213, Global Live Broadcast: "Whip Corpse" (1)
At 2 o'clock, the global live broadcast officially began.
Jin Lin started his performance, saying:
"Viewers and friends all over the world, hello everyone, welcome to watch the live broadcast of Rogers saving the king, you should feel that my relationship with the princesses and princes is not very harmonious, in fact, it was not like this at first, until I put forward my treatment plan and live broadcast request, the relationship became like this."
"The core problem is that this treatment plan is very cruel, it is called 'whipping corpse Dafa', the princesses and princes are very angry when they hear it, but they feel that what I said makes sense, they are very helpless and helpless, and I put forward a request for live broadcast, they are even more helpless and angry."
"However, this is also what I can't do, because once this 'whipping corpse law' is implemented, no matter whether I can save the king or not, they can't help but want to kill me, so live broadcast is the only way for me to protect myself."
"So, why does this treatment need to use the Dafa of whipping corpses and mysterious rituals? Because the king suffers from ......, and the whipping of the corpse can be ......, and the godly ritual can be ......"
In this way, Jin Lin first talked about the causes and consequences of his not very good relationship with the princess and prince, and then talked about the king's illness from a professional point of view, and talked about the origin and benefits of the Dafa of whipping corpses, and the spiritual effect of godly rituals to wash away sins for the king.
Jin Lin talked about this for half an hour.
And netizens all over the world listened, from bewilderment-shock-petrification, to the final collective exclamation, the live broadcast barrage was as high as 1 billion, and the content was even more varied.
{Hahaha, I can see that this Rogers actually wants to beat the king to relieve the hatred in his heart, even if he is shot.} }
{it!} If the king of Bu Yan Peak can make a severe beating, I am willing to die, and the reason why our country has become like this is not because it was invaded by Bu Yan Ding in the first place. }
{Brave the death to fight the king of the cloth peak, cool and cool!} Can I still sign up? I want to fight too! }
{Weakly ask, according to Rogers, is he a wizard and not a doctor, right?} }
{Damn!} Rogers, I tell you, you'd better beat the king alive, or the people of the Cloth Peak won't let you go! }
{…… }
The list goes on and on.
And just when netizens around the world were discussing it hotly, Jin Lin had already started his godly ceremony.
I saw him swaying left and right in those stones engraved with mysterious symbols, weaving back and forth, and at the same time he was humming a tune that he couldn't understand.
It's just that he was born with incomplete five tones, and that tone is extremely ugly, and he almost vomited himself when he heard it, no! Elaine in the space was lying on the edge of the mirror lake and vomiting.
After the great god had finished dancing, he dragged the cloth stick whip with both hands, came to the cloth flag, knelt on the ground with both feet, raised his head to the sky, and pulled the male duck's throat, and shouted there:
"O dear gods! That sinner, King Blazer, is terminally ill! But at present, the country is not in turmoil, and the people will suffer if they are in chaos, so this sinner cannot die at present! You see how good it is! I will punish him severely on your behalf, whip him with the Dafa of whipping corpses, and you will save his life! ”
As he spoke, Jin Lin shook his head and stood up again, bowed to the three of the cloth flags, and then came to the king's bedside.
Suddenly, he cried out, "O gods! I'm going to punish sinners in your place!" The Great Law of Whipping Corpses has officially begun. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a "bang"!
The whip had already slammed down on the king, and the spring bed had sunk with it.
"Wow!" A bang.
The spring bed quickly bounced the king's body 3 meters into the air, rolled in the air 3 more times, and quickly fell back into the spring bed.
Boom!
As soon as the king's body fell, Jin Lin's whip was pulled down fiercely.
For!
The king's body bounced into the sky 3 meters again, rolled 3 times, and as soon as it fell, Jin Lin's whip immediately pulled down again.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
For! For! For!
This cycle repeatedly, and Jin Lin began to "whip the corpse" constantly.
In front of the screens of mobile phones, computers, and televisions, audiences all over the world are directly petrified and stunned.
Before they started, they could still laugh and laugh, but when they really saw Jin Lin's "Whipping Corpse Dafa", they were so shocked that their hearts and gallbladders trembled.
In the scene area, outside the live broadcast square, the faces of the three Madeleines changed greatly, and they cried again, shouting hoarsely: "Brute! Stop it! ”
Then, with all his strength, he was about to rush in, but when the royal guards saw this, they hugged the three of them and did not let them pass.
The captain of the guard even held a gun and cried against his head: "Three highnesses, if you rush in, we will commit suicide collectively, because with a compensation of 100 billion, the royal family will be finished!" ”
Madeleine stopped, not daring to rush, but crying even louder.
And in the live broadcast scene, Jin Lin didn't care about this, the whip in his hand was swinging faster and faster.
Bang bang bang!
Wow!
At this time, the king, dressed in white pajamas, was already covered in blood.
Bang bang bang!
Wow!
The clothes had been torn into pieces of blood and flew everywhere, and those that didn't fly were already tightly stuck to the flesh.
At this moment, the three Madeleine sisters and siblings all wanted to die, and the tears kept flowing, but they couldn't cry anymore.
In front of the screen, the audience was also extremely uncomfortable, and finally couldn't help but let out a barrage again:
{Forget it!} Just let him die, stop torturing him! }
{Let him rest in peace, the dead will be gone, as long as you don't invade us again!} }
However, there are still people who oppose it, and the opposition still accounts for the majority.
{Hehe, although I am also uncomfortable to watch, but I don't think this kind of king deserves sympathy, do you know how many of us were burned alive by their ancestors?} }
{This is retribution!} Should he be whipped well in order to relieve the hatred in the heart of the invaded country, and only then should he be beaten alone, is this excessive? }
{…… }
Anyway, there are all kinds of voices from netizens, but no one thinks that Rogers is saving a king.
It wasn't until a primitive tribe in the Yamasun forest asked to connect to the live streaming platform that someone made a different voice, and this was a tribal chief.
The Yamason tribal chief said, "I think Mister Rogers is serious about saving the king, and his 'whipping method' has been popular in our tribe thousands of years ago. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.
However, as soon as the chief of the Yamasun tribe finished speaking, the Indian tribe, the Mayan tribe, and the Huizhou tribe also came in one after another.
"Mister Rogers was very professionally whipped, and I am confident that he will save the king," said the Indian Tribe. ”
"Mister Rogers knows the ancient tribal medicine very well, and we believe that he can save the king, and it is time for the ancient mystical medicine to be restored to modern civilization," said the Mayan tribe. ”
The Huizhou tribe said: "Professional, too professional, playing very slippery,"
And the last one to come in online was actually the winner of the Nuo Prize in Medicine, the world's most famous medical scientist, Dr. Scolding.
Dr. Scolding said: "I am watching the live broadcast very carefully, and I want to say that I don't know if Mister Rogers can save the king, but he uses the whipping method to promote the metabolism and blood circulation of terminally ill people, so as to stimulate the regenerative function of cells, which is very constructive and in line with medical principles." ”
As soon as these words came out, netizens around the world were stunned, and the live broadcast host was stupid.