Twenty-eighth, put the face hair; Twenty-nine, steamed steamed buns; Stay up for thirty nights, twist and twist on the first day of the New Year, and dumplings on Chinese New Year's Eve every year.

This is a folk proverb that Xu Chuan inadvertently saw on the Internet on the earth, saying that it is the custom of the New Year in the north.

Xu Chuan didn't know if it was true, because he didn't spend the New Year in the north.

This year is the first time.

It is now half past 12 noon on the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala can be described by people, and this point is just the time to distribute lunch boxes.

In the corridor of the room, sitting, squatting, and standing, it was very lively.

At this time, Xu Chuan was sitting on the sofa in the dressing room eating a boxed lunch, and Cai Meng next to him was also eating a boxed lunch one by one.

While eating, he whispered: "It's a big TV station, why is this lunch so unpalatable today, it's not as good as our crew's box lunch." ”

"I said a long time ago that you don't have to accompany me here, you have to listen, now you can only eat this with me." Xu Chuan said with a smile when he heard this.

"Then how can I do it, as your assistant, I ran home for the Spring Festival Gala when you participated in the Spring Festival Gala, firstly, I have no professionalism, and secondly, I have no friends. Do you think I look like that? Cai Meng put the lunch box on the table, took a sip of water and said.

After speaking, she continued: "Just take me to eat a few more big meals in the next year to make up for my hunger in the past few days, hehe." ”

"Okay, you can eat whatever you want." Xu Chuan said and put the lunch box on the table.

Seeing that Xu Chuan hadn't eaten the boxed lunch after two bites, Cai Mengthief came to Xu Chuan's side and said, "How is it, Brother Chuan, do you also think that today's boxed lunch is particularly unpalatable." ”

"It's not just unpalatable, it's not as delicious as the 8-yuan construction site set next to my university." Xu Chuan whispered.

The box lunch of the Spring Festival Gala has been eaten for so many days, and it does taste a little wrong today.

However, the biggest reason why neither of them can eat is probably because of their mood.

It's going to be broadcast live, and I really don't have much appetite.

"Yes, yes, there is also a boxed lunch for construction workers next to my school, but it's ......" Cai Meng immediately came to his senses when he heard this.

"Shh~~" Before Cai Meng finished speaking, Xu Chuan gave her a look.

Cai Meng immediately stopped when he saw this action, and then turned his head without a trace, only to find that a CCTV reporter had entered their dressing room.

Obviously, this is an interview.

Every Chinese New Year's Eve, CCTV will conduct a full-day theme report with the theme of "Year after Year" from 9 a.m.

The content of the report includes scenes of the New Year in various places, and naturally there are also secrets of the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Come to this point for an interview, the questions you can ask will definitely include the content of the box lunch of the Spring Festival Gala.

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan and Cai Meng tacitly brought back the boxed lunch that had not eaten two bites.

Sure enough, Xu Chuan, as the first time to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, is also a very topical figure, and the CCTV reporter who came to interview swept around the people in the dressing room, and walked over with the photographer without any hesitation.

After approaching, the reporter smiled directly: "Hello Mr. Xu." ”

"Hello." Xu Chuan said with a smile while holding a boxed lunch, and added to the camera after speaking, "Hello to the audience and friends in front of the TV, I am Xu Chuan." ”

When the reporter saw that Xu Chuan was so active, he immediately came to his senses.

I saw her smile and said: "Mr. Xu, many of our viewers in front of the TV have always been very curious about the backstage of our Spring Festival Gala, and they are also very curious about our actors' meals.

It just so happens that you are having dinner right now, can you introduce our box lunch to the audience and friends? ”

When Xu Chuan heard this, he immediately lifted the lunch box and put it in front of the camera.

Then he said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the box lunch of the Spring Festival Gala, with potatoes and beef, tomatoes and eggs, shrimp and vegetables, how about it, isn't it very rich?" ”

After speaking, Xu Chuan put down the lunch box, picked up another small box and held it up to the camera and said, "There are fruits after the meal, bananas, and dates." ”

Speaking of this, the corners of Xu Chuan's mouth suddenly couldn't help twitching.

This is which dog's day with the fruit of the pairing.

Bananas with dates?

The Internet says that eating this together smells of.

Fortunately, I didn't have time to eat.

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan put down the fruit, planning to fool Cai Meng later to try it to see if it was the legendary taste.

"Then can you describe the taste of our Spring Festival Gala box lunch to the audience?" The reporter continued to ask.

Xu Chuan, who asked this, was a little speechless, potatoes and beef, tomato scrambled eggs, shrimp, green vegetables, these dishes still need to describe the taste? Isn't it all home cooking?

You should ask me if it's good.

If you ask, I will definitely give you a sentence of "report to eat", an authentic old Beijing accent.

I saw Xu Chuan replying while thinking about it: "The taste of the boxed lunch? How to describe it, do you know what kiwi tastes like? ”

"Yes." The reporter was stunned by Xu Chuan's question, how did he ask about the kiwi?

"The lunch box doesn't taste like that anyway." Xu Chuan replied seriously.

"Poof~~Hey, hey, hey......" When Cai Meng next to him heard this, he sprayed directly and let out a burst of suppressed laughter.

Not only him, but also the photographer who took the shot was visibly trembling.

The reporter naturally reacted that Xu Chuan was teasing her.

But it doesn't matter, it's better than a serious interview.

So, the reporter held back a smile and asked: "Mr. Xu, we all know that this is your first time participating in the Spring Festival Gala, may I ask what is your biggest feeling about participating in the Spring Festival Gala, and can you share it with the audience and friends?" ”

"The biggest feeling?" Xu Chuan began to think about it again when he heard this, and then said seriously, "The biggest feeling may be that there are many people backstage, to be honest, I have never seen so many people backstage, it's too lively."

Just now, before the lunch box was distributed, my colleague helped me get a small bread, six small breads, and squeezed it in the corridor at the door, and when she came in, she had a plastic bag left in her hand. ”

As soon as these words came out, Cai Meng, photographers, and reporters couldn't help but let out a burst of suppressed laughter.

Not only them, but the other actors and crew who were eating next to them were watching the excitement, and they didn't hold back when they heard this.

Without waiting for the reporter to ask, Xu Chuan continued: "I was really hungry at the time, I thought about it, since I lost it in the corridor, I guess I can still find it if I look for it in the past."

Then I went out and squeezed through the crowd, and when I came back, good guy, half of the more than twenty apps on my phone had been uninstalled. ”

"Hahahahaha......" As soon as Xu Chuan's words fell, a burst of laughter immediately came from the dressing room.

The photographer's camera is running out of grip.

The reporter is about to hold back his internal injuries, why is there so much nonsense in this guy's mouth?

"Every year in the Spring Festival Gala, our backstage is indeed lively." The reporter summed it up with a smile.

Then he continued to ask: "Teacher Xu, there is another theme in our interview this year, that is, "Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner". Can you ask, in your heart, what year was the most memorable Chinese New Year's Eve dinner? ”

As soon as this question came out, Cai Meng's brows couldn't help but furrow slightly.

She felt that it was not very appropriate to ask Xu Chuan this question, wasn't this sprinkling salt on Xu Chuan's wounds?

However, in the face of the CCTV reporter's interview in the background, Cai Meng couldn't stop it.

After Xu Chuan heard this question, his heart also fluctuated.

After a moment of silence, he spoke: "If the most impressive thing should be the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner when I was 8 years old." I was born in a rural area, so my grandmother raised chickens, ducks, geese and pigs at home.

It was that year, I don't know why, maybe it was the ducklings, chickens, geese and pigs that my grandmother bought and raised that were particularly cute, or maybe it was my love for small animals that year that I awakened.

Anyway, when I was out of school or on vacation, I played with those chickens, ducks, geese and pigs every day, and if I said something inappropriate, they were like my hair during that time.

In this way, as time slowly passed, by the time of the Chinese New Year, they were all grown. ”

Speaking of this, Xu Chuan paused.

"And then." The reporter asked suspiciously, didn't you talk about the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, how to talk about this?

"Then that year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, twelve dishes, eight of which were small for me." Xu Chuan looked at the camera with a complicated expression and said.

"Hahahahaha......ha

The reporter actually wanted to laugh, but the problem was that she couldn't, she had to pretend to be empathetic and look at Xu Chuan and asked: "So, you were very sad at the time, so you were deeply impressed by this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, right?" ”

"That's true, I was so sad, tears flowed from the corners of my mouth at that time, I ate three bowls with tears in my eyes, if it wasn't for my grandmother who was afraid that I wouldn't let me continue eating, I wouldn't have stopped at all.

It can only be said that the chickens, ducks, geese and pigs raised in the countryside taste really fragrant, and the audience must taste them if they have the opportunity. Xu Chuan said and nodded to the camera.

Reporter:?????

Are you seriously ill?

According to the routine, it's time for you to sensationalize, big brother!

But will Xu Chuan be sensational at this time?

If you don't have a lot of energy, the songs you want to sing later, and the advertisements you want to put out later, are already sensational enough.

is still sensational here, and she is not the heroine of a bitter drama.

After calming down his mood, the reporter asked the last question: "Mr. Xu, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, can you send a blessing to the audience in front of our TV?" ”

Hearing this, Xu Chuan straightened his body, the whole person became serious, and then he arched his hand to the camera and said: "Audience friends, thousands of blessings converge into one sentence."

I wish you and your family and friends good health and peace and security, and health and safety are the most important thing at all times and in all places. ”

"Okay, thank you Mr. Xu for accepting our interview, it's hard work." After the reporter finished speaking, he took the photographer to another person in the dressing room.

And Xu Chuan here looked at the bananas and dates in front of him and still couldn't hold back, he said to Cai Meng cheaply: "Cai Cai, do you know what it tastes like to eat bananas and dates together?" ”

"What can it taste like, have you ever eaten watermelon? It's not that flavor anyway. Cai Meng said in a similar way.

"Aren't you curious? In this way, if you take a bite of a banana and two dates and feel it, it is said that it will produce a very wonderful taste, which is a new feeling that is difficult for ordinary people to experience. Xu Chuan said matter-of-factly.

"What is a new feeling that is difficult for ordinary people to experience?" Cai Menghu looked at Xu Chuan suspiciously, always feeling that he was cheating on himself.

"You'll know as soon as you eat it, can I still lie to you?" Xu Chuan said with a smile.

Cai Meng's curiosity was indeed aroused when he heard this, so according to Xu Chuan's statement, he first took a bite of a banana, then stuffed two dates into his mouth, and began to chew.

Xu Chuan looked at Cai Meng expectantly and asked, "How is it, what does it taste like?" ”

"It's the taste of bananas and dates." Cai Meng said vaguely while continuing to chew.

"Impossible." Xu Chuan was a little puzzled when he heard this, dare to love those videos on the Internet are all acted?

Just as he was about to give it a try himself, Cai Meng on the other side suddenly put on a pain mask.

"Bah, what does this smell like?" Cai Meng hurriedly swallowed the contents of his mouth, and then spit out the residue of dates into the trash can.

"I'll go, does it really smell like that?" When Xu Chuan saw this reaction, he was immediately surprised.

"You're really cheating on me." When Cai Meng heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Xu Chuan.

"I'll try it too." Xu Chuan had never tried it before, and now that he looked so magical, he really couldn't control his curiosity.

Xu Chuan is not the only one who is curious.

The dressing room is not big, the movement of the two people is not small, and the others look at the strange two people and are also taken astray.

Xu Chuan was biting bananas and stuffing dates here, and the others in the dressing room couldn't help but bite bananas and stuff dates.

Ten seconds later, sixty percent of the people in the dressing room who had tried it hung up their pain masks, and the remaining forty percent looked at the others with a confused expression, their eyes full of doubts, "Is it so exaggerated?"

Xu Chuan is one of those forty percent.

He really didn't taste the legendary "taste", that is, banana flavor and jujube flavor, which is not very tasty, but it is true.

"Oh mom, what does this smell like?" For a while, the dressing room was directly noisy.

This noisy scene was naturally seen by the reporter who was interviewing another actor next to him.

The actor who was interviewed was also a little strange, she turned her head and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Teacher Wu, you try to eat a mouthful of bananas and two dates." Those who had good things immediately smiled and encouraged.

"What's so special about eating like this?" The man, known as Teacher Wu, asked suspiciously.

"You'll know if you try it, hahahaha, it's a very novel feeling." The man continued to agitate.

This teacher Wu couldn't help but instigate, and the reporter was also curious about what it was like for these people to suddenly make such a scene.

So, this Mr. Wu tried it in front of the camera.

Unfortunately, she felt a taste that her taste buds couldn't accept, and her expression immediately stopped, and her reaction was much greater than the others'.

After reluctantly swallowing, she immediately drank two sips of water, and then said with an embarrassed face: "Who did it for such a bad way of eating?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately looked at Xu Chuan in unison.

Xu Chuan saw everyone looking at him, and said with a twist of his mind: "Bananas and jujubes are referred to as scorched jujubes, scorched jujubes are anxious, and the taste of anxiety is not good, so let's eat the anxiety in advance now, and we won't be anxious next year, do you say yes." ”

"Hahahahaha." As soon as these words came out, the people in the dressing room were stunned for a moment, and then immediately laughed again, and the atmosphere was joyful.

"I heard that Mr. Xu would be blind...... No, it's eloquence, and now it seems to be true. ”

"Mr. Xu, should I consider acting in a language program next year?"

"I think you can, you have this talent."

For a while, everyone joked.

After a few more minutes, the journalist left.

Everyone in the dressing room has a friendship of "eating burnt dates", and after the absence of reporters, the atmosphere of chatting is even better.

There are still some "lacking morality", I think that such a good thing, naturally I can't just try it myself, there are acquaintances in other dressing rooms, this can't be fooled?

Looking at the high-spirited appearance of these people, the corners of Xu Chuan's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Good guys, looking at the state of this group of people, they plan to let all the actors backstage of the Spring Festival Gala eat once, right?

Thinking of this, Xu Chuan hurriedly said: "Everyone, don't say that I came up with this idea, I don't want to be beaten during the Chinese New Year." ”

"Poof~ha."

"Don't worry, eating coke dates is such a good meaning, we will definitely help you spread it."

"Yes, as the saying goes, don't forget the people who dig wells, and you can't forget you when you eat burnt dates."

"Hahahahaha."

Seeing them so hilarious, Xu Chuan said helplessly: "Don't say goodbye, I still want to keep a low profile." ”

"If you want it, you are like a firefly in the night, you can't keep a low profile."

"Teacher Xu, in fact, everyone knows that it was your idea, when Teacher Wu was interviewed just now, it has been recorded, according to my experience.

The content of the interview just now will appear on live TV in less than 20 minutes, and the people of the whole country will be able to see it. An actor said with a smile.

In fact, the time of appearing on live TV was much faster than the actor expected.

Just ten minutes after Xu Chuan was interviewed, the live broadcast of CCTV's "Year after Year" was already ready to broadcast his interview footage.

"Next, let's follow the reporter's lens and see what interesting things are happening backstage at the Spring Festival Gala." As the anchor's voice fell.

The female reporter who had just interviewed Xu Chuan appeared in the picture.

I saw her standing at the door of Xu Chuan's dressing room, and said to the camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, the place where I am now is the A08 dressing room in the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

It is understood that some of our performers tonight are preparing for the performance inside at the moment, and it is just noon, and they should be eating.

Below, follow our lens to see how the performers in this dressing room are eating. ”

After saying this, she went into the dressing room with the microphone and the camera.

The next thing to play is the one where she interviewed Xu Chuan.

Although many people do not watch the Spring Festival Gala, when they are Chinese New Year's Eve, most of the TVs at home are turned on.

So at this moment, there are still many people who have seen Xu Chuan's interview intentionally or unintentionally.

"Do you know what kiwi tastes like? The lunch box is not that flavor anyway. ”

"Went out and squeezed it, good guy, half of the twenty software on my phone was uninstalled."

"There are twelve dishes for the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and eight are my hair small."

Tears flowed down her mouth...... Ate three bowls of ...... with tears"

When these nonsense words popped out of Xu Chuan's mouth, many people watching TV laughed directly.

Even if it is an elderly person, when he hears "If it weren't for my grandmother's fear that I wouldn't let me eat", I couldn't help but smile.

As for young people, most of Xu Chuan's "jokes" can be poked to laugh.

This includes Qiu Yicheng's younger brother Qiu Zhixia, who was originally very obedient.

He was simply laughing and his stomach hurt, and while laughing, he shouted to Qiu Yicheng, who was helping his parents prepare the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner in the kitchen: "Sister, sister, sister, you come over and come over to see Xu Chuan, this living treasure." ”

Qiu Yicheng in the kitchen, hearing Qiu Zhixia shouting like a soul, shook off the water in his hand, and said as he walked out: "Don't take a bite of Xu Chuan, it's not big or small." ”

When Qiu Zhixia heard this, his eyes rolled, and then he said with a smile: "Then how about I change my name to brother-in-law?" ”

Hearing this, Qiu Yi glanced at Qiu Zhixia with a blank look, and did not deny or admit it.

Seeing that Qiu Yicheng didn't speak, Qiu Zhixia continued to smile and said, "Then when will you take my brother-in-law to meet my brother-in-law?" ”

"Shut up, you!" Qiu Yicheng said to Qiu Zhixia with some embarrassment.

"Shut up and shut up." Qiu Zhixia's mouth began to whisper.

Generally speaking, he is still more afraid of Qiu Yicheng's sister, and it is accurate to say that he is afraid, and he is quite respectful.

As Qiu Yicheng's younger brother, Qiu Zhixia's appearance can be described as handsome, with long legs and well-proportioned muscles, which is not bad compared to star artists.

It is because of this that this guy's femininity has been very good since he was a child.

I've been in love since junior high school, and now I'm in my junior year, and I don't know how many girlfriends have changed.

Of course, it doesn't matter if that's all there is.

When it comes to falling in love, it's not a big problem for girlfriends to change frequently.

The point is that this guy likes different types of women.

Let's put it this way, when he was a sophomore in high school, this guy got along with the new music teacher at his school.

When Qiu Yicheng heard the news, her whole person was thundered!

And then to the back, this girlfriend is becoming more and more mature.

None of the same age and young people are interested, they love divorced young women, if they are not afraid of being beaten to death and affecting Qiu Yicheng, it is estimated that he would also want to try it if he is not divorced.

Perhaps, he may have tried, but Qiu Yicheng and the others don't know.

Anyway, I don't listen to what I say, and I don't change when I listen.

Qiu Yicheng was really helpless.

His parents were even more helpless.

This is the reason why Qiu Yicheng said in front of Xu Chuan, "Qiu Zhixia turned out to be very obedient".

When Xu Chuan heard it at first, he thought that his younger brother was not learning and knowing, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.

Later, after knowing that this was the case, people were almost stupid, what Qiu Zhixia, it was better to change his name to Qiu Mengde.

In the living room of Qiu Yicheng's house, after a few words with Qiu Zhixia, she went to the kitchen to clean up the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with her parents.

As for Qiu Zhixia, he was really a little bored, he was not lazy here, but after helping out in the kitchen for a while, he was kicked out by Qiu Yicheng.

So, he could only continue to scroll through his mobile phone while making New Year's greetings with his new young woman and watching something.

About half an hour later, he found that the official number of Station D of CCTV also released Xu Chuan's interview.

Qiu Zhixia instinctively clicked on it and watched it again.

"Hahaha." Looking at it, he couldn't help but laugh again.

The netizens who watched this video and his reaction were unanimous.

After reading it, he couldn't help but click on the comment area again.

[Brothers, there is already an answer to what is the funniest language program of this year's Spring Festival Gala]

[Hahahaha, please watch the sketch "Interview with Xu Chuan"]

[If this year's sketches and cross talk haven't been interviewed by Xu Chuan, it would be really funny]

Along with this discussion, another half an hour later, the interview video of Mr. Wu was also released by CCTV.

The content ahead is well-behaved, and there is not much to see.

It wasn't until the scene of eating burnt dates appeared that the curiosity of netizens was completely suspended.

You have to say that people don't usually go out of their way to buy bananas and dates to try them.

But today is the Chinese New Year, and some fruits will be prepared at home, so many people have bananas and dates on hand.

Well, a bunch of people started trying.

Qiu Zhixia is naturally no exception.

After eating, his expression immediately changed, and he spit it out directly: "How the fuck is this the same as eating shit?" ”

Soon, a bunch of people started sharing their experiences of eating this thing under this video.

Some say it's delicious, some say it's unpalatable, and most of all say it doesn't taste anything special.

Anyway, a group of people didn't have any idle, and they started arguing.

And the entry #What does banana and jujube taste like together# directly rushed to the hot search.

The heat hangs below #Interview with Xu Chuan#.

It was at this time that a reply in the comment area made many people laugh directly.

[I'm in the backstage of CCTV, I just heard that 9 percent of the performers in the backstage have been fooled to try, the feedback on taste, you can experience it yourself.

Anyway, according to Xu Chuan, he called this behavior "eating burnt dates", which means to eat the "anxiety" of the coming year in advance and pray for good luck in the coming year. 】

As soon as this reply came out, a bunch of people immediately commented wildly.

[Hahahaha, this look is Xu Chuan's fear of being beaten and made up]

[Not to mention, it's really a bit like that.] 】

[I announce that the funniest program of this year's Spring Festival Gala has really appeared, and the program name is "All Staff Eat Burnt Dates"]

[Then the question is, is "Interview with Xu Chuan" funnier, or "All Eat Burnt Jujubes" is funnier]

[I think the funniest thing may be "The original language program really didn't have interviews and eating burnt dates to be funny"]

As soon as this comment appeared, it immediately received crazy comments from many netizens.

It's afternoon, and there are still a few hours before the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast, and if you are really hit by this comment after the broadcast, then the fun will be really big.

Thank you for the reward of [Cute Leaf Sauce].

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