After returning home, Yan Xiao's stomach was really uncomfortable, and he slept until midnight and got up to look for stomach medicine in the medicine box.

She was sitting in the living room taking medicine, and Yan's mother saw her at night, walked over and whispered, "Why haven't you slept yet?" ”

"My stomach is upset, take some medicine." Yan Xiao said and frowned.

Yan's mother suddenly straightened up and asked worriedly, "What's the matter?" ”

During this time, Yan Xiao didn't tell her parents about her and Dr. Huo, and wanted to choose an appropriate time to talk about it, but it dragged on and on, and now she didn't know how to speak, so she vaguely said: "I went out to eat with friends, and I accidentally ate too much." ”

Yan's mother couldn't cry or laugh, and glared at her again: "Accidentally ate too much?" How much you eat you don't know? ”

Yan Xiao thought that Dr. Huo gave her vegetables, so she forgot to refuse, it was really "accidentally eating too much"

But smiled: "It's nothing, I used to eat buffets until I vomited." ”

"Excuse me!" Yan's mother glanced at the medicine she was taking and yawned again.

Seeing this, Yan Xiao said: "Mom, go to sleep, I'll be fine after taking the medicine." “

"Then you go to bed early, if you are not feeling well, you will go to the doctor tomorrow." Yan's mother told her to go back to the room with two sentences.

Yan Xiao was still sitting in the living room, remembering what he had just said about vomiting at the buffet.

It was when she was in high school, attending a classmate's birthday party, competing with a fat man in the class to see who ate more, she took a few large plates, and after eating, she almost rolled her eyes, until the boy took the initiative to admit defeat, she couldn't stand it and ran to the toilet, vomiting.

It's really stupid to think about it now, why compete with a boy to see who eats more? What if you win?

However, later this matter was often mentioned when she participated in the class reunion, and she was also crowned with the title of "Big Stomach King".

I used to think that the famous name was pulling the wind, but now I think it's really stupid.

I remember when I was about to graduate from high school, everyone was saying that it was difficult to get a job if I was admitted to college, and Yan Xiao was also deeply worried about his future, and felt that it was really not possible to go to the online live broadcast to eat and make money, and follow the example of the big stomach girl in Japan...

I couldn't help but want to laugh when I thought of this, I don't know if it was a psychological effect or what, Yan Xiaozhen felt that his stomach was not so uncomfortable after taking medicine, and tiptoed back to his room to sleep.

She habitually turned on her phone and saw an unread text message.

It was sent by a friend who danced together before:

Get together tomorrow, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the maid café at the South Gate, about an appointment?

Yan Xiao replied: "Appointment!" ”

As a result, the next day, Yan Xiao slept until twelve o'clock at noon, and when he brushed his teeth, he suddenly remembered that he had an appointment today, so he quickly began to take his contact lenses to make up and change clothes, and rushed out of the door after all of them were done.

After not eating two meals in a row, he was not hungry, and Yan Xiao suddenly felt that it was the right time to eat the meal last night.

She has also come to work in this maid café before, and it has always been a gathering place for their friends, and the owner has a few cats, which are usually placed in the store for everyone to play.

When Yan Xiao came, only a few people arrived, this time there was Uncle Mao, who brought two new girls, both of whom were only fifteen or sixteen years old, and greeted Yan Xiao very politely. Yan Xiao suddenly had a sense of the vicissitudes of the old seeing the newcomer, "Uncle Mao, I remember that I was only a minor when I was brought in by you for the first time, why do you like to hook up with underage girls?" ”

"Speaking like a criminal, I'll just bring two girls to take a few photos, how can you be as obscene as you say. Trifling? Uncle Mao lowered his head and adjusted the camera lens as he spoke.

"You go hook up with underage teenagers, okay, I like to watch Xiao Zhengtai." Yan Xiao said and ordered a strawberry ice.

"Uncle Cat can hook up with a pseudo-mother!" The girl spoke.

The two girls laughed as they spoke.

Is this what it means to despise the pseudo-mother?

Yan Xiao thought to herself, a man dressed as a woman, obviously there was love...

After the people come together, play games and play games, watch and watch, Yan Xiao sometimes thinks about what is the meaning of coming out to play with the otaku family, for them, it's just a change of place to continue to stay...

Yan Xiao was played by Amway for a hundred before, but he couldn't get a five-star prince even after playing for two weeks, and he was at the African level, so he uninstalled the game in a fit of anger.

Just now, I suddenly saw that the girl playing with her mobile phone next to her actually had the Kierbad she had always wanted, and her psychology was completely unbalanced: "Why does the prince I go to look like a pervert every time I go?" “

"Probably because of character problems." Uncle Cat next to him said perfunctorily.

Yan Xiao was unconvinced: "My character has always been fine!" ”

"Okay, then let's play the game, see how your character is?" Uncle Cat proposed.

…

As a result, Yan Xiao never expected that a group of people would actually start playing the "killing game"

She remembers that this is all a game from elementary school, and the main thing is to test her acting skills...

All of them combined were seven, two policemen, a judge, a thief, and the rest were civilians.

Yan Xiao happened to hit the police in the first game, and the other policeman was the underage girl No. 1, in view of Uncle Mao's cunning, the two of them confessed that he was a killer.

As a result, the person who died was Yan Xiao, and she was even more convinced that the killer was Uncle Mao, and Uncle Mao died unjustly and tragically.

The police were defeated.

As a result, today Yan Xiao seems to have been cursed, he will always kill unjustly, and he has never been a killer.

Uncle Mao fell into the ground: "You still say that your own character is fine?" As long as you are a police officer, the killer will win! ”

"Really, Yan Xiao lost too badly, right?"

"Change the game! I can't do it, I can't turn over today! Yan Xiao put his sleeves up, "Play black and white, I'm good at this!" ”

"I'll play with you, what if you say you lose first?" Uncle Cat pointed at her and smiled maliciously.

Yan Xiao also smiled at the gamble: "Then what if you lose?" ”

Uncle Mao spread his hands: "If I lose, you can dispose of it, if you lose... You have to dance the ghost animal dance on the spot, and I'll record it for you and post it on the Internet. ”

Ghost Animal Dance...

Yan Xiao hesitated, and Uncle Mao provoked: "What?" Can't believe your character? ”

"Who's afraid of whom!" Yan Xiao said and took a sip of water, "Come on, come on!" ”

Yan Xiao usually plays black and white matching, he thinks that his skills are still deep, he feels good about himself, and at the beginning of the game, he used eye intimidation against Uncle Cat like a master duel.

Uncle Mao smiled and said nothing, and a few people next to him cheered.

As a result, at the beginning of the game, Yan Xiao knew that Uncle Mao's skills were not covered, his reflexes were outstanding, the speed of the two people increased, and the people next to him were almost stunned.

Back and forth several times the two of them passed easily, the first few games were won by Yan Xiao's rock-paper-scissors, and I kept thinking about which side to point, but suddenly she came out of the scissors, and Uncle Cat came out of the rock, but the speed was too fast, and she didn't have time to react, and her fingers had already pointed to the left, and she was self-defeating.

Uncle Mao suddenly clenched his fists and laughed wildly.

Yan Xiao was unconvinced: "Three games and two wins!" ”

"Hey, whatever you want, you're going to lose anyway!" Uncle Mao relied on her, but Uncle Mao won the second game, and Yan Xiao didn't even have a chance to turn the tables.

What's even more chilling is that the onlookers next to him are already choosing ghost animals to dance for Yan Xiao.

"Jiangnan Tannery! That super ghost animal! ”

"The one that isn't ruined at all, if you want to come, you'll come big, dance 'What's wrong Dad'!"

Yan Xiao sweated: "I won't!" Not really! ”

In the end, it was Uncle Cat who cleared his throat and said: "I think of one!" ”

Yan Xiao's heart was raised, this person had to be guarded, it was too dangerous!

Uncle Mao: "Didn't she ask Yan Xiao to dance "Brain-Bursting Girl" before, and she didn't want to? Try it this time! ”

Brain-bursting girl...

Yan Xiao's whole person fainted: "That one will faint after jumping off my cliff!" ”

In short, she keeps shaking her head and limbs wildly, and the speed of the song "Brain Burst Girl" is super fast, and the synchronization rate requires 400%, and her dancing time will far exceed the time of the music, and then speed up the video speed to match the length of the music, and it will show a state of dancing madly with the music.

So most of the people who dance this tune do it for the sake of being funny or for being self-defeating...

"No, we'll take you to the hospital when you faint!" Uncle Cat said and took out his camera and asked the people next to him to search for music.

Yan Xiao cried without tears: "It's terrible, you guys!" ”

But later everyone found out that the most terrifying turned out to be Yan Xiao.

After accepting this reality, Yan Xiao saw through life and death, after the music sounded, Yan Xiao was silent for two seconds, and suddenly began a series of wild and convulsive dance moves, almost everyone present was stunned, and after a few seconds began to laugh wildly.

"Jing Yan Xiao is a man! So dedicated! ”

"If your head shakes like this, won't you really throw up after jumping?"

…

As a result, Yan Xiao jumped most of the time, and really lived up to expectations and rushed into the toilet.

For the first time in my life, I danced and danced to the point of vomiting...

This is probably another joke that will be passed on by mouth after eating self-service until she vomits, right?

This video was made out by Uncle Cat that night, and the part where she rushed into the toilet has not been deleted, Yan Xiao felt terrible after watching it, especially after speeding up, the whole process was completely crazy.

After Uncle Cat sent it, Yan Xiao symbolized forwarding.

Reason for forwarding:I really vomited after jumping...

Soon there were messages from the audience, and this time the response was quite strong:

"On how a person dances the dance of demons"

"I feel like I'm watching surveillance video from a psychiatric hospital..."

"Xiao Yan, what blow did you suffer?"

…

Yan Xiao couldn't cry or laugh, lay on it and watched it for a while, but suddenly swiped out a message:

N: Why didn't anyone take her away?