Chapter 131: Sister Zhou "I, I'm an ugly critic...... "Tu Lao Liu" Well, you're right! ”
"The love I want haunts the dark stage~"
"Ugly babbling - babbling! Ahhh......h
"In this ambiguous era~"
"My presence is not unexpected......"
Su Yang's singing continued.
The singing skill is still the same singing skill, and the guzheng is still the same guzheng.
But tens of millions of netizens in the official live broadcast room couldn't laugh anymore.
Even the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.
The expression of a dog on his face.
The long and noble timbre of the guzheng makes them enjoy it as if they have stepped into a fairyland, and they have met the bodhisattva of kindness and gentleness in an elegant bamboo forest surrounded by clouds and mist.
However, the ugly voice that perfectly substituted feelings pulled netizens into reality.
Guanyin Bodhisattva who was clearly kind and kind just now.
In the next second, he suddenly rushed up and made a big mouth......
Netizens are stupid.
Again in my ears, I heard one after another, "Ugly! ”
And it's the kind that comes out of the mouth of a bodhisattva, and it has its own echo!
Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed to his nose and said that you are ugly......
No one can stand this special place!
Tens of millions of netizens instantly doubted life!
[it! Which grandson said that Su Yang, the sixth child, wants to compensate us, I am an immortal board, do you call this special compensation! 】
[Who taught this kid to sing like this, stand up, you have the ability to stand up for me! ] 】
[Mom, I'm an ugly bastard, what the Bodhisattva said! 】
[Stop singing, Tu Lao Liu, stop singing, please, the ticket is for you, I'll give it all to you, can't I, I was wrong! ] 】
[Brothers, come and listen to the song, here is a beautiful anchor who sings super well and has a thin waist and legs of 36D! ] @拉屎不用纸@美羊羊你真好看】
[Yes, yes, yes, I'll also go to the little sisters of Aite, and let me come in and listen to the songs! ] Don't even want to run! 】
Netizens are devastated.
I've never seen such a sixth-year-old person!
Everyone has been listening to songs for so many years, when have you ever encountered such a situation......
Before, a large number of people stood in front of them and said that they were ugly, but they could bear it.
Damn!
Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed at you and said that you are ugly,
How can you bear this!
After listening to this song, everyone can go to work in the Temeow Temple in the future!
When the time comes, he will proudly tell the abbot with his chin high: 'Lao Tzu is an ugly man certified by Guanyin Bodhisattva himself! ’
Directly let him abdicate on the spot and let Xian ......
Under the crazy Aite of the tortured immortals, netizens with ignorant eyes poured into the official live broadcast room.
The number of real-time online people in the live broadcast room suddenly skyrocketed at a terrifying speed.
Obviously, it didn't even take half an hour to start the official game.
The number of real-time online people in the official live broadcast room at the moment has actually reached more than 55 million!
You must know that there were only more than 30 million people online in the official live broadcast room before Su Yang took the stage.
In other words, Tu Lao Liu's song "Ugly Eight Monsters" directly gave the official more than 18 million, nearly 20 million real-time online popularity!
Not only that, but the number of clicks in the live broadcast room exceeded 1.5 billion directly in the third game!
In yesterday's game, it wasn't until the seventh group where Tu Lao Liu was on the field that the number of clicks could exceed 100 million.
And now, just the third game, it's been 1.5 billion!
He Rong, who was sitting in the background looking at the data, immediately dropped her eyes.
With a look of disbelief and disbelief, he muttered: "The estimated total click target for today's entire live broadcast ......"
"W-that's it?"
Following the purchase of two top-of-the-line big-name electric rolling pins yesterday.
She can buy it again today......
"This month, everyone's winnings have been doubled!" He Rong took a deep breath, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but show a happy smile, and shouted loudly and heroically.
"Haha, long live the Director!"
The entire huge general control room suddenly resounded with cheers.
He Rong shook her head and did not accept the employees' thanks.
Instead, he stretched out his hand and pointed to Tu Lao Liu, who was still singing on the screen, and said with a fiery expression like a baby: "Let's thank this guy together." ”
……
Tu Lao Liu didn't know that he had asked all the staff in the entire Douhu live broadcast area to write down the favor together.
Le Hehe sang while plucking the guzheng, and continued to torture tens of millions of netizens in the official live broadcast room.
"Ugly babbling - babbling! Ahhh......h
"Actually, it's not strange to see more~"
"Ugly babbling - babbling! Ahhh......h
"This is our time~"
More than 50 million people!
There's not a brain that's buzzing!
But all the viewers in the official live broadcast room have all in their minds at the moment:
"Ugly ugly ugly, how can you be so ugly......"
"Ugly ugly, ugly, ugly, I don't have any ugly black bear spirits like you......"
"The heifer was pouted by the knife, you opened my eyes to the Bodhisattva!"
……
"I didn't exist, so I ...... unexpectedly"
As the last lyric was spit out, Tu Lao Liu's palm also stopped abruptly and stopped pressing on the zither.
His face was filled with a bright smile that was the hallmark of the old sixth.
Su Yang stood up with the guzheng in his arms, nodded with a smile at the live camera, turned around and walked off the stage.
[Drop a mother, this product is finally finished! ] 】
[Lao Tzu is convinced, who the fuck told me that this is a 36D beautiful lady, I am now full of you ugly! ] 】
[Hahahaha, listening to Su Yang's song is like this, it's good to hear it and torture it! ] When he sang it, he couldn't wait for him to end it quickly, and he was reluctant to give up after singing, and even hoped that he would do it again! 】
[Indeed, listening to the dog singing of Tu Lao Liu is so contradictory, the ear tells you that I still want to listen, but the brain tells you again, you listen to the mud horse and Gobi, Lao Tzu is going to explode! 】
[Although this sixth singer is really good, our sister Zhou is not bad! ] 】
[The voting channel will open soon, and the brothers who came over from Sister Zhou's live broadcast room are ready to charge! ] 】
……
"What are you doing?"
After getting off the stage and coming to Sister Zhou, Su Yang saw that her eyes were dull and her eyes were blank, so he curiously bumped her elbow against Sister Zhou and asked.
Sister Zhou turned her head stiffly and looked at Su Yang, pinched her iron fist and muttered in a sad and angry voice: "I, I'm ugly......"
Hearing this, Su Yang almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
raised his right hand and patted Sister Zhou's shoulder, and comforted him seriously: "It's okay, you're a little ugly, but you also have a lot less troubles." ”
"What's the trouble?" Sister Zhou asked subconsciously.
"It's a worry that you're too good-looking."
Su Yang looked at Sister Zhou in surprise and said, "People like us who are too good-looking often feel unusually sad about their good looks. ”
Speaking of this, Su Yang raised his gaze and looked Sister Zhou's cheeks up and down, then shook his head and sighed heavily: "Alas, I really envy you for being so ugly." ”
“……”
Sister Zhou has the heart to kill this sixth child, can my aunt and grandmother have such an idea, isn't it still the reason why I listened to your dog old six songs!
The deflated chest rose and fell violently a few times, Sister Zhou glared at Su Yang, and said seriously: "The voting results haven't come out yet, don't be too arrogant!" ”
"Huh?"
Su Yang stared at Sister Zhou suspiciously for a long time, and his face was surprised: "What does the voting result have to do with your ugliness?" Even if you win in the end, can you deny the fact that you are ugly? ”
"Dogs! Old! Six! ”
"You're dead!"
Sister Zhou was so angry that she rushed towards Su Yang like a fried little hen, looking like her aunt and grandmother were fighting with you.
Then Su Yang twisted her wrist upside down and kicked her ass several times.
While they were fighting, the one-minute voting time passed quickly.
however
Surprisingly.
This time, the hostess did not announce the final result......
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And also~
(End of chapter)