Chapter 69: The master is ashamed, Sister Zhou's father is numb, "What kind of species is your friend?" ”
Looking at Master Niu's fifty-year career in the world.
This may not be the biggest order he's ever taken.
But
This is absolutely,
It's Master Niu who has taken the most devastating list!
Doing things for cockroaches......
Master Niu really wanted to disassemble Su Yang's head,
Let's see what kind of structure it is.
I can actually come up with such an outrageous operation of the cow ratio!
Knife flared ass,
It's really an eye-opener!
now
Master Cow's Head,
Just like when I was under the bed in my bedroom,
I found that the old Wang brothers next door were the same when they found the light.
It's completely down......
"Master, why don't you speak?"
"You have also seen the body of my Xiaoqiang brother, can you start the ritual?"
Su Yang will palm,
He waved it in front of the eyes of the two stunned masters.
Put the box in your arms,
Stuffed into the arms of Master Niu.
Patting his ass and sitting down on a chair next to him.
[He actually dared to ask the master why he didn't speak. 】
[Master: What about Lao Tzu's knife! Are you polite, I'll ask you if you're polite! 】
[Picture Lao Liu, this is really the old six! ] Not to mention the master, even I was almost convinced by this goods, and as a result, the brother he said was Brother Xiaoqiang. 】
[I'm leaning, ask the master to do things for cockroaches, Tu Lao Liu's operation, looking at the entire yin and yang worlds, is a very explosive existence! ] 】
[Hahahaha, I'm about to laugh out loud, the master is completely confused! ] I said a long time ago that the two masters are likely to be the victims of today, and look, it's come true! 】
[The master is in a dilemma now, don't take it, the money is all collected, take it, you don't have to mix it up in the industry in the future haha! 】
[It's a pity, the master will definitely not agree, otherwise Tu Lao Liu will be another peerless life today. 】
Master Niu was stunned for a long time.
The first thing I did when I came back to my senses,
is to silently take out the mobile phone,
looked at Su Yang and discussed: "Brother Su, I'll add two hundred to you, can you find someone else?" ”
If I take this job today!
He's going to laugh out of his molars!
"What do you guess I gave you the money in advance for?" Suyang Road.
"But you didn't say that you were doing something for cockroaches!" Master Niu collapsed.
"Animism, isn't it?"
Su Yang blinked, "If the master is unwilling to do it, you can leave now, and the money doesn't have to be returned, we'll see you at the Binhai City People's Court." ”
Tu Lao Liu is millions of fans,
It is known as the existence of the oldest six anchors on the whole network.
Can he see that these two goods are a big fool?
If it is a true master,
He's still a little embarrassed to pit the sixth child,
How good is the big flicker,
There's no burden on the pit!
See you at the court.
The corner of Master Niu's mouth twitched,
A face as black as the bottom of a pot.
Forced out a smile.
Cutting the Railway:
"I think Brother Su, you're right, all things have spirits! I was in love before! ”
"Do! A must do! ”
Saying,
Master Niu opened the small box he had brought.
From inside, he took out incense burners, yellow paper and other items.
Crying and mourning, he began to prepare.
Compared to seeing in court,
He still prefers to raise his consciousness.
Purdue's little strong brother.
soon
After you have done your preparations.
Master Niu pulled the unjust seed Master Zhang on the back.
Lighting incense sticks,
Together, there will be a box containing the little strong brothers.
Carry it in front of the incense burner.
Each holding three pillars of incense in his hand and lighting it,
Eyes closed,
Hold your breath and solemnly speak:
"Heaven and earth are natural, filth is avoided, the cave is mysterious, and the sun is too yuan."
"The mighty gods of the eight directions, make me natural, Lingbao talismans, and the nine heavens of Pugao."
“.”
Stop
It's pretty decent.
It's just this style of painting
Two old fools who have been in the world for decades,
have a long face
Like the two wronged little daughters-in-law,
With a pout in his mouth,
Reluctantly give a cockroach a business
This picture,
How to look at it, how to be happy.
How to look at what a contrast!
At this moment,
All the audience laughed like crazy.
Roll in the fun!
What is the whole life?
This Nima is called the whole life!
Compared with Tu Lao Liu,
Those other live streamers.
Totally low-burst!
The practice of things is too strong and small,
This job,
It's a 360-degree spiral explosion show to the sky!
Look at the one who has been wronged by the master,
Tears rolled in my eyes,
Take the loss!
This time I don't need to be trained by the old people,
The newcomers themselves took the initiative to pay attention.
moment
The number of Su Yang's fans began to rise rapidly!
From the early 3 million,
Straight to 4.46 million!
Soared by 1.4 million!
Refresh the Douhu platform again,
The fastest record of increasing fans in a single live broadcast!
On the public screen,
The barrage is overwhelming.
[Anchor cow batch! ] 】
[With the help of Tu Lao Liu, the master's realm has finally reached a higher level, and he has jumped from the narrow level of transcendent people to all things in the transcendent world! 】
[Hahahaha, master: "Master Tu, I'm spicy!] ”】
[The most detrimental thing is that the anchor can obviously not open the box and let the master finish the Dharma in a daze, but he doesn't have to take the usual path, not only to open the box, but also to put it in front of the master, so that they can understand it haha! 】
[My mom asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone!] 】
[Wolf heart anchor, wolf heart anchor! ] The main thing is to treat people with sincerity! 】
"I'm troublesome with the two masters today, so I often come to my house to play when I have time."
The end of the ceremony.
Su Yang sent the two shameful masters to the elevator.
Warmly waved goodbye.
The two masters blushed.
Didn't say anything.
After the elevators close.
Master Niu bumped Master Zhang with his elbow.
Gritted his teeth and asked: "Will you tie the paper man and lower his head, I am really uncomfortable holding this breath, give you two hundred, help me clean up this dog thing!" ”
"What nonsense are you talking about, what level am I, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart, can I know that thing?!"
Master Zhang rolled his eyes.
A flash of inspiration in my head,
Suddenly I had an idea.
Xing Chongchong said: "I heard that the older one kowtows to the younger one, and you can give the younger one a birthday, or why don't we go back and hang the photo surnamed Su on the wall, get up every morning and kowtow to kill him?" ”
Take your money, and don't say you know me in the future." Master Niu held back for a long time and burst out a sentence.
"Didn't you say three thousand, why did you turn me three thousand and eighty?"
"Eighty more, go back and buy a pump, and pump the water in your head!"
"Ding, the daily quest has been completed, and the blind box reward can be opened at any time."
Mission accomplished.
Su Yang returned home.
Take a look around,
I didn't find Sister Zhou in the room.
So the sailors in the live broadcast room asked curiously: "Sister Zhou, wasn't she still here just now?" ”
[After you took out the plastic bag, Sister Zhou seemed to be a little scared and went to play with Mozi. The sailors explained.
"Oh, okay, Reba told me to go grocery shopping, and I will broadcast it today."
Su Yang cut off the live broadcast.
Humming a song and going to the bathroom to take a shower.
On the other side,
Not long after I went downstairs,
Sister Zhou who is shopping with Mozi.
I got a call from my dad.
As soon as it is connected,
Dad Zhou's deafening roar,
And it came out of the earpiece:
"Zhou Shuyi!!"
"Come, tell me well!"
"What kind of species is that friend of yours!"
(Also, wait for me to eat, don't be impatient, hug everyone~)
(End of chapter)