On the first day of school, as soon as I walked into the classroom, I was deafened by the roar of the Hedong lion in SuperLu.

I yawned indifferently and glanced at her, "Lulu, don't make fun of me as soon as school starts, okay?" What is so popular all over the city? In the past ten days, I haven't gone out of the door, and I haven't stepped out of the second door, so I eat and sleep at home and go to Taobao...... Ahh ”

"Deng! You sober me up, I'm not kidding you! ”

Before I could say anything, Superlu played me with a huge pain in the brain, and the pain that smashed my brain made me instantly energetic, and I was so dissatisfied that I covered my head and glared at her: "It hurts to death!" ”

Super Lu seemed to be very unable to accept my unfocused state, staring at her big black eyes, hating that iron is not steel, and pulling my ears, "Deng!" Don't you notice that the way people at school look at you differently today? ”

Hearing this, I also seemed to find a clue, "How do you know that everyone looks at me strangely today?" I'm still wondering! As soon as I entered the school gate, everyone seemed to be making way for me, some of my classmates were still pinching their noses, and some of them were covering their mouths, so that I thought someone next to me was farting! But I looked left and right, and there was no one on either side, and I didn't smell anything. ”

Super Lu had a "you just found out" expression, "So, do you know why now?" ”

I thought about it again and turned on the lights! The fist slammed into the palm, "They thought I put the fart!" ”

I don't know why, after I said this, Superlu almost fell down, she looked at me with her forehead like dizzy, "Deng, I'm ...... I really don't know how to be friends with you second goods! Forget it, you use your mobile phone to open the school's BBS, post bar, forum, as well as your QQ space, surrounding Weibo, WeChat circle of friends, take a look! ”

I'm confused, what do you want me to look at? Am I really hot? Influencers? But I usually rarely surf the Internet except for shopping on Taobao! Can this also be popular?

I took out my phone with suspicion and opened the school's BBS, and the front page of the forum was titled "Wanted: Who knows the owner of these stinky shoes!" The post was topped first, with a red "fire" sign after the title.

I don't know why, but I suddenly had a bad feeling.

I clicked on the post and was greeted by the outline of a large image, still loading......

Inexplicably, my heartbeat panicked.

By this time the picture was already showing, and at the same time my jaw was about to drop to the ground.

It was a very pixel photograph of a pair of zoomed-in close-ups of dog head slippers!

Yes, it's my pair, and there's a drop of oil on it from my instant noodles......

The situation is terrible, there is wood?

No, there's worse down there!

"Hong Kong feet through these stinky shoes, do you dare to leave a contact information for labor and management to find you! The nerds of Yinghua have paid attention to me! Those who provide effective clues, the female will enjoy the fragrant kiss, and the male will mix with me in the future! The place where these shoes were found is Kita-Aoyama, a suburb of the city! Anyone who knows will post to me! - Yin Shaochong. ”

This bad content is not the point, the point is that there are really people following the post below!

Those strange screen names have left messages on the post, not only did someone report my name, age, class, seat, and even my height, weight, and measurements!!

Anyway, I don't even know what my measurements are, how do I know them!!

And someone even posted a picture of me, Nima! Who is so lacking in virtue! That's a photo that ruins people and can't turn over forever! It seems to be the one on my ugliest high school diploma!