2 Reservoir Dogs

Bai Huo pushed the bicycle, just walked aimlessly, and before he knew it, he had arrived at the beach. Along the way, memories flowed back.

He remembered that when he first came to the Oriental Tea Restaurant, because he didn't bring money and couldn't pay on credit, he was caught by the boss in the kitchen washing dishes and working to pay off debts. As a result, not long after washing, I didn't pay attention, and the plate "clanged" and shattered to the ground. Facing the onlookers and contempt of cooks, waiters, sweeping aunts and other people, he could only smile and say, "I'm sorry, it's just the New Year, I wish everyone a little peace." ”

It's a pity that the equation of exchanging a plate for peace does not exist in the boss's dictionary. In the boss's dictionary, money is peace, money is dragon and phoenix, and money is auspicious. But after a scolding of his head and face, the boss did not choose to fire him, after all, as a creditor, he should have the responsibility of a creditor, and for a debtor like Bai Huo who is penniless and has poor repayment ability, it is still the safest debt collection strategy to be tied to his side.

So, early the next morning, the boss dug out an abandoned bicycle from the garbage heap at the back door of the hotel, and generously gave it to Bai Huo, which was called "employee car welfare". So much so that later, whenever Bai Huo recalled the moment when he got the bike, he would be very moved.

Because since he was a child, no one has ever given him a gift. Not even Ah Fu and Ah Mei. The bicycle appeared in front of his eyes like a rain after a long drought. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and there is no reason to ride a bicycle in vain. Behind the benefits of car distribution, there is the fact that it is distributed to the delivery department. However, Bai Huo didn't mind this, after all, brushing dishes and washing dishes and chopsticks was a condescension for him.

So, in the afternoon of the same day, after Bai Huo worked hard to find someone to press the two wheels on the bicycle, his delivery career began. Recalling this, Bai Huo grinned stupidly, raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the sea and sky. The white clouds are long, the blue sky is still there, but the tears are still rolling in the eyes. He sniffed sharply, but he still couldn't stop the snot from slowly falling on his collar.

"Huh...... Earthlings are disgusting. ”

"Hey, don't forget that you're also from Earthling. ”

Twenty meters away, a pair of young men and women were secretly watching Bai Huo's every move from a distance, and even the details of the snot falling on the collar of the water were in full view.

"Are you sure he can?" the woman frowned, looking up and down at Bai Huo twenty meters away, full of doubt.

"Although the behavior is a bit different, it should still be okay. The man nodded as he spoke, as if it would take a lot of effort to convince himself.

While holding her forehead, the woman took out a note from her small white suit jacket, "We observed him for two days, during which he peeked at the girl next door taking a shower once, was charged protection money by roadside thugs once, was scared away by a dog once, tripped over a stone while walking once, wiped snot on his clothes three times, urinated on the ground twice, did not zip the toilet twice, and helped his grandmother cross the road once......"

"Isn't it a traditional virtue to help the old woman cross the street?" The woman shook her head helplessly, "If one day, the boss walks on the street and sees an old lady crossing the street slowly, do you think he will stop what he is doing and run to help the old lady cross the zebra crossing?"

"That's ...... too"

"Don't forget, we need to find out all the characteristics that make him different from the boss, even if necessary, even the way he stands and sits when he goes to the toilet. The woman retracted her serious expression and smiled, "However, the top priority should be to take him away more important." ”

The man nodded, "Uh-huh" in reply.

"Then it's up to you to blackface. The woman blinked softly, and her charm was revealed. With one hand, she pulled the fiery red hair that fell on her back, and with the other hand, she gently wrapped the delicate headband around her hands, and gently tugged it up to a high ponytail - as if she had switched to sport mode. Seeing that the woman was ready, the man took a smooth step and strode towards Bai Huo......

At this moment, Bai Huo has completely wandered in the torrent of memories. From a dish washer to a delivery worker, from a delivery worker to a bodyguard, from a bodyguard to a cook, he has completed the triple jump in his life in just two years...... Although this morning's fourth jump brought him back to square one.

Alone, facing the sea, full of emotion...... Although there have been no classmates since the second grade of primary school, Bai Huo also knows that the so-called literary and artistic youth will choose to come to the beach on such a hot summer afternoon, sit alone, face the blue sea and blue sky, and their faces are full of crystal lines.

In fact, under the appearance of Bai Huo, who has no skin and no face, and is grinning, there is still a pretentious and fragile heart. It's just that not many people know about it, and most people only remember him for being heartless and scoundrel.

Sometimes Bai Huo himself thinks about weakness, cowardice, cowardice, cowardice, scoundrel, sloppiness, poverty, and no sense of existence...... These adjectives can all fit perfectly on him, don't he have any merits? Is it simple and kind? Every time he thinks about this, he will shake his head and tell himself: There is nothing bad if there is no merit, at least live freely, happily, and without troubles. What if others look down on you? You can do what you like every day, do what you like to do, what's wrong with that? Even people who look down on him can't do it.

To hell with what "grows up", what "matures", what "takes responsibility", and what "responsibility".

Bai Huo stretched his waist very coolly, and with the yawning of ecstasy, he lay on the ground.

"Shuang ......" didn't wait for the cool word to shout, an inexplicable strange feeling came out of which nerve, he slowly opened his eyes, and under the backlight, he vaguely saw a black figure standing behind his head. He subconsciously supported the ground with his hands, intending to get up quickly, but the moment he raised his hand, his eyes turned black, and he was covered by something, and then he seemed to be picked up by two thick arms, and it was in vain to let his hands flutter and dance again with his hands that had passed the spoon of a thousand days.

After a moment of dizziness, the pressure from the unfamiliar arm disappeared, and was replaced by a tremendous momentum, and he hastily removed the sack from his head, and found himself soaring into the sky like a bird, except that he had no wings, let alone flight.

"Helpβ€”" he cried out, watching the wriggling heads of the sea fly before his eyes, and no one noticed that he was falling from the sky like cannonballs. "I can't swimβ€”" Before the sound of "ah" was over, he plunged headlong into the vast sea, splashing a few feet and the stars in the bright sun.

The sea water instantly filled his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, after all, the "ah" mouth shape just now was too convenient to enter the water. Even goldfish with long gills are not so unrestrained when they usually drink water......

He fluttered and struggled, exhausted all his strength, and at last barely poked his head out of the sea to take a breath, only to be pushed into the sea again by the waves.

He didn't know whether to shout for help or not, because if he shouted, someone might come to save him, but he would definitely have to drink a few more sips of water, and if he didn't, two sips less would be a ready-made benefit...... He had a little calculation in his head, but his head didn't rely on hydroelectric power to generate electricity, and the water went in too much, and his head naturally stopped.

His breathing was getting harder, his mind was getting more and more blurred, and he was about to suffocate.

He had a dream in which he dreamed that the blue sky was white and the clouds were white, and he became a fish in the sea, but a carp. You know, a carp is a freshwater fish, and a freshwater fish means that if you put it in the sea, it will drown. So he began to flutter desperately, even if he didn't have hands, he was fighting desperately.

At that moment, a white flying fish swooped down, grabbed its fins and began to glide...... Slippery and slippery and slippery until he was unconscious......

As another puddle of sea water burst out of his mouth, Bai Huo finally showed signs of survival, and he coughed violently, and the sea water gushed out of his mouth and nose with snot. The blurred vision is also focusing a little bit.

"Are you awake?"

The sudden sound startled Bai Huo, because of the water in his ears, it sounded like it was coming from a long distance, but it sounded very close.

"Wow...... Fairy Sister ...... Are you the little white fish who became it?" Bai Huo's mouth was glowing with seawater as he stared at the beautiful woman who appeared beside him.

It was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen since he was a child, with willow-like eyebrows, delicate cherry lips, and deep black eyes, which seemed to hide countless secrets. In fact, these hardware are secondary, the most important, at this moment, she is wearing a white three-point bikini......! Make people ......

Bai Huo sees it in his eyes, and it is sweet in his heart, no matter how salty the sea water is, it will be filtered into sugar water in his heart. As soon as the sea water mixed with Halazi was about to gush out, Bai Huo closed his mouth stiffly, and swallowed the sea water and Halazi in one go, for fear that the beauty in front of him would be scared away when they met for the first time. It's just that all this is also seen and remembered by the other party......

The woman held back her nausea, still with a beautiful, gentle but stiff smile. She couldn't understand what the "little white fish" in the sentence just now meant, but according to observations in recent days, this man is nervous and often babbles nonsense, in order to keep his IQ unaffected, the woman chooses to skip it directly, and act according to the plan. "I saw you jumping into the sea just now, was there something I couldn't think of?"

"Is there something I can't think of? Yes? It's okay, I just think it's hot, and it's cool to come down. You see, the kids are flying kites on the beach. After Bai Huo finished speaking, he regretted for a while, is there a connection between "children flying kites" and "cool"? He thought, he was puzzled, he scratched his head.

The woman was clearly stunned by such an answer. According to the plan, he should justify that he was thrown into the water so that she could volunteer to be his bodyguard. Of course, he can also express his gratitude, saying that the grace of saving his life is unrepayable, and the great kindness is unforgettable, after all, the probability of a beautiful woman saving people is as small as that of a beautiful woman marrying a beast, let alone saving him a scumbag who has no money, no status, and no sense of existence. Even if it is simply to praise her for being pretty, beautiful, and beautiful as a fairy, at least you can make her open her mouth and say, "Why don't you invite me to dinner, and I will repay her", so as to introduce the topic...... But none of these are any, and some are just nonsensical answers, with the key words "hot", "cool", and "kite flying".

"He must have been stupefied by my beauty. If it weren't for self-comfort in her heart like this, a woman would really collapse immediately.

The best way to deal with such a scumbag is to be direct. "When we first met, my name was Rhine. She kindly stretched out her right hand, ready to wash her hands later.

I saw Bai Huo stand up "poutingly", and after touching the pockets of his body, he finally found the soaked two hundred and two yuan. Two hundred of them are still commemorative breakup fees.

Rhine, who witnessed everything in front of her, was a little dazed, and it wasn't until Bai Huo took out the two hundred and two yuan in her hand and put it in the palm of her hand that she understood everything just now.

The world seemed to stand still for a moment...... Her outlook on life was completely shattered in a two-round contest of just one minute. A task that seemed to be so simple actually encountered the final boss of the god level. And this seemingly unskilled boss is using "divine turns" again and again to destroy her three views.

"Miss...... You'd better go buy a dress. It's going to be windy. "In the end, the boss Shiraho unleashed the final blow of his special move, the True God Twist, and drew a successful end to this battle......

"The wind is up, the wind is up! The old lady is going to make you mad!" Rhine suppressed the anger in her heart, if it weren't for the heavy responsibility, she would definitely throw the scumbag in front of her into the sea again. She hurriedly got up, turned around and left.

"Once, there was a beautiful woman in a bikini in front of me......" Bai Huo held two hundred yuan with regret and stood against the wind. In her sight, she has gradually drifted away.

"Plan A failed. The walkie-talkie hidden in her cochlea conveyed every word she spoke. She has already walked away, and she is about to leave this beach that makes her depressed.

"Okay, call it a day. On the other end of the intercom came the answer of his companion. Rhine picked up the coat that his companion had prepared at the entrance to the beach, and dressed it neatly. Not far away, on the side of the road, a red high-performance coupe has been parked. She knowingly touched the pocket of her coat, and sure enough, there was a black car key with the "Mercedes-Benz" logo on it.

"Hey!"

There was a voice behind her that made her sick to her stomach...... She took a deep breath and smiled back.

"Give me those two dollars back, I have to take the bus home." My bike wheel fell off again. Bai Huo picked up the "unicycle" in his hand and explained with an embarrassed expression.

The corners of Rhine's mouth raised a bewitching arc, "Go, follow me in the car." With that, she walked in the direction of the car and gently pressed the door button on the car key. The red trot tail light in the distance flashed twice, as if to say "welcome to me".

The dumbfounded Bai Huo rubbed his eyes, unable to believe what was in front of him. Xiangche, beauty, all men's lifelong pursuits, on this ordinary day, appeared one after another.

He did not hesitate, picked up the "unicycle" with a happy face, and chased after it......