"Hey, get up. White, get up!"

"Go away...... I fired my boss for squid, I don't have to go to work today......" Bai Huo kicked away Ah Fu, who was calling for the bed, covered his head and continued to sleep.

"If you can't afford it again, I'll sit on you. Before Ah Fu, whose weight-to-height ratio was as high as 1.5:1, finished speaking, Bai Huo seemed to have a spring on the back of his head, bounced up, and sat upright. It would be a real loss to sleep for a short time in bed.

"It's only 8:32:54!" Bai Huo glanced up at the upside-down clock hanging on the wall, and after telling the time accurately, he was ready to lie down again.

"Wait, your friend is looking for you!" Ah Fu squeezed out a serious smirk as he stretched out his hand to the door, looking like "I've helped you complete the task".

Bai Huo rubbed his blurred eyes, looked intently in the direction of the door, and two snow-white long legs came into view. "Wow......" he reached for his chin and shook his head violently. "Didn't I wake up...... Why are you here?"

With a "beep", Rhine, who was wearing a miniskirt, walked out of the toilet with two bowls of preserved egg and lean porridge, "I really don't understand why you two put the microwave oven in the toilet and eat it while it's hot." She put two bowls of preserved egg and lean porridge in front of Bai Huo and Ah Fu, blinked, and smiled, looking like a big girl next door.

"Ah...... It seems that he recognized the wrong person. Who are you?" Bai Huo looked down at the preserved egg and lean porridge in front of him, and then looked up at the "girl next door" who looked like Rhine in front of him, as if he was experiencing a soap opera-like dream.

"Hey, I invited you to dinner last night, and today I turned my face and didn't recognize anyone. Rhine pretended to be angry, but he was stunned for nothing. What frightened him was not that the woman in front of him was angry, but that the woman in front of him was obviously yesterday's woman, but she had a strong contrast with the fashionable female devil yesterday......

"She can't be schizophrenic, right?" Bai Huo thought secretly in his heart as he grabbed a small bowl of porridge and drank it all.

"How did you become like this?" Bai Huo, who had finished eating the porridge, wiped his mouth and looked up and down at Rhine in front of him. Yesterday's fiery red curls were already jet black and straight, and the small suit and high heels were replaced by Adida. But even if she switches to the form of "girl next door", if she walks on the road, she will still have a 100% return rate, and the two legs that are worth five points each look like the standard of a very best woman from a distance.

"Hmph. The corners of Rhine's mouth grinned in a smug arc, this was the equipment she had specially gone to the department store late last night to "retrieve" it. Of course, as a beauty, she naturally can't do anything wrong, and the red tickets scattered all over the place before leaving show her sincerity in picking up the goods by herself. She did this for only one purpose, to pretend to be a girl with the same style as Ah Mei, "I don't believe that this time Bai Huo is still unmoved, and he won't go with me obediently!"

"Hey, there's a fire. Bai Huo looked at Rhine in a daze, looking dumbfounded. Rhine had no choice but to raise his head in embarrassment, cough, avoid Bai Huo's eyes, and hide the desire to win in his eyes.

"Hey, help. ”

Rhine just wanted to say, "You're not annoying, and it won't burn you, idiot", when he smelled a strong smell of burning. She subconsciously looked behind her, only to see that the toilet was already smoky and full of sparks. "How so?"

Bai Huo beat Ah Fu, who was lying on the ground after eating preserved eggs and lean porridge, and taught Rhine a lesson with words, "Ahhhh "Hurry up, run for your life!"

"Don't move yet. Rhine stretched out his hand and slapped Bai Huo in the face, and with a "ouch", the toilet was fine, and there were only a few more black burns on the wall.

"It hurts. Bai Huo rubbed his flushed side face, got up from the ground with an innocent face, looked at the toilet that had returned to calm in a daze, and then looked happy again. "Are you a trickster, and you can put out a fire with a slap in the face?"

Rhine smiled heartily, "The slap that hit you can't put out the fire, I grabbed a tear from you when I beat you, but it can be used to put out the fire." Rhine winked playfully.

"Wow, you're really a trickster. ”

“......”

While Bai Huo and Rhine were staggering up and down in front of the wall, painting the black wall white, Ah Fu had already obediently come out of the house, panting across the two streets, and found the garbage recycling station that Bai Huo and he frequented. Due to the hard work of the city construction administrators, the garbage collection station was often forced to relocate from the north to the south of the city on the grounds that it would affect the city's appearance. It wasn't until the chengguan over there exerted their power again that they packed up the guys and went north again, living a more orderly life than migratory birds.

"Boss, do you have a microwave?" Ah Fu raised his arm and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.

"What, Marlboro?" the scrap collector smiled, "It's too expensive, I can't afford it." ”

Once Bai Huo wanted to go to him to add some lubricating oil to the bicycle wheels, and the sentence "I want lubricating oil" was dragged to the corner by the scrap seller as soon as it was exported, and he carried out ideological education for two hours. The reason is that he hears "oil" as "pregnant". However, this misunderstanding has not been clarified until now. As an insider, Bai Huo naturally stopped going there to buy things, and the responsibility of suffering from strange eyes naturally fell on the shoulders of the innocent Ah Fu.

"Boss, I want a microwave. Ah Fu put his mouth on the ear of the waste collector, and the deafening sound seemed to be able to shake the earwax out.

"Oh, microwave, say it earlier. The scrap collector suddenly realized, turned around and got into the scrap pile, and the sound of "jingling bells" rang for half a minute before he crawled out of it panting. "Well, take a look. ”

Ah Fu took the microwave oven with both hands, carefully held it in his arms, and weighed it. "That's it, enough weight. ”

"Two hundred and five. ”

"What?"

"Two hundred and fifty dollars!"

"Oh," Ah Fu reached into his trouser pocket and pulled it out, only two red tickets and a few dimes of change. "Hey......

The scrap collector naturally understood the meaning behind this smile, and reluctantly accepted the two red tickets. "I'll save the rest for myself and buy two diapers. With that, he waved his hand and sat back down in the garbage heap with a look of disgust.

Ah Fu, who was holding the microwave oven, nodded with satisfaction, fortunately he didn't understand the meaning of "buying diapers", otherwise he would not be complacent at this moment because he was greedy for a small bargain. What surprised him even more was ...... Not far away, four pairs of eyes were quietly watching his every move, like four wolves that had seen a fat sheep, ready to attack.

"Hey," Rhein, who was brushing the paint, took his shoulder and worked side by side with his shoulder, "What did you think about that thing I told you?"

"What's the matter?"

"Come with me, go to a fun place, start a new life. ”

Bai Huo wiped his sweat and shook his head, "I still don't want it." ”

Rhine secretly rolled her eyes, "You don't like charming women, why are you indifferent when the old lady is innocent today......" Of course, she held these words in her heart.

"Isn't my charm as good as Ah Fu?" Rhine angrily threw the brush into the paint can, and even she didn't know if it was a true expression or a sign of being in the play.

Bai Huo turned his head and winked at her quickly, "No, he's fat, you're a beauty, it's different." He paused, "But he and I are good brothers who grew up since childhood, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, no, this sentence doesn't seem to mean that...... It's not right to beat a dog, it's up to the owner...... Anyway, you just understand. ”

Rhine lowered his head and pondered for a few seconds, then gritted his teeth and said something that she immediately regretted: "What if...... What about taking Ah Fu away?"

Bai Huo shook his head and rolled his eyes, "That's a good idea! ”

The corners of Rhine's mouth twitched coldly, and in the face of Bai Huo, who was used to being poor and weak since he was a child, it seemed that the ** listed in his mouth did not seem so attractive in front of him. He didn't even ask too much, "Where are you going?" "Why do you go there to drive a good car?" and "Why do you go there and you can live a good life?"

However, when you think about it, this is understandable. Perhaps, for Bai Huo, driving a good car is not necessarily a good life, and living a good life is not necessarily the life that Bai Huo wants.

Rhine put away the corners of his mouth full of disdain and helplessness, and quietly looked at the "white paper" in front of him who was working hard to paint the wall. I don't know if I'm about to start writing for it, whether it's right or wrong.

"Whatever, as long as the family is fine, everything is fine, and it won't treat him badly anyway. Rhine persuaded himself, turned around, and went back to work.

A terrible scream rang out outside the window, and the voice was so sharp that it was impossible to hear the content of the shouting. This was accompanied by the sound of footsteps from a series of runs, which sounded like several marathon runners making their final sprint.

Bai Huo suddenly stopped the brush in his hand and stood in place in a daze.

"Hey, are you okay?" Yu Guang glanced at Rhine Wu, who had a subtle change in Bai Huo's demeanor, brushing the wall by himself, not paying attention to the scream just now.

"That was Ah Fu's voice just now. The corners of Bai Huo's mouth twitched, and at this moment when he shouldn't have made a mistake, he was completely stunned. Even if he knew that the owner of the voice just now was Ah Fu, even if he knew what that scream meant, it was impossible for him to turn from weak to strong in an instant.

Not everyone has the so-called "potential" in their body, if he is born a coward, even if he is a life and death situation, he can only pee his pants. The so-called rush and sudden enlightenment are just a magical color to "luck" and make the story sound more dramatic. And Bai Huo, a person who is ordinary enough to use "vulgarity", expects him to make a stroke and turn the tide, which is tantamount to asking ants to move elephants. The difference is that ants can easily lift objects more than 100 times their body weight, while Bai Huo has to take a lot of effort to lift even a Fu Fu......

"Don't be in a daze," Rhine grabbed his arm and rushed out of the door, scurrying from the third floor to the first floor and rushing out of the corridor. "You go over there to find it, I'll look for it here. Without waiting for Bai Huo to nod his head in agreement, Rhine chased after him in great strides.

"Hey......" Bai Huo's outstretched arm was in the air, he was originally going to grab Rhine and tell her, "Let's act together, the three stinkers beat Zhuge Liang", but before she even vomited "Hey", her back disappeared into an alley. Bai Huo shook his head in frustration. He looked in the direction that the Rhine pointed to, residential buildings, small stalls, green belts...... The place that I usually walk back and forth is full of unknowns at this moment. It seems that in the shadows between the buildings, there are gangsters who "hurt" Ah Fu. He tried his best to be optimistic about the bright side, and was prepared for the worst he could accept - Ah Fu was "hurt". Out of cowardice, he didn't dare to continue to think badly...... He shook his head heavily, trying to shake the fear out of the clouds.

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