Chapter Twenty-Five: How Can This Be Called Stealing?

Tolia walked down the streets of Jerusalem, and because she was shopping, she was not wearing her usual armor, but only in civilian clothes. The blue dress was embroidered with golden patterns, making this paladin look like an ordinary girl.

Edelweiss is also contained in the scabbard and in the dimensional bag along with the armor.

So passers-by don't know what this laid-back girl is.

Tolia is a good person, a little stupid, but she is a good girl with good character. But Lilith is different, Lilith is the kind of evil camp that would rather teach me to bear the world than let the world bear me, as long as there are enough benefits, even her own sister can be betrayed.

For example, a few days ago, in order to get the spring water of Tsukisen, Tolia was unknowingly sent to Tsukizakura's bed by her sister......

If a good man is rich, then the first thing he does is nothing more than to be inspired to work hard, a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, and he will definitely not be in the same stream as those capitalist Zhou Pickpockets. But if a person in the evil camp is short of money, then everything can be done, and Tsukizakura once proposed to fall into the grass when the finances were tight, this joke was opposed by everyone, including herself, but Lilith seriously agreed.

So,Lori without discipline is also very scary.。

"Lilith, how are we going to make money?"

Tolia stroked her left hand, her sister and the ice demon fused together, her personality became very strange, but her IQ doubled overnight, and she had to discuss any problems she had before.

Lilith struggled to tuck herself into her sleeve. Shelter from the direct rays of the sun: "If we had the start-up capital now." Then we can go buy stocks. According to my analysis, there will be a lot of volatility in metal stocks in the south in the past few days, although the risk is a little bigger, but if you grasp the right time, you can make a lot of money. ”

Listen to Lilith's terminology. Toria's eyes lit up, "Can you say something I understand?"

Quite simply, it means that we have become a bourgeoisie, squeezing the blood and sweat of the working people, exploiting the surplus value of the proletariat, and ...... the accumulation of capital and productive forces."

Toria interrupted Lilith in a loud voice: "Class antagonism is absolutely unacceptable! Communism is our way out!"

The sound was so loud that it made the surrounding passers-by look sideways.

Lilith spread her hands in her consciousness: "If you have so many scruples. We won't be able to make money until next year, on the contrary, we may starve to death tomorrow. ”

"That'...... So what should I do?"

"Cold salad. ”

As she spoke, Lilith commanded her fingers to sweep through the air, wiping a middle-aged man's belt and untying the money bag, and quietly putting it into her arms.

Torya was completely unaware of this.

"Xiaosi, why do I feel a little heavier?"

Lilith, who was counting the gold coins in her sleeve, smirked and said perfunctorily, "Yes...... Maybe sister, you've been eating a little too much these days, and I've long told you not to eat so much meat. ”

Tolia scratched the corners of her mouth, vaguely recalling what she had eaten for the past few days. I found out that I was a complete vegetarian.

In addition to eating 20 pounds of meat a day, I only eat vegetarian!

While Toria reminisced about the honey-charcoal-roasted wild boar, Lilith shot a stone. It hit a nearby lady in the shin, causing her to fall to the ground screaming.

He pretended to help her up and took the opportunity to squeeze it in her hand, so skillful that the lady did not realize that the five-carat diamond ring in her hand was gone.

"I'm a little hungry, but I don't have money to buy anything to eat...... Eh, where does the bread come from?"

Puzzled, Tolia took the bread from her left hand.

"I left it for you last night. ”

In fact, I just got on the roadside stall......

"Lilith, that person looks so beautiful with a dagger on his waist!"

She pointed to a bard's dagger on his belt, the ebony carved handle glowing with enchantment.

Lilith pretended to be stunned: "Then, then take a closer look?"

Delia walked over dumbly, scrutinizing the dagger.

The bard was obviously wealthy, and when they got closer, they realized that the chainmail shirt on his body also exuded a special glow from the enchantment, and the stabbing sword that straddled his waist and was hidden by the cloak was even brighter like a fluorescent tube.

"It's so beautiful, I want it so much!"

Tolia didn't hide the desire in her eyes at all.

The bard, perceiving Toria's cunning, turned around and saw at first glance a pair of beautiful emerald eyes.

The Moon Knights are a place where evil is rampant, and there are many beautiful creatures, so in the midst of thousands of flowers, Toria does not look very glamorous.

But at the moment, Miss Mia, the most beautiful lady of the knights, was not around, and naturally no one could hide the brilliance of the knight girl, and the blonde hair reflected the blue eyes, coupled with the beautiful face with immaturity and innocence, and the trace of arrogance that the knighthood gave her, it was enough to make all the males go crazy.

Legend has it that in order to be a good bard, one must know how to appreciate beauty, at least watery poplars...... No, at least show mercy...... It's not right, in short, it is necessary to please the opposite sex, and it is also necessary to have a love for the opposite sex that is dozens of times higher than the average.

It may be what the monks call "fraternity".

So, the moment the poet saw Toria, as if he had been struck by a powerful lightning technique, he stood on the spot and took a breath unconsciously.

At that moment, his eyes were no different from a bull in heat.

"Praise your beauty, the dawn of love, the main plane has warmed up because of your appearance~"

Damn, you're not too numb.

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Toria's IQ was clearly incomprehensible to such a roundabout compliment.

The poet, who mistakes natural stupidity for arrogance, can't help but sigh that Tolia is different from ordinary girls who are praised for two sentences and their tails like pet dogs.

"Excellent, haughty and gracious, I have the privilege of seeing such a perfect creation, and it is ......"

Before the poet's thoughts were finished, Tolia left with the guidance of her left hand.

Tolia muttered anxiously, "But the dagger ......"

Lilith raised the dagger of the refined product that emitted a mysterious purple light to the girl's eyes, "I have already prepared it for you. ”

"Huh. Why does it look the same as that uncle's?"

Lilith's hand shook accidentally: "This...... Probably a coincidence. It's possible that we bought it in a store hahahaha. ”

Lilith. You're laughing so fakely.

But deceiving Toria's IQ, that's enough.

For the remainder of the day, the following happened in the streets of Jerusalem.

"Lilith, that person's earrings look like they're moonstone!"

Thirty seconds later, a pair of moonstone earrings for Tsukizakura were added to Toria's bag.

"I've wanted to buy that store's Mithril Armor for a long time!"

As a result, on the same day, the treasure of a branch of Thor's Anvil, a six-fold enchanted Mithril full body armor, disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

"I've always wanted to do a cruise, but I don't have the money to buy it......"

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the stolen private yacht "Gemini" was seen on the other side of the city, and the whole boat was nimbly cruising the river under the control of a young girl.

All witnesses insisted. With only one left hand, the girl had been able to handle the mainmast that six sailors could lift.

"Next, there's one less mount, En, if it's a unicorn or a dragon, even better!"

Lilith handed the wurm reins she was holding in her left hand to Tolia: "Although this earth-walking dragon is indeed sorry for the audience, I haven't found a true dragon or a pure-blooded unicorn so far, and I'll talk about it when I find it...... No, I'm tired to death, and now my fingers are cramping after a day of hard work. ”

Shaking her sour palm, Tolia turned around.

"These things are ......"

"It's not good, my sister reacted...... Aha, it's not early. I'll go to bed first~"

"You're stealing again, you thief!"

Lilith was silent, presumably asleep.

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Luggage from the hotel to the yacht. Lilith came back to the front of the house these days.

"Such a scummy room still dares to charge us money, and being willing to live in your room is to give you face!"

Lilith, who had regained her ghost form as the sun went down, scolded viciously.

Just as she was venting her frustration, a dark shadow fell from the sky and smashed on the foredeck of the cruise ship, causing the entire ship to slam violently.

"Boatman, hurry up, I'll pay ten times the price!"

Lilith stared at the dark shadow, her eyes full of astonishment: "Mia!"

Wang Ming, who was dressed in a red robe, turned his head, and the translucent Lilith was floating in front of him.

"Why are you here, no matter what, anyway, hurry up and sail, or we will all die here!"

"What's wrong?"

Wang Ming didn't answer, he stretched out his hand and pulled hard, the hundreds of pounds of iron anchor was pulled up lightly, the cable was also roughly broken, the sail was lowered in a few seconds, and rushed forward under the strong night wind.

The water gates of the walls of Jerusalem were not closed at night.

"What's the matter? I'm being hunted down! Actually, it's all my, it's all Zi Ma's fault, I'm just a scapegoat!"

Looking back, Wang Ming, who found that no one had caught up, breathed a sigh of relief and vented all the dissatisfaction in his heart.

Lilith pointed expressionlessly at a dark figure above her, "Are you talking about them?"

Long Aotian and his entourage were flying behind the yacht in a huge wurm.

"Damn, I'm going to die here today!"

After speaking, he quickly threw out a fireball technique, and the ball of fire the size of a ping-pong ball flew in front of the wulong, bursting into terrifying flames.

But the flames were blocked by a thin film, and even the wurms outside of the protective spell were the flame subspecies immune to fire damage.

"As a third-order mage, I was actually stumped by magic immunity, how could I have failed so much!

―――――――――――― Mia, a female human, a third-order mage, carries three artifacts with her, one of which is the staff in her hand, and has several conflicts with the Holy See, all of which ended with the Holy See troops being severely damaged.

The person's surveillance has now been increased from five to four.

"Captain, is it really necessary to monitor this stinky girl at a four-edged level?"

The attendant with the face of an ordinary uncle looked at the announcement from the headquarters in confusion.

The man with a scar on his face sneered, "You also saw it, this is the 'announcement' from the headquarters." Rather than building yì or guide. Since the headquarters thinks that they have too many people. Why should we bother with the big guys?"

With his hands behind his back, the scar man turned to the full-body portrait enlarged on the wall, and the girl raised her staff, and the arcane light in the palms of her hands illuminated the face of the melon seed who was focused on casting spells, and the contrast of her long black hair became more and more endearing.

"What's more, even if the headquarters doesn't say it, I will keep an eye on her...... How dare you hurt my blessed body by the goddess! I must use this body to teach her what politeness is!"

"Sophis, thank you so much this time. You can actually let the demon king's army go with the coordination of so many troops, and only you would do such a thing. ”

Stretching out two jade shallots to arrange the long hair that sprang out under the hood, the royal sister sneered: "Then do you know that there were three primeval dragons around us at that time? Maybe you heard the news that the sixth detachment was completely wiped out, but do you know that they were killed by the squire of the Scarlet Moon?"

"You...... Even so, it is necessary for us to bring those people back, after all, there is a good chance that the Demon King is hidden among them!"

Ignoring Scar's righteous declaration, Soefes snapped his fingers, and all the information and photos on the screen disappeared, replaced by some strange props.

"I'll see, oh. Leather whips, Trojan horses. Silver needle, charcoal fire...... There are also unidentified short sticks with concussion and paralyzing lightning, are you preparing these things to catch the demon king, or are you going to catch the slave girl?"

Scar Man awkwardly waved his hand to turn off the video: "No, we have to get them back anyway, don't we? ”

Sophes stretched out his finger and pointed to the map on the other wall: "Don't worry, these little guys who claim to be the Knights of the Blue Moon are still under our surveillance, and will always be under our surveillance. ”

The scar man looked at Soip Pheis suspiciously: "Could it be that there is ...... above?"

"That's right, the Eye of the Sky has already split one to lock the Knights' station!"

In the subspace, a huge eyeball turned its bloodshot body, and its deep pupils looked directly at the location of the Moon Knights.

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"What's wrong?"

Tsukizakura put down the black tea she wanted to drink.

After carefully examining the crystal ball in his hand for a while, Xing Lian replied embarrassedly: "A little restless, as if I was being targeted...... How is it possible, 10 kilometers is within my detection range, I don't know if someone is really looking at me? It must be my delusion. ”

Yueying narrowed her eyes, and with the keen intuition of the archer, she suddenly turned her head sharply, and her gaze pointed straight at the huge eyeball, the dim yellow eyeball was stared at by Yueying, and a drop of cold sweat crossed the back of her body.

But because the main body is hidden in the subspace, Tsukizakura can't sense anything, and can only be attributed to her own illusion.

"Is it delusional? It's hard to say......"

Cangyang pushed the door in, and as expected, the face of the 10,000-year-old iceberg was still hanging on the door of her head, and her empty eyes like a blind man swept over everyone present, making everyone shiver collectively.

"Sister Cangyang, don't make it look like a horror movie every time you appear, right?" Xinglian tried to break the silence.

β€œ...... I'm not imitating horror movies. ”

"Huh?"

"It's a thriller......"

It's cold......

Cangyang looked at everyone silently: "Isn't it funny? According to my logical calculations, it should have the ability to be funny?"

Yueying couldn't help but let the black tea in her mouth flow out of the corners of her mouth: "No, funny can't be ...... by logical calculation"

Completely ignoring Yueying's preaching, Cangyang added a note to his notebook and said to himself: "It seems that what the book says is not all right, maybe you should try Tasha's laughter technique......"

Are you talking about the spell that makes you roll on the ground with laughter when you get hit?

Everyone present couldn't help but wipe their cold sweat.

Xinglian asked tentatively, "Cangyang, why did you start researching funny?"

"Because I want to know what love is. ”

"Harlet?"

"Laughter should be the most common kind of love, so I want to try what laughter is, and if it is successful, it is not necessary to be able to restore the complete love xΓΉ. ”

Tsukizakura put down the teacup, and the murky sound of inferior porcelain sounded a little awkward.

"How about trying to smile first? If you want to understand the words of the love xΓΉ, the expression is also very important. ”

Cangyang turned his expressionless face to Moon Sakura, and his godless purple eyes seemed to suck in the leader of the Knights.

"Laugh...... Is it?"

Later, after disdainful efforts, Cangyang finally mastered the control of a small number of facial muscles.

What happened during this period was classified as top secret by the Knights of the Blue Moon.

Insider Yue: "Quietly tell you that Cangyang's behavior at that time was exaggerated, and he was ready to electrify the facial nerves in the end!"

Insider Xing: "...... No, no, there was no progress until an hour later, but later a bottle of activation potion allowed Cangyang to activate his facial muscles, and then cramped for most of the night. ”

Insider Huang: "Actually, I saw it at the end! It's terrifying...... You shouldn't have let me see this, if you were kind enough, how could you let me see such an indescribable smile...... Uhh............h (murmurs, screams, gnawings, tearing sounds)"

Based on the experience of that night, Yuhuang improved the composition of the fear technique, and after adding the indescribable thing of [Cangyang's Smiling Face], the fear technique is finally not a low-level spell to scare the goblins.

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"Is it so scary?"

Cangyang asked the angel soaked in the life support liquid, who curled up in a corner and shivered with twisted fear.

Kaos, this captured angel of light has been played with by Cangyang for I don't know how long, the angel of light, who has long been stripped of his divine power, is more fragile than an ordinary girl, and after the power to support self-confidence disappears, the angel is just a lump of meat to be slaughtered.

"There's no need to ask for real materials, then the forty-first real yΓ n starts now, and if you're ready, let's get started. ”

Although he has been tortured many times, every time his body is broken, Cangyang will repair the angel's body, and even the soul that has collapsed several times will be forcibly closed, that is, he can't even go crazy.

And most of the specific memories have been erased, only the terrifying feeling remains in the depths of the memory, and it will not be forgotten.

Last time, he was swallowed by a huge tentacle monster wrapped around his whole body, although that memory has been blurred, but he will never forget the deep despair, the nightmare of boundless darkness wriggling around him, but......

"But that time it was really comfortable, satisfied......"

Faced with the thoughts that flashed through her subconscious, Kaos was stunned for a moment.

"Luckily, I just thought about it in my heart, and it would be terrible if I was heard. ”

Cangyang seemed to intend to shatter the angel's illusions: "Unfortunately, I heard it all, if you cooperate in this experiment, it is not impossible for you to be swallowed by the pill again." ”

Immediately, Cangyang ignored the angel's blue face and added, "If you like, I can also consider letting you keep that state in your free time." However, if the frequency of this kind of thing is too high, it is easy to loosen the cavity. ”

β€œ...... Please don't do that!

Cangyang nodded, he was not the eldest sister's death lily control, and he had no interest in torturing women, so he didn't refuse.

"If it's ready, then it's going to start now. ”

"Today's real yΓ n is...... How to laugh. ”

"Huh?"

The angel's expression froze in the air in the form of a wide open mouth.

―――――――――――― (To be continued......)