Chapter Ninety-Five: Xi Concubine's Serial Five Whip Legs
The source of the matter has to be talked about that morning.
Since that time, the Imperial Garden bought the palace people and stuffed the incense powder that would make the cat go crazy into the bell of Yun Jiao's dance clothes, Jiang Guiren has been blacked out by Changle Palace for a while. The Queen Mother wanted to let her be cold and let her understand that even if she had this level of kinship, it was not that she could be domineering in the palace and rely on her to do evil.
Jiang Guiren, who was rejected by the Queen Mother, did stop for a few days.
She was angry at first, then afraid.
Jiang Guiren knew that the emperor was cold to her, if even the queen mother didn't like her, then she would have nothing to rely on in the palace. So when she heard that the Queen Mother was sick, Jiang Guiren felt that there was no end to her path, and this was an excellent opportunity for her to mend the relationship with the Queen Mother!
That's what she did, but she didn't think so.
Jiang Guiren was still angry in his heart.
The Queen Mother is a relative of herself, with the same blood, where did the concubine pop up as a wild fox? She felt that the Queen Mother's elbow was turned outward, not facing her, so when she went to Changle Palace, her posture was very low, and she had to wash the Queen Mother's feet in person.
The Queen Mother was curious about what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd, and she also wanted to see if she really figured it out.
It turns out that human temperament is very difficult to change in a short period of time.
After washing the feet of the Queen Mother, Jiang Guiren was busy asking: "Niangniang, did the concubine wash you well?" ”
She had long nails on her ten fingers, which made the Queen Mother uncomfortable, but she thought that the younger generation had a heart and was not picky, and at this time she also bowed her head shallowly: "Jiang Guiren has a heart." ”
After receiving a compliment, Jiang Guiren asked happily: "Then the lady has forgiven me?" ”
The Queen Mother raised her eyes and glanced at her: "It wasn't the mourning family who was almost scratched by your cat, what is the use of you asking the mourning family." ”
The grandmother next to her sighed in her heart when she heard it.
Xiao Master Jiang was still in a hurry.
Jiang Guiren didn't understand what the Queen Mother meant when she looked at her, and coquettishly told her: "The concubine only has the Queen Mother in her heart, and other concubines don't care." These days, as long as I think that Niangniang blames the concubine, the concubine will have trouble sleeping and eating, and if she can't eat well and sleep well, she will come to ask Niangniang for forgiveness. ”
……
The Queen Mother took a sip of warm water.
The Jiang family sent the daughter who was the most beautiful and poured all her heart and soul into the palace, although she was full of sincerity, Jiang Guiren's attainments in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting were also first-class among the women of Jinghua, but her lack of temperament could not be taught. There is no one else in her eyes, she infinitely magnifies her own joys and sorrows, and values her own efforts and pains as much as Mount Tai, and the suffering of others is as light as a feather.
Just like today, there is neither Yunjiao nor the Queen Mother in her eyes.
All she saw was the grievances she had suffered and the self she had "repented". Treating herself as a big deal to eat less, it was obvious that she had hurt people, but now she wanted the Queen Mother to gently expose it, because she had already realized her mistake and apologized, and others should forgive her and treat her well as before.
"Jiang Guiren came to Changle Palace to serve the sick, have you ever thought about whether the mourning family can eat or sleep?"
The Queen Mother asked.
Jiang Guiren was stunned: "Niangniang, the concubine has thought about ......"
The Queen Mother directly sent in the imperial physician on duty in Changle Palace and asked him if Jiang Guiren had ever cared for his body to him.
Jiang Guiren glared at him so much that his eyes were about to fall out.
The imperial doctor didn't dare to deceive in front of the Queen Mother, so he didn't raise his head: "Back to the Queen Mother, the minister has never seen Master Jiang." ”
In order to block Jiang Guiren's rhetoric, the Queen Mother sent the palace maids and eunuchs and the head of the small kitchen in to ask about it, and got a similar answer.
Jiang Guiren sent someone to boil a bucket of hot water and sprinkled the petals he brought with him in the hot water.
"The concubine is thinking that she can dredge the meridians for the queen mother......"
"You even care about people, you want to do what you want, and you feel comfortable,"
The Queen Mother sighed, her stomach was empty, her body was uncomfortable everywhere, and then she saw that Jiang Guiren was injured, and then there was no open fire: "Where do you care about the mourning family, are you afraid that you will have no mourning family and have a hard time in the harem." Look at you, it's really an unfilial thing, a white-eyed wolf who can't be raised! ”
Seeing that the Queen Mother was furious, Jiang Guiren knelt down in panic.
"Aunt is wronged, Wan'er really doesn't think so, it's just that Wan'er hasn't served a patient......"
Bang dang!
Hearing this almost title, the Queen Mother threw the cup on the ground and shattered it.
"Go out, the mourning family doesn't want to see you."
When Jiang Guiren was kicked out, he still wanted his grandmother to help intercede.
Mama was in a dilemma, so she met Concubine Xi who came to serve the sick in advance, and she was relieved. When Jiang Guiren saw her, she almost cried, she has suffered enough grievances these days, all because of this Yun family! She was very unlucky, obviously serving the Queen Mother so hard, but she was in a bad mood when she met the Queen Mother, if it was a normal day, how could the Queen Mother misunderstand her and be so angry with her!
Jiang Guiren decided that the Queen Mother was angry with her because the Queen Mother was in a bad mood, and the concubines who went in later would inevitably be bombarded into cannon fodder.
Thinking about it this way, Jiang Guiren felt much better.
She relied on this imagination and waited eagerly until the evening.
As a result, when Concubine Xi was left by the Queen Mother for dinner, she also rewarded a pair of jade melons. Jiang Guiren remembered that the pair of ornaments was very fond of the Queen Mother, the green skin and red flesh were clearly visible, saying that they were made of the rarest materials, and they were like ordinary melons and fruits, and they were actually rewarded to Xi Concubine, which shows that they were really moved by Xi Concubine.
"Why? Why was even the Queen Mother enveloped by her? ”
Jiang Guiren was puzzled, he was stunned for a long time, and rushed into the house to find out the body and silver, and wanted to spend money to open up the connections and find out what kind of tricks Concubine Xi used in Changle Palace. When she opened the cage like crazy, she found that the cage that seemed to be inexhaustible in the past was empty: "Gantang, Gantang!" Where is my silver? Who took my money? ”
Gan Tang, who followed up, shed tears: "The master told no one to touch your box, it's because Jiang Mansion hasn't sent silver two in for a long time......"
"It's all nonsense, and what about the rest of the front? Where did the flowers go! ”
After speaking, Jiang Guiren suddenly came back to his senses.
yes, where did the flowers go?
She is a relative of the Queen Mother, not the ancestor of the Queen Mother, even when she was still a concubine of Jiang, to buy the palace people and to inquire about the news, she had to make silver taels. She didn't know how to control herself, and she didn't feel it when she spent it one stroke at a time, but she unconsciously scattered all the silver taels.
Jiang Guiren pulled the pen account in his heart, and the pen and pen can be matched.
She was silent.
After a moment, she lay on the couch and whimpered: "It's all to blame for Concubine Xi, she bewitched my aunt, she hurt me!" ”
……
"Hello!"
Yun Jiao sneezed, and Xue Ya cast a worried look: "Does the master want to pass on the imperial doctor?" ”
"I'm not uncomfortable, it's not like the Imperial Doctor can solve it, most likely someone is talking bad about me behind my back."
Yun Jiao wiped her nose with a handkerchief.
"Who is so bad? The master has a candidate in his heart. ”
"It's too much, I'm joking, if I sneeze, I'm going to pass the doctor, what if I can't hit the second one in front of the doctor? Your master is not so squeamish, go boil some water, I want to take a bath. ”
The first advantage of having a kitchenette is that you can use hot water to your heart's content.
When there was no small kitchen before, Yun Jiao went to the Internal Affairs Office to buy a small stove and pot that were eliminated as defective products, and he could boil water by adding charcoal fire, but there were few pots, and it was enough to make tea.
Now there is a small kitchen, that burn, burn hard!
Concubine Li glanced at her: "You will enjoy it." ”
"It's a long way to go! The fragrant soup should be matched with a beauty," Yun Jiao leaned over and took her hand, with a hippie smile: "Sister Li Concubine came to take a duck bath with me, and we came to play in the water, so we will enjoy it." ”
Her tone was like an official flirting with a girl.
Li Concubine quickly retracted her hand: "Nonsense, let people hear what it looks like!" ”
"Is it okay not to be heard?"
Concubine Li stopped talking.
Yun Jiao looked over, and her face was red.
The emperor is a serious gentleman, so the harem is not charming, even the concubine who is on the throne with her appearance is not like the imaginary amorous and very open girl, just a bright and beautiful woman, and she was teased by Yun Jiao from the modern era, and she was at a loss.
"Anyway, it's not good, you're not serious, I won't tell you. I knew that you would come back after eating in Changle Palace, so I wouldn't keep your meal, and I came here to eat snacks! ”
"I don't even care about people, you don't even care about snacks!"
Concubine Li wanted to withdraw her hand, but she couldn't pull it out, but was stuck by Yun Jiao and pasted with her. Looking at her like this, I really can't expect her to have the demeanor of a favorite concubine! Concubine Li is tall in the palace, nearly 170 tall, and this one wants to push down her hairball...... It's just such a small one, and he can play a scoundrel against her! She was so angry and funny, holding her up, afraid that she would fall.
Feeling the connivance of the other party, the little hairball had to inch in and buried his face in Sister Mingyan's arms.
At this moment, the delicate body held by Yun Jiao stiffened.
And her back collar was lifted up, pulling her away from Concubine Li's arms.
"I didn't know that your people belonged to Concubine Li."
Behind him, the emperor's deep voice sounded.
"See the Emperor."
Concubine Li quickly saluted and said goodbye, and the palace maid in the house also knelt on the ground.
I have to say that the material of the clothes she wore after being promoted to the concubine position is good, especially strong, she was lifted slightly off the ground, and there were no traces of bad clothes, and the clothes were worn thickly in winter, and the strength of being lifted was evenly distributed, except for a little strangulation, it was not uncomfortable, Yun Jiao whispered: "The concubine also sees the emperor." ”
"You're facing away from me?"
"Then the emperor will put down the concubines first."
Xie Zhixing didn't answer her words, and instructed the others: "Don't be alarmed, Concubine Li has worked hard, get up." ”
Everyone, please get up.
Xie Zhixing just carried Concubine Xi like this, turned around and walked out of the house.
"Your Majesty, the concubine wants to walk by herself."
"I just saw that you are not like this, you have pounced on Concubine Li, why do you suddenly want to walk by yourself now?"
Yun Jiao heard that the emperor didn't want to punish her for this.
But she was still angry when she was lifted all the way, so she saved her gear and swung her heel back, which was equivalent to kicking the emperor's dragon leg with the heel of her shoe.
"You ......"
Xie Zhixing was stunned for a moment, and she went back in time.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
Kick it and read it once.
For Xie Zhixing, who has been practicing martial arts for many years, this can't even be said to be a pink fist embroidered leg, it can only be a series of five whip legs of a bear child.
"The concubine knows her mistake, please forgive the emperor magnanimously, spare the concubine, the concubine is obedient."
After reading the file for the sixth time, Yun Jiao was extremely docile and well-behaved.
Xie Zhixing, who was kicked five times: "......"
I really don't see where the obedience is.
(End of chapter)