Chapter 56: Zombies Are Perfect for Idols!
Hearing Wang Yuan's question of wanting to pierce her bones, the expression on Ai Mizuno's face suddenly froze, and she became a zombie face like she described her race.
"Hmmm... The question ... Ai Mizuno wanted to find an excuse to say that she had just turned into a zombie in this hotel for unknown reasons, but when a pair of royal bills were so fierce that they seemed to swallow her that they wanted to swallow her green and dark eyes, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to say it again, so they could only swallow a mouthful of saliva.
"I'm sorry, I'm a zombie!" Ai Mizuno finally lowered her head, folded her hands, and succumbed to Wang Yuan's momentum.
Ai Mizuno, who lowered her head, didn't hear any reaction from Wang Yuan, and she raised her head a little cringely under curiosity, but what she saw was Wang Qian who didn't know what to think.
Looking at Wang Qian's slightly thoughtful expression, Ai Mizuno always felt a chill, reluctantly lifted his spirits, and asked, "Do you want to ask what's the matter?" ”
"It's nothing, I'm thinking about being found in love or becoming a zombie, which one is more disqualified?" Wang Qian talked about an unexpected problem of Ai Mizuno without any obsession.
Faced with this strange and unpredictable problem of Wang Yuan, Mizuno Ai's scalp was numb, and his brain couldn't slow down a little, so he had to whisper: "Maybe the two are the most disqualified idols together!" ”
"Do you have both?" Wang Qian asked subconsciously.
"No, no, no." Ai Mizuno hurriedly shook her head frantically, almost like throwing her head off, and said eagerly: "I'm not in love, and becoming a zombie is also a recent thing." ”
"I won't do things that disqualify idols!"
"I'm not your fan, it's none of my business if you're in love or not!" Wang Qian was expressionless and said coldly.
"I'm more curious about turning into a zombie than idols and love."
Hearing Wang Yuan's words, Ai Mizuno's expression stiffened again, and after taking a deep breath, he decided to tell his experience of turning into a zombie:
"Two years ago, when the idol group I belonged to was performing in Saga, I was accidentally struck by lightning."
Wang Qian couldn't help but complain: "Will be struck by thunder and lightning, are you crossing the catastrophe?" ”
"It's just an ordinary lightning strike, it's an accident, right?" In the end, Ai Mizuno also said a little uncertainly.
What's even more surprising is that Xu Fu, who was living in seclusion in Saga at the time, was actually on the audience. I couldn't bear to see me die young, so he bit me and made me a third-generation zombie. ”
"Xu Fu? The third generation of zombies? Wang Qian opened his mouth, his brows furrowed, he really couldn't figure out why people in the Xianqin era would go to Dongying's side to see idols.
As for why Xu Fu was able to live until now, Wang Qian didn't have any doubts and feelings, after all, cultivating and immortality was a matter of course.
Ai Mizuno continued to explain, saying: "That's right, it is Xu Fu, who was the Lord of the Seven Stars and the First Emperor of Tiance who went to Dongying to ask for medicine in the Immortal Qin Era. However, according to Xu Fu's statement, he actually did not go to Dongying, but found the zombie god and general somewhere in the Central Plains, and was bitten by him and became a second-generation zombie. ”
Xu Fu knew that the First Emperor of Heaven never wanted to become a zombie, so he had to forget his life and flee, during which he had amazing luck, encountered the divine beast Phoenix Nirvana, and absorbed the essence of phoenix blood. He originally wanted to give half of the Tiance First Emperor to heal his wounds, but when he returned to his homeland, he had heard that the First Emperor had died tragically at the hands of the overlord Xiang Yu. ”
"With resentment, Xu Fu and Xiang Yu launched a shocking duel, and in the end, both were defeated, and retreated to Dongying to retreat to the countryside."
Wang Qian heard this kind of history, and couldn't help but sigh: "I can't imagine that I can hear such a secret history here, it's really unexpected!" ”
Ai Mizuno didn't know much about the history of the Central Plains because he wanted to be an idol before, but he didn't know Wang Qian's mood at the moment, so he could only continue: "According to Xu Fu, during his retirement in Saga, he also rescued several girls who were destined to do so, and wanted to organize a zombie group one day. ”
Wang Qian raised his eyebrows and asked in disbelief: "So what Xu Fu thought of was to let zombies be idols?" ”
Ai Mizuno nodded affirmatively and said, "After all, even if people become zombies, they still need to live. ”
"More than 10 years ago, I heard that there was a corpse disaster on the side of Longmen, many people turned into zombies after blood transfusions, and a large part of them retained their sanity and a part of their high bloodlines, and zombies who were not afraid of the sun were unwilling to suck the blood of living people, and more zombies came out, so they collectively went to work in the mortuary and sucked the blood of the dead to survive."
"When the supply of mortuaries outstripped demand, they joined the Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) group to search for bodies in war-torn places."
"As for us, although we are three generations of zombies with relatively pure blood, we are not afraid of the sun, silver, or spells, but we always need to rely on human blood to survive, unless we find something like phoenix blood like Xu Fu, which can support the needs of zombies for a lifetime."
"But after so many years, the market and transportation for buying and selling human blood on the black market have matured a lot. Although there is a problem with the hygiene of those bloods, there may be various viruses, but this is completely fine for us zombies. We just need to work hard to live like normal people! ”
"Oh oh... Wang Qian heard so many bizarre things, and his brain couldn't react at once, so he had to keep nodding his head to deal with it.
Ai Mizuno's enthusiasm seemed to be ignited suddenly, and she said, "Actually, zombies are very suitable for idols!" ”
"Fans don't need to worry about scandals, because normal people don't dare to fall in love with zombies."
"Zombies don't get sick, they don't get out of shape and miss activities."
"Zombies have a handshake meeting, not to mention the need to take a break after holding for a while, you can hold until the fans are so tired that they can't walk."
"Zombies don't have a high fever and burn to 70 degrees, and they still need to practice dancing if they have comminuted fractures in their legs."
"So Xu Fu is right, only zombies can put an end to the Warring States era of this idol and truly dominate the idol world."
"If only all idols were zombies!" Ai Mizuno finally came up with a violent summary of unknown meaning.
"Shhhhhh Wang Qian gasped, looked at the coffin that Mizuno Ai was carrying, decided to change the topic, and said, "Why don't we talk about this coffin!" ”
When Ai Mizuno heard Wang Yuan's request, he untied the rope that tied the coffin to himself, put down the coffin he had been carrying, and said, "Now lying in the coffin is the valley Kiriko of the 283 Office. ”