The errand eunuch quickly took Tong Shi over.

It records in detail which concubine the emperor favored, how long it took, and how many times he called for water.

"Look, the last time I was with you."

Xie Zhixing flipped it out, and there was a blank behind it.

Seeing that he was so enthusiastic, Yun Jiao gave him face, and pretended to care very much: "I saw it, I saw it." ”

Her acting skills were clumsy, and Xie Zhixing saw through it at a glance.

He couldn't help but be a little discouraged, the first time he opened his mind, but his sweetheart was a fairy who didn't enter the oil and salt: "It's okay, it's a good thing that you don't care." ”

Yun Jiao snorted: "Didn't the emperor use his concubines as stand-ins?" Why bother with the feelings of the stand-in, as long as you eat and drink well to raise the stand-in, the concubine is willing to do this job, you can even call her name to the concubine, if the concubine doesn't laugh like her, then the concubine won't laugh. ”

In ancient times, the living conditions of the concubines were very good.

treats those who give themselves moonsilver, and Yun Jiao gives due respect.

"What stand-in?" Xie Zhixing was inexplicable.

"The person who saw the screen in the emperor's study last time."

Xie Zhixing was angry and funny, and twisted her face: "That time you misunderstood, I saw that you were stupid and took advantage of the situation, and the person who embroidered on the screen was originally you." If you don't believe me, I can pass the craftsman over and let you ask for it. Wouldn't it be uncomfortable if I kept looking at people through you? Even if you don't have any affection for me, no one likes to be used as a substitute! ”

He put himself in his shoes for a moment.

With his pride, I'm afraid that the moment he learns that he is being used as a stand-in, he will want to kill this person.

"It turned out to be a concubine,"

Yun Jiao sighed: "As long as you treat your concubines well, what if you are a stand-in?" The concubine didn't care. ”

She was thinking, isn't that the kind of wife chasing crematorium like this? The one who thinks he's a stand-in, but in fact he's the main one, after going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, he finally explained the things that can be explained clearly with one opening and one close.

Maybe it didn't go through the ordeal, so there were no waves.

"However, I can be appreciated by the emperor, and the concubine is really grateful to you."

Yun Jiao smiled, with small dimples on his cheeks.

Xie Zhixing choked on a mouthful of blood in his throat, how many days he endured it, and what he had struggled in his heart for so long, he couldn't hide it in front of her, and he could confess more than the prisoner who fell into the hands of the Shen Criminal Division, and almost asked her to pick up her pants, but she was unmoved. He knew very well that Yun Jiao was not a cold kaolin flower, she was easy-going, and she did not resist having a round room with him, but it was like warm swallow water that couldn't be boiled, and it wasn't cold to the touch, but she couldn't respond to his piping hot.

"I've been controlling myself these days not to think about you."

Xie Zhixing said in a muffled voice.

Yun Jiao was puzzled: "Why control?" ”

"I'm afraid that I will be influenced by you in the future, how long have you been in the palace? I don't want to turn over other people's brands, and I feel that the concubine is not worthy of you. This is still not a happy relationship, I am so ridiculous that I am just moved by you, in case you and I continue to develop, I am afraid that I will be able to do something shameless to face the ancestors and ancestors, and I will be played with by you in applause, and I don't even want the country anymore. I thought, far away from you, it will fade in two days. ”

He lowered his head, like an annoyed puppy: "I don't blame you for this, it's useless and I can't hold it." ”

Yun Jiao sighed: "Is the emperor in control?" ”

"Small results."

As he said this, he looked away.

The dignified son of heaven didn't even dare to look at her directly.

"Then the concubine will come and check the results."

Yun Jiao's heart was playful, and she held his face in both hands, trying to turn his face around.

She struggled a little, but she didn't turn.

Yun Jiao was surprised: "The dragon's neck is very hard. ”

It didn't matter, if the mountain didn't come, she would go to the mountain, and she leaned down to look at him.

This woman's perception of the rules is to call herself a concubine, and the rest are presumptuous, but when the pair of curious deer eyes came in, it seemed to have crashed into his heart, he closed his eyes and did not look at her, but his face was red

Yun Jiao smiled: "I didn't control it." ”

Xie Zhixing was annoyed and angry: "I'm not like you. ”

"The concubine still didn't expect that the concubine could make you do something ashamed of your ancestors and ancestors."

Xie Zhixing opened his eyes and motioned for the palace maids and eunuchs to go out.

When the outsiders had withdrawn, he whispered to Yun Jiao:

"The queen is the marriage referred to by the first emperor, in case you tell me that you want to be the queen, and you want to be abolished after I am abolished, under the premise that the queen has no major fault, it is an unfilial act, and I will be poked in the backbone, and I am not sure if I can hold it in the future."

The old house is on fire, and the reason is burned clean.

Xie Zhixing did not hesitate to speculate on himself with the greatest malice.

Yun Jiao also whispered to him: "Your Majesty, the concubine doesn't want to be the queen, and the palace affairs are troublesome." ”

"What if you want to get involved in politics? But this is okay, there is a precedent for the Empress Dowager Haotian......"

"Your Majesty, if you don't want to deal with palace affairs, will you want to deal with government affairs?"

"I think about it again," Xie Zhihou muttered, "If you want to dig into the minister's heart and liver, maybe I will agree to you." ”

The beloved woman is the beast of the flood.

The bad thing is that he has become a zoophile, and he can't love it.

Yun Jiao: "I don't want to see it, thank you." ”

"Actually, if you want to see it, it's not completely impossible, I see that there are several ministers who are on the verge of committing the crime of Ling Chi's execution, and when that day comes, let the executioner leave the heart and liver part for you."

Xie Zhixing actually thought about it seriously.

He didn't come up with a more absurd request for the time being, but he was still haunted and embarrassed.

After all, ordinary people are crazy about love and scourge the whole family, and the emperor is crazy about love and scourge the world.

"Alas......"

He sighed, "I really can't imagine what kind of madness I can do after I am in love with you. ”

Yun Jiao looked at him: "Your Majesty, as long as the concubines don't like you, you will be solved." ”

"That's not going to work."

Xie Zhixing refused.

He clearly thinks about it badly, but he doesn't dare to admit it, and he belongs to pre-love anxiety.

Yun Jiao saw him sitting on the edge of the bed, and his side face with thin lips was also very beautiful.

What does the emperor like about her?

She thought that she hadn't done anything, could it be that the emperor had a system to attack her?

She didn't do anything to make the emperor fall in love with herself, so if she used her brain to seduce the emperor a little, wouldn't the emperor be fascinated by her?

No, Yun Jiao wants to try.

"Your Majesty."

"Hmm."

"The concubine wants to eat melons."

- If you want to eat melons now, I'm afraid I'll take me for a fool in the future.

Xie Zhixing was worried, and at the same time asked people to take the melon and cut it for her to eat.

Yun Jiao tried again: "Your Majesty, the concubines want you to feed the concubines." ”

Now I want him to feed the cut melon to his mouth, and I am afraid that in the future, I will want me to present the throne with both hands.

Xie Zhixing anxiously fed her melons.

Yun Jiao tried again again: "Your Majesty, the concubines have to wipe their mouths." ”

She pursed her lips.

Now I want him to wipe her mouth, and if she kills someone in the future, won't I also wipe her ass?

Through the handkerchief, Xie Zhixing's hand touched her soft lips.

He suddenly felt that it was not impossible to kill people.

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