Chapter 14 Toilet chopsticks meet sports school training? "Wife, run!" "Stinky old six go to death!"
"Only two people?"
Su Yang walked into the bathroom.
Stand at the junction of the sink and the toilet.
Press and hold the camera and glance inside.
After completing the task, you can't expose people's privacy.
It's okay if the capital is strong, so it's used as publicity.
If you have a weak capital, if you accidentally give someone a photo, you can't find a girlfriend when you pass it out, but you will lack great virtue.
"If there are two people, the conditions for distributing chopsticks are just met, and the danger is controllable."
Su Yang secretly pondered.
Two guys standing in front of the urinal were selected as victims of this mission.
But he didn't go in right now.
People are peeing.
This will go up to talk, and the other party will turn around with a gun in case of consciousness......
Isn't that all on yourself!
"To be on the safe side, I'll wait here at the sink."
Su Yang didn't want to be picked up with a gun, so he leaned on the edge of the sink and waited.
It's okay if you don't start.
Are you still resting here?
was fooled in by old fans, and there were also newcomers from Weibo.
Patience is running out.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was suddenly full of disappointed questions.
[Why hasn't the anchor started yet? ] He wouldn't have no intention of working at all, so he lied to us! 】
[It's been half an hour since the anchor, when did you start, and also, what kind of work can you do when you go to the toilet, you can tell everyone. 】
[The more than 40,000 people in this live broadcast room won't all be water armies, right? ] Don't you have a brain, the anchor is obviously cheating traffic! 】
[A group of people were blowing cowhide there and shook the sky, and as a result, they were in a daze in front of a sink live? ] 】
[I saw that many people on Weibo said that his live broadcast was interesting, so he came here, and that's it? 】
[Invite the water army everywhere, trick people in and don't work properly, and the garbage is dead. 】
"Why is it so difficult to bring this newcomer, how can people shoot bullets."
Su Yang rolled his eyes angrily.
Don't bother to pay attention to these trolls, they will be dumbfounded.
He clicked on his avatar and looked at the number of followers.
When it was broadcast yesterday, there were about 60,000 fans.
The old sailors fooled the newcomers all night.
In addition, Sun Honglei's comments led some streams.
Now the fans are about to break the 80,000 mark.
This made Su Yang shuang,
"If you have 20,000 more fans, you can get 10 million rewards!"
Soon, let's figure the sixth child is worth tens of millions!
If only my parents knew that they had given birth to a son worth tens of millions.
Can't dream of laughing snot bubbles?
"But this money can't be taken out directly, otherwise it won't be a surprise, it's his meow's fright, and I have to think of a way to ......"
Su Yang lowered his head and pondered.
This gesture fell into the eyes of the sailors in the live broadcast room.
Immediately the newcomers were excited.
This kid has a weak heart!
The victory chase launched a barrage.
[The head is lowered, it's really a weak heart! ] 】
[I have said it a long time ago, what kind of work can be done in the toilet, what kind of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods can be broadcast live this year, and tens of thousands of people watch it when they go to the toilet! ] 】
[Anchor, you really can't find a class, don't put it aside to engage in the title party! ] 】
[What about the group of people who claim to be fans?] Why don't you speak, the anchor doesn't dare to answer our questions head-on, what else can you say! 】
The newcomer is triumphant, but the old fans are all like their mouths have been sewn up.
Killed without saying a word.
This has further emboldened the newcomers.
It has the momentum to occupy the entire live broadcast room.
That's when it happened.
The two would-be victims in the toilet finally shot empty bullets.
"Did the two buddies finish going to the bathroom?"
Su Yang, who heard the movement, came back to his senses, took out his chopsticks and walked up.
He greeted the other party with a smile.
[It's started, damn it, I'm suffocating Lao Tzu! ] 】
[The trolls just now, keep your eyes open and look at it, Tu Lao Liu is going to start slapping your face, don't ask me why I know, ask Lao Tzu's face has already been swollen! ] 】
[I really thought we were a water army, haha, I was almost laughed silly by these newcomers just now, seeing them is like seeing me at the beginning. 】
[Upstairs, do you want to say, there is a clear stupidity in his eyes, and his face is full of kneeling and begging to be slapped in the face? Hahahaha. 】
[Old fans, the disguise is over, come and laugh at this group of fools! ] 】
The moment Su Yang spoke.
The barrage was immediately captured by old sailors!
The live broadcast room is like a bush.
Suddenly, tens of thousands of old sixths came out of hulala, and they all issued a barrage to mock the newcomers!
I saw that the screen was full of:
"Oh, my stupid Oudoudou, you don't know anything about the three words Tu Lao Liu!"
The scene was quite spectacular!
This sudden change.
Directly stunned the newcomers!
I'm Nima, Lao Tzu watched a live broadcast and was ambushed?
What kind of cow and horse live broadcast room is this!
It's just a live broadcast, how can he return his grandmother to Sun Tzu's Art of War!
The newcomer who is surrounded by old fans as a monkey can only hope that the anchor will fail.
They're going to fight back again!
……
"Ah, what's the matter with you?" The two victims looked at each other and asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing, I just want to give you something." Su Yang scratched his head and smiled.
"Go to the toilet, and still have something to take, is it so good?"
The two victims were quite happy, with smiles on their lips.
"It's good if you're happy."
Su Yang smiled and nodded.
He took out a black plastic bag from his bosom.
The eyes of the sailors suddenly lit up: [appeared! Figure: Lao Liu's special black plastic bag! 】
"Whoa."
Su Yang glanced back at the direction of the bathroom door and slowly opened the plastic bag.
"What's in it?"
The two victims looked at each other in anticipation and curiously.
Finally.
The black plastic bag is opened.
A pair of disposable chopsticks lies quietly inside.
"Just treat the two of you as your own family, don't be polite!"
In the bewildered expressions of the victims.
Su Yang pulled out two pairs of chopsticks.
Quickly give each of them a pair of stuffed hands.
Smile and finish this sentence.
Without hesitation, he turned around and walked out of the bathroom
Inside the bathroom.
The two victims looked at the chopsticks in their hands and were stunned for a full second.
After reacting.
His eyes were red with anger.
"Don't in Durima, I'm going to play with someone!"
Accompanied by a hysterical roar.
"Smack, smack, smack~"
One by one, the cubicle doors pushed open.
More than a dozen big men wearing uniform black sports school uniforms.
A rush of brains rushed out.
They all asked, "Teacher, what's wrong?" ”
"That grandson gave me chopsticks in the toilet and let me eat and drink well!"
The teacher blushed and had a thick neck, pointed to Su Yang's back, and scolded:
"him!!"
The next moment, dense footsteps sounded.
Dozens of strong men who came out to run and exercise.
Rushed out like a wolf cub.
"The footsteps don't sound right......"
Su Yang felt that the footsteps were wrong.
Suspiciously, he turned his head and glanced at it.
“-.-”
"Don't go, kid!" The sports school teacher shouted angrily while chasing after the girl.
"Everyone, remember, I only look at one when ten Hu Tutu in the whole life~"
Su Yang turned his head and squeezed out a handsome smile from the flushing friends.
Take a deep breath.
Slightly hunched down.
The next second.
Sailors see it.
The live broadcast screen suddenly shook violently.
Followed by
The howling wind sounded.
The scenery in the picture begins to recede rapidly!
Behind the old six.
Dozens of strong men in black vests roared angrily while throwing wild shots: "Boy, don't run away!" ”
You're special.
Call this one as ten?
……
"Su Yang Su Yang, look here!"
Not far away.
Mozi waved his hand excitedly at Su Yang.
While holding up the mobile phone to record the video, he showed a happy smile that had succeeded in his prank.
"Eggplant ~"
Mozi thought that Su Yang must have exploded and was secretly having fun.
Unexpectedly, Su Yang was not only not angry.
Instead, he shouted with a look of concern:
"Wife, what are you doing standing stupidly, run, if you are caught up, I will definitely come back to save you, run!"
Hearing this, the sports school teacher immediately shouted: "That's his wife, chase after him separately!" ”
“……”
I felt dozens of fierce eyes suddenly cast at me.
Mozi's smile instantly froze on her face.
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