097: Absolutely! Humorous and funny! [Must read chapters, kneel and beg to subscribe]
As soon as Yang Jinrong hung up the phone, the system prompt sounded:
【Host Trigger Mission:】
[Option 1: Eliminate the underworld forces, it is incumbent on our generation to punish them with the iron fist of justice! ] 】
[Reward: Golden Gun Pills (Permanently Valid)!] 】
[Note: There may be unknown side effects, and the host needs to explore the side effects on their own.] 】
[Option 2: Those who pit people, people will always pit them.] Dig a pit and bury them all! 】
[Reward: The world's strongest excavator technology!] 】
[Option 3: The industry is in chaos, please find a way to bring the other party to justice, recover losses, and set an example for example! 】
[Reward: Ejaculation Hit!] 】
[Note: Shooting mastery is not limited to firearms, but also includes bows, arrows, bows, crossbows, etc.] 】
Option one: This reward is a bit tempting.
The golden gun does not fall.
Permanent?
But Yang Jinrong doesn't need it.
Why?
Because Yang Jinrong felt that he was already quite durable, he was afraid that his future girlfriend would not be able to stand it.
Besides, the side effects are unknown, and he really doesn't dare to ask for it.
As for option two.
Which excavator technology is stronger?
Belch.
To put it bluntly, Yang Jinrong feels that he should not need the ability of excavator technology.
Although the elders often say that skills are not pressing.
But some of the techniques really don't work.
For example, the unicorn arm or something, this technique is useless.
Option 3 is proficient in shooting, this thing is easy to call.
The content of the task is also in line with Yang Jinrong's ideas, and he decisively chose option three.
"Are you sure the host doesn't think about it anymore?"
“???”
For the first time, when Yang Jinrong was selecting a task, he received a prompt sound from the system.
What do you mean?
System: What are you implying here?
"Host, please confirm, do you want to choose option three?"
"Confirm."
Yang Jinrong did not hesitate.
After confirming the option, Yang Jinrong casually found an excuse, informed the old dean, and left the old house and walked towards the place designated by the other party.
"He's not. Falling in love? ”
Zhang Yuanchao was a little curious.
The old dean nodded, "Well, maybe, when young people fall in love, they like to answer the phone behind other people's backs, and the two of them secretly call the phone. What's the phone calling? ”
"Phone porridge!"
Zhang Yuanchao added, "Alas, it's a pity, a talent, and I know the roots, I still want to introduce my granddaughter to him." ”
The old dean glanced at his old friend, "Your granddaughter?" ”
Zhang Yuanchao was surprised, "Yes, what's wrong?" Any questions? Do you think my granddaughter is not worthy of Yang Boy? ”
"It's not."
The old dean settled down and asked, "How old is your granddaughter?" ”
Zhang Yuanchao said, "Eighteen years old." ”
"Empty years, huh?"
Liang Xuehai stared at his old friend.
I've seen a pit daddy.
I've never seen a granddaughter like you.
"What's wrong with the void year? Not to mention the ancient times, even in the war years, then you can also go to the battlefield. ”
"Times have changed, why do you still think about the past."
The two elders chatted and began to reminisce about the past again.
Yang Jinrong found a mountaineering bag shop on the road and chose a large one to buy, but he felt that the mountaineering bag was a little old.
It feels like a hiking bag sold last year.
He found another ATM and withdrew 100,000 yuan in cash, which was divided into two parts, one was 50,000 yuan and the other was 50,000 yuan.
Two Negri in a hiking bag.
Then take a taxi to the designated hotel.
It is said to be a hotel, but it is actually a broken hotel.
It's still a very remote and suburban area.
The online car-hailing drivers were reluctant to take orders, and in the end, they paid more, and the driver complained about 'how to come to this place where birds don't'.
Yang Jinrong didn't explain, carrying a mountaineering bag and walking to the front of the hotel.
Wu Hai was already waiting at the door, he looked at Yang Jinrong greedily, "Boy, have you brought enough cash?" ”
"Don't worry."
Yang Jinrong looked lazy, and said lightly, "The worst thing I am is money, or that sentence, release people and give money." ”
"Humph!"
Wu Hai walked up to Yang Jinrong and reached out to grab his hiking bag, but was dodged by the latter.
Wu Hai sneered, "Follow me." ”
Xuan Wei walked behind, urging Yang Jinrong to enter the hotel.
When the eldest sister at the front desk of the hotel saw Yang Jinrong, her eyes widened, her mouth opened, and she almost flowed out of the corner of her mouth.
She swallowed and suddenly pulled out a long-handled, black object from underneath.
almost startled Yang Jinrong.
The eldest sister hurriedly said softly, "That. . . This handsome guy, the lighting in my corridor is not good, why don't I give you a flashlight? ”
"No!"
Wu Hai glared at the eldest sister in front of the stage, and said fiercely, "We just went up and down, and we didn't see you take a flashlight to shine it, Made, he has to take a picture when he comes?" Is he expensive?! ”
Being treated differently by women made Wu Hai a little irritable.
The laborers are higher than him, stronger than him, and stronger than him, so why should they distinguish against me?
The eldest sister at the front desk was frightened, and hurriedly shrank back, and the black long-handled object in her hand was also taken back.
Wu Hai urged: "Hurry up." ”
Yang Jinrong: "."
Yang Jinrong walked up to the second floor.
Under Wu Hai's instructions, he entered a room at the very edge.
The door to the room is opened.
Seven or eight big men sat together, fighting landlords in twos and threes.
Seeing Yang Jinrong coming over with his bag on his back, they all put down the cards in their hands and stood up.
"Jinrong!"
Huang Wei, who was tied up by five flowers, struggled to stand up, "Why didn't you call the police?" Came by yourself? ”
Yang Jinrong pretended to be disdainful, "I will give money, they will release people, and the two will be clear." I'm not short of money, why should I call the police? ”
"Count you kid a little self-aware."
"Haha, it's easy to talk if you're rich."
"This can be solved today."
Several other strong men spoke.
Wu Hai, who entered later, locked the door behind him.
said something that made Yang Jinrong's jaw drop.
"Take your clothes off!"
“???”
Yang Jinrong's eyes widened.
I'm Nima, don't be disgusting with me.
Believe it or not, labor and management punched a monster and beat you all to death?
Yang Jinrong is secretly lucky.
Today, I have to try the power of the Grandmaster-level Baji Fist.
"Damn, what do you want?"
Wu Hai kicked Yang Jinrong.
was lifted by the latter and dodged.
Duang!
He kicked directly at the edge of the wall, and he grinned in pain, "I'm Nima"
"It seems that you are the most dishonest kid, and you were cheated by your surveillance video last time!"
Wu Jiang stood up, twisting a stick in his hand, "How do we know if you have a trick today?" Engaging in video equipment? ”
"Huh."
Yang Jinrong laughed disdainfully, he opened the bag and took out 50,000 yuan, "One, two, three, four." "Counted 40,000 pieces and threw them directly to Wujiang.
Yang Jinrong took the remaining 10,000 yuan and patted it on his hand, "Just 40,000 yuan, can labor and management use the video?" ”
"! That's 40,000! ”
Wu Jiang took the money and quickly counted it.
Several other people also gathered around.
This money board is neat, and it is comfortable to look at.
Wu Jiang looked at the money in Yang Jinrong's hand, his eyes were eager, "You kid is so rich?" ”
"What the hell is going on with you?"
Yang Jinrong had a look of ignorance, "Hurry up and release people, otherwise"
"桀桀桀~"
Several strong men surrounded him, and one of them, a shirtless man with a dragon and a tiger, smiled and said, "How else?" Why don't you give us all the money you have? ”
Yang Jinrong faced the seven or eight strong men, his face did not fluctuate in the slightest, and he said indifferently, "Wujiang Wu Hai, I have already paid off your so-called construction fees, why do you still want to extort?" ”
He was pleasantly surprised.
Very good.
The more greedy you are, the more you want, the longer you will be sentenced.
"Don't say it so ugly!"
Wu Jiangyin smiled predictively, "The 40,000 yuan you just gave is the principal, you have owed us for so long, you have already owed us a total of 100,000, and you still have 60,000 yuan to us!" ”
The reason why he said 100,000 was because he had just peeked into Yang Jinrong's bag, and there were five wades of money.
plus the ones in hand, there are 60,000 in total.
"Jinrong!"
Huang Wei struggled, frantically suggesting that Yang Jinrong had fled.
"Aren't you rich?"
"What, don't you want to give up 60,000 yuan?"
Seven or eight people were staring at the mountaineering bag in Yang Jinrong's hand.
"Reluctantly? No, no, no. ”
Yang Jinrong opened the bag, "If you release people now, I can give you the money." ”
"Let go."
Wu Jiang waved his hand.
One of them walked over and untied Huang Wei, who was tied up with five flowers.
Whoa~!
Yang Jinrong lifted the mountaineering bag, and with a loud noise, all the money in the bag was poured to the ground.
He threw away the bag and said handsomely, "It's just 100,000 yuan, just give it to you, take the money and get out!" ”
"Damn!"
"It's all money!"
"It's really rich!"
Seven or eight people instantly bent down to the ground to grab money.
But in the end, it all fell into the hands of Wu Jiang.
Wu Jiang promised to divide 60,000 of them.
Huang Wei gritted his back molars, came to Yang Jinrong's side, and said in a low voice, "Jinrong, where did you get the money?" It's crazy. ”
"It doesn't matter."
Yang Jinrong waved his hand, and the eldest brother's temperament was soaring, "You guys, get out of here with the money, don't let me see you again!" ”
"Damn! How dare you humiliate us! ”
"You kid really don't know whether to live or die!"
"Made!"
Several people were humiliated on the spot, and they were all quite unhappy.
"Let's go?"
Wu Hai didn't mean to open the door, he sneered, "We have changed our attention, the 100,000 yuan you just gave is only a part of the interest, now. You already owe us 700,000! ”
The eight people in the room all showed greedy expressions.
They walked the rivers and lakes, and every day they did things of deception.
It's the first time I've met someone as rich and stupid as Yang Jinrong.
Several people looked at each other.
Confirmed.
I'm going to do a big deal today.
After doing this ticket, go directly to the high fly, whether it is to go abroad, to the remote northwest region, as long as they get the money, they have a place to go.
Yang Jinrong was silent on the surface, but he was overjoyed in his heart, 700,000 is too good.
Ten years to start.
The maximum is indefinite.
"Are you sure you want 700,000?"
Yang Jinrong laughed.
"Sure!"
Wu Jiang's face was ruthless, "Hurry up and give the money, otherwise"
How do you know that Yang Jinrong is not afraid, "How else?" Can you still kill me? Murder is a capital crime, how many of you, is it enough to lose your head? ”
"Kill you? No, we don't kill. ”
Wu Hai showed a fierce and brutal look, "We beat you to cripples, and then dragged you to other places to act as beggars, so that you will beg as a profession for the rest of your life, and work and beg for us." ”
"Hurry up and give money, 700,000, not a penny less!"
"One less point, and we'll blow your dog's head up!"
Several others also threatened.
They work together on weekdays.
If you can get another 700,000 today, you can get 100,000 per person.
This money is enough for them to flee to the northwest for many years.
"What if I don't give?"
Yang Jinrong said with a whimsical expression.
"Huh?!"
"Don't give it?!"
Wu Hai showed a fierce color and slapped Yang Jinrong!
Syllable!
A solid slap slapped Huang Wei in the face!
"Ah~!"
Huang Wei screamed, and the whole person retreated several times, hitting the wall before he stabilized his body.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I doing?
Huang Wei was holding on to the wall, his head was buzzing, and the whole person was blindfolded.
"!"
Wu Hai didn't expect Yang Jinrong to dodge this slap, he raised his foot and kicked Yang Jinrong.
Boom!
His kick was not too slow, and before he could kick Yang Jinrong, he was hit in the eye by a punch the size of a punching bag!
Yang Jinrong punched quickly, and the fierce punch landed on Wu Hai's eye socket.
directly hit the other party with a golden star, and the whole person took seven or eight steps back one after another, and then fell to the ground, letting out a wail.
On the other hand, Yang Jinrong stood calmly in place.
He glanced at his fist to himself, and then glanced at Wu Hai, "You can't withstand three points of strength, you're too bad, aren't you?" I must have masturbated too much at ordinary times, and my body is too weak. ”
"! NTMD Sneak Attack! ”
Wu Hai covered his eyeballs that were almost blown out, in great pain, he endured the severe pain, screamed, and tried to save a little dignity.
Wu Jiang said angrily, "Let's go up together and put him. out punch! ”
The remaining seven people shot one after another, like hungry wolves pounced on food, and pounced on Yang Jinrong.
This scene made Huang Wei, who had finally recovered his strength, feel numb.
He was about to rush forward and fight for Yang Jinrong.
But he didn't want Yang Jinrong to suddenly put on a fist pose, not retreating but advancing, the whole person was like a steel cheetah, and rushed out in an instant.
Punches burst out in an instant!
A punch to the heart of the leader Wu Jiang!
"Poof!"
Wu Jiang spurted out a mouthful of blood, and the whole person flew out upside down!
smashed down on Wu Hai!
Say it's too late, then it's too soon!
Yang Jinrong's second punch was a swing fist, fast and fierce, hammered on the forearm of a strong man, with a crisp click, the strong man's forearm broke on the spot, and the comminuted fracture!
Yang Jinrong bullied up, his shoulders shook, his strength exploded, and the strong man was knocked out and smashed on the top of Wu Jiang's head!
The rest is completely Yang Jinrong's martial arts-
He is fierce and domineering, and he kills everything!
An elbow blow that shatters another person's knee!
Another punch, another broken arm!
Reflexively counterattacked, landing on a person's ribs, and at the same time as the crisp bone shattering sounded, the strong man had already flown out upside down, and with a bang, it was like a stack of Arhats, stacked on the people of Wujiang and Wuhai!
Grandmaster-level Bajiquan is domineering, fierce and unparalleled, coupled with the unrestricted fighting without martial arts, the shot will kill, and one person will be destroyed with one blow!
Eight punches are over!
All eight strong men suffered comminuted fractures!
Eight people are like stacked arhats, stacked on top of each other, screaming and wailing!
I can't bear to look at the picture directly!
"This"
Huang Wei was dumbfounded.
looked at Yang Jinrong in front of him in shock.
The mouth is wide enough to fit an ostrich egg.
There are huge waves in the heart.
This.
Is this still human?
Is this still the Yang Jinrong I know?
Don't
Could it be.
The old monster took away my brother?!
Huang Wei's body stiffened and said uncontrollably, "Jin Rong. If you're taken away, you're going to blink."
“.”
Yang Jinrong retracted, and then shrugged his shoulders, "I said that I met a strange person, and he said that I have a wonderful root, and I am a national art wizard that I have not met in a hundred years, do you believe it?" ”
Originally, Yang Jinrong was just joking.
How did he know that Huang Wei nodded frantically, he was very excited, "I'll just say, I'll just say that the national art is real!" ”
“.”
Never mind.
Yang Jinrong couldn't explain it clearly, he walked to the eight strong men who were stacked together, squatted down, and grinned, "I'm rich, but that's my money, you want to rob me. Eight hundred thousand, I'm in self-defense, right? ”
It was originally a crime of extortion.
But once there is violence.
That can become a robbery.
Eight strong men wailed and screamed, how could they dare to talk back?
"Did you just want to hit me up?"
Yang Jinrong tilted his head and looked at Wu Hai at the bottom, "Do you still want to do it now?" ”
"Woo woo woo~!"
Wu Hai's face turned blue with fright, his heart was full of panic, and he couldn't speak.
He has seen Yang Jinrong's terrifying methods, where does he dare to have such an idea?
Even if he was given 10,000 guts, he wouldn't dare.
"Your name is Wu Jiang."
Yang Jinrong looked at Wu Jiang at the penultimate and ordered, "You, slap him in the mouth, do you hear?!" ”
“!”
Wu Jiang was startled, he broke one hand, and the remaining other hand raised a slap in the face of Wu Hai below without obeying the call.
"Smack!"
"Not loud enough!"
Yang Jinrong looked disgusted, he raised his fist, scared Wu Jiang trembling, hurriedly endured the severe pain, raised his hand high, and slapped Wu Hai in the face!
"Smack~!"
Very crisp sound.
"You hit him for me!"
Yang Jinrong's eyes fell on the third person from the bottom to the top, and ordered him to slap Wu Jiang.
The strong man's face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly slapped Wu Jiang below.
"You"
Yang Jinrong looked at the fourth place, and before the words could be spoken, the strong man had already made a move and slapped the brother below him!
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Bang Bang!"
The fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth places are all very sensible, and they all fan out big coercion regardless of their brothers' lives and deaths.
Time.
The sound of popping is endless.
This scene completely shocked Huang Wei, he grew so big, he had never seen such a shocking and soul-piercing picture, it was so spectacular!
"Hey, sheriff? Here I am."
Yang Jinrong kindly called the police, this location is a bit off, quite far from the security station, but this doesn't matter about Yang Jinrong, he hung up the phone, "Let's go, we have to go." ”
"Huh?"
Huang Wei looked dazed.
saw Yang Jinrong turn around and open the door.
Huang Wei hurriedly followed, but he suddenly felt that something was missing.
He turned around and quickly picked up the mountaineering bag, and picked up and packed the ten piles of money scattered on the ground, and then followed Yang Jinrong out of the house.
Yang Jinrong locked the door with his backhand.
When the two went downstairs, the eldest sister at the front desk once again threw a flattering look at Yang Jinrong.
The eldest sister at the front desk blinked her Danfeng eyes, "Handsome guy, leave a WeChat." ”
Huang Wei looked surprised, "Me? ”
Yang Jinrong: "."
Yang Jinrong asked the eldest sister at the front desk for two chairs, and sat in front of the door, waiting for the security officer to come to the door.
The eldest sister wanted to chat with Yang Jinrong, but ignored her.
She didn't want to talk to Huang Wei.
I can only pretend to go upstairs to clean up.
But when she walked upstairs, she heard a series of crisp, incessant, and 'popping' sounds!
She leaned against the wall and listened closely.
Suddenly he was creepy, and he had goosebumps all over his body, "Isn't it?!" They are so good?! ”
If memory serves, there are eight strong men living in the room!
Listening to the rhythmic crackling sound coming from inside, the eldest sister at the front desk only felt a chill that swept through every cell in her body.
"Terrible!"
"It's horrible!"
"I'm going to call the police, call the police!"
The eldest sister at the front desk hurriedly took out her mobile phone, dialed the police, and lowered her voice nervously, "Hey, are you a demon?" I'm going to call the police, there's someone here pretending! ”
The second watch, got together for a meal, and came to this point again to scream, asking for a refreshed ticket
(End of chapter)