Chapter 190: Crying and laughing

"It may be in the second half of the year, and in the second half of the year, I plan to release a new album, and then do a concert after the new album, and the timing should be more appropriate."

At the table of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Xu Chuan and the others sat together while eating and chatting, and the topic of conversation somehow turned to Xu Chuan's concert.

"It's so painful to be your fan fan, every day I talk about a concert, even if I just talk about it, I don't see any movement." Shen Ping'an couldn't help but complain when he heard this.

"Nonsense, I don't talk about concerts every day, it's all nonsense from netizens, I haven't said it myself." Xu Chuan shrugged his shoulders and said.

He really didn't have time in the first half of the year, and it took a lot of time to prepare for the concert, although there were special people in charge of these.

But the problem is that Xu Chuan himself has to rehearse.

After saying what he said just now, Xu Chuan looked at Shen Huajin as if he had thought of something, and said with a smile: "Master, if I have a concert at that time, you will be the finale guest for me in the past." ”

"What kind of guest am I, I'm an old man, you find some young ones." As soon as Shen Huajin heard this, he immediately waved his hand and said.

"Hahahaha, this is good, let grandpa also go on stage to sing it, just sing that "Evening Breeze", everyone has learned it in elementary school." Shen Ping'an immediately laughed when he heard this.

"Yes, yes, yes, this must not shock those who come to see my concert." After Xu Chuan heard Shen Ping'an's words, he laughed and agreed.

"Okay, okay, when you start singing, leave us a few tickets, we used to be the audience." Shen Huajin said as she helped Zhu Lanyun peel a shrimp and put it in her bowl.

Then he picked up a shrimp and said to Xu Chuan while peeling it: "Speaking of this, I told you before that I would write a tribute song for all ages before this year's National Day, do you have any ideas over there?" ”

"Master, I really don't have any ideas, besides, aren't you all writing? My level is really limited, this task is too difficult. Xu Chuan said with his hands outstretched.

Shen Huajin's requirements are folk songs, which should be easy to learn, memorize, and sing, and on the basis of these three good, they should also accurately express their patriotic feelings, and the lyrics should be simple, but not simple.

There are so many requests.

Of course, no matter what he asked, Xu Chuan could actually take it out, and even Xu Chuan already knew what song was suitable in his head.

After all, the Chinese country of this world and the earth are basically the same in this regard, and some songs are universal.

But the problem is that, like the previous songs, Xu Chuan can crown the work on his head without pressure and brazenly.

But there are some songs, Xu Chuan really doesn't dare to sign them, on the one hand, he can't get over that level psychologically, and he always feels that he is not worthy.

Second, Xu Chuan was very afraid that if something happened to him one day, there would be some unnecessary troubles at the rising level. Based on these two considerations, he simply said that he could not write it.

After hearing Xu Chuan's words, Shen Huajin sighed and said: "I always feel dissatisfied with what I write, people are old, their brains are solidified, and they can't write new things."

You still have to think about it more these times, anyway, it's only February now, and it's still early before the National Day, don't be lazy. ”

"Okay, don't worry, I'll think about it." Xu Chuan nodded, but still didn't plan to write.

That's all there is to it, and we moved on to other topics.

Soon, the Chinese New Year's Eve meal was full, and Xu Chuan originally planned to take Cai Meng back to the hotel.

But the old man always felt that it was a little inappropriate to go to the hotel in Chinese New Year's Eve, so he had already cleaned up another room at home and let Xu Chuan live here.

In fact, there is another layer to listen to his meaning, don't waste money to stay in a hotel when you return to the capital in the future, and go home to live directly.

In this regard, Xu Chuan can only say that he tries his best, sometimes it is convenient to work, naturally he lives nearby, and there are some things that are not convenient to do at home.

But in any case, this year's Xu Chuan has one more home than last year's Xu Chuan.

As for Cai Meng, he naturally slept with Shen Ping'an.

When the two of them were on the crew of "The Beginning", they had fun together, and now there is no pressure to lie in the same bed.

After 12 o'clock, Xu Chuan finished washing up and lay in this bedroom, which was much smaller than the hotel, looking at the slightly yellowed ceiling, he couldn't sleep for a long time.

also can't sleep, there are also some people who do self-media.

They are working overtime to catch up with the draft, wanting to eat the first wave of traffic of the Spring Festival Gala.

Especially for many bloggers in the film and television area, complaining about the Spring Festival Gala is already an annual reserved program, and this year will naturally be no exception.

This is the norm for so-called "flexible workers" and "freelancers". We don't have any concept of holidays, and every day we are either selecting topics to do content, or on the "road" of selecting topics and making content.

The night was thick, the snow outside the window was still falling, and Xu Chuan didn't know when he fell asleep. But the biological clock that he has cultivated for many years still makes him wake up at more than seven o'clock in the morning.

Opened the door, went to the bathroom to wash up, Xu Chuan changed his clothes and walked to the living room.

Xu Chuan thought he had woken up early enough, but Shen Huajin was earlier than him.

At this time, Shen Huajin was pruning potted plants by the window of the balcony, and after hearing the movement, he turned his head and glanced at it and said, "Don't sleep much?" ”

"Get used to it." Xu Chuan said, walked to Shen Huajin's side, looked at the silver outside, Xu Chuan couldn't help but say: "The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting." ”

"Have you spent the New Year in the north before?" Shen Huajin said and glanced up.

"No, I used to hear from my classmates in the Northeast that it was snowing outside, and he was wearing short sleeves to eat sorbet at home, and we didn't experience this feeling in the south before, but now we can understand what he said." Xu Chuan said with a smile.

"There is sorbet in the refrigerator, I bought it safely, you can get it if you want to eat it, there is no short-sleeved one, you have to prepare it yourself." When Shen Huajin heard this, he said coldly.

"Hahaha." Xu Chuan couldn't help but be amused by these words, but he didn't expect the old man to have a cold and humorous side.

Then, Xu Chuan looked around again, but didn't see Zhu Lanyun's figure, so he asked, "Where is Master Zhu?" ”

"I haven't gotten up yet, I didn't sleep all night last night, and it's like this every year for the New Year." Shen Huajin said lightly.

Xu Chuan's eyes lowered when he heard this, the old lady was missing her son.

So he changed the subject and said, "Have you had breakfast?" I'll do it. ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for Shen Huajin to reply, but walked to the kitchen by himself, he was going to make an egg noodle to eat.

After a while, Cai Meng also got up, and her biological clock followed Xu Chuan's biological clock.

"Good morning, Mr. Shen." After saying hello to Shen Huajin, Cai Meng went straight to the kitchen.

Looking at the noodles in Xu Chuan's pot, she said with a smile: "Brother Chuan, it's so fragrant." ”

"You'll find a time to wake up, I'm familiar with you, you're awake, not too early and not too late." Xu Chuan glanced at Cai Meng and said.

"As the old saying goes, it's better to come early than to come by chance, can you have more eggs, I love to eat this poached egg." Cai Meng said cheekily.

"And put it up for it. Peace, call her up for breakfast. Xu Chuan said with a smile.

"Forget it, this girl probably won't wake up until noon." Before Cai Meng could reply, Shen Huajin's voice came.

"Then do you want to send a bowl to Master Zhu?" Xu Chuan turned his head and asked when he heard this.

"No, let her sleep more." Shen Huajin shook his head.

As he spoke, the noodles were already cooked, and soon the three of them sat down at the table.

Cai Meng habitually looked at Xu Chuan's public opinion while eating in the morning, even if it was today, but the first day of the new year was no exception.

Looking at it, Cai Meng suddenly spoke: "This year's language programs have been scolded on the hot search again." ”

"All scolded?" Xu Chuan asked after hearing this.

"Jia Yuxuan's program seems to have a slightly better evaluation, and the others are basically scolded, and now many people say that Jingyu Club's business is really not good, and Chen Xiguan's apprentice level is worse than the other." Cai Meng looked at the phone and said.

This year's Spring Festival Gala has a total of 8 language programs, 1 cross talk, and 7 sketches.

The cross talk is performed by actors from the well-known cross talk group [Jingyu Club] of Blue Star, whose status is equivalent to that of Deyun Club, and Chen Xiguan is about equal to Guo Degang.

Its business model is also similar to that of Deyun Club, with a corporatized structure and an actor's rice circle.

The program performed at the Spring Festival Gala this time is now being seriously criticized on the Internet, mainly because the level of teasing is too inferior, and the audience is really tired of watching it for several years.

"What's wrong with Li Hongling, she was also scolded?" Xu Chuan continued to ask, among the actors he knew, except for Jia Yuxuan, it was Li Hongling.

"Li Hongling was the most ruthlessly scolded, and the show she performed yesterday was picked up on the night she acted, and she copied the jokes in the Korean variety show.

She has already entered the palace for the fifth time, and now netizens call her a master of sinicization. Cai Meng said with some incomprehension.

Xu Chuan was not much surprised when he heard this, Li Hongling is a person, and it is easy and happy to get along.

But in terms of creation, she did copy Korean jokes more than once for performance.

In other words, Li Hongling's independent creative ability is quite poor, and she may have a moment of inspiration, but it is difficult for her to continue to produce high-quality works.

The reason why the other six were sprayed was relatively simple, that is, they were simply ugly.

There is a sketch actor named Sun Tao in the Spring Festival Gala on the earth, and the situation of the Blue Star Spring Festival Gala is equivalent to six groups of Sun Tao performing six sketches for the audience of Blue Star, which feels like everyone can experience it for themselves.

"Brother Chuan, you said that these people are scolded like this every year, why don't they have any intention of improving?" Cai Meng suddenly spoke.

"I'm used to scolding, anyway, these are the people who don't scold the Spring Festival Gala. In that case, then it doesn't matter if you scold or not? Xu Chuan sneered.

Speaking of this, Xu Chuan turned his head to look at Shen Huajin, who was silently eating noodles next to him, and asked, "Master, do you think the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala over the years are funny?" ”

"I haven't seen it." Shen Huajin shook his head.

"Brother Chuan, now it is said on the Internet that these sketches are not as interesting as your interview at noon yesterday." Cai Meng said with a smile.

"Okay, it's not a good topic, it's a net offense, eat and eat." Xu Chuan didn't feel much pride when he heard this, there is still an essential difference between a sketch and telling a few jokes.

If you let these people who act in sketches come over, you can also tell a few jokes like Xu Chuan, and maybe you can tell it better than Xu Chuan.

When Cai Meng heard this, he put down his phone and began to concentrate on eating.

She booked a ticket for noon today, and she was going to fly home later, so don't waste time.

At the same time, among the many volume kings who had a liver all night yesterday, there was a well-known UP master in the film and television area named [Li Liyuan Shangchao], who won the championship of this round.

His video was uploaded to major platforms at 8 o'clock in the morning.

As the first UP master to eat the traffic of the Spring Festival Gala, there was only one person in his mind when he chose the topic, and that was Xu Chuan.

He thinks that with this topic, his video will definitely become more popular.

In fact, Xu Chuan is now hanging on the hot search on many platforms, and the song "Where Has Time Gone" has sparked a lot of discussions.

Therefore, the title of his video is very straightforward and called "The biggest winner of the Spring Festival Gala, the man Xu Chuan who made everyone cry and laugh]

Click on the video, and you can hear his iconic voice: "Hello everyone, Happy New Year, I'm Li Li, and I'm similar every year...... It's time for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala every year, let's first review the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. ”

Speaking of which, the picture is edited out of the famous scenes of last year's Spring Festival Gala and the famous scenes of the Spring Festival Gala in front.

It is worth noting that the famous scene here is not a real famous scene.

It's similar to the scene on the earth like "my daughter will be twenty-nine next year, hurry up and find a boyfriend, and be single and be a dog".

So, after reviewing for a while, the blogger's voice sounded: "Forget it, don't review it." I thought that the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala in the first two years had been rotten and invincible.

But it turns out that I am still young, and this year's Spring Festival Gala is even worse than breaking through my lower limit, let's just say, are these shows good, do you really have no pressure in your heart for the Spring Festival Gala director team?

To be honest, before watching this year's Spring Festival Gala, I watched a lot of predicted rhymn videos, and unfortunately, these rhyming videos are all wrong, because they are all funnier than the Spring Festival Gala programs......"

20-minute video, the first 13 minutes, this blogger is crowding out the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala.

When the complaint came to the back, the audience felt that he went off topic and ran to the sky, didn't he say that Xu Chuan was the biggest winner of the Spring Festival Gala, you have been talking for a long time now, and you haven't even seen Xu Chuan's shadow.

In the 14th minute, he still pulled the topic back.

I saw him say in the video: "Of course, there are still many praiseworthy places in this Spring Festival Gala, opera programs, singing and dancing programs, and acrobatic programs, which still maintain a high level as always."

However, for me personally, there are only three points that impress me this Spring Festival Gala from the live broadcast of the derivative program in the background during the day to the end of the official program in the evening.

The first one is the part where Xu Chuan was interviewed backstage at noon.

To be honest, I was laughing and my stomach hurt, especially when he said that his phone app was uninstalled.

We all know that no matter how many people there are in the background of the Spring Festival Gala, it is impossible to be able to uninstall the mobile phone software.

So Xu Chuan was talking serious nonsense at that time.

But this kind of nonsense is only what he says. Because other artists would never have thought that if it is too crowded, it is possible that someone will uninstall the software by mistake.

I did have the experience of accidentally uninstalling the software when the screen was unlocked when the subway was crowded in the morning rush hour.

I believe that Xu Chuan was able to say these words at that time, either because he had experienced it himself, or because he had seen the people around him experience it, and I was more inclined to experience this kind of thing himself.

Now you know why these sketches are getting more and more ugly, what kind of sympathetic sketches do you expect this group of people who don't even know what ordinary people's living conditions are?

Now you know, why Xu Chuan can always poke everyone's laughter, right?

Because he knows what we're going through, and he knows what kind of life we're going through.

This reminds me of his time in "Happy Showdown", when he said that his favorite thing to do for a while was to look at the scenery outside from the balcony, when everyone thought he liked to see the scenery.

Then he changed his mind and said that he had only rented a balcony.

As you can see, he always seems to be able to express the similar problems that we ordinary people have faced in a relaxed and witty tone and expression.

He is like a humorous friend around us, he likes to brag with everyone with his legs crossed, and tease himself from time to time.

He never stood up in front of the audience and told us how to do it.

All his humorous points, the object of offense is basically himself.

But now these comedians in the Spring Festival Gala are trying to find laughter in the audience, what are you thinking?

Co-authored a group of self-proclaimed comedians, it's not as good as Xu Chuan who knows what real humor is, right?

In addition, through this Spring Festival Gala, in fact, we can also get a glimpse of Xu Chuan's deeper emotions.

The second point that impressed me most about this Spring Festival Gala was when Xu Chuan sang "Where Has Time Gone".

It's no exaggeration to say that I cried when I heard this song.

The lyrics of the song are taken out separately, and it may be a little pretentious.

But when it came out of Xu Chuan's mouth, the feelings expressed in the lyrics instantly became sincere.

Especially his singing and breath that become more and more unstable at the back of the Spring Festival Gala are the key to moving people.

It can be said that Xu Chuan not only made me laugh happily in the course of this Spring Festival Gala, but also made me cry completely.

I believe that many people should have the same feelings as me, in the Spring Festival Gala program whose quality is declining year by year, Xu Chuan's performance this year is really rare.

Finally, the third point that impressed me this Spring Festival Gala was impressed.

That's the public service advertisement with chopsticks as the theme before the live broadcast started, I should say that this advertisement is too good, but unfortunately, there is no public material for this advertisement on the Internet now.

Otherwise, I really want to enjoy it again with you at the end of this episode.

It can only be said that although CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is not very good, this advertisement is really powerful, although I don't know which director did it, but it is still recommended to give a bonus to the director of this advertisement.

Well, that's all the end of this program, and I finally wish you all a new year......"

Say, there are times when hard work is really useful.

At a time when bloggers in other film and television areas have not moved, it didn't take long for this UP video called [Li Liyuan Shangchao] to explode directly.

Also catalyzed by this video.

Xu Chuan, who was already hanging on the hot search, has another entry #Xu Chuan who makes me cry and laugh #.

And under this entry, many people even commented: [I really didn't expect that the funniest person in the Spring Festival Gala is Xu Chuan, and the one who cries the best is Xu Chuan]

In addition, the "Chopsticks" specially mentioned by [Li Liyuan Shangchao] has also been instantly recognized by many people.

Yesterday, as long as I saw this public service announcement during the live broadcast, I was basically impressed by this advertisement.

As a result, the entry of #chopsticks public service advertisement# also quickly appeared on the hot search.

But the problem is that there are no public resources on the Internet now, and even if there is a replay version of the current Spring Festival Gala on the Internet, it starts directly from the opening dance.

At present, the situation on the Internet can be said to be distinct, and a bunch of people who have seen it discuss where this advertisement is good; The other group of people hadn't seen it, and they didn't know what they were discussing at all, so they could only watch with a confused face.

Then many people went to CCTV's official account to urge them to release this advertisement.

Advertising is to advertise widely.

What's the matter with you hiding it?

Just rushed to around 11 o'clock in the morning, the accounts of CCTV's major platforms updated a video one after another.

This video is "Chopsticks".

Speaking of which, the people who saw this advertisement yesterday were actually still a minority, after all, it was only 5 minutes, and it passed without paying attention to it.

Therefore, many people think that those who have seen it are embarrassed.

But now that I really saw this advertisement, everyone immediately changed the direction of the wind, and this thing was really well shot.

Of course, put it aside first, because everyone found greater fun.

There are some differences between this "Chopsticks Chapter" and yesterday's live broadcast.

Yesterday's was just released. Today's online version, there is a black screen at the beginning to introduce the name of this public service advertisement, and the name is "CCTV Public Service Advertisement - Chopsticks".

This name is naturally nothing special, the really special point is that under this title, another line of subtitles is written [Xu Chuan's creative works]

Not only that, when the Weibo platform was released, CCTV @ Xu Chuan in the blog copy that was also released.

These two discoveries exploded directly on the Internet.

Because now everyone is under the influence of that [Li Liyuan Shangchao], they have more or less a concept in their minds.

That is, there are three impressive points of this Spring Festival Gala.

One is Xu Chuan being interviewed.

One is Xu Chuan singing.

The last one is a public service announcement for this "Chopsticks".

Of the three points, Xu Chuan accounted for two, which has made many Xu Chuan fans proud. also made many passers-by feel that Xu Chuan did show his face this time.

But I never expected it, not that he accounted for two of the three impression points, but that he accounted for all three points, where the hell is the reason?

For a while, the entry of #Xuchuan Public Service Advertisement Chopsticks Chapter# instantly rushed to the hot search.

The [Li Liyuan Shangchao], who released the video, directly updated a Weibo.

I saw him write [@徐川, Brother Chuan, you also shot the advertisement????? How much labor fees did the Spring Festival Gala program team give you? 】

For the contestants who can still release a 20-minute video for the Chinese New Year, Xu Chuan originally felt that it was necessary to show him his respect.

This is a ruthless man.

But given that this guy trampled on other comedians when he bragged about himself, Xu Chuan still couldn't have any public interaction with him.

However, whether Xu Chuan interacts or not, in fact, there is no difference.

It's only noon on the first day of the new year, and there are not so many people yet, and these things are discussed in the next few days.

However, Xu Chuan didn't have time to stare at these.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Shen Huajin's family came to the door one after another to start paying New Year's greetings.

And Xu Chuan, as Shen Huajin's apprentice, was pulled out of the list by his old man after breakfast, and asked him to take Shen Ping'an to pay New Year's greetings.

In the past, Shen Ping'an was a girl's family, she didn't want to go, and Shen Huajin didn't care.

This year is different, Xu Chuan has to represent Shen Huajin and Zhu Lanyun to maintain interpersonal relationships. At the same time, it is also a necessary process to give the interpersonal relationship between Shen Huajin and Zhu Lanyun to the next step.

Time just passed day by day.

In the blink of an eye, it is the seventh day of the first month.

Kavin, the head of the card is bigger.

(End of chapter)