Chapter 315: Lady
To be honest, Xu Chuan didn't understand why the process after the worship was sent to the cave room when he was a child. Isn't it a little early in the daytime?
Moreover, he has been going to weddings early in the morning since he was a child, and it is difficult to understand why he can eat a meal on TV directly until the night when he is still eating in the cave room.
When I grew up, I realized that it was dusk when I used to get married, and it was too reasonable to enter the cave room at this time.
Xu Chuan and Lin Mengying's faint ceremony, since it is a "reality show", it is naturally put at dusk to hold a welcoming ceremony.
The main reason for doing this is to take into account historical facts.
It's definitely not because it's done at night to enter the cave room.
Yes, that's right, Xu Chuan is a serious person, he hasn't thought about the cave house, and he won't think about letting Lin Mengying wear a Tang wedding dress and his own cave house.
"Obediently, don't be nervous, I'm nervous." In a house that was arranged as "Xu Zhai", Bai Baiyu, who came to Xu Chuan as a servant, that is, the best man, spoke.
As he spoke, he also looked at his ancient costume in the mirror, and looked at his expression very satisfied.
According to historical records, the Tang Dynasty ceremony, the scholar was greeted in person, and the official uniform was a red official uniform. The women are dressed in green hairpins, and the green clothes are leather with shoes.
In layman's terms, it is green clothing.
There is also a saying of "red men and green women".
Therefore, at this time, Xu Chuan was wearing a red Tang official uniform and a black hat, and he really looked like that.
Seeing Bai Yu looking in the mirror there, Xu Chuan couldn't help but take a look, and said while taking a look: "What are you nervous about, you can be responsible for being beaten later, and I will do the difficult work." ”
"Is it okay to be responsible for being beaten? In this way, let Li Fei be beaten, and I will read you a nourishing poem. As soon as Bai Baiyu heard this, he immediately began to shake his head.
As for Li Fei in his mouth, he is the protagonist of "The Beginning", and he is also one of Xu Chuan's concubines today.
"No need, I've been memorizing the hypnotic poem for several days, and if I let you pretend to be it, I'm not fucking carrying it in vain?" Xu Chuan immediately spoke when he heard this.
"Vulgar, vulgar, we are all geniuses of the Tang Dynasty, and there should be elegance in our words, do you understand elegance? Do you want me to show you this? As soon as Bai Baiyu heard this, he began to drag the text to Xu Chuan.
"There's no need for a demonstration, just right, Brother Yaliang, I'll ask you a favor, go out and see if there are many onlookers, and we won't be able to move later?"
"Wait for my brother to go out and have a look." During the day, Yu flicked his sleeves when he heard the words, and went out with square steps.
When I got to the door and looked around, good fellows, people dressed up from all dynasties and generations had surrounded the door, and the wooden fences used to separate the routes were crowded out.
In this situation, Bai Bai Yu pondered that it was the time for him to show his talent in the Tang Dynasty.
So, he made a Tang Dynasty hand salute and said loudly to the crowd of onlookers outside: "Fellow villagers, today is the big day of Bai's friend Xu Jialang, please ......."
In the middle of speaking, I heard a burst of female fans cheering one after another.
"Bai Langjun, you look so handsome!!"
"Bai Langjun, can you ask for a word?"
These voices made the interruption in Bai Baiyu's mouth completely unspeakable.
Okay, okay, let's play like this, I used to shout "Tianyu, you are so handsome" and "Tianyu sign my name". Today, in other words, the signature has become a request.
Thinking of this, Bai Baiyu held back the emotion of laughter and waved his hand and said, "That's it, Bai is not good at calligraphy." ”
"Hahaha." As soon as these words came out, the scene immediately burst into laughter.
In addition, there were still many people holding mobile phones on major platforms at the scene, and the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but discuss when they saw this scene.
[No, is the scene so lively? 】
[I hate it, I don't have a fucking ticket to go in outside]
[Why is it the Xu family, isn't it San Lang? ] 】
[San Lang is a terrier, brother, Xu Chuan has no brother above, it must be Dalang]
[Da Lang is good, the name Da Lang is tough]
"Bai Langjun, when will the welcoming team leave?" Someone else asked.
"I'll go at 5 p.m." Bai Tianyu seemed to enjoy this feeling, and he was reluctant to leave at the door, so he stood there and began to chat with the crowd at the door, dragging half-penniless words.
After chatting like this for a while, Ning Kaijun, who was also dressed in Tang Dynasty costumes, walked out, arched his hand to everyone and said, "Everyone, the auspicious time has come, we will go to the Lin Mansion to marry the bride, please make it convenient." ”
Ning Kaijun's voice just fell.
There was a narration sound played on the loudspeaker in everyone's ears: ""The Book of Evening Letters" cloud: In the south of Raozhou City, the Xu family has a big lang, and the year has been established, known as virtuous, and there is no marriage.
I heard that the Lin family in the north of Youzhou City has an eldest daughter, who has both four virtues, and is willing to marry Gao Yuan of the Lin family. Xu's proposed marriage letter is a letter, and I would like to ask the matchmaker Ning to hand it over, dare to invite it with courtesy, and wait for his life. ”
The narration was also recorded by Ning Kaijun.
This is a "reality show" after all, and it's a bit difficult to expect real people to shout with their fleshy voices to make fans give way. Therefore, some links were arranged with modern equipment to announce the progress of the ceremony.
For example, this "Letter of Annunciation" played on the sound is actually seen in the "Najib Chapter". The marriage certificate of the Tang Dynasty had a fixed format and could be used as a legal basis.
As the narration sounds, the occupants of the house begin to slowly come out, and some security personnel in special costumes begin to clear the room so that the ceremony can proceed smoothly.
As the fans were cleared in an orderly manner, the narration continued: ""Answering the Faint Letter" cloud: In the north of Youzhou City, the Lin family has an eldest daughter, who is still a flower letter, and there is no husband and wife.
Wen Raozhou Chengnan Xu has a big man, known as a virtuous style, willing to marry well, willing to trust Gao Yuan. I would like to return to the matchmaker Ning, dare to be disrespectful. ”
"It's started, isn't it beginning?" A quite ceremonial opening made the audience boiling, and all kinds of mobile phones and cameras were raised.
What contextual behavior?
Don't make trouble, it's good to be able to drag a few sentences with you.
It's impossible to put down the mobile phone, if you don't record it and send it to the circle of friends to shake your hands, aren't you here in vain?
It is under the boiling of this group of viewers dressed in ancient costumes but holding mobile phones.
Xu Chuan went out, and after going out, he directly turned over a batch of jujube red horses, and the greeting officially began.
At the same time, in the house on the other side of the "Lin House", Du Wenyu spoke: "Teacher Lin...... Oh no...... Big lady, the people welcomed by the Xu family have left. ”
"Big lady! Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee
"Ahem...... cough cough cough, into the play, the live broadcast equipment is being debugged, and it will start broadcasting soon. Fu Wanwan reminded softly. Not only is there a live broadcast here, but Xu Chuan also arranged a live broadcast staff on his side, and from the moment he went out, he was live broadcast throughout the whole process.
After Lin Mengying heard Fu Wanwan's words to let her into the play, she deliberately said again: "Oh, I know, I know, cough...... So what, where is Tang ~~ Monk ~~~ ? ”
Should I say it or not, this tone is very similar to the female monster who wants to catch Tang Seng to eat meat in Journey to the West, so as soon as her words fell, there was a burst of suppressed laughter at the scene.
Fu Wanwan was also a little unable to hold back her laughter at this time, but she still spoke: "It's a string of plays, you are playing Aunt Lin, not the godmother of the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn, where did Tang Seng come from." ”
"Hahahahaha." The laughter that had just been suppressed completely exploded.
Lin Mengying looked at them and laughed, and couldn't help laughing.
While laughing, she recalled the memories of herself and Xu Chuan playing the role of a female goblin and Tang Seng at some specific moments.
Thinking of this, Lin Mengying couldn't help but pout again. The one surnamed Xu said that if you eat that, you can live forever, and if you are a dog, you will know how to play tricks on yourself!
On the other side, Xu Dog was on the way to come on horseback, his face was already numb with laughter, and his hands had not been put down.
Just walked and stopped, and finally walked to the door of the "forest house".
Xu Chuan quickly moved his already stiff face, and then turned over and dismounted. Bai Baiyu, Li Fei and other ministers also dismounted, and the two of them followed Xu Chuan inside with a wild goose in their arms.
Hug a pair of geese as gifts, also known as "laying geese ceremony". The ancients believed that the wild goose from south to north was in line with yin and yang, and the spouse was fixed and in line with the righteous ceremony, so the goose was a ritual to symbolize the yin and yang harmony of a pair of men and women, and also symbolized the loyalty and single-mindedness of marriage.
Of course, it's not that easy to get in and give gifts.
Xu Chuan said before that let Bai Baiyu be in charge of being beaten, and don't worry about other things, this is not nonsense.
No, as soon as they entered the door, the ladies and female guests of the Lin family came up with a foam soft stick wrapped in cloth.
There are few people who beat Xu Chuan, after all, he is the protagonist of this "wedding show", which disrupts the hairstyle and makeup to affect the effect.
But if you don't fight, it seems unreal.
So, all the sticks beckoned to Bai Baiyu.
"Eh, eh, don't fight, Bai is so handsome, if it is broken, it won't ...... Eh, whoever spanked me was insulting to Sven, insulting to Sven.
No, don't you just hit someone in white, doesn't this one next to you look uncomfortable? "During the day, Yu was beaten up and down.
The most important thing is that he also has a wild goose in his arms, and there are not many people in this place, so there is no place to hide.
This scene has been broadcast live on the equipment that has been arranged in advance. When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this, they couldn't laugh anymore.
[No, laugh to death, Bai Baiyu was really beaten from one end of the house to the other]
[Hahahaha, no, why, why is there such a thing as being beaten? 】
[This is called "son-in-law", in order to tell the groom that he is not allowed to bully the bride in the future. 】
[Like now, there are some places that like to beat the groom?] 】
[It's different, the son-in-law is a daughter-in-law, and it means a few taps. Most of the ones you mentioned are men's inlight and heavy coaxing, which is not a concept at all. 】
In the commotion of netizens and the audience, the three of them finally came to the outside of the wedding room after the beating, just when they knocked on the door and pushed it open.
An older woman dressed as a man stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Lang Jun stays, the eldest lady is still grooming." ”
This is also a polite word, and Lin Mengying can't still be grooming. The reason why I said this sentence shows that my daughter is reluctant to marry her parents and does not want to marry so soon, so she uses "makeup is not done" as an excuse to accompany her parents for a while.
Therefore, Xu Chuan asked very cooperatively: "When will the makeup be made?" ”
As soon as Xu Chuan's words fell, Ning Kaijun next to him suddenly smiled and said, "Lang Jun might as well urge, don't miss the auspicious time." ”
The live broadcast went on here, and those who understood in the live broadcast room immediately sent a barrage.
[It's time to urge makeup, hahaha, I don't know how many poems the third brother has memorized]
[Good guy, if you get married, you have to recite poems, isn't this embarrassing for my brother Chuan? 】
[It's okay to memorize poems, in the Tang Dynasty, you call yourself a genius, you have to write it yourself]
Netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing, Xu Chuan here had already stood at the door and set up a posture, only to see him speak: "It is rumored that the candle has lowered the red powder, don't make spring in front of the Spiegel stage." ”
The meaning of these two poems is very simple, that is, I heard that the bride lowered her carmine pink in the candlelight, and dressed herself as beautiful as spring in front of the mirror.
Speaking of this, Xu Chuan paused, paced back and forth for two steps, and then walked to the door and said loudly: "You don't need to make up on your face, you have eyebrows and wait for the painting." ”
The meaning of these two sentences is that you don't need to paint all the makeup on your face, just keep your eyebrows and wait for me, the groom, to paint it for you.
After reading the poem, Bai Baiyu immediately shouted when he saw this: "Bride, come out!" ”
As soon as he shouted, the "extras" behind him also shouted.
The audience in the live broadcast room also began to swipe the screen.
When I came, in addition to swiping the screen, some people called [Brothers, come to feel, this is really to feel, this whole thing is like the real thing, no wonder you have to use your real name]
[One thing to say, indeed, the sense of substitution of the real name is really good, it feels like watching Brother Chuan and Teacher Lin get married]
However, even though the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room shouted for a long time, and there was no movement in the room, Ning Kaijun said with a smile at this time: "Lang Jun, urge again?" ”
Xu Chuan nodded when he heard this, then paced back and forth, and continued to speak casually: "Why do you need to apply powder to cuimu, it has its own delicate flowers blooming." Spring green, autumn yellow, winter covered with snow, mountains and rivers do not move with the forest. ”
Obviously, it is different from the hypnotic poem of the Tang Dynasty poet that was copied before. Now this is a limerick poem written by Xu Chuan himself.
But it was this limerick poem that made Lin Mengying in the house instantly overflow with a happy smile.
The meaning of this poem is very simple, that is, you don't need to wear makeup, you are already beautiful. When we get older, you will grow old, and I will always love you.
Not only that, but the poems also incorporate the names of Xu Chuan and Lin Mengying. even got Qiu Yicheng's name in.
The hills and hills, the mountains are Qiu Yi orange.
With this hypnotic poem, Lin Mengying didn't delay anymore, and glanced at Fu Wanwan next to her.
Fu Wanwan came to her senses, and then opened the door in a new round of shouts of "bride, come out" outside.
As soon as the door opened, Xu Chuan was immediately amazed by Fu Wanwan.
Good guys, it's really beautiful.
And Bai Baiyu next to him immediately said to Li Fei: "Does the bride open the door by herself?" ”
"That's Mr. Lin's cousin, what kind of eyes do you have, you don't wear glasses today?" Li Fei said with tears and laughter when he heard this.
Li Fei can tell the difference, and Xu Chuan can naturally tell the difference.
I saw that he first saluted Fu Wanwan and shouted, "Cousin." ”
Then he crossed the door and looked at Lin Mengying.
At this time, Lin Mengying was sitting on the cloud bed. Dressed in green large-sleeved dress, lined with plain yarn in the single; Wear a knee covering, a large belt, and a leather belt. They also wore shoes of the same color as their clothes.
He wears a hairpin on his head, covered with a flute, two temples, and a number of gold and silver jewelry. At the same time, he held a fan to cover his face with Tang Li, which was a fan.
To be honest, even if he couldn't see his face, Xu Chuan was intoxicated by Lin Mengying's beauty, and the admiration and amazement in his eyes couldn't be hidden.
As soon as the audience in the live broadcast room saw this state, they immediately launched a barrage.
[It's over, the third brother has fallen, he won't really change from Xu Laosan to Xu Xiaosan, right? ] 】
[If you can't say it, you have to be a love rival with Orange]
[The question is, what if he is shocked by Mr. Orange's beauty again tomorrow? 】
[What to do, if you want me to say, Brother Chuan will simply go after Lin Mengying's cousin. Damn, it's so beautiful, from the moment I pushed the door open, my eyes were always on her]
In the audience discussion in the live broadcast room, Xu Chuan had already come to Lin Mengying's approach, and then said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Wife." ”
"What a wife, it's a lady, no, it's a lady." When Lin Mengying heard this, she whispered through the fan.
Xu Chuan smiled when he heard this, then took two steps back and said loudly: "Chuan has admired the eldest lady for a long time, and now he has got what he wanted, and if he marries the eldest lady, he will never leave in vain."
The good days are short, and I am afraid that the auspicious time will be missed, madam, go home with Chuan. ”
(End of chapter)