65. This waste is a bit prickly
And just like that, one evening.
The author of the street has just come back from a walk, Jin Lin wanted to show up, but Elaine stopped him and said that let the family finish dinner first, otherwise it will be bad to talk to others for a long time.
That's right, Xiaolianzi is really thoughtful, Jin Lin is embarrassed, it seems that the girl is still careful.
But!
Who knew that this cigarette ash had just been a whole meal, and it would take three hours over and over again, and those who didn't know thought he was eating some delicacies from the mountains and seas, and those who knew it were very devastated, because he was cooking instant noodles.
To boil instant noodles, boiling water can boil for one hour, and instant noodles can smell for two hours.
It seems that if he can be full when he smells the instant noodles, he is reluctant to eat them.
This street is a poor ghost, and Jin Lin Elaine finally saw it.
After waiting for three full hours, the poor ghost had just burped his cigarette ashes, and finally finished his dinner, he threw the noodle pot into the washing basin and sat down on the broken sofa.
Jin Lin Elaine couldn't hold it back, and with a snort, Jin Lin and Elaine appeared at the same time and appeared in front of Ash Gang.
Soot was just startled and stood up, but! Slowly sat down again.
Elaine was surprised and asked:
"Aren't you shocked?"
As soon as the cigarette ash whitened her, she replied:
"I can make up something more bizarre than that, can you believe it? Get your name in. ”
Elaine: "...... "Okay, you're writing novels, you can talk nonsense."
Jin Lin said, "My name is Jin Lin, and her name is Elaine." ”
As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and he said lightly:
"Oh, it turns out that you are the immortal cultivators that the system wants to hunt down, why are you here?"
Jin Lin Elaine was stunned, it turned out that he knew!
Elaine looked at his reaction and thought to herself, it seems that this person has no love, so she is not afraid.
Jin Lin was still smiling, "We can help you get rid of the system." ”
As soon as the cigarette ash heard this, he immediately sat up straight, and asked in surprise:
"Really?"
Jin Lin: "Really! ”
Ash Gang: "Sit down, please sit down." ”
Elaine sat down, and the ash had just become much more enthusiastic, and she hurriedly brought two bowls of boiling water in a bowl to entertain them.
Wood has a way, and the poor ghost doesn't have a teacup.
There was no teacup, there was a cigarette, he handed Jin Lin Yilian a cigarette at the same time, and asked, "Do you smoke?" ”
Jin Lin Elaine shook her head at the same time, and the cigarette ash just smoked to herself.
Elaine regretted it! Why did I show up, did I come to smell this guy's instant noodles and smoke?
As soon as the soot puffed out a puff of smoke, "Mr. Kim, tell me how to help me get out of the system." ”
Jin Lin smiled slightly, but asked rhetorically: "Now that we are talking like this, the system in your brain should know." ”
Ash Gang also smiled and replied:
"It knows, it's on 24 hours a day, and I didn't sleep with it."
Jin Lin nodded, and said again:
"Since we dare to come, we are not afraid that it will know, let's put it this way, this system exists in the form of an electromagnetic energy body, you can make it weak through electric shock, and if it is serious, you can also electrocute it, and then it will have to escape by itself."
Who knows, as soon as the cigarette ash heard it, he jumped up:
"I'm going! I'm also afraid of electric shock! If it hadn't been electrocuted, I'd probably have been electrocuted first. ”
Jin Lin was stunned for a moment, and then said:
"Then why don't I help you, I'll slap it on your head with a palm, I can stun you first, how can I power you then, you don't feel anything, I can help you drive the system away, but I will also take the opportunity to search for souls, you know that I am an immortal cultivator, I have this ability, and we also need soul searching to understand your relationship with the system."
As soon as the soot heard this, he jumped again, and cried out:
"That's even worse! I don't know how you killed me when the time comes! ”
Jin Lin: "......"
Elaine couldn't listen to it anymore, so she hurriedly added:
"Mr. Soot, if we really want to kill you, we don't have to bother."
Ash was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed:
"That's not going to work either! You have seen all the secrets in your brain, do you know how much this hurts your self-esteem? ”
Elaine Jinlin: "......"
As soon as the ash suddenly rolled his eyes, he said:
"Don't you have the means to be technological? What age is it, do you understand the cultivation of science and technology, can't you use a scientific instrument to deal with it? If you let the instrument search for souls and force the system away, it will be less life-threatening and less likely to hurt people's self-esteem. ”
Jin Lin Elaine was stunned again, this statement seems to make some sense.
Soot just said again:
"If you really want to help the host get rid of the system, you must take this suggestion, think about you slapping someone on the head with a palm, how many fools will accept your help like this?"
Jin Lin nodded and said:
"Mr. Soot, what do you mean, if we can use a scientific instrument to search your soul and exorcise the system, you are willing to accept our help, right?"
Soot was silent for a few seconds, "Sort of!" ”
When Elaine heard this, she sighed and said:
"Then it seems that you don't want us to search for souls today, and you don't want us to electrify."
As soon as the cigarette ash heard it, his face changed, and he cried out again:
"What are you talking about, I don't want to be okay today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow!"
Seeing this, Jin Lin hurriedly said:
"Mr. Ash, don't be nervous, we won't search for souls, we won't call you, we won't harm you, but in order to further understand the system and take countermeasures, can you tell us about you and the system?"
When Elaine heard this, she was also interested, and added:
"yes, isn't this system going to help people succeed? Why are you bound to the system and still a street, what is going on, you tell us about it. ”
As soon as the soot heard it, he was excited, and shouted:
"This system is a liar, a psychopath, what a help, it's depriving me of creative freedom, erasing my creativity, it's just an insult."
Jin Lin Elaine's eyes lit up when she heard this, and Elaine hurriedly said:
"Tell me, what's going on?"
Ash Gang sighed again and said:
"Okay, then I'll talk about it."
In this way, Ash just lit another cigarette and told the story of him and the system.
It turns out that Soot has just finished creating "Hunting Through", oh no! It was after "A Little Breather", during this confused time, I was taken advantage of by a [Online Text Rapid God System] and drilled into my mind.
As soon as the cigarette ash saw the word Chengshen, the saliva simply flowed from the living room into the toilet, and it was bound without even thinking about it.
After binding, the system actually told him to kill, and he knew, ahh Careless!
So he bargained with the system, saying that he owed it first, you let me taste the sweetness first, I believe you have the ability, and then go to the task.
The system had no choice but to release a trick to him first.
This trick is to ask him to imitate the books of the most popular great god writers recently, and ask him to change the names of other people's books to similar names, then change the names of the characters in the books, then change the names of the time, places and objects in the book, and then modify similar storylines and dialogues, etc.
The system boasted confidently that even if this trick could not make him a great god, it could make him a small god, and the small life was absolutely nourishing.
Who knows, as soon as the cigarette ash heard it, his face turned blue and he was furious:
"I went to the circle with the fork, #*&^#@......"