So, Yuan Hui told the story of "Lao Zhang Noodle Restaurant......

A long, long time ago, Lao Zhang's grandfather's grandfather, Lao Zhang, was deceived into coming to Meiguo, and the reason for deceiving him was very simple, that is, there are countless girls in Meiguo, and that sister has as much water as she wants, and she can be as tender as she wants, and they will have many postures, the key is not to have your marriage room, nor to have your bride price.

When Lao Zhang heard this, he was all excited, and made a bold statement to the villagers, wanting to go to Meiguo to find a sister to sow seeds and win glory for the country, just like that, Lao Zhang came to Meiguo.

After I came, Lao Lao Zhang knew that he had been deceived, although the girl of Meiguo didn't want your wedding room and bride price, but people ignored you, and it was useless for you to lick and kneel and wash people's feet.

It's not important, the key is that life is too difficult, and you can't make a few stinky money after being humiliated and exploited, but! In order to boast of his bold words, Lao Zhang, whose self-esteem has been distorted, insisted on not returning to China, so he was ready to consume himself alive in Meiguo.

Until that savior, Lao Zhang's grandfather's grandmother Sister Zhuang Zhuang appeared.

On this day, Lao Lao Zhang came to Chinatown, looked for food in the garbage can, and met a compatriot, a black and strong woman, who saw that Lao Lao Zhang was pitiful, so she took him in, washed dishes in his knife noodle restaurant, and gave him food and shelter.

Old Zhang was ashamed and brave, worked hard, and secretly vowed to soak this strong sister in his hands, and his hard work paid off, this time fate didn't joke with him, he got his wish.

In this way, the descendants of Lao Lao Zhang and Sister Zhuang Zhuang took root in Meiguo, and generation after generation survived by that noodle restaurant.

In Lao Zhang's generation, he seems to have encountered the best times, Meiguo is developing rapidly, and his life is more prosperous than previous generations, he has studied books, been admitted to university, found a good job after graduation, and found a girlfriend of Meiguo.

So, Lao Zhang decided to give up inheriting the noodle restaurant and run to a broader world with his girlfriend, so he took out a loan from the bank, opened a company, became the chairman, and gave himself a foreign name Andrew. Sheet.

The company was okay at the beginning, and the business was good, there was always money in and out, enough for Lao Zhang and his girlfriend to make waves.

However, the good times didn't last long, the best times became the worst times, the financial crisis broke out, Lao Zhang went bankrupt, his girlfriend ran away, and he returned to the noodle restaurant with a disgraced face, looking extremely gloomy and lonely.

Lao Zhang's parents seemed to have foreseen such an outcome, sighed, and didn't say anything, letting Lao Zhang settle himself, but they hoped that Lao Zhang would be able to stand up again.

Lao Zhang, who has no job, has nowhere to go for a while, and takes the initiative to choose to help in the noodle restaurant, but his mouth is always strong, and I just make a temporary transition.

However, Lao Zhang, who was helping in the noodle restaurant, was shocked by the craftsmanship of his father and mother, it turned out that making a bowl of beef knife noodles requires so many awesome skills behind it, which is simply awesome.

See! Daddy's fried oil and spicy seeds is simply practicing shovel skills in the oil pot.

See! My mother cut vegetables, and she must have used the free knife technique, a hundred knife skills in one second.

See! Daddy cut beef and chopped beef bones, he must have made a knife from the Heavenly Sword Gate.

Check it out! Daddy kneaded the dough, he must have used the long-lost bone-turning palm plus the wrong muscle-splitting hand.

Check it out! Mom shaved her face, she must have made the long-lost Heavenly Maiden's swordsmanship, the Heavenly Maiden scattered flowers!

Lao Zhang, who usually likes to play games, is enchanted, he thinks that his father and mother are the heroes in the game, and he thinks that their family must be a hidden martial arts family.

So, at this time, Lao Zhang suddenly became obsessed with martial arts, and he was not interested in opening a company as the boss, so he knelt down and begged his father and mother to teach him martial arts.

Mom and Dad were very confused, and said that if you want to learn this, it's not easy, just let's learn to make knife noodles.

Lao Zhang was like hearing a thunderbolt from the sky, and his brain was chopped off, so he agreed and began his apprenticeship in the noodle restaurant.

But, to be honest, he worked very hard, like a chicken blood.

In the process of washing vegetables and dishes, he said that he realized the true meaning of Tai Chi.

In the process of chopping vegetables and chili peppers, he said that he understood the truth that the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable.

In the process of cutting meat and cutting beef bones, he said that he had awakened the power of the dragon elephant.

And in the process of shaving the face, he exaggerated that he had awakened the sword soul and sword intent.

Even the technique of sprinkling salt and green onions, he also said that he sensed the true meaning of the Heavenly Object.

Mom and Dad laughed when they heard it, anyway, their son found fun at work and was willing to nest in a noodle restaurant, they were still very happy, but! Go with the flow, they don't force either.

Until one day, Lao Zhang made the first bowl of knife-cut noodles.

At this moment, suddenly the sky thundered, and a bolt of lightning struck the noodle restaurant and disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, a downpour forced a man into the noodle restaurant, who was in front of the online writer Zhu Que Tang, who had come from China to travel to Meiguo.

In front of the Suzaku Hall, I was embarrassed to only hide from the rain and not eat noodles, so I ordered the bowl of knife-cut noodles that Lao Zhang had just made.

When Lao Zhang brought the bowl of noodles to the Vermilion Bird Hall, the front of the Vermilion Bird Hall actually exclaimed in a trembling voice:

"It turns out that this bowl of knife-cut noodles is surviving the catastrophe! No wonder suddenly the sky is thundering, pouring rain, fate is fate! ”

What the heck! A bowl of knife-cut noodles?

Lao Zhang was very confused when he heard this, thinking that he didn't want to eat this bowl of noodles in front of the Suzaku Hall, so he said, "Why don't I change the bowl with you." ”

When Suzaku Tang heard it, how could he let him change it again, so he hurriedly swallowed it, swallowed it all, and then threw down 100 yuan, and ran away with the bowl of noodles.

Lao Zhang took the 100 yuan in his hand and was stupid directly, it turned out that the noodles I made were so delicious, so delicious that they could make people crazy.

At this time, Lao Zhang's thinking changed again!

It turns out that I didn't work in a noodle restaurant not only to learn the supreme martial arts, but to learn the supreme martial arts to make a crazy bowl of knife-cut noodles, so that people can be satisfied with eating this bowl of noodles, which is the true meaning of the supreme martial arts.

Since then, Lao Zhang no longer pursues ethereal things, but concentrates on studying how to make a bowl of knife-cut noodles.

It's just that he never thought that since he ate that bowl of noodles in front of Suzaku Hall, his online life has been hanging since then, and he has successively created popular online articles such as "Noodles", "Invincible Surface", and "One Side Alone", becoming a generation of online literature gods, it is said that he also offered the bowl of eating noodles.

As for Lao Zhang, the business of the noodle restaurant is getting better and better, and it is said that as long as he brings out a bowl of noodles, it will be ten miles of fragrance, which will hook the hungry insects of diners.

In this way, Lao Zhang's knife-cut noodles became popular in Chinatown, and unexpectedly alarmed the upper class society of Meiguo.

So, I don't know when it began, every day there are celebrities waiting in line here to eat knife-cut noodles.

Then, capital continued to come to the door, willing to spend huge sums of money to occupy small shares, encouraging Lao Zhang Noodle Restaurant to move towards a chain business model, and then set up a group, and then go public, they painted a blueprint for Lao Zhang's capital empire.

Lao Zhang smiled faintly and refused again and again! The reason is that the expansion affects the speed at which I draw my sword, oh no! It is the speed of ramen.

The capital chaebols saw that the business could not be negotiated, so the evil was born to the side, and began to send thugs to disrupt the noodle restaurant, and then sent killers to beat Lao Zhang, with two purposes, one is to force Lao Zhang to bow his head and cooperate, and the other is to force Lao Zhang to hand over the secret recipe for making noodles.

However, the fact is that no matter how many villains the capitalists sent, they were all repelled by Lao Zhang one by one.

"Xiu Xiu" two knives, the villain's leg meat was removed, and only two skull feet were left to stand on the ground.

"Snort" twice, and the oncoming bullet was split in half by Lao Zhang.

"Bell" twice, and the bullet fired again was actually bounced back by Lao Zhang's knife and submerged into the opponent's chest.

With a "click", Lao Zhang stepped forward and kicked down, shattering the other party's femur.

"Bang bang" two palms, the other party's chest is sunken, and the mouth spits fountain.

In this way, how many waves of villains came were beaten and carried back by Lao Zhang, and the capitalists knew that they had encountered a hard nail, and they no longer dared to think about it.

In this way, Lao Zhang's life finally settled down, he found a diligent little sister A Hua who worked in a noodle restaurant as the object, the two got married and had children, Ah Hua was promoted to the boss lady, responsible for the operation of the noodle restaurant, Lao Zhang had no distractions, just made noodles.

Both of them are not greedy, and they live happily, but since the birth of Xiao Lao Zhang, they have one more hobby, which is to train Xiao Lao Zhang to learn martial arts to make noodles.

However, the sky is unpredictable.

Suddenly, one day, a large number of aliens descended from the sky and invaded Blue Star.

This sudden change made the sky of Blue Star a battlefield everywhere, and all the Blue Star people's brains were suddenly knotted, and they couldn't believe that such a thing could happen.

What used to be just a joke and sci-fi actually happened!

The extraterrestrial events that once had nothing to do with us really affected the survival of every human being.

Some people cry, some worship God, and some go crazy directly, how can the once beautiful Blue Star change all overnight?

Fear, death, enveloped the entire Blue Star.

Lao Zhang and Ah Hua looked at the strange sky, neither of them spoke, and they still opened the noodle restaurant.

What can I do, as long as I don't die, life will go on.

It's just that one day, humanity was defeated, the sky was lost, and a large number of aliens descended on the blue star.

Like ghosts, they walked towards Chinatown step by step, and the whole Chinatown felt the breath of death.

Perhaps, everyone knows that death is inevitable, but it has become easier.

Some compatriots who usually like to come to Lao Zhang Noodle Restaurant to eat noodles came to Lao Zhang Noodle Restaurant one after another, shouting: "Lao Zhang, come to the bowl of knife and cut noodles." ”

However, compared with the past, this time is a little different, in the past, they used to eat noodles first and then settle the bill, but this time, they chose to settle the bill first and then eat noodles, because no one knows if they can finish the noodles, and no one wants to owe Lao Zhang noodles money after death.

Lao Zhang's family was moved, Lao Zhang choked back tears and responded loudly: "Okay! Five minutes, noodles on the table! ”

In this way, Lao Zhang's family started to meet without distractions......

Bang bang! Bang bang!

The alien legion pressed into Chinatown.

It's just that when they came to Lao Zhang's noodle restaurant, they stopped one after another, because they smelled a fragrant, hot smell.

Collectively turned their heads, the aliens were stunned, and there were one person after another inside who were eating noodles and eating like they were drunk.

The aliens watched the harazi keep flowing out, and their throats kept rolling and swallowing saliva.

They are collectively confused, what kind of good news is this? Why do people have a desperate desire to eat!

At this moment, an alien leader walked out of the crowd and walked into the noodle restaurant step by step.

Seeing this, Lao Zhang hurriedly walked out of the counter, he still had a kitchen knife in his hand, if you want to kill people on my side, you have to ask my kitchen knife first.

The alien leader looked at Lao Zhang quietly, and Lao Zhang also looked at the alien leader quietly, fearless.

The alien leader showed surprise, because he felt that Lao Zhang was not afraid, and couldn't help but appreciate it more, and then he pointed to the noodles on the table.

Lao Zhang was a little surprised, and seemed to know the meaning of the alien leader, so he said, "Do you want to eat?" I'll make you a bowl. ”

The alien leader nodded.

So, Lao Zhang turned around and entered the kitchen, and five minutes later, a bowl of hot and fragrant knife-cut noodles was served.

Lao Zhang handed the alien leader a pair of chopsticks and said, "Try it." ”

The alien leader took the chopsticks and tried to eat them, and then the whole person was shocked and began to eat frantically, sweating profusely, tears streaming down his face, and eating so much that there was not even a drop of soup left.

It's so delicious! He was so impressed! For hundreds of years, he had fought in the north and south of the universe, but he had never eaten such delicious food.

Lao Zhang and the diners were also shocked, so surprised!

At this time, Lao Zhang seemed to think of something and said, "Do you want to eat?" I can continue to make it for you, but I have one condition, and that is that you must withdraw your troops from the Blue Star. ”

The alien leader thought about it for a while, and actually nodded, he actually understood Lao Zhang's words, and replied with one word: "Okay!" ”

In this way, a bowl of beef knife noodles prevents a catastrophe of alien invasion.

Aliens from all over the world evacuated Blue Star, but when they left, each of them carried something on their shoulders, some were a cow, some were a bag of flour, some were a bag of chili, some were a box of cooking oil, some were a bucket of vegetables, and some were sauce, vinegar and salt.

And Lao Zhang's family was brought to the space starship in outer space by aliens with kitchen tools.

On the space starship, Lao Zhang's family made noodles for the aliens day and night, not daring to cry or cry.

Because they were afraid that once they stopped, the aliens would start to attack the Blue Star again.

In this way, Lao Zhang's family stayed on the space starship for ten years, and they followed the aliens to shuttle between the universe, watching the aliens slaughter one planet after another.

Lao Zhang boiled into Lao Zhang, Xiao Zhang boiled into a big Zhang, and Ah Hua boiled into a morning glory.

But the alien leader's mind is moody and uncertain.

One day, the alien leader came to Lao Zhang's kitchen, and he said:

"No matter how beautiful things are, if they can be easily owned, they will lose the meaning of beauty, only scarcity can be precious, and only loss can keep eternity."

Lao Zhang's family was very confused, with their mouths open, and they couldn't understand what the alien leader was going to say, but Lao Zhang had a premonition that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed the kitchen knife with one hand.

The alien leader paused, then continued:

"In the past ten years, in order to eat the knife-cut noodles you made, I fulfilled my promise and did not set foot in the Blue Star again, I thought that I would get tired of eating your noodles for a few months, but I never thought that I would not get tired of eating them for ten years.

I'm so depressed, I can't figure it out, why are the noodles you make so delicious? But! Whether I understand it or not, I can't stop any longer, I have to take over the Blue Star, and the humans of the Blue Star must die.

But as long as I still want to eat your noodles, I can't raise the courage, so you must also die, but in return, Lao Zhang, I allow you to die last. ”

As he spoke, the alien leader waved his hand and sighed! Two alien bullets were fired at Ah Hua and Xiao Zhang.

Bang bang! Ah Hua and Xiao Zhang's bodies exploded, and they died with no bones left.

"No ————————————————!!!"

Lao Zhang let out a heart-rending roar! His anger rushed to the top of his head.

"Boom!" A bang.

His anger shook out of his body, overturning the entire kitchen and the alien boss.

At this time, Lao Zhang, who reached the peak of his anger, awakened an invincible sword domain, and in an instant, this knife domain covered the entire cosmic starship.

The alien leader who was overturned to the ground was extremely shocked and shocked, and he said in a trembling voice:

"Lao Zhang, I may have made a mistake just now, please allow me to reorganize the language."

Lao Zhang's eyes turned scarlet, and he yelled: "Mistaken Nima's force!" ”

At the same time, the kitchen knife in Lao Zhang's hand slashed down in the air.

"Boom"!

The starship was split by Lao Zhang's sword qi.

"Ahhhh

The alien couldn't figure out what was going on, and his body was already floating in space.

"Sneer, snort..."

Lao Zhang kept swinging his knife, swinging his knife frantically, and the criss-crossing knife qi spread out to all sides, and the aliens instantly became dead corpses and exploded in space.

Boom boom boom!

The starship exploded and became a ruin in an instant, and all the aliens died.

And Lao Zhang is unharmed because he has the protection of the knife domain, not only that, but with the control of the knife domain, he can actually breathe freely and fly freely in space.

The alien leader was very confused and regretted until he died, how did he do it, and he actually awakened a cosmic killing god.

But what made him regret it was far more than that, because Lao Zhang was holding a kitchen knife and was still shuttling through the starry sky, he passed through the star field, through the black hole, and came to the alien's hometown - the extraterrestrial domain.

There are countless planets here, and there are hundreds of billions of aliens living here, and they are of different shapes and shapes.

Suddenly, Lao Zhang's eyes were cold, and the breath of his whole body continued to skyrocket.

Immediately after, he raised the kitchen knife in his hand and slashed out one by one.

Boom Boom...

As Lao Zhang's knife fell, one planet after another exploded, carrying those strange alien lifeforms, without warning, unexpectedly, and one by one.

Then, under the destruction of Lao Zhang's sword qi, the space began to collapse.

"Boom ——!"

Another loud bang came, and the entire extraterrestrial star field exploded, and this star field disappeared directly.

At this time, Lao Zhang let out an angry roar again:

"Ah——————————————!h

In the midst of the roar, Lao Zhang's tears burst the embankment, flowing endlessly in this dark and dead cosmic space.

I don't know how long it took, Lao Zhang stopped roaring, stopped crying, and began to continue flying.

I don't know how long he flew in the vast universe, but he actually let him fly back to the blue star.

It's just that he never went to Meiguo again, but returned to Huaxia and lived in seclusion on an unknown mountain.

A few years later, Lao Zhang returned to the world and opened a noodle restaurant in an unknown town in the northwest, but instead of making beef knife noodles, he switched to green vegetable and egg noodles.