On the first day of the internship, Yan Xiao and Feng Shiyu met at the door, and the person in charge assigned them a job, and the work was quite easy, because they taught a basic class, and most of them were children, although they were noisy, there was less pressure.

Yan Xiao usually gets along with children, patience is more important than patience, the first class was quite pleasant, and Feng Shiyu sat together and chatted during the break.

After more than an hour of contact today, Yan Xiao has a summary word for Feng Shiyu: goddess.

Whether it is talking or teaching, they are very gentle, Yan Xiao actually has very few such friends around him, most of them are like Nie Chuchu Xiaojia, so when he gets along with Feng Shiyu, Yan Xiao feels very different

"Why don't you go to ballet, I think your temperament is very suitable for ballet." Yan Xiao said while drinking juice.

In her impression, the girls who study ballet are very goddesses and have a fresh temperament.

"I've been learning folk dance since I was a child, and I never thought about learning ballet." Feng Shiyu dropped her dancing shoes: "What about you?" Why learn folk dance? ”

"Me too, when I was a child, I was pulled by my mother to learn this when I was not sensible, and I was never asked for my opinion at all." Yan Xiao was about to change clothes, Feng Shiyu turned around with a smile, "Fate is like this." ”

After Yan Xiao changed her clothes, she smiled and peeked at Feng Shiyu, so frightened that she screamed, and blocked her clothes with her clothes, "What are you doing!" ”

Yan Xiao laughed happily, if this situation rested on Nie Chuchu, Nie Chuchu's cliff would not move, and he would say that he would look at the money again.

In comparison, Feng Shiyu is simply too teasing.

Yan Xiao laughed twice: "Poetry is hidden deep for you." ”

Feng Shiyu's face turned red when she came out after changing her clothes, and she glared at Yan Xiao.

The two walked downstairs, Yan Xiao tried to think about how she would react if she touched her, and when she walked in the corridor, she couldn't help but really experiment, Feng Shiyu looked at Yan Xiao in surprise, her expression changed several times for a while, Yan Xiao felt that she might have thought about whether Yan Xiao was a lesbian or something.

Yan Xiao looked at her reaction, and really experienced the speed of a hooligan, don't you know that it is normal for girls to sneak between each other? The reaction was so big...

"Poetry to you, it feels good!" Yan Xiao pretended to ignore her surprised expression and continued to play tricks.

"Yan Xiao, you..." Someone next to him walked over, Feng Shiyu's words stopped abruptly, Yan Xiao preemptively declared: "Don't get me wrong, I just think it's funny, but why are you reacting so much?" I'm not a man. ”

"I don't like people touching me!" Feng Shiyu lowered her voice.

Yan Xiao laughed twice: "Then what will you do with your husband in the future?" ”

"Yan Xiao, you're so indecent!" Feng Shiyu's expression was still angry.

Is this not serious?

Yan Xiao thought of the few in the dormitory, and still wanted to say that the sister you are too young, too simple.

When he went downstairs, Yan Xiao saw Huo Zexi's car, turned his head and said to Feng Shiyu, "Then I'll go." ”

"How do you get home?"

Yan Xiao's chin raised slightly, and he gestured to the car: "My boyfriend sent a kind gesture to pick me up today!" ”

Usually I haven't heard anyone say that she has a boyfriend, Feng Shiyu was slightly surprised, and quickly said: "Oh... Okay, then you go first. ”

After watching Yan Xiao get into the car, Feng Shiyu remembered her actions just now, couldn't help but shake her head and smile, and looked back at the car curiously.

Pulling the car door, Yan Xiao saw Huo Zexi propping his elbows on the car window, and tapping his fingers with the steering wheel with his other hand, as if he had been waiting for a while, and asked aloud: "How long have you been waiting?" ”

"About ten minutes," he said, seeing the smile on Yan Xiao's face that had not faded, "in a good mood?" ”

Yan Xiao talked about Feng Shiyu again: "The girl who was with me was super shy, and I really liked to tease her. ”

The car started, Huo Zexi looked ahead and said lightly: "Are you still going to tease others?" ”

"What do you mean?" Why can't she tease people?

Dr. Huo's index finger tapped the sun lightly, indicating Yan Xiao's brain problem, and said seriously: "Be careful of being played by others." ”

…

This is simply a personal insult!

Yan Xiao was angry, "That's because you don't know me, I usually flirt with women from good families." ”

Huo Zexi chuckled.

It seems that I don't believe it...

Yan Xiao decided to seriously popularize some cold knowledge for Dr. Huo, such as the fact that a large number of girls are dirtier than boys...

So she said seriously: "Doctor Huo, you don't know us too well, we are really not as simple as you boys think, and the kind of woman who looks very pure and doesn't know anything, all of them are pretending."

After Yan Xiao finished speaking, Huo Zexi nodded with a smile, and asked again: "How innocent are you?" I'd like to see it. ”

Knowledge? How did this give you an insight?

Thinking of the meat jokes that Pingli's roommates hung on their lips when they were fine, Yan Xiao touched his forehead and thought for a while, and said, "Let's talk about meat jokes than others." ”

Before Huo Zexi could speak, Yan Xiao started talking to himself, and cleared his throat: "Snow White, take a drink-Qixi." ”

Huo Zexi: "..."After speaking, Yan Xiao tilted his head to see his reaction, and smiled: "Isn't it very connotative?" Suddenly feel like I'm not so pure? ”

Isn't that pure?

He wanted to laugh a little, coughed, but still cooperated in response: "Well, it's too impure."

Hearing that there seemed to be perfunctory and rhetorical in his tone, Yan Xiao couldn't help but provoke: "It's your turn."

"I didn't say yes, did I?"

Yan Xiao was unrelenting: "It's not too late to say yes now, Doctor Huo, the opportunity to show your knowledge has come!"

Dr. Huo didn't pretend to make any gestures, drove into the alley, thought for a few seconds, and then said flatly: "I'm also talking about a Snow White."

I didn't expect to agree so soon, Yan Xiao was looking forward to it: "Hmm!" The voice was familiar, and Yan Xiao inexplicably felt like listening to him tell a bedtime story on the radio at night.

He began to say, "One day Snow White went to play with Pinocchio..."

His attitude and tone were calm and calm, hearing such a childlike beginning, Yan Xiao began to wonder if he had misunderstood the meaning of "meat jokes", but quietly listened to him continue:

"And Snow White said unto Pinocchio, Tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the lie..."

…

“… Gone? ”

"It's gone."

ended too hastily, Yan Xiao calmly listened to him finish this meat joke, and then looked confused: What is this?

"Just keep repeating the truth and falsehood?" Yan Xiao was still at a loss.

Huo Zexi's tone was slightly playful: "You still don't understand if you're not pure?" ”

Unwilling to admit defeat like this, Yan Xiao carefully analyzed it in his mind:

Pinocchio tells a lie that the nose will become longer, but if the truth is not, telling the truth and telling a lie = becoming shorter and longer, Snow White keeps repeating ...

"Ahh Oh, my God! Yan Xiao exclaimed, she finally understood!

This is too dirty, isn't it?! Rice required. Rice. Small. Say. Words. Altar

How could Dr. Huo tell such a dirty joke!

Look at him again, he actually drove as if nothing happened, smiling lightly.

It's not to deceive the public with a pure appearance, in fact, there is a teddy inside...

In short, in the past few days, Yan Xiao has been constantly refreshing his cognition and understanding every day.

Obviously, she failed in the link of "comparing one to whose meat jokes are dirtier", Yan Xiao was not indignant: "How can you tell me this?" ”

Dr. Huo raised his eyebrows and looked at her, innocent: "Who asked me to talk about it?" ”

Well, Yan Xiao's rebuttal was ineffective, so he had to attack his personality from the side: "Do you usually go to search for pornography when you're fine." Joke look? ”

Huo Zexi: "... Don't slander people. ”

Yan Xiao raised his voice: "Then how do you say you know these jokes?" ”

"These are old jokes, I've heard them told a few years ago."

Yan Xiao grasped the key point again: "Do you remember the meat joke from a few years ago until now?" ”

Her attitude is indomitable, a typical character of not being able to afford to play and not admitting defeat, Huo Zexi parked the car on the side of the road, and then turned his head to look at Yan Xiao seriously.

Yan Xiao was a little frightened by him, "What are you doing parking?" ”

He moved closer and said, "Why are there so many words? If you lose, you have to admit it, do you understand the rules? ”

It looks serious...

Adhering to the principle of "if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan", Yan Xiao endured humiliation and focused on it: "I understand." ”

He then turned the steering wheel again and returned to the main road.

Yan Xiao glanced at him, silently thinking to himself that he didn't know what to worry about in the meat joke competition, this man was so terrible!