding, he just turned her over like a pancake and patted her on the back to tell her not to vomit and block her throat.

At this time, Yinglu came over with a spittoon and invited the Xi nobles over.

The spittoon is to avoid the Xi nobles who can't bear to vomit on the ground, if they can bear it, they should try not to spit it out in front of the emperor as much as possible, and get a breathable place outside to vomit.

Yinglu: "Can the little master hold back?" ”

"Yes!"

Yun Jiao didn't want to vomit in the house, for fear that the smell would be too big and he would not be able to sleep well in the second half of the night.

Seeing that the noble people were full of confidence, Yinglu was relieved.

Xie Zhixing looked at the surroundings that were constantly being regressed, but knew that she couldn't help it at all

"You don't have to go outside," Xie Zhixing grabbed the back of Yun Jiao's neck, took the spoon in Yinglu's hand with the other hand, and handed it to her: "Spit it up here." ”

The most amazing thing about the desire to vomit is that the urge to vomit, which was barely able to be contained, will be so strong in an instant that it cannot be suppressed at all when it sees the pits, plastic bags and spittoons.

Seeing her spit out, Yinglu's heartbeat missed.

He glanced at the emperor's face with his spare eyes, and saw that Shengyan's brows were really furrowed deeper, as if his patience had reached the limit, but the hand he put on Xi Guiren's back slowed down and patted: "Slow down and vomit, until you vomit comfortably, don't worry." "He didn't want to see the filth being traced.

Xie Zhixing's strength was well controlled, and his churning stomach seemed to be calmed down with his movements. She has a delicate and graceful figure, and she is only wearing a thin single coat, which should be a very reverie picture, but he just wants to sigh.

Yun Jiao vomited so much that his eyes were full of stars, and he felt much more comfortable after vomiting

The palace maid led her down to freshen up her mouth, brush her teeth with fragrant willow branches, and then took in the balls with a strange fragrance to make sure that there was no trace of peculiar smell, and then changed her clothes before being put back.

"Xiguiren, please come with the minions." As soon as Yun Jiao walked out of the door, Yinglu was waiting outside the door, but he didn't take her back to the house: "The emperor has already sat on the royal chariot, please take a step forward." ”

Yun Jiao was stunned: "Where are you going?" ”

"The little master's house needs to be dissipated overnight, and the emperor can't stoop here anymore, so he gave him a step to let the little master accompany him," Yinglu urged very gently: "It's not good to let the emperor wait for a long time, the little master please come with the slave." ”

She hurriedly walked up, and the emperor was indeed waiting on the imperial chariot.

Seeing her coming, he waved his hand: "No need to be polite, follow me back to Weiyang Palace." ”

This was the first time Yun Jiao had sat on the chariot, and he was carried by several people below, very steadily.

Sitting on the sedan chair should have a good demeanor, but after passing through the palace in the middle of the night, no one else watched, and thinking that the nobles usually can't sit on the chariot, I can't help but want to seize this opportunity to have a good experience.

So, when Xie Zhixing glanced back at her, he saw a noble man looking around on the sedan chair and probing his brain.

She's like a cat meme, looking left and right.

There are uniform requirements for the height of the eunuch who lifts the step, so that the sedan chair is stable and not shaking, and the person sitting on it is suspended, and Yun Jiao can't help shaking his legs. The night was as cool as water, and the wind flowed through the calves, and the mood was relaxed.

Xie Zhixing couldn't help laughing.

He has lived for so many years, and he has never seen such a stupid girl.

After only three seconds, Yun Jiao just raised his head.

Catching up with his gaze, she pursed her lips and gave him a flying kiss in a long way.

Xie Zhixing was stunned for a moment, and before he could react to the meaning of this action, time was turned back, where is there still a disciple who behaves Meng Lang? The Xi nobles sat in an orderly manner, with their hands slightly crossed on their laps, and when she saw the emperor looking back, she only raised a gentle and reserved smile, which was exactly the same smile that often appeared on the faces of the nobles in Beijing.

He withdrew his gaze and turned his head back to look at her again.

From Xianfu Palace to Weiyang Palace, he will pass through a forest with extremely beautiful cold plums, which used to keep Xie Zhixing's gaze, but now he didn't even look at it, and his mind was full of recalling the meaning of Yun Jiao's action.

What does the pursed lips and the particularly loud "Trojan Horse~" mean?

Xie Zhixing thought all the way.

When he arrived at Weiyang Palace, he settled on the most unlikely one from many possibilities - she actually kissed me in the air! Is that what she likes about me? In front of the palace maid and eunuch, in the aisle of the harem, I can't wait to kiss him?

The night breeze was extremely cold, but the emperor felt that the belated kiss stopped on his face, faintly hot.

"Your Majesty, it's here."

Yinglu stepped forward to help, but Xie Zhixing waved his hand.

He walked up to Yun Jiao, and when he saw her looking up at him, a moon was reflected in her eyes, watery like a milk dog, and he couldn't help but habitually pinch her face: "What are you thinking?" Let's stay in Weiyang Palace tonight, and after asking for peace tomorrow, I will go back to Xianfu Palace. ”

"Your Majesty, the concubine is hungry."

Xie Zhixing: "......"

Forget it, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth.

"It's easy to accumulate food with snacks before going to bed, not to mention that you just vomited."

"That concubine doesn't need snacks, let's have some hard dishes."

Xie Zhixing began to suspect that she was literate, but she couldn't understand human speech.

Of course, Yun Jiao can understand, but she only picks up what she likes to listen to, and if she doesn't like to listen, she is selectively deaf.

Dealing with disobedient children, Xie Zhixing also had another way, he didn't pay attention to her at all, turned his head and ordered: "Replace the Xi Guiren's meal this week with a light and easy-to-eat dish, and there is no need for dim sum and additional meals." ”

In the next second, Yun Jiao, who was like thunder, tugged at his sleeve and begged:

"Your Majesty, the concubine is wrong."

Seeing that the emperor's oil and salt did not enter, she was afraid that she would anger Shengyan by saying too much, so she had to go back and want to brush out other branches.

As a result, the brush was brushed out, and the emperor instructed Yinglu: "Send the imperial doctor who is on duty to come and give Xi Guiren a diagnosis and treatment." ”

The imperial physician in the palace was sent to the concubines for diagnosis and treatment, and even if they were not sick, they had to prescribe some decoction to nourish their bodies.

But any decoction does not taste good.

Yun Jiao was curious about drinking this bitter decoction medicine for many years, wasn't the concubine annoyed? It turned out that they were very superstitious about the saying that "good medicine is bitter", and the medicine list was long, and there were more precious medicinal materials, so they felt at ease and happy to drink it.

The imperial doctor came, cut off the symptoms of food accumulation for the Xi nobles, prescribed a health soup for stability, and made a list of taboos.

The next day, the six palaces all knew that the noble Xi was taken back to Weiyang Palace in the middle of the night, and they tossed the imperial doctor to come for diagnosis and treatment, but there was no problem.

The queen pulled her face when she heard the news in the morning.

"This noble person will pretend to be sick and invite pets and pester the emperor!"