Yin Hao: Is it worth telling about your failed life?
It is necessary to become famous as soon as possible, and become famous again when you are old, and the happiness of becoming famous is half less.
Yin Hao's life has a 100-point start, he has a good background and a father who is famous all over the world. Yin Hao's father is Yin Xian, and when he went to Wuchang from Nanjing to be the mayor, he carried a bag of letters from Nanjing people asking him to go to Wuchang to greet relatives or win over relationships. Yin Xian, who accidentally became a porter, couldn't bear it when he arrived outside Nanjing, and when he saw a pond on the side of the road, he threw the bag of letters into the water directly, and said loudly with relief: "The people who are promoted are naturally promoted, and the unlucky people are already unlucky." Greetings are useless, so I don't work as a postman. ”
With such a father, Yin Hao was expected to inherit this kind of celebrity style when he was a teenager. Yin Hao also lived up to expectations. He once wonderfully explained the mystery of Zhou Gong's interpretation of the dream "The dream coffin is about to be promoted, and the dream of dirty things is about to make a fortune": the official is a rancid thing, what do you dream of if you don't dream of a coffin? Money is dung, and to get rich, of course, you have to dream of dirty things.
Just like Ruan Zhan's sentence "will be the same" won a Taiwei Peng's subordinate, Yin Hao's clever solution also won him the opportunity to be an official, but except for Yu Liang as a brief director of the secretariat, he refused most of the invitations to be an official, and hid in front of his parents' grave to guard filial piety by himself, and stayed for ten years.
Yin Hao dismissed and went into hiding, but became a legend. All kinds of legends about the great little celebrity Yin Hao in the society have spread far and wide, and there have even been calls for "Yin Hao does not go out of the mountain, what should the people in the world do". The whole country has become an avid fan of him.
And Yin Hao, like all young people who became famous, already had the arrogance of seeing all the mountains at a young age. The general official position is not looked down upon, and it is difficult for the cattle to come and invite him. Until that time, Sima Yu, who was still the king of Huiji and later became Emperor Jianwen, entered the court as an auxiliary government and wrote a letter that held Yin Hao up to heaven - what do you say If you don't go out of the mountain, there is no hope in this era, and there is no hope for this country. Yin Hao pinched his life, excused himself for four months, looked almost, and finally walked on the red carpet paved with praise and expectation, and officially went out of the mountain.
In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, he was a celebrity and refused to admit that others were better than him. Sima Yu is a relative of the emperor, and he is also a good hand in the Qing Talk Field, and the temper of the celebrity is not smaller than Yin Hao. He was willing to put down his son and invite Yin Hao to come out, but he had been forced to a dead end, and there was no way to do it - at this time, Sima Yu's life was stormy and very bleak. The imperial court is facing the big warlord Huan Wen who is eyeing him upstream, and he can kill them in Nanjing at any time to scrape their ears. I want to come soft, Huan Wen ignores them, and I want to come hard...... The bigwigs who could check and balance Huan Wen, Yu Liang, Yu Bing, and He Chong are all old and dead. Sima Yu strongly invited Yin Hao at this time, counting on him to come out to deal with Huan Wen.
However, the young and well-known Yin Hao actually did not have any political strategy, Yin Hao, who was praised since childhood, lacked the resilience of vanity and grievances, and as soon as he took office, he opened his posture and grabbed territory with Huan Wen. Since the founding of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the focus of contention between the central government and border towns has mainly been concentrated in several important border towns such as Yangzhou, Xuzhou, Yanzhou, and Jingzhou. Huan Wen's nest is in Jingzhou, and Yin Hao in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River naturally can't move. Xuzhou and Yanzhou were originally in the hands of Chu Jiye, and the Chu family was a relative of the emperor, and their interests were the same as those of the central government. Yin Hao promoted Xun Xian to be in charge of Yixing and Wu County, and soon Xuzhou and Yanzhou were also controlled. Yuzhou is in the hands of the Xie family, and the Xie family is not under Huan Wen's control. The young Yin Hao was victorious, and he was even more proud, completely forgetting the old leader's explanation.
Before Yin Hao accepted the imperial court, it was Yu Yi who was in power. Yu Yi arranged for Huan Wen, who was originally the assassin of Xuzhou, to do the history of Jingzhou assassination, a big reason is that the Eastern Jin Dynasty did not have a better Zhan future than Huan Wen to defend this strategic place. Yu Yi wrote a letter to Yin Hao before he died, and made important arrangements for internal and external peace: the Yu family and the Huan family are relied on outside, and He Chong and Chu Jiye are relied on inside the court. It means that they want to live in harmony, and don't tear their faces until the end. At this time, He Chong died, and Yin Hao took his place. It's just that Yin Hao turned the checks and balances into a shouting board, competing with Huan Wen everywhere.
Huan Wen and Yin Hao can be regarded as small, but since he was a teenager, he likes to compete with who is stronger than whom. Huan Wen always likes to belittle Yin Hao, saying that when he was a child, he was tired of riding a crooked bamboo horse, and Yin Hao picked it up and rode it. Yin Hao doesn't lose when he loses, Huan Wen always asks him, "How do you compare with me?" Yin Hao always replied lightly, "I still like myself." ”
After growing up, in addition to the wider stage of competition, the two still get along in this mode. Huan Wen is a warlord and is naturally proud. But Yin Hao is better than him in terms of background and reputation, and he will not take him seriously.
So there was the Northern Expedition in the sixth year of Yonghe that made Huan Wen laugh and break his belly. At that time, Emperor Shi of Later Zhao died, and in addition to Shi Hu, who succeeded to the throne, there was another Shi Zun who was called the emperor, in addition, there were Shi Yuan and Shi Jian, no one was convinced, and they all wanted to take advantage of the chaos. So Shile's godson Ran Min took the opportunity to jump out and take the opportunity to avenge the emperor to muddy the waters. The chaos in the north is a good opportunity for the Eastern Jin Dynasty to recover the capital. Originally, it was Huan Wen's job to lead troops to fight, but what did Huan Wen do, Yin Hao must grab it. Huan Wen was very calm, Yin Hao wanted to rob it, but he didn't fight much, so he just left it there with one sentence: Yin Hao, he is a good person for governing the country. But let him go to war, it's not a mix or a match. Meaning, if he doesn't have an accident, I'll write it upside down.
Yin Hao, who won Huan Wen, took this opportunity to brazenly supervise the military forces of Yangzhou, Yuzhou, Xuzhou, Yanzhou, and Qingzhou, putting a lot of pressure on Huan Wen. But the start of this dispatch was very unlucky: before the troops were dispatched, Yin Hao fell off his horse. This is a bad omen.
This Northern Expedition seems to be a major benefit, but in fact, there are many problems: at this time, the Central Plains was in a scuffle, and the Eastern Jin Dynasty suddenly joined the battle, which took more energy than attacking one side.
It's a pity that Yin Hao did fall into it.
There was a man named Wei Tuo who died after surrendering to Yin Hao. Yin Hao asked his younger brother Wei Jing to manage the inheritance left by Wei Tuo, but Yao Xiang killed Wei Jing and swallowed his population and property. This Yao Xiang was the elder brother of Yao Chang, the founding monarch of Later Qin. It is the way of heaven to fight a war to demand population, and to take advantage of the weakness of others and take the opportunity to annex. Originally, the Hu people were killing each other, and what did they love, and it had nothing to do with Yin Hao. But at this time, Yin Hao's bookish business of presiding over justice came up, and he felt that he had to do it for Wei Jing, and Yao Xiang had to look at the master to beat the dog. Yin Hao, who was raised by the ideals of scholars since childhood, is ashamed to admit that interests are eternal friends. So Yao Xiang saw that the descendants of the Wei family frequently entered and left Yin Hao's camp, and was suspecting that they were going to kill him together, but it turned out that some of his people were really going to defect to Yin Hao. When Yao Xiang heard the news, he didn't say a word and killed.
Yin Hao was furious and wanted to lead his troops to attack and kill Yao Xiang. Yin Hao's self-confidence comes from the fact that he had previously carried out an assassination of Fu Jian. At this time, one of Fu Jian's nephews, Fu Mei, escaped from the capital Luoyang, and in the era of extremely unsmooth information, Yin Hao thought that Fu Jian was dead. In his excitement, he said that I would go to Luoyang, counterattack the capital, and repair the garden. I won't do the work of Yangzhou Assassin History, and I don't want to care about Huan Wen, and when I hit Luoyang, I will stay in Luoyang, and I won't go back. Yin Hao, the door of Luoyang, hadn't seen it yet, and the court saw that he suddenly went crazy, so naturally they wanted to beat him to calm him down, but they only said no. Sima Yu, the king of Langya, who is in the auxiliary government, said that you forgot to suppress Huan Wen? If you don't do Yangzhou Thorn History, do you let Huan Wen's people go?
Yin Hao didn't care. Continue to set off to Luoyang in high spirits, planning to restore the cemetery and return the capital to Luoyang. As a result, when he arrived in Xuchang, he received bad news: Zhang Yu, the general of Houzhao who had just surrendered to Chengcheng, surrendered to Fu Jian because he felt that he was not valued by Yin Hao, and let Xuchang out. Yin Hao was angry and sent Xie Shang to fight. As a result, Xie Shang's aristocratic habits were even more serious than Yin Hao's, so he naturally lost the battle, and a group of people retreated to the base camp. Yao Xiang felt that his opportunity had come, so he reversed. Yao Xiang's rebellion and Fu Jian's failure to die made Yin Hao afraid that he would fall into the predicament of fighting in many ways, and would be killed and buried in the territory by these fierce ethnic minorities, repeating the mistakes of Wang Yan back then, so he threw away his armor and ran back.
Seeing the opportunity, Huan Wen calmly took out the piece that had been prepared a long time ago, and asked the central government to abolish Yin Hao as a concubine, and think about the past.
Yin Hao simply fell from the sky to the ground this time, but when he was down, he still maintained his aristocratic demeanor. Except for the fact that he often wrote the word "aggressive" on a piece of paper to satirize Huan Wen, there were no more complaints. However, in the end, it was this kind of reserve full of superiority that ruined Yin Hao's last chance to enter the office.
Later, Huan Wen once recruited Yin Hao once and invited him to come out to be a scholar. No one with a brain will give up this good opportunity to make a comeback. Han Xin can still endure the humiliation of his crotch, and Yin Hao took this opportunity to enter the imperial court, so that he will have the opportunity to get Huan Wen out of the imperial court in the future. Yin Hao is not stupid, he is ready to accept this position, but he made a mistake when writing the answer: he can't show too much happiness, otherwise he will let Huan Wen look down on him, and he can't show too much gratitude, otherwise he will make Huan Wen think that he is deliberately stammering. Yin Hao was not satisfied with more than ten copies of this reply, and in the end, he simply wrote nothing and gave Huan Wen a blank piece of paper.
Huan Wen was angry, what do you mean? Let him guess? Huan Wen is a straightforward person, and his cultivation in metaphysics is relatively poor, Yin Hao is not Yang Xiu, Huan Wen is not Cao Cao, and there is no Yaxing to guess what he means. Huan Wen simply said, since it's empty, it's good if you don't want to do it. Substitution!
Yin Hao's stupid reserve is not as good as Wang Yan: Wang Yan can "talk nonsense", and he can refuse to admit that I said it. Why wouldn't Yin Hao? Just a couple of fleshy sycophants are not difficult for this talented person, right?
Later, people naturally learned to be obedient, standing on the shoulders of Yin Hao, these "fools", and learning the life lessons of their failures: a consistent attitude towards life, self-esteem and self-love cultivation can not bring benefits, and the mouth is getting more and more slippery, no matter who you are, who I am, anytime, anywhere, you can easily kneel down.