The heroic words spoken by Li Concubine were not implemented.

Lan Concubine is often summoned to the front of the emperor, the holy family is very strong, if it was the whim of the emperor before, the many summons prove that she marked in front of the emperor, no longer a symbol sent by the grassland.

Generally, according to the qualifications of the Jin Feng, the emperor will put it together during the New Year, the reason is very simple and unpretentious - those who promise to be promoted to the nobles who are always in the Jin Dynasty, the canonization ceremony will be done together, saving money and trouble. So everyone looked, the concubine position was vacant, Concubine Xi was incompetent, she fell out of favor before the New Year's banquet, and let Concubine Lan take the lead, maybe in the new year, there will be one more Concubine Lan in the palace!

This time, the one who couldn't sit still the most was Concubine Wei.

She has a daughter under her knees, and she has been in the palace for a long time, and she should be the concubine, what is the matter with Lan Concubine?

"She, like Concubine Xi, has a lot of favor, but she can't be born," Wei Concubine hated in Yikun Palace: "Fall in front of the palace and look like a favorite concubine, I'm sorry!" Concubine Xi is also a fool, she can only eat and sleep stupidly, and she also digs a bird's nest with the eldest prince, and the emperor will send her to the garden next year, just relying on Huaguo Mountain, to send her back to her hometown. ”

If she really let a barbarian woman press on her head, Wei Concubine really wanted to hang herself.

And Jiang Guiren is even more unwhole.

She originally coveted the concubine position, but now she has been demoted to a nobleman, and she is still thinking about resuming the throne, Lan Concubine wants to go to the next level, can she be happy? Isn't Concubine Xi quite good at competing for favor? Go and stop her in front of the emperor!

Yun Jiao, who had high hopes from Wei Concubine and Jiang Guiren, was pondering how to make essential oils.

There are various methods of extracting essential oils, and the most commonly used distillation method requires the use of a distillation container, but the container Yunjiao can't do it, and he can't even draw drawings. At that time, Yun Jiao remembered an "infinite monkey theorem", which refers to the belief that in probability, even if a monkey is randomly typed on the keyboard in front of a typewriter, as long as there are enough trials and errors, it can eventually create any work, even "The Complete Works of Shakespeare".

She has this trial-and-error capital.

It's just that he can't be ruthless to be this monkey.

Eventually, Yun Jiao exhausted her brains and remembered an ancient extraction method that she had seen before, called the method of separating fat.

"Xue Ya, go and help me get some camellia petals."

There are not many flowers that will bloom in winter, and more of the types that Yun Jiao wants to do can only wait for the spring to do: "Then go to the office to buy glass plates." ”

Nowadays, the technology of burning glass is very mature, and it is still very easy for the concubine to buy some.

Xue Ya was sad again, and whispered to Gong Mei outside: "If it was changed to before, it was only a few pieces of glass, where would our master have to pay for silver." ”

"If you can buy it with silver, your life will not be sad, and the master can think about it, so don't worry about it."

"Well, you're big-hearted!"

didn't get Gongmei's echo, Xue Ya left angrily.

After the glass plate was brought back, Yun Jiao applied oil to each layer, and then placed the petals of the camellia on top, stacked them one by one, and tied them under the sun.

This method is complex and time-consuming, but fortunately, the most important thing Yunjiao lacks is time, and she doesn't do it if it doesn't take time!

Fortunately, Xianfu Palace is full of its own people.

Otherwise, if she went out to be the head of the first house, and the promise of living in often accepted the benefits of others, and she would have accused her of extravagance and waste, she would not have been so comfortable. Li Concubine advocates a diet with less oil and less sugar, and the oil in the sub-example is too much to use up, so she can take it, and Yun Jiao paints a cake for her: "When I make the camellia essential oil, I will give you a bottle, but it is fragrant." ”

"Okay, I'll wait."

Concubine Li perfunctory her.

In fact, Yun Jiao is also trying for the first time, and it is not certain that it will not succeed.

If you fail, it's good to start over.

The palace maids and eunuchs of Xianfu Palace didn't know what Yun Jiao was doing, but Xue Ya and Gong Mei gradually looked forward to it under the influence of their masters, and when the "essential oil" was successfully made, it would be used to maintain the skin, take a bath, and add fragrance to the carpet.

She lives her own life and doesn't care about the concubines competing for favor.

However, it may be that the New Year's banquet is approaching, and some people feel that they are about to rise on the ground, so they repeatedly cross the thunder pool.

Fruits in winter are rare, and it is likely that the concubines below the rank will not be able to eat them all winter, and the lack of vitamins will make the corners of the mouth blister. And above the concubines, it can only be said that they can receive some, and they can't be opened up to eat, and they can't get it when it's late. When Xue Ya went to the melon and fruit room of the Internal Affairs Office to receive the melons sent by the Hot Spring Villa, she was squeezed to the back by the butterfly of Youlan Garden: "My master is going to take over today, the emperor loves to eat melons, father-in-law, you give me more points." ”

Xueya went early, so I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to receive it.

As a result, Die'er cut the queue and took away the remaining two plates of melons.

"Everything is said to come first and come first, but there are no rules here?"

Xue Ya can't be angry.

She thought that her master liked to eat sweet melons and fruits, so she deliberately came to the Nanguo room in advance to wait, it didn't matter if she was squeezed twice, she was reluctant to let her master's expectations be disappointed.

Die'er glanced at her with the tail of her eyes, the contempt in her eyes was easily visible, and she replied to her: "I know that the girl came early, and I want to line up early, and I can't stand to accompany my mother to prepare for the ride." You take care of it more, let's stutter less, we can't miss the driver, I haven't seen the emperor for a while, eat something else to deal with! ”

Xue Ya is actually not a caring person, where is the place in the palace to fight for will, she has always been humble, it is about the master, so she spoke up and theorized, but she was so capped that she couldn't say a word. I think how the emperor could lack that plate of melons, it was just a raft for her to show off her holy favor.

Seeing that she was speechless, Butterfly walked away haughtily.

The eunuch of Nanguofang didn't want to offend Xianfu Palace, so he gritted his teeth and took out a plate of mandarins: "This is the slave's filial piety to Concubine Xi's mother, let Master Xi not be angry, take it back to Tiantianzui." ”

Die'er cut in line in front of him, and it was his fault that he didn't play the role of preventing the overseer.

But he didn't dare to stop Concubine Lan, who was getting the holy favor.

Then admit it yourself.

"Thank you, father-in-law."

Xue Ya barely pulled out a smiley face.

When she went back, she changed her words: "Blame the slave and maid for being late, and didn't get the melon, the slave and maid sighed for fear that the master would blame, and the father-in-law also sent a plate of mandarin oranges, and the master should taste the sweetness." ”

The mandarin orange is peeled, and the flesh inside is very small, and Yun Jiao eats half of it in one bite.

She showed off her plate of mandarin oranges and asked, "Tell me what happened in the Nanguo Room." ”

"Mother's ......"

Xue Ya panicked.

"Say it."

After Yun Jiao ate the mandarin oranges, she went to get snacks to eat.

Because I thought that I would definitely have to read the file later, I ate zero calories and zero calories at this time, so I simply ate a good meal.

Seeing that the master had already understood everything, Xue Ya had no choice but to tell what happened in Nanguofang, and then she knelt down and admitted her mistake: "The slave should not hide anything from the master, but I am afraid that the mother will feel uncomfortable." ”

Hearing this, Yun Jiao frowned.

A plate of melons is gone

What she was not happy about was that Xue Ya was being bullied outside.

"I see."

Yun Jiao helped her up, hugged her and read the file.

Time goes back to the time when I just finished saying goodbye and returned to Xianfu Palace.

Xue Ya took off the headdress for her, and said with a smile: "It is said that the Hot Spring Mountain Resort sent a batch of melons, and the slave maid will go to fetch them for the master." ”

"Today I want to pick it up myself. By the way, lend me your clothes to wear. ”

Yun Jiao pressed her hand.

"The clothes of the slave and maid, how can they be worthy of the mother!"

There are rules for dressing in the palace, you can't skip the ranks, and you can't deliberately dress down and lose the royal face. However, Xue Ya is the big palace maid next to her, and the clothes she usually wears are not bad, and many of the ones she promised to wear are not as glamorous and elegant as her. If Yun Jiao wants to wear it, she can barely do it, but it looks like she is very poor.

It doesn't matter if you're poor, Yun Jiao is not afraid of being laughed at.

"I just want to wear it, you give me your most common haircut."

"Do you want to dress up as a slave?"

The master was playful, and Xue Ya naturally accompanied: "The mother is good-looking, and she is stunning in burlap, and the slave and maid will find you a new body, but the job of taking melons in the Nanguo room should be given to the slave maid!" How can there be a reason for the master to receive melons and fruits, not to mention that the slave and maid are afraid that they will not be able to receive it if they go late, so they will go to the row in advance, and they will suffer a lot of sin this day. ”

Yun Jiao refused all and insisted on going in person.

Xueya had no choice but to agree: "It's okay if Niangniang wants to go, but the slave has to follow, and no one around to support her can't do it." ”

"Okay! But you've got to listen to me, you're listening......"

Yun Jiao beckoned, asked her to come over with her ear, and gave some instructions.

After finishing the dressing, Yun Jiao counted the time and went to the Nanguo room to line up, and the other palace maids saw that Concubine Xi was coming, and they all saluted and asked her to go first. Yun Jiao's face stiffened, so that they were not allowed to speak: "This palace wants to experience the fun of queuing up to receive melons, and none of you have many mouths." ”

The concubine's words were very powerful, and everyone had to be quiet.

When Die'er arrived, she once again turned a blind eye to the long line, walked straight to the position of the father-in-law of Nanguofang, and squeezed away the palace maid who was in the first place: "My master ...... it"

said that it was too late, it was too fast, and the "palace maid" she had just squeezed away fell to the ground and let out a scream that resounded through the sky.

The acting skills are not enough, and the volume is to make up.

It's a shame to say that this technique was learned by Yun Jiao from the doctor.

As long as she stays in the hospital long enough, there is always a chance to see the doctor up close, Yun Jiao saw the uncle crying "My son died so miserably-" kneeling, and the person behind him "Uncle, it's a girl who died" didn't have time to say the reminder, her doctor took the first step to slide and shovel, followed by a loud scream, interrupting the other party's spell casting and reading, interrupting the output cycle of the medical trouble, and when they reacted, the security guard had already arrived.

"It hurts, it hurts."

Poor lines, flawed acting: "Hongu's arm seems to be broken." ”

Die'er looked confused.

She really just wanted to squeeze people away, and it didn't take much effort!

The palace maids are all thin, she is practicing dance, her strength is a little, her weight has been no more than eighty for a long time, how can she squeeze people to the ground and break her arms? Let's act!

Then I saw the face of the woman who fell to the ground, and her brain buzzed, and she secretly said that it was not good.

No matter how favored Concubine Lan is, she can't keep a Diao slave who hurts her concubine.

She's finished, she's finished!

Butterfly was about to argue, and wanted to say, can't you see that this is pretending? At this moment, Xue Ya, who lifted the curtain of the door, saw this scene, and was so shocked that the food box fell to the ground, rushed in desperately, and hugged Yun Jiao on the ground and cried sadly: "Niangniang, what's wrong with Niangniang!" She raised her eyes and glared at the helpless Die'er: "Poisonous woman, you have such a vicious heart, you actually committed a crime and attacked Concubine Xi's mother!" ”

She didn't know Yun Jiao's plan at all, and this true feeling was much better than her master's acting skills, and it suddenly raised the atmosphere to an undue height.

Even Die'er doubted herself in disbelief, could it be that she inadvertently trained Tie Shan, and squeezed Concubine Xi into a cripple with a gentle squeeze?

Yun Jiao rolled her eyes very hard, then closed her eyes and threw her head back, her tongue out.

"Mother-"

Xue Ya wept bitterly.

Things happened very quickly, and the palace maids in the back couldn't see how they were squeezed at all, only that the palace maids in Youlan Yuan Die'er squeezed the Xi concubines in front of them hard, and the people fell to the ground, and then screamed!

"Ouch, what's going on, pass on the Imperial Doctor." Nanguofang's father-in-law was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and if something happened while he was on duty, he was afraid that he would be implicated.

At this time, Yun Jiao, who pretended to be unconscious, saved a file.

She wasn't sure who the doctor would be or if he would help her speak.

It doesn't matter, read the file a few more times, and you will always be able to read a perfect development.

"I'm not, I don't, I'm just squeezing ......"

Butterfly was so frightened that she cried, completely losing her previous arrogance.

"Our master doesn't fight or grab, he just wants to eat melons in a hurry, what's in the way of you, do you have to be so her?"

Xue Ya scolded sharply, hugged Yun Jiao and cried.

Tears were dripping down her cheeks, and she began to worry that this girl was crying too sincerely, and waited for the big snot to run down her body.

Fortunately, before Yun Jiao's worries came true, she was carried to a nearby couch to lie down.

"Doctor Zhang has arrived!"

This is the Queen's people, no.

"Doctor Jiang has arrived!"

Listening to the surname is the right person, no.

"Doctor Zhang has arrived!"

Yun Jiao's fingertips trembled, listening to what he had to say.

Her favor is no longer what it used to be, but Imperial Doctor Zhang has taken advantage of her, the two are in the same boat, forgive him for not daring not to speak to her.

Doctor Zhang asked after hearing this, and frowned: "Well......"

Xue Ya was anxious: "Don't you mmmm! What the hell is wrong with the mother! Please, don't sell it. ”

"I know Miss Xueya is in a hurry, but don't worry about it yet."

Doctor Zhang's heart is bitter.

He didn't mean to sell off the guanzi, he was recalling what he had learned all his life, racking his brains to think about how to make up enough serious injuries from the victim of Xi Concubine, who didn't have a bruise on her arm.

"Mother is like this, how can I not be in a hurry!"

Snow Bud burst into tears.

"You don't understand, you wait a while." It's being made up, it's really being made up.

The imperial physician is a foreign man, and when treating concubines, many people must be present and the door must be open.

Therefore, it is inconvenient for Imperial Doctor Zhang to suggest that Concubine Xi Niangniang fall to the ground twice at this time to create injuries.

Trauma can be examined with the eye, so it's not easy to lie.

"Wait for the minister to diagnose the pulse of the mother."

Imperial Doctor Zhang changed his mind and decided to start with internal injuries, but this one really frowned.

This touches......

Why is it a bit like Ximai?