"Have you watched the recent "Into the Extraordinary" hahaha, the one classified as a popular science documentary, I really rolled on the ground with laughter hahaha."

"The truth of the world has been revealed, and the future Empress Nishizawa is actually an extraordinary being!"

"Did you notice the voiceover that interviewed the eldest daughter of the Emperor? After my sleepless comparison! I'm 300% sure that this interviewer is the director of Yanlu Geyan himself! ”

"The significance of 'eating sugar to salt' is epoch-making, it breaks the law of conservation of chemical elements, atoms, electrons, charge, valence and energy.

"The latest production of the whole master's words, I don't know if I don't see it, I laugh at my mother."

"The richest man is really a planning wizard (laughing and crying)! But the eldest daughter of the emperor is really temperamental! A serious nonsense can be said so elegantly! ”

"The transcendents exposed this time are really powerful and terrifying, and I am now looking forward to the rise of the new human race to occupy the sea blue star (manual dog head)."

“……”

Yan Luge crossed his legs and sat on the edge of the coast of the Black Rock Islands, while feeding the frigate birds with the spirit fish for a while, while reading the Internet comments to the golden cat next to him one by one.

"Look at you, this year's netizens' acceptance of transcendents is quite high, isn't it?" Yan Luge laughed happily, "There are still people who want to invite transcendent beings to rule the world, why don't I go?" ”

Su Er VII shook his ears and tilted his head quite humanely to reveal an inquiring expression: "? ”

It still doesn't quite understand those modern things, what "Internet commentary", what "popular science documentary", what "revitalization", but the last sentence of the song is understood.

It seems to ask: Really?

Yan Luge laughed and rubbed the cat's head angrily: "Just kidding...... I'm not interested in doing this, it's too much trouble.

"Ah, Xiao Qi, I feel like you're hairy! Your hand is getting better and better! ”

Sur VII: "Shorthair." ”

"Yes, yes, it's just short hair, only about half a centimeter, not long enough, not soft enough to the touch, a little prickly."

"It's long."

"Huh? Will your fur grow any longer? ”

"That's right."

"Will it grow into a fluffy little cutie like a Maine?"

“…… Step up your game. ”

Sur VII, who had only the shape of a cat at first, now looks more and more like a real cat.

The originally hard golden body began to soften, the knife-like stiff face began to become vivid, and the pupils carved from white jade and lapis lazuli became more like the vertical pupils of cats, and the size of the pupils could be adjusted with light and darkness.

It even has eyelids, short hair, and claws that retract freely.

I think that after a while, it will be able to become a kitten that is difficult to distinguish between real and fake.

"By the way, I will hand over your golden scepter and white bone snake whip to the third research department, and when the runes inside are reproduced, let the Venerable help you transform into a collar and a cat bell."

"Okay."

"Wow, so refreshing? Then I'll engrave 'ten dollars once' on the collar? ”

"Okay."

"Wow, do you agree with that? Xiaoqi, do you want to be so good-tempered? What if I am bullied in the future? ”

“……”

The newborn spirit class involuntarily showed a somewhat helpless look.

It stretched out its claws and touched the fingertips of the Touches of the Ringsong, relaying a memory.

The memory picture is a recent occurrence, and Yan Luge holds Su Er VII in a hotel in the Nile Commonwealth to watch "The Empress's Male Concubine Wants to Compete for Favor".

In the play, the high-flying Empress Gu Cize pinched the chin of the harem male concubine with one hand, and laughed wickedly: "Except for you, no one dares to be so unreasonable to this king!" ”

That's what it wants to say.

Song of Words: "......"

Sur VII lowered his head and casually learned how to lick his paws.

It turns out that no matter how cold the appearance is, the cat has a rich inner world.

Yan Luge held the 222-pound golden cat in his arms, grabbed a handful of small spirit fish from the bucket with his tentacles, and threw it towards the group of chirping warship birds.

One for each bird, no more, no less.

The friship birds, accustomed to this way of feeding, lined up, took their share of the fish, clumsily thanked the words and songs, and then scattered to enjoy their food.

Yan Luge blinked, and the sci-fi electronic vision in his left eye jumped, linking to the internal network of the Blackstone Research Institute.

"Into the Extraordinary: The Useless Extraordinary Ability of "Eating Sugar and Turning Salt" is amazingly popular, which means that everyone is full of expectations for this series, and as long as the follow-up episodes do not collapse, the ratings will not be low.

Yan Luge glanced at Tong Qingqing's plan and proposed the topic selection for the follow-up episodes.

The second episode: "Into the Extraordinary: The Useless Extraordinary Ability of "Pulling 3×3×3 cm Cube", the material comes from the Tianzhou No. 101 Command Division.

Hey, it seems that Ms. Tong Qingqing's thoughts are very consistent with his.

Director Yan also felt that this extraordinary ability was super useless, and he was useless enough to compete with the "Sugar Eating Salt Technique" for the throne of "the most useless extraordinary ability".

He also hesitated for a long time when choosing the material for the first episode, and finally chose Shi Curti, who has its own popularity and traffic, under the advice of professional Tong Qingqing.

But he is still very optimistic about this extraordinary ability!

Although he always felt that with the mystic style of the No. 101 Command Division, Lao Zheng would most likely not agree to his transcendent being exposed like this......

Then don't ask for advice, just broadcast it to him!

By the time he found out, the wood was already in the boat, and he didn't dare to come to the Blackstone Research Institute to make trouble.

Yanluge thought happily, then happily shifted the focus of his gaze, and chose to pass under the topic.

He kept looking.

Episode 3: "Into the Extraordinary: The "Perspective Eyelids" of Useless Extraordinary Abilities", the material is from the Kuwashima Supernatural Countermeasures Course.

Episode 4: ......

Ms. Tong Qingqing, with a very professional eye, carefully selected a large number of useless extraordinary abilities from the database.

This includes, but is not limited to: making any flavor of grilled fish sauce spicy, but only for that part of the grilled fish sauce that comes into contact with the soil; You can change the color of your nails to achieve the effect of applying nail polish, but the discoloration is random and there is a 50% chance that they will turn yellow. You can control a certain brand of computer monitor to adjust the contrast, but it can only be adjusted between 0 and 100 stops; A talking pink teddy bear can be manifested, but no one can see it except himself; He can speak the language of Pippi Shrimp proficiently, but it will scare Pipi Shrimp to death when he hears his voice......

After looking around, Yan Luge nodded with satisfaction.

The extraordinary abilities that everyone has awakened are really useless.

The next show should be good enough.

Of course, from the perspective of words and songs, some extraordinary abilities are not particularly useless, but can exert unexpected effects when used well.

For example, the ability of "see-through eyelids", the owner of the ability, Asano Kanazawa, used it to pretend to be blind and pretend to cheat a bunch of people out of money.

But as a popular science program for the general public, the most important thing is to be visual and interesting, and to take into account everyone's acceptance, so that ordinary people will not be disgusted and afraid of the extraordinary...... It's best to choose these non-lethal funny abilities.

As for whether Asano Kanazawa, a little liar, will be brutally beaten by the victim after being exposed......

Well? What's the business with him? As the leader of an extraordinary organization, can't you even handle such a small thing?

The words and songs that were in a good mood were all selected and passed.

It took five minutes before and after, and Director Yan completed all the work for the day.

He lay on his back on the beach, spreading his soft tentacles like a big octopus in all directions, lazily basking in the sun.

However, at this moment, Yan Luge heard a rapid ringing - his mobile phone rang.

In view of the fact that the newly installed electronic prosthetic eye is not connected to the auditory nerve and cannot realize the call function, Yan Luge had to bend the tentacles, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and pressed the answer button without looking.

He heard the irrepressible roar of the eldest daughter of the emperor opposite: "Words! Law! Song! ”

Thanks to the tips of "Lao Yan loves spicy food" and "Xingyuan BOOM~

(End of chapter)