"Captain, please analyze the psychological activities of the author Lu Xun when he heard Runtu call himself the master, what is the psychological activity?"

"Stupid! Mental activity is what he was thinking in his heart at that time! ”

"Oh, Oh! So how do you do this question? ”

"No, why do you ask me everything! How simple is this, do you want to be in the mood if you are sent to shout at the master? ”

"That's not going to be cool!"

"By the way, you can't die of it! But we have to write a little more elegantly, with more words, and you just write like this: the author is so happy, and the big snot is almost happy! ”

"Okay, good, you're still tall, big brother!"

As soon as Sister Zhou entered Suyang's live broadcast room, she heard the discussion of the three black bear spirit tigers.

I was amused and laughed out loud in an instant, and tears came out of my eyes.

"These people, poof, hahaha, my aunt can't laugh anymore~"

After doing Chinese test papers for so many years, it was the first time she heard such a fresh and unique answer.

It's just amazing.

Raise your hand and send it with a super rocket.

The live broadcast room was red on the spot,

Sister Zhou sent a super rocket, thank you boss! ’

Fans are also happy to straighten their waists.

flocked in to Suyang's live broadcast room and launched a barrage.

In an instant, the popularity reached more than 20,000!

[The army of dumb brides came to check the room! 】

[High heels, leggings, my name is Sister Zhou, you remember! ] 】

[Hahahaha, where did the anchor find such talents, I can't laugh anymore! ] 】

[The life of 1000 fans and millions of fans, absolutely amazing! ] 】

[Shente Meow is still a big brother high! ] Lao Tzu was eating supper, and he laughed at me! 】

After giggling, Sister Zhou's fans asked curiously: "Brothers who were in the live broadcast room before, what is the anchor doing?" ”

[I was actually inspected by Sister Zhou, the anchor is so lucky! ] It is estimated that the popularity is going to soar! 】

The sailors in Suyang's live broadcast room complained while explaining to Sister Zhou's fans:

[The anchor is challenging to go to KTV to order ten girls in the live broadcast, and each person will send a test paper, leaving the one with the highest score. 】

[, really? Isn't he afraid of being beaten! 】

[That's right, there are thugs on this occasion, Lao Tzu wanted to go to prostitute a dragon for white last time, and almost gave me a discount on his legs! ] 】

[You don't understand this, we ordinary people will definitely be beaten, but the anchor is different, this kid is a local tyrant! ] See, the bundle of money on the table is the prize money for doing the problem! That's 100,000 yuan! 】

[My Nima? Local tyrants live online?! Can you bring me with you to do the question? 】

After listening to the explanation, the fans were all excited.

Sister Zhou looked at the money on the table, as if she had thought of something.

If it's a challenge, why leave one person behind?

What else can you do to stay on such occasions?

Thinking of this, Sister Zhou frowned slightly, there is no woman who does not dislike Ticket Chang.

"If it's really what I guessed, my aunt and grandmother must contact the official report and seal you scum!"

Sister Zhou clenched her iron fist and snorted coldly in her heart.

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"Tall fart, tall! All answer their own. ”

Hearing the discussion of the security guards, Su Yang's face turned green.

If Mr. Lu Xun is still alive, it is estimated that he can be so angry that this sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks will explode on the spot!

People are obviously sad and lost, how can they be so happy in your mouth!

Seeing that the discussion was caught by Su Yang, the three Wolong Phoenix chicks scratched their heads embarrassedly.

They glanced at each other and hurriedly lowered their heads to do the question.

Ten minutes passed.

"Almost, hand in the papers."

Su Yang glanced at the time and motioned for everyone to stop writing.

After putting away the test papers one by one, he took out the answers and began to read them quickly.

The language test paper is just like that.

A score is given based on the degree of similarity with the answer.

In addition, the composition was removed, so it didn't take long for Su Yang to solve the seven, eight, eight, eight, eight.

The last one is the exam paper of the captain of the security guard.

Su Yang picked it up and looked at it, he was so happy that he couldn't help but read it.

"I'm born to be useful, and rat cubs can make holes."

"Since ancient times, no one has died, and I don't need paper to go to the toilet."

"The sky is vast and the wilderness is vast, and a red apricot will go out of the wall......"

Don't say it, it's quite rhyming.

Su Yang held back a smile and gave a thumbs up to the other party: "You are a talent." ”

See? See!

Your guests are boasting!

The security captain was so happy that he couldn't find North.

The two younger brothers raised their chins triumphantly.

However.

Followed by

A test paper with a striking duck egg fell into his arms......

"It's very well written, don't write it next time."

Su Yang patted the dumbfounded security captain on the shoulder and walked straight to the next one.

The language test papers are especially capable of scoring zero marks.

Isn't it a talent?

……

I just praised people one second, and the next second I gave a duck egg.

Su Yang's dog's operation made the sailors call the sixth!

[Good guy, I thought the anchor was going to give a high score to this dog thing, but I didn't expect it to be a duck egg! ] 】

[Haha, there is no doubt about the sixth anchor! ] 】

[Let me ask you a question, what is the second half of the original poem? 】

[Isn't that just a red apricot...... Depend on! What is the original sentence? 】

[Who do you say will have the highest score?] I hope it's the little lady who wears black silk! 】

[Die to the Black Silk Party! What kind of vision, it must be the young lady who wears white silk! The clothes are so big and so round, and the people must be the smartest! 】

[Don't fight, pray with me that you don't be those security guards! 】

The water friends chatted enthusiastically.

Many fans from Sister Zhou's side didn't even go back!

The number of people who pay attention to Su Yang has soared.

In ten minutes, it has risen by 3,000 fans!

This outrageous data even directly looked at the stupid supertube Liu Bo who patrolled,

Liu Bodang even took out his mobile phone and called a small trade union leader with a good relationship.

"I've found a new person here! The popularity of the first live broadcast has been maintained at more than 20,000! The fan conversion rate is Nima's outrageous 2:1! Zhou Shuyi came to check the room, and in less than ten minutes, he actually sucked away thousands of fans! ”

"Before it develops, let's sign him first! The newcomer has never seen the world, so it's very ......"

Perhaps it was the prayers of the sailors who played a role.

Wang Zhigang's scores were relatively low, and he only won a participation prize of 200 yuan.

But the first is not Miss White Silk and Black Silk.

It's a girl named Zhang Guo, who looks innocent in a JK uniform.

"Boss, now there are only two of us left~"

After the others have taken the rewards and left the box.

Zhang Guo bit his lip and came to the sofa and sat down.

She silently swept her gaze over the bills on the table, her eyes fiery.

This guy is definitely a rich second generation!

If you fall in love with him, you won't have to worry about money for the rest of your life!

Looking around, there were only two of them left in the huge box.

It's the best opportunity to perform!

"My father died, my mother was sick, my brother was studying, and I didn't know each other well for a short time, my brothers and sisters all relied on me, and I had to pay off my debts if my business failed."

Zhang Guo lifted the skirt up and pulled the shoulder straps down, recalling the common templates in the industry, and soon made up a distressing similar story for himself.

It's almost time for the mood to brew.

Zhang Guo lowered his head and stared at his toes, his eyes slightly reddened.

In an extremely low tone, he began to say softly: "Boss, do you know......"

"Don't talk yet, take this."

As soon as he was halfway through his words, Su Yang suddenly handed over a thick booklet.

Zhang Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked at it:

"500 classic college entrance examination math study questions, including you to understand the solution ideas of the top students!"

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(Parallel World~)