Chapter 95: Sideshow
Mu Sheng followed Chunmei through the carnival crowd in the village, and came to a stone house that was much taller than other buildings, Chunmei welcomed him into the house, only to see a beautifully shaped screen blocked at the gate, and Chunmei reported through the screen.
Li Rong's lazy voice came from behind the screen: "Got it, let him in......"
Chunmei bowed and exited the house.
Mu Sheng walked around the screen in the middle with drunken eyes, only to see pieces of tulle hanging down from the roof of the house, the furniture was simple and elegant, he vaguely felt that there was a figure behind him, and stepped forward to remove the tulle and saw that a banquet had already been set up on the table in the house to entertain him.
Mu Sheng only had wine left in his eyes, he sat on the ground and grabbed the wine jug on the table and poured it into his mouth, anyway, everyone in this ghost place is a spirit, and they can't drink the dead, they can't drink to death, and they are being reborn, since they can't drink to death, then drink to death......
Li Rong looked at Mu Sheng with a smile and instructed, "Little pervert, drink slowly, sister has wine here." ”
Seeing that he quickly drained a pot of wine, Li Rong waved his hand and conjured up another pot of wine and handed it to him, and Mu Sheng also unceremoniously continued to pour it.
Li Rong saw that Mu Sheng was drinking too fast, so he directly conjured out a jar of wine and handed it to him, Mu Sheng picked up the jar of wine and drank it with a bang, and after pouring the wine, he picked up the roast leg of lamb on the table and ate it in a big gulp, so that his mouth was full of oil.
After eating, he grabbed another pot of wine and wiped it out, Mu Sheng burped and said with a smile: "Happy, so happy, hahahaha~"
It was only then that Mu Sheng had the strength to raise his eyes to look at the woman in front of him, and when he saw clearly what was happening in front of him, he was suddenly a little stunned......
I saw Li Rongyu leaning to the left, reclining on the couch, with several layers of tulle on her body, and her snow-white skin loomed through the tulle, which was much more exciting than him and the two old perverts peeking at her ketone body, and what he was most afraid of was this looming temptation, which directly gave Mu Sheng 10,000 crit points in the depths of his heart.
Mu Sheng's mouth was suddenly a little dry, and he couldn't speak well: "Sister Rong... This... You ......"
Li Rongmei smiled: "What? Little pervert, you quit it so quickly? You promised to be my man. ”
Mu Sheng stammered and said, "But you haven't fulfilled your promise yet?" How can you take advantage of people's danger? ”
When Li Rong heard this, he bypassed the case and stuck it on him, and half-threatened: "Yes! Now it seems that I really can't help much, since you have arrived at my territory, you have to follow today, and if you don't follow, you have to follow, if you dare to leave the old lady half a step, see that the old lady does not pick your skin. ”
Mu Sheng suddenly came up with a bloody and brave aura, stared at her and said, "What if I just don't obey?" What can you do to me? Don't forget who saved the village. ”
Li Rong saw that Mu Sheng ate soft and not hard, so he raised his jade arm around his neck and said with a smile: "Little pervert, sister, I'll tease you, if you don't obey the old lady today, the old lady will send people around the village tomorrow to say that you can't do it!" You're fast! You're not a man at all! …… There aren't many women in this village, and soon you'll go from being a hero to a ...... You know! On the surface, everyone will still respect you, but I don't know what to say in private, sister, you can do it yourself. ”
Mu Sheng threw his wine glass after hearing this, hugged Li Rong's delicate body and said in a rough voice with a red face: "Rong... Sister Rong, today I will let you see Lao Tzu's methods, Lao Tzu can not only make cannons, but also use cannons, let's not go out of this door first, whoever goes out first will admit defeat......"
Li Rong saw that he was excited, and kept smiling......
Three days later, Chunmei passed by Li Rong's room, Sister Rong hadn't gone out for three days, and she didn't know what was going on, and there was another layer of enchantment outside the house, and she didn't know what was going on inside......
Early the next morning
Li Rong lazily crawled on Mu Sheng's body and drew circles on his chest, Mu Sheng smiled and grabbed her moving soft, and asked, "Sister Rong, how is Lao Tzu's kung fu?" ”
Li Rongmei smiled: "Okay! That's great! The man I fancy is the best, and I haven't been so comfortable in a long time, sister. ”
At this time, Mu Sheng couldn't help but feel a little gloomy when he thought of Xi Xue and Yun'er, they were going to be trapped in this ghost place in this life?
He looked back at Li Rong lying beside him, no matter what, if he can't get out anyway, it is better to stay here with the beautiful woman in front of him, and it is not a pleasure to be that dewy couple......
Li Rong looked at Mu Sheng's expression, probably guessed what was going on, and asked, "What?" Husband, do you miss those ladies in your reality? ”
Mu Sheng sighed: "Yes! I can't hide anything from Sister Rong's eyes, life is often unsatisfactory, and now it's too late to regret being in prison. ”
After speaking, Mu Sheng tightened Li Rong's delicate body again: "But if you lose the east corner and harvest the mulberry elm, it is also a blessing to come here to meet a superb beauty like Sister Rong." ”
Li Rong nodded his forehead lightly and said with a smile: "Little pervert, your mouth is sweet." ”
Mu Sheng looked at the bright smile of the jade beauty beside him, and suddenly became horny again, and said with a smile: "Sister Rong, come!" You and I will fight for another 300 rounds......"
Li Rong gasped and struggled: "Oops! You young imps are really unfamiliar wolf cubs, do you have to toss my mother and me to death? ……”
Mu Sheng smiled and said, "Who asked you to provoke me first?" ”
In the days that followed, Mu Sheng officially moved into Li Rong's residence and lived with him.
In the afternoon of the next day, Mu Sheng sat at the table and took another sip of wine, watching Li Rong's hands seal one white energy ball after another flew out of his body, and with a tremble, he turned into something like a flying elf, and began to fly around cleaning the room and tidying up the house.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Sister Rong, what kind of spell is this?" ”
Li Rong said: "This is a use of the soul splitting technique, which is a small incarnation technique, I separate a part of my own soul, which is connected with my heart, and can usually assist me in fighting, and can also help me do housework, this is the secret of our corpse puppet door." ”
He looked at the white elves flying around the room, and suddenly his mind moved, he thought of something, but he couldn't catch it......
Mu Sheng was stunned for a long time, meditated for a long time, and gave up...... Forget it, find Lao Chen and them to drink.
Mu Sheng said hello to Li Rong, and Li Rong put on his coat like a gentle wife and took care of him before letting him go out.
After Mu Sheng went out, he saw that the village was still very lively, too, fighting against the spirit devouring beast was a major event in the village, and he had to lose a lot of people every time in the thousand-year war, but he didn't expect that he, an outsider, would come here to talk and laugh, and the tree was wiped out, and all of a sudden, it was exchanged for a thousand years of peace and nothing and no one was hurt, aren't they crazy?
Mu Sheng walked on the street, and the villagers who met him all came forward to salute him respectfully, and he bowed his head slightly to show his friendliness, and walked to the village square, Mu Sheng saw another group of onlookers in the distance shouting and cheering, which aroused his curiosity.
Mu Sheng stepped forward to walk through the crowd to see what it was? So many people watching? At first sight, it turned out to be the villagers' acrobatic performances in the square, but this acrobatic was a bit scary.
I saw that the people in the field wore a strange mask, and actually waved a knife to take off their heads, playing with them in their hands, and doing all kinds of difficult movements like ball skills, and there were bursts of cheers in the field.
After a while, I saw the acrobat in the field pick up his head and twist his neck on his body, and then ordered his assistant to tie himself to a bench, and the assistant took a ghost-headed knife, and before everyone could react, they actually dismantled the acrobat into eight pieces, but there was no trace of blood flowing out.
Mu Sheng was really dumbfounded, this was really chopped into pieces, not a trick, although the people here are all spirits and will be injured and bleeding like the real world, although they will be resurrected, but this method is simply incredible.
I saw that the corpses all over the ground were still moving, looking for feet with hands, legs with feet, and heads with bodies, actually trying to put themselves together, and the assistant was also motionless next to him, without the slightest intention of stepping forward to help.
The stump flew around and finally barely put it together, but it was very incongruous, the head was on the stomach, the left foot was on the right hand, and the right hand was on the left leg, which looked extremely strange, and the surrounding villagers laughed when they saw it.
The acrobat actually told everyone with his left foot and right hand to ask everyone to help, but everyone was still laughing and no one stepped forward to help him, Mu Sheng also smiled slightly, and said in his heart, it seems that this is the effect of the show.
I saw him shout angrily, and the mask on his head turned into a red-faced evil man, roaring at everyone, and suddenly his body was torn apart, separated again, and flew towards everyone, everyone was so shocked by this sudden change that they laughed and retreated, and some onlookers were so frightened that they only drilled into the arms of the man behind them.
The mask on the head of this acrobat actor changed into the image of a smiling baby, a whoop! Retract the body and spliced into a complete human form, only the mask head actually flew around, unwilling to splic, the body was so anxious to pick up the swords, guns, swords and halberds around him to chase the head, the head also turned its face from time to time to grimace at the body, the body because there was no head, invisible, from time to time was also tripped by the weapons scattered on the ground, embarrassed, everyone was amused by this scene laughed, leaning forward and backward, Mu Sheng was also amused by this scene.
The acrobat performed a lot of tricks, and finally the curtain ended, almost the whole village came to watch, everyone applauded his performance, Mu Sheng couldn't help but applaud, and some villagers even gave their belongings to the actors, this performance was indeed wonderful.
After the acrobat finished performing, when the villagers dispersed, Mu Sheng stepped forward and asked him curiously how he did it?
When the acrobat saw that he was coming, he immediately took off his mask and saluted, "I've seen Senior Mu below." ”
Mu Sheng glanced at him and saw that he was a radiant young man, and he bowed and said, "You're welcome, this fellow Daoist, I'm very curious about how you did this acrobatic performance?" ”
The acrobat said politely: "Qiu Hao in the lower corpse puppet gate, Senior Mu is the hero who saved our village, originally this is the secret of our corpse puppet gate, since the seniors have inquired about it, those who are juniors in the lower part should know everything." ”
Mu Sheng was a little surprised, it turned out that he was from the same door as Li Rong? It's really unbelievable, and then the acrobat explained the cause and effect to Mu Sheng in detail, but the mantra of the exercises still can't be taught, and he also understands.
Until this moment, it seemed that something suddenly hit Mu Sheng's brain, and he praised the performance of the vaudeville performer again and again, and gave several jars of wine with a wave of his sleeve and hurriedly said goodbye.
After saying goodbye to the vaudeville actor, Mu Sheng turned around and hurried home, maybe this method might really get him out of the sea of suffering......