Who sunbathes? Who's enjoying it again? Little girl, don't mess around with people's hats, okay?

Xue Moyan was the most calm in the audience, knowing that she was pretending to be a gesture, he didn't expose it, but followed her words and raised his eyebrows; "You say, it's broad daylight?"

Yi Ruohan nodded, and held his head high as a matter of course: "Of course, can't you see such a big sun?" ”

Xue Moyan raised her eyes and glanced at the so-called sun in her mouth, and looked at her expressionlessly: "As far as I know, that should be called the moon." ”

Yi Ruohan's face was full of doubts, and he stared at the jade plate for a long time, and then rubbed his eyebrows halfway: "Oops, I have a headache, why am I so stupid, the moon can be seen as the sun." ”

raised his head and peeked at Xue Moyan, and saw that his face was calm, with no superfluous expression, and he didn't mean to say anything.

smiled at him apologetically, "I must have drunk too much wine just now, no wonder I have been dizzy and can't find the north, which makes you smile." ”

"Are you sure you've had too much to drink?"

"Eun, it's all my fault, there are no jokes on such a serious occasion, right?"

Xue Moyan didn't answer, and walked straight to Yi Ruohan's position, fiddling with the teacups and utensils on the table.

Knowing what he was looking at, Yi Ruohan's brain turned quickly, and he immediately gave a reasonable explanation: "I may have been careless before, and I drank the wine as tea." This explains why the glasses are brand new, but she says she drank too much.

originally thought that it was a good way to cover up the past, but he didn't want Xue Moyan to let her go easily, and when he took the wine jug on the side and weighed it in his hand, Yi Ruohan's heart also sank.

Damn, this girl has a heart to get along with her, right?

"Since the wine is drunk as tea, the wine jug should be less." The wine jug in his hand came out of his hand, and after a perfect arc was drawn in the air, a drop fell steadily into Yi Ruohan's hand without spilling, "But there is a lot of wine in this wine jug, why is this?" ”

dared to curse himself for cutting off his children and grandchildren, and cursed him for not being able to get a daughter-in-law, and all kinds of ugly words greeted him without hesitation, making him want to turn a blind eye and let her go this time.

If he doesn't punish her, it will be difficult to calm the anger in his heart.

Yi Ruohan finally had nothing to say, but he refused to surrender for a long time, and still struggled to the death in vain: "Eh...... This one...... That ......"

This and that for a long time, I couldn't come for that reason, and only after half a sound did I burst into the sky and said: "I'm drunk with tea?" You know, if you drink too much tea, you will get drunk, right? ”

Tea drunk is a new word that I have heard in the avant-garde 21st century, I remember once I went to the teahouse to open / play mahjong, one of which was full of fat intestines to a young waiter.

The waiter was ashamed and angry, but he still adhered to the principle that the customer is God, and warned the customer very implicitly: "Sir, you must be drunk with tea, do you need me to contact your family to pick you up?" ”

As soon as he said this, although the guest was a little unbearable, he could only reluctantly let the waiter leave, seeing this scene, Yi Ruohan gave a thumbs up to the clever waiter in his heart.

After many years, I didn't expect that I would encounter a crisis, and I could borrow it.

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