Chapter 125: Everything Has a Response

Sending affection to letters, paying attention to your love and my willingness.

Xie Zhixing threw the letterhead back into Qingque's hand with an expressionless face: "Let her rewrite it." ”

Qingque had no choice but to go to Xianfu Palace again.

"Niangniang, the emperor ......" He considered the wording: "Maybe I think Niangniang's reply is too short, Niangniang should write more."

This time and again, the ink that Xue Ya had grinded before was not dry.

Yun Jiao raised his pen again and groaned.

She doesn't know Chinese, she can only speak in the vernacular:

"The concubine was playing chess with Concubine Li, and when she received a letter from the emperor, she suddenly looked at it. Regarding the emperor, what you said, the concubine will simply say it, the emperor understands, no matter what, your decision is what you have decided, and what the concubine is thinking about is the concubine's idea, which means that, everyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand will never understand, the water in the harem is very deep, and there are too many things involved. ”

Like a student who has been ordered an eight-hundred-word essay, Yun Jiao racked his brains to add content to it.

While others flesh out the content by adding arguments, she does so by writing them very large.

The font is enlarged and enlarged, and I wish I could write a page of one word.

Because it is a method that I only remembered halfway through writing, the font at the beginning of the letter is still of normal size, and the later it is written, it gets bigger and bigger, and it develops in a trapezoidal shape.

"Okay, you can take it back and hand it over to the emperor."

Qingque saw that the reply was much thicker this time, and she was relieved.

He took a step backwards and presented it to the emperor again, and handed it to the emperor.

Xie Zhixing shook off the folded letter, and there was still the kind of incense that Yun Jiao loved to light on the letter, and there was a poetry of love and courtesy in writing letters between men and women, and writing some intimate flirtatious words in the days when they couldn't see each other......

At the end of the letter, his fist hardened.

"Let Xi Concubine not have to draw again every month and hand it over to Wei Concubine," he instructed, "Change it to write an article for Wei Concubine to read." ”

Yun Jiao's character is reluctant to come, Xie Zhixing retreated and asked for the second, not asking her to write a long reply, just have a lot of words in the horizontal and vertical directions. So he didn't care about anything, and when he remembered it, he wrote her a note.

And Yun Jiao also responded to everything-

"Huh? That's too much, isn't it? ”

"What's going on?"

"Indeed."

"Laughing to death."

"Makes sense."

"Well said."

"Good fellows."

……

When Xie Zhixing subconsciously wrote the "true" instructions in the fold, he suddenly found that Yun Jiaoxing may not be able to write love letters that move people's hearts, but she is really a master in pulling others to the same height as her.

Thoughtfully, he took a portion of the letter and gave it to the green sparrow.

"If someone asks you about the contents of the letters, you give them away."

"Minions understand."

The emperor was like a god, and there was a little eunuch from Qiankun Palace to Xianfu Palace who kept running back and forth, and the reply letter written by Yun Jiao arrived in the hands of the queen at night.

"Write a letter? I didn't expect the emperor to have this side. The queen said sourly: "Concubine Xi can only be said to be able to read and write, not as good as this palace at all, some people regard pearls as nothing, but they go to hold fish eyes, which is ridiculous." ”

Sour is a little sour, and it's true.

As the daughter carefully taught by the Wei family, the queen's literary attainments are few times higher than Yun Jiao.

When the queen opened the letter, she thought that the obscene words would be written in it, but she looked at the encrypted calls on the screen.

A long article of hundreds of words, with only one sentence of useful information, "The concubine is playing chess with Concubine Li".

"Huh,"

She sneered and threw the letterhead on the case: "At first glance, you will think that Concubine Xi is a fool who does not know big characters, does not understand pen and ink, and can only talk nonsense, but this is a letter sent to the emperor, and there must be a mystery in it." Xi Concubine's method of spreading suspicion is still a little tender. Winter painting, come over and take a look, this character is getting bigger and bigger, combined with the sentence that the water in the harem is very deep, is it implying that the harem is becoming more and more chaotic under the governance of the palace? ”

This is to give her eye medicine in front of the emperor!

The queen was shocked, and wanted to know the real meaning behind this bullshit letter.

"No, I'm afraid it's hard to decipher the real content alone."

The queen groaned and motioned for the winter painting to copy a copy of it and send it out of the palace.

The dangerous family has some doormen, which is equivalent to a think tank.

Even if Concubine Xi is a little clever, she is definitely not the opponent of the dangerous family.

The queen pondered how to deal with Concubine Xi one night, dreaming of going to her mother and leaving her son, but the next morning a decree stunned her - the emperor was fortunate to the palace maid Yanyun and promised to make her a treasure.

The position of a promise is not high, and the problem lies in this account.

She climbed the dragon bed as a palace maid, and she is also worthy of the precious word?

It was as if the drought thunder exploded in the queen's ears, her face was hot, and she couldn't come back to her senses for a while, and she was first annoyed: "The palace maid who served in front of the emperor was trying to bewitch the emperor? If you want to seal it, it should be sealed by the palace, and the emperor can't wait like this? ”

The emperor slept with the palace maid and asked the queen to seal it, which not only showed that the middle palace was virtuous, but also let the little promise who had just gotten the rain and dew know that even if he accepted the favor, the queen in the harem still had the final say, and he wanted to respect the queen.

Seeing the queen's calm face, Dong Hua had no choice but to harden her head and comfort: "Miss Yanyun just broke the situation of Xi Concubine being good at spoiling her, and Niangniang also looks forward to someone else in front of the emperor to solve the ......"

Before she could finish her sentence, she was slapped in the face.

"As soon as the palace asked people to lift her to the front of the palace to serve tea, she climbed onto the dragon bed that night, is there still a palace in her heart? Apparently not a good one, slut! ”

The queen's expression was as hideous as a rakshasa.

Winter painting didn't dare to argue, nor did he dare to beg for mercy, so he knelt down and kowtowed.

"Heartless, this palace is a little handful, she doesn't know how to measure, and she loses the face of this palace!" She hated, and there were palace maids on the left and right holding her as if she was sifting chaff: "The emperor went to the early court?" This palace wants to see what kind of Gu she plays, and the emperor is so fascinated that he wants to give her a precious word as a title! ”

People who don't know how to choose, greedy and unscrupulous live in the world, always have to be angry again and again, and live every day to the fullest.

In the queen's imagination, even if Yan Yun often shows her face in front of the emperor, with the emperor's indifferent female style, I am afraid that it will be extremely difficult to be favored, she sends people to him, and contradictoively hopes that he will not touch Yan Yun. And Yanyun is a maidservant girl, she should be careful when she gets this promotion: keep chastity, even if she is really favored, it is best to read the queen's good on the dragon bed.

As a result, the two got along on the same day, and the queen's mentality collapsed on the spot.

At the same time, Qingque sent a new letter to Yun Jiao's hand, with four words written on it:

"Li Dai Tao stiff."

Yun Jiao had never read Sun Tzu's Art of War, and had only been in school for a few days, and was quite dissatisfied with the frequent quotation of allusions by the Xueba Emperor, who had a top tutor, so he wrote a four-word reply:

"Zun Du Fake Dut"

Emperor: I really didn't sleep

Kyaukjiao: Zun Du fake (real fake)

There is a bit of popular nonsense literature in the middle of this chapter, but it has been modified by the finch herself

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