Chapter 252: Touching the Fish and Touching Party A to Bankruptcy

Ten minutes later.

Yan Luge complied with the request of VIP customer Li Chongshan, parked the car at the foot of the mountain, changed his outfit slightly, and stopped a tourist bus on the side of the road, and paid 30 yuan for one person to take a ride to the golden castle on the top of the mountain.

Now the two of them are foreign tourists who come to visit and dine at the Golden Castle.

The original Li Chongshan was tall and thin, with excellent skin, wearing a luxurious and slim custom clothes, with a deliberately groomed light brown hair, looking like the kind of gentleman who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, plus a faint arrogance cultivated in a wealthy family, he basically hit every shot when he went out to flirt with his sister.

But after pouring a pot of gray-black wild fruit berry juice on his head, rubbing tree sap that causes skin allergies on his face, and tearing off a few corners of his shirt and a few holes in his pants, he made him a young man who had not washed his hair for three days, his face was full of freckles and pimples, and he was dressed in fancy clothes but a turtle......

As for the words and songs themselves?

Li Chongshan didn't feel that he didn't see Yan Luge and didn't do anything to himself, he just picked up a pair of black-framed glasses that others had lost and put them on, and when he turned his head again, he changed from a cold-blooded and murderous thug, an arbitrary and tyrannical father, and a wealthy man who spent money to a shy and quiet Tianzhou international student in the blink of an eye.

Grass.

Li Chongshan was shocked.

Obviously, Yan Luge's appearance has not changed in any way, but the whole person's temperament has changed so much that he almost can't recognize it, and it is estimated that those guys who have only seen Yan Luge in newspapers and news can't recognize it.

Only Yan Luge himself knows that this level of temperament change can only fool strangers, and acquaintances can probably still recognize it.

- After all, this is just a trick to fool customers, if you really want to be disguised, Yanluge will let the little fangs catch someone to copy it.

After dressing up, Yan Luge smiled at Li Chongshan friendlyly, like a long-time but restrained friend, and gently took the unpulled steering wheel from Li Chongshan's arms.

- He didn't understand why this stupid kid kept holding the steering wheel, and if he had a special affection for his car, but if he was allowed to hold it again, he would be mistaken by the other tourists as mentally ill......

……

The tour bus carried a car of real tourists and two fake tourists, and in the weak introduction of the part-time tour guide, slowly circled around the winding mountain road, and finally drove to the destination - the Golden Castle.

According to a part-time tour guide who retired and has to work to help his son pay off his mortgage, the owners of the Golden Castle were ancestors of the ancient Nile nobility, and his family has a history of thousands of years.

And the reason why the Golden Castle is called the Golden Castle is related to the adventures of this noble ancestor.

Legend has it that this noble ancestor was a poor boy hunting in the mountains, and accidentally picked up a huge gold statue in the mountains that looked exactly like the Pharaoh at that time, and dedicated it to the Pharaoh Queen to be canonized, becoming a hereditary "golden nobleman".

Grateful for the gift of the Pharaoh, the golden nobles built the famous "Golden Castle" deep in the mountains, guarding the god-given place where the golden statue was found for the Pharaoh, and admonishing future generations to live forever and be loyal to the Pharaoh.

"." The young master of the Golden Castle whispered in the last row, "Our ancestors are from the Turshrin, not the Nilotics. Although the Turshrins are loyal to the ancient Nile Pharaohs, our ancestral land is in the desert, how can we hunt in the mountains and forests?

"In addition, our family was canonized by the Pharaoh by virtue of their military exploits, so it wasn't because of shit luck to pick up gold!"

Yan Luge patted Li Chongshan's shoulder sympathetically: "If you don't make up some dramatic historical legends, where are the tourists to see?" ”

"That's just as well." Li Chongshan bowed his head and accepted his fate, "Next time, I suggest that they change it to be a little more exaggerated." Let my ancestors not pick up the golden statue of the Pharaoh, but directly pick up the golden statue of Amun, and become Amon's favorite golden high priest! ”

“…… Thank you so much, your ancestors. ”

When they arrived at the Golden Castle, the group of tourists followed the tour guide to enter one after another, while Li Chongshan and Yan Luge, two individual tourists who joined halfway, had to go to the window to buy tickets by themselves.

Li Chongshan was worried that he would be recognized, but after glancing at Yan Luge several times, he found that the latter had no intention of buying tickets at all, so he had to get up and buy them himself.

A few minutes later, he came back after buying his ticket, but his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Recognizable?"

"No, there isn't." Li Chongshan waved the paper ticket in his hand, with a look of resentment, "I bought a joint ticket with a buffet dinner and an exhibition hall, and one ticket costs 1,200 yuan!"

"But the share our family gets from the travel company is only 600 yuan per person! I am also responsible for all the ingredients and labor costs of the dinner!

"Are all capitalists so black-hearted?!"

"No, you haven't seen anything more black-hearted." Yan Luge said casually, "Do you want me to help you change your travel company to cooperate?" ”

A picture came to Li Chongshan's mind...... Yan Luge held a machete, smiling and rushing into the headquarters of the tourism company, pinching the boss's neck to force him to agree to quit the Golden Castle......

After finishing the matter, Li Chongshan threw a bill at him, claiming that he had accepted his commission.

After all, a few hours ago, this director Yan also kindly asked him if he needed help, and at the same time rushed into Blue Sky Biological Company and blew up their foundation.

Li Chongshan trembled and begged for mercy: "Don't, don't be impulsive, it's, in fact, their boss is very good to us, really, really, don't hack their boss to death......"

Song of Words: "......"

What are you doing, he just thought that Cornerstone Technology Group also has a travel agency, so he asked casually to see if he could help his company pull some business.

I really didn't want to cut the other party's boss, I really didn't, I wanted to cut the other party's chairman......

"I'm not impulsive." Yan Luge tried to defend his image, "I won't just cut people. ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Li Chongshan's expression became even more frightened: "Also, don't blow up the entire travel company......"

Song of Words: "......"

He gave up.

What he didn't take was a decent script, his image had already collapsed for 108,000 miles, what else was he struggling with.

Yan Luge turned sideways slightly, and slapped Li Chongshan's stomach with an elbow covertly, beating back this person's more and more outrageous brain supplement and begging for mercy.

"Shut up." Yan Luge lowered his voice, smiled, patted Li Chongshan's shoulder gently, and maintained his sunny personality in front of the passing tourists, "Before begging for mercy for others, did you think about your fate?" ”

"......" Li Chongshan was beaten at first, and when he came back to his senses, he wandered desperately for a while between his castle and the partner's assets, and chose to shut up from the bottom of his heart.

"Good." Yan Luge gently and skillfully took the ticket from Li Chongshan's hand, pinched it in his hand and flicked it, "Let's go." ”

"Huh? Good. Li Chongshan hurriedly followed, like a loyal little follower, "Big guy, where are we going later?" I can lead the way! ”

"Banquet Hall."

"Huh? Are there any problems in the ballroom? ”

"No problem. I'm going to have dinner. ”

"Huh?"

"You gold nobles can't be so stingy, right? I flew over the Blackstone Islands for most of the day, and as soon as I landed, I ran around for your, and you didn't even let me take a sip of hot food and hot water? ”

"I'm sorry big guy! I was wrong! Enjoy! ”

Yanluge turned his head and sneered.

- Boy, fight with me, you're still too tender.

- After you put forward the concept of lost time pay, I didn't touch your father to go bankrupt, I wrote my name upside down!

(End of chapter)