Chapter 279: I Took Off My Clothes for You to See (Second Watch)

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"In the month of frost, the Yellow River flooded and flooded violently. This fear is that the heavens are annoyed by my cool virtue, and I am angry with the Ming Dynasty, and I am very guilty."

In the study room of Xiaoyao Villa, Jiang Xia looked at the "Edict of Guilt" copied by the royal dragon detective in his hand, and suddenly became dizzy.

"The Edict of Sin" believes that many people are familiar with it, and the emperor will issue such a "Guilty Edict" when there is a dislocation of monarchs and ministers, natural disasters, and the country is in danger. The meaning is nothing more than to say that you are wrong and that you have to repent.

Take this opportunity to move the people of the world and let them serve the emperor with all their hearts. Do you think, even if you have a lot of complaints about your emperor, but everyone admits that you are wrong, what else can you say? At this moment, most of the time, people will hold the idea that no one is wrong, and forgive the emperor.

But Jiang Xia was very puzzled, why did Zhu Houzhao suddenly give himself an "Edict of Guilt"?

At the beginning, he did not issue an edict for the drought in Henan, nor did he issue an edict for the locust plague in Henan, but now that Henan has suffered a flood, he has simply issued an edict, which is not like his character.

And this guy not only gave himself an edict of sin, but also decided to fast and bathe in the temple for a month, praying for forgiveness and blessing the Ming Dynasty.

With his character, let alone fasting and bathing in the Taimiao Temple for a month, even if he didn't go out for three days, it would be tantamount to asking him to die.

Jiang Xia shook his head, put aside the guilty edict in his hand, and then took out the second piece of news and looked at it.

The second is the list drawn up by the Ministry of War to go to Henan to suppress bandits and quell the chaos, and the first name of it made Jiang Xia suddenly realize.

Boss: General Zhenguo, Zhu Shou!

Damn, Zhu Lao Er played a hand of golden cicada shell again this time.

Jiang Xia slapped his chest with a pained look, and muttered, "Dog's Day Zhu Er, this is broken by me." "Where did Zhu Lao Er come up with such a clever plan in the past, wasn't it the enlightenment that Jiang Xia took him to sneak out of the capital last time?

The army that went to Henan to quell the rebellion had already come out, Jiang Xia shook his head and sighed: "Just let you go and play, if you have trouble playing, you will clean up the mess by yourself, Lao Tzu will say nothing to help you this time." ”

Knowing that Zhu Houzhao had left Jingshi, Jiang Xia naturally had no need to pretend to be sick in Xiaoyao Villa all day long.

And not only Zhu Houzhao left, judging from the news of the royal dragon detective, Liu Jin and Huang Feiyue also went to Henan together this time.

A few eye-catching guys were all not in Jingshi, and Jiang Xia was happy.

Xiaoyao Villa has closed its doors and is not open to the public, and now it has completely become Jiangxia's private mansion. The girls in the village were all handed over to Bu Jinyun and Su Meiniang for training, and after the training was completed, they would be sent to various places, like a seed taking root in all corners, and then waiting for Jiang Xia to come out if necessary, giving people an unexpected fatal blow.

That group of girls is the "thorn" of the royal dragon detective.

What do you want in life? There are two old relatives who are in good health, there are beautiful wives and beautiful relatives around them, there are children who are close to each other, and there must be a few fox friends and dog friends to cause trouble.

When Jiang Xia went out in the morning, he originally wanted to go to see Xueyi, but as soon as he walked to the front yard, he met the porter and sent an invitation to Jiang Xia.

Jiang Xia took the invitation and looked at it, and it turned out that the invitation was sent by Hou Cong, the young man he met in Xianning Mansion.

When he said goodbye to Hou Cong in Chaling Prefecture, Hou Cong once said that he would open a Tsing Yi building in Beijing, but he didn't expect it to take long to really open.

Jiang Xia smiled, put the invitation card in his arms, and said that he didn't find a place to drink, so there was a place now.

Jiang Xia walked out of Xiaoyao Villa and prepared to go to the Imperial Entertainment Division to find Liang Wenhan, Wang Wenbo, Xia Fengxiao, these fox friends, cough cough, good friends who take care of each other, make an appointment at dusk to watch the "uproar" together, and then "the stem treats Jiayin" and finally "refines the hole" (cough, the evil input method has harmed the pure little tiger).

As soon as he walked out of the gate of Xiaoyao Villa, Jiang Xia saw Wang Wenbo, Liang Wenhan, and Xia Fengxiao walking over shoulder to shoulder.

Seeing Jiang Xia, the three of them saluted in unison and said, "See your lord." ”

Jiang Xia rolled his eyes, how could these three guys be so polite and polite on weekdays, this gesture must have some plan. Jiang Xia said: "What's the matter, let's be blunt." ”

"Big brother and listen to my brother, the so-called reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. Liang Wenhan said.

Then Wang Wenbo immediately added: "It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of people." ”

Xia Fengxiao showed the paper fan in her hand, and pretended to be a chic gesture and said: "Reading thousands of people, you naturally have to find a good place." ”

Then the three of them put on a charging appearance and said in unison: "Datong Street, Tsing Yi Building, there is a good place." Three hundred girls are skilled, and eighty upper rooms have private rooms. Big brother, please!"

Poof! These three guys can't have crossed over the same time, right? Where did you learn this rotten street slogan? And the last sentence "You please!" doesn't mean to let you go first, but "You treat."

Jiang Xia shook his head helplessly and said, "Brothers, I'm afraid I won't be able to invite my eldest brother today." ”

"Huh, big brother, could it be that you are terminally ill?" Liang Wenhan asked nervously.

Before Jiang Xiahuo could wait, Xia Fengxiao added: "Could it be that the eldest brother slept with the three sisters-in-law every night, and now he still can't do 'hard when he asks for it'?"

"You two guys, it's really hateful to slander big brother like this. The eldest brother is young, even if he is overindulged, he will not be able to stand strong, at most, it is hard but not hard, and it will not be long enough. After Wang Wenbo finished speaking, he immediately took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms mysteriously and handed it to Jiang Xia and said, "Big brother, I have prepared Jiuyang Dan for you." ”

Jiang Xia took a deep breath, and then his smiling eyes narrowed into a slit.

"Very well, you three have itchy skin, huh? None of them are allowed to run, and I promise not to kill you today. ”

Before Jiang Xia finished speaking, the three guys all ran away.

In fact, it was easy to catch up with the three of them with Jiang Xia's martial arts, but everyone was just joking, and they didn't take it seriously.

It's still early, and it's too early to go to Tsing Yi Lou at this moment.

Jiang Xia and his group of four went to the ink tea shop to drink tea first.

The owner of this ink tea shop is a jinshi, who was supposed to be an official, but he refused, and opened such a tea shop to meet friends with literature, and he was happy to be at ease.

In this way, the elegant man who regards fame and fortune as a floating cloud, and the tea shop he opened is naturally sought after by the scholars and literati in Beijing. Therefore, this ink tea workshop has been expanded again and again, and now it is the largest tea workshop in Beijing.

After Jiang Xia and the four of them entered the tea house, they heard a group of people gathered around as if discussing something, and Jiang Xia and the four of them also came over. I saw a group of people in the teahouse surrounding a smiling Maitreya Buddha, thinking hard about something.

This Maitreya Buddha has been here for a long time, and Jiang Xia has also seen it when he came to this ink tea shop before, and there is nothing unusual.

Liang Wenhan inquired about it and told Jiang Xia, "Big brother, it turns out that a Mongolian wrote an upper couplet just now, saying that whoever can convince him of the lower couplet will invite the guests of the entire ink tea shop to drink tea. ”

"Oh, Mongolian?" Jiang Xia swept around the hall, there was no Mongolian figure, he looked up at the second floor, only to see a man with a scimitar at his waist and a girl with a lot of braids sitting on the edge of the second floor drinking tea.

When Jiang Xia looked up, the girl with braided hair smiled and shouted, "Idiot, what do you see, if you can tell my brother's subordinate girl, let you see enough." ”

Jiang Xia laughed, and suddenly became interested.

He stretched out his hand and patted a scholar beside him and asked, "Brother Tai, dare to ask what the Shanglian is?"

"A big belly can tolerate, and the world can tolerate things. ”

This big belly describes the big belly of Maitreya Buddha, a big belly can tolerate the appearance of Maitreya Buddha very vividly, and the thing that allows the world to tolerate makes the whole Shanglian have a deep meaning.

It is not difficult to match the lower couplet at will, but the difficulty is that the lower couplet must also be correct with a certain characteristic of Maitreya Buddha, otherwise it will not be considered a fit.

Jiang Xia thought for a while and said loudly to the Mongolian girl: "Girl, you have to remember what you said, if I go out of the next couplet, you have to let me see enough." ”

"Hmph! The literati of the Ming Dynasty are Duodeng disciples, so let's talk about the next couplet. The Mongolian girl said.

Jiang Xia smiled slightly, and said loudly: "Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world." ”

As soon as Jiang Xia's next couplet came out, the surrounding scholars were silent for a moment, and then someone clapped their hands and praised: "Okay, yes, a big belly can be tolerant, and a smile when you open your mouth." It's really neat and apt, it's wonderful. ”

Jiang Xia looked up at the Mongolian man and said, "How is Brother Tai, are you still satisfied with this link?"

The Mongolian man glanced at Jiang Xia, his eyes were a little fierce, this was not deliberately revealed, but the momentum that he would cultivate because he was always in a high position.

This is no ordinary person. Jiang Xia said secretly in his heart.

The Mongolian man was also dry, and immediately said loudly: "Shopkeeper, the expenses of all the people in the tea shop today are counted in my account." ”

With that, the man took out five gold bars from his bosom and placed them on the table.

was so arrogant and upright, but it instantly won the favor of many people present.

The man got up and said to the girl, "Let's go." ”

The girl glanced at Jiang Xia and stood up with a smile.

Jiang Xia opened his mouth and shouted, "Slow!"

Suddenly, Jiang Xia kicked his right leg, and the whole person jumped up, and the two jumps reached the second floor. Jiang Xia looked at the two of them, looked at the girl and said, "Girl, you said that I should see enough of me to talk about it." ”

The Mongolian girl smiled slightly and asked Jiang Xia, "Do you want me to show you my clothes, or do you want to show you my clothes?"

ps: Double kills, as well as three kills, four kills. Is there a five-kill hehe, see if everyone is powerful.