In this way, when the ceasefire between the parties began, Prime Minister Bu Yanding began his performance, telling a moving and tragic story.

The story goes like this:

"After great scientific exploration, we found that a long, long time ago, there was life on many planets in the universe, and the life on many planets was more powerful than the life of the blue star, and their technology was also more developed by the blue star, such as green star, orange star, red star and so on.

However, these planets do not have a brilliant traditional civilization like Blue Star, their past is a history of barbaric wars, and there is no civilization at all, so they are very jealous of Blue Star's human civilization and want to steal the traditional civilization of human beings.

And we know that the best way to preserve human civilization is cultural relics, and the most abundant cultural relics in the world is our Bu Yanding National Museum, so they unknowingly, using alien technology, stole 100,000 of our most precious cultural relics at once.

After stealing the artifacts, they scan them overnight, and for them, the artifacts have lost their value after they have been scanned.

But after a night of investigation by our secret intelligence service, we finally found out about it, and we immediately sent people to negotiate with them, asking them to return the cultural relics, but they refused, these hateful aliens, a group of robbers, are plundering our civilization.

Not only that, but this group of hateful robbers also had a whim, saying that they wanted to verify whether human beings would be willing to pay the price for the protection of cultural relics, so they concocted a story of a mysterious duke selling cultural relics, and frantically plundered the wealth of various countries under the banner of returning cultural relics to their original owners.

This move is too sinister, because while they plunder the wealth, they also blame our princes and nobles, so that the world thinks that this is what our princes and nobles did.

It's infuriating! We have to ask the aliens for an explanation.

So we convened a council of the parents of the princes and nobles to discuss a righteous counterattack against the aliens, and this decision was unanimously approved by the council, at which point the king and I left first, and the princes and nobles stayed behind to further develop a detailed battle plan.

Who knew that these despicable aliens, after the king and I left, actually attacked the princes and nobles who were having a meeting, and the princes and nobles summoned you to come over to support when they saw that the situation was not good.

Who knew that you came to support it was still a step too late, and the hateful aliens actually fired alien shells, bombing the conference building into ruins, and burying all 600 councillors composed of princes and nobles in the rubble.

The parents of these princes and nobles, they died too tragically! They died for the dignity and justice of the country, and after I applied to the king, we will posthumously crown them martyrs, and at the same time posthumously crown the soldiers who died in this war as martyrs.

You are all the most heroic and loyal soldiers of the country, for the dignity and justice of the country, tightly united, fought a stubborn battle with the aliens, you drove the aliens away, you are good!

However, now that the aliens have been driven away by you, there is no point in continuing to fight, and it may also injure our brother by mistake and cause immeasurable losses, so I suggest that we stop our troops, go back tonight and have a good rest, and participate in the farewell ceremony of the martyrs' bodies tomorrow, how about it? ”

This is the content of the prime minister's live performance, without the transcript of the speech, blurted out.

After listening to the truce, the expressions on everyone's faces were very strange.

At first, they heard the prime minister say that aliens did it, and they almost believed it, but when they heard the prime minister say that aliens fired shells to blow up the parliament building, causing all 600 parliamentarians to become martyrs, they knew that the prime minister was making up a story, because they blew up the parliament building, and 600 parliamentarians were killed by them.

But!

Will they disagree with the Prime Minister's story? Will you go and expose the Prime Minister's lies?

The Prime Minister's story has turned a stupid civil war into an invasion and counterattack, and they have all become heroic fighters fighting back against aliens.

This! Will anyone be stupid enough not to accept it?

I don't know what they were thinking, but after listening to the Prime Minister's story, everyone fell silent.

After a while, the leader of a certain party suddenly shouted: "Collect the troops!" ”

As a result, the leaders of the other parties also shouted "Collect the troops", and in this way, the fighting subsided, and the parties dispersed.

And the prime minister, at this time, exhaled a long breath, and his whole back was soaked, he was afraid that someone would suddenly go crazy and collapse him with one shot.

Above the city, in the Jinlin space.

Elaine was dumbfounded when she heard this, and after a moment, she suddenly burst into a foul mouth:

"This plot is also too special and bloody! Even if he asked the street writer to make it up, he wouldn't dare to make it up, and he must not only have the ability to make it, but also have the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense, which can throw off 1.8 million streets of introverted online writers. ”

When Jin Lin heard this, he said leisurely: "Of course, opening his eyes and telling nonsense is a compulsory course for every Western politician, and this prime minister is the elite of the elite, it is said that he was a story king when he was in kindergarten." ”

Elaine still shook her head, still sighing: "It is said that women love to lie, this is too unfair to women!" Compared with this prime minister, there is still a gap of 1.8 million streets. ”

Jin Lin said: "Let's go, let's go, go back and continue to eat noodles." ”

………

Next.

Yesterday was designated as their national disaster day, and today they lowered their flags to mourn, and in a mournful wail, the bodies of 600 parliamentarians and 5,000 soldiers were sent to be cremated, exchanged for 5,600 cans, and buried collectively in their martyrs' garden.

At the same time, countries around the world sent condolences and condolences. And the prime minister took the opportunity to show another wave of televised speeches.

He first expressed his gratitude to all countries in the world, and then called on the people of the world to unite tightly to resist aliens, and also called on the people of Buyanding to unite more firmly to get out of the difficulties and strengthen the kingdom of Buyanding.

However, the reactions on the Internet are somewhat different, with expert comments and netizen voices from all sides.

Here's what the expert review version looks like:

{Since there is an alien invasion and I hope that Bu Yanding will release more about the aliens, how do you know, how do you communicate with them, and what do they look like?} ｝

{Why do aliens bomb the Parliament building at the top of the cloth and return the precious relics half sold and half given away?} ｝

{No picture, no truth, please announce the truth about the aliens as soon as possible.} ｝

The netizen post looks like this:

{Weakly ask, do you believe the nonsense of Prime Minister Bu Yanding?} ｝

{According to the Prime Minister's statement, the 10 trillion is not to be pursued, anyway, the aliens took it.} ｝

{Is it possible that 600 legislators are trying to kill each other for 10 trillion dog-eat-dog killings, and that aliens are covering up the truth?} ｝