Chapter 21: Walking Memes

Black Mountain Village is located in a dangerous place thousands of miles in the eastern suburbs outside the magic capital, because there is magnetic fog around the mountain all the year round, it is simply sad for the birds, plus a natural trapped formation, it is easy to defend and difficult to attack.

"Grandma, the owner of the village is very happy today, but it is your turn and my brother to patrol the mountain, hahaer, or you and I will go back to eat and drink after patrolling the mountain earlier, and those guys will not even leave the scraps in the evening. ”

"Erhaha, who says it's not, the natural trapped array on this black mountain plus traps, if no one leads the way, whoever enters will die, and no one has broken in for so many years, or there are only two formations left, you and I will go back to eat and drink." ”

"Hahaer, the sun is coming out of the west today, and you don't go against me, I wonder if you want to see Madame a little more!"

"Shhhh Erhaha, don't talk nonsense, if you are listened to by the owner of the village, you and I will become a hot pot tomorrow, but, you say it's strange, this woman is so unreasonable, like us mountain spirits and ghosts should not be so interested in human women, but... There is a magical charm in this woman, and even the owner of the village who hates humans the most is obsessed with it, let alone a little demon like you and me. ”

"That's it, what's the use of thinking so much, such a woman with immortal talents, it's not something you and I can afford, he... Hahaar... There seems to be someone there..."

"Where, where, where, you turtle grandson, haha, dare to trick me and rush back to eat!"

The ridicule of the two sides under the tree was so frightened that Lu Weiyang, who was wrapped in the breath of the wood spirit and the breath of the surrounding trees, was sweating profusely, but his body was standing firmly in the shelter of the leaves on the tree, and continued to eavesdrop on the next conversation between the two voices, but unfortunately there was no useful information, but they were too happy, because they were two little demons with the head of the husky and the head of the Shiba Inu, like walking emojis, among which the husky head was called Hahaer, and the Shiba Inu head was called Hahaha.

In this way, the Black Mountain Cottage is a demon nest, at least there is a sixth-order demon, otherwise the general sixth-order demon below the sixth order can't be allowed to speak, but this part-time bandit is a little not a monster, and he silently began to analyze some of the information he got in his heart.

"Can make a sixth-order demon obsessed with a human woman to the point that he can't extricate himself, so it is not the result of the innate charm or the practice of the exercises, but there is really such a coincidence in the world, Xiaoluo is born with a charming bone, and there is also a suspected natural charm here? Now there are many doubts, only to follow the two walking emojis to the cottage to see, is this lady in the village Miss Xiaoluo's heart, oh, no! ”

Lu Weiyang, who is consistent with the temperament of the trees, quietly followed Hahar and Erhaha in front, moving silently among the grasses, not daring to slack off, with his current ability, he doesn't want to get lost in this mountain again, because according to what he knows, there will be no second team of mountain patrol demons today, and naturally he will miss the rescue of Xiaoluo's sister.

Taking the time to touch his aching buttocks, Lu Weiyang remembered that he rode a frog horse and asked for directions several times before he arrived at the foot of Montenegro at dusk, it turned out that the so-called Montenegro was a magnetic mountain, so wouldn't the wind and thunder be able to take it out, plus he was injured by the overlord's heavy law, and his left arm was half useless at this time, how would he deal with the battle with these bandit demons?

At the same time that Lu Weiyang was thinking like this, suddenly, Hahar and Erhaha, who were walking in front of him, disappeared out of thin air.

Jumping out of the grass to the place where Hahar and Erhaha disappeared, there was a pond, Lu Weiyang didn't think much about it, the dead horse was a live horse doctor, closed his eyes and stepped forward, it was the ground, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a path leading to the top of the mountain, and Hahal and Erhaha were running happily not far away, and they didn't pay attention to the waves of the phantom array behind them.

Because it was already dark, there was a red lantern every ten steps on the mountain road, Lu Weiyang passed through the shadows that could not be illuminated like a ghost, and after reconnaissance, he found that there was not even a bandit demon in the dark, and he was afraid that he would go to drink the happy wine of the owner of the village, which made it convenient for him to sneak in.

Very smoothly, Lu Weiyang came to the door of the black cottage, hid in the grass in the dark, and carefully observed that a few sentry demons were already drunk and snoring at this time, and took advantage of the darkness to climb over the wall and touched into the cottage where even a fly usually can't fly.

The hall of the Black Mountain Village is very lively, a monster with a mastiff's head sits on the main seat in a red groom's wedding dress, and a bride with a red hijab next to him sits quietly, not crying or making trouble.

"King, I've already drunk three rounds of dishes and five flavors, when will I visit the church!"

A little demon with the head of a pastoral dog shouted loudly, and the table in front of him was in disarray.

When the king of the mastiff's head heard this, he picked up a jar of wine in front of him and drank half of the jar, and after making a wine burp comfortably, his tongue was a little knotted and said.

"This king... Wang Tiezhu... It's a rough dog, and it's loved by his brothers... Sealed a ghost-faced mastiff king. ”

Turning his head, Mastiff King Tiezhu looked at a Chihuahua in the second seat, gnawing on a meat bone bigger than himself, and found the king's gaze, nodding slightly, so Mastiff King Tiezhu continued.

"But... Still... Thank you, Strategist... Suo Tianji, without him... I strongly demand that this king in... Montenegro is rooted, there is no now... Massive... Black Mountain Cottage. So... The words of the strategist... I can't help but listen, the military advisor said... Three o'clock... It's an auspicious time, that's... Auspicious time, now... Drink wine and eat meat!"

"My lord, but there is no wine or meat on our table. ”

Or the pastoral dog shouted.

When the mastiff king Tiezhu, who was sitting on the main seat, heard this, he didn't have any expression on his face, he just raised his neck and drank the remaining half of the jar of wine and tons of wine, threw away the empty wine jar casually, and smashed the ground with a bang, and suddenly the hall was silent.

"Just... You talk a lot of, this king... Just let you... Go and spread the word, tell those... Human cooks, don't put ... Good wine and good food come up... Only... Just use them as a dish!"

The originally silent lobby burst into laughter instantly, and it was noisy again, and the pastoral dog head got the order of the mastiff king Tiezhu, bowed and walked out of the lobby and walked towards the kitchen.

On the roof, Lu Weiyang, who was holding the tile, carefully put the tile back in its place, and one got up like a cat without making any sound, quietly followed the pastoral dog's head, and in the lobby, looking at the half-drunk mastiff Wang Tiezhu, sniffed his nose, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

In the kitchen, a few thick-necked men were trying to cook food, but those monsters ate too fast to keep up with their speed. With a bang, the door was kicked open from the outside, and a pastoral dog head poked in first, and the picture was a little joyful, and the originally tense atmosphere was destroyed.

"Listen, a few of you, the king said, if you don't hurry up and serve the food, I will eat you. ”

The words are cruel words, and the monster is even more terrifying after saying it, but it is not suitable for emojis.

A bearded man with somewhat messy hair was obviously the head chef, and after wiping the oil on his apron with his hands, he walked up to the pastoral dog head with a smile and said.

"Hey, hey, okay, okay, this brother, you go back first, the next wave of dishes will be good immediately, and I promise not to let the king eat us and eat bad stomachs." ”

Tian Tian Dog looked at the other party and was still on the road, and he didn't embarrass the other party and turned away, taking away a roast chicken and a jar of wine by the way, and the bearded man was still very enthusiastic to send him out of the door, waiting for the figure to go away, the smiling bearded man collapsed his face and urged the ground.

"Something!"

Lu Weiyang, who had barely eaten much on this day, was pleasantly surprised to find the kitchen, but the wood spirit qi that wrapped his body was almost to the limit, so there must be some way to save people as soon as possible without bloodshed, and told himself in his heart that even if the bride was not Xiaoluo's sister, he should lend a hand.

Lu Weiyang, who was lying on the roof opposite the kitchen, scratched his ears and cheeks, but his eyes kept looking at the kitchen below, maybe he was hungry, and suddenly remembered something, as if Zhenyuan Daxian had an object in the corner of the Sumeru ring, reached into his arms, and instantly took out a four-cornered bag wrapped in oil-paper from the small world, although it was only the size of a piece of eraser, four words were written on it, "Walking is necessary".